Trash Run 770

12 Feb

Hash Trash Run 770

HASH MASTER Arthur Seebalack 461-5665
HASH ASS Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436
ON-SEC/ HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843
HASH C$SH Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE Nevie Boos 637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES Richard Marlay 351-3694
COMMITTEE Betty Agostini, Karen Hale, Ronald Mc Donald, Diane Henderson
Website Address:

770 January 22, 2011 Hadyn/Nico/Ashe/Taz Caura Cyberman THE MISSING PAGE

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Houston we have a problem. One third of the trash has been lost and it is too late to contact Goldie Locks to rewrite page one.
So I called Mahashma for advice and he said “just fill the cyberspace with some crap. Anything would be better than what was probably written anyway. So let the moving write and having written stop."
Rumple Foreskin gave the script to Doc who gave to H.M. who gave it to Dental Assistant Venessa to type to send to Salma to print. You see how things can get cocked up. Venessa said she would try to remember what was on page one. It was something like this:
“Why do women like anal sex” the Mahashma was asked one day, in reply, the Mahashma said "they like it so they can catch up reading a book, do some ironing or email someone on their blackberry at the same time."
And now for page two over to Rumple Foreskin and the rest of the real trash………………..
Here we go now, up, up, up, quite a tough incline slowing the pack considerably as we started to feel the pain. I came across Numbnuts standing at a left fork in the trail, bitching about being tired and saying he ent going up there. He and Martin felt they should go left and so they did. I could see about 20 or so front runners ahead of me up and up to the top of the mountain, led by Big Mike and Derek. So although I was hurting, I took some comfort from the fact I was on the right trail. I could now hear Martin and Nuts calling ON ON but took heart from the fact the suckers had to come back and follow us up the mountain. I can see "Nico" up there with the front runners so I know we on the correct trail. Ozama Bin Hashin comes alongside me, telling me we going the wrong way. Why is that I asked? It’s a long back check to slow down the front runners he replied as he passed me. He must feel I chupid. Looking back I was alarmed to see I was last and no one following me, but I kept going up. Then I heard checking being called, much to my delight and made a last big effort and reached the check at the top feeling vindicated and somewhat smug. Whats that you say Nico:”on back”. I don’t believe this shit. Where’s that f***ing Zam? I’ll put my boot so far up his arse he’ll taste the boot polish.
Yachtie Dave streaked past me going down, chased by Teheli, Big Mike, Derek, Nico and others so about I turn and follow suit. We made quite a quick descent, turning right onto the correct trail and a nice downhill run. We must be 15 minutes behind the current front runners now, so that’s it all over. The trail now takes us down a ravine which is very muddy, slick and dangerous due to the previous hashers who went before eroding the trail, and into a river bed.

What’s this? We have caught the back pack crossing a river and a tough climb up and out of the ravine. At the top of the ridge we pick up a nice trail gently going down for a good mile or so running. We came round a bend and passed Mahashma standing talking to some chick, but no one else around. How odd. The trail now starts going down quite steeply left, right, left, right, a series of bends down to the road. It’s a funny old business hashing, because as our group emerged onto the road, to our left, we saw the new front runners coming back out the bush from what was obviously along false trail. We are now the front runners again. Can you believe that? Well, we took off at a speed along the road to the beer stop. But as we were so near home I didn’t see the point and kept going. At the road junction, we hit the”on in” and hung a left back to the cars. I trotted in with Randall (Mr. Christian) Lyon, the leader of the infamous Carnival Victory Mutiny. But that’s another story. Doc Paton made sure he beat us for bragging rights. One of the Claxton Bay posse had to show off by sprinting up the hill to the car park and even passing the Doc.
            Thank you Hares, this was a good workout, well set and enjoyable hash mainly keeping the pack together. This was a big turnout, probably 100 hashers.
            The usual after hash festivities ensued. I had my two beers before heading off home. In closing, as I was leaving I offered Doc Paton and Randall a beer. They both said no, we are being responsible. Can you believe that shit. Just goes to show age brings reason.

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Mahashma's Meditations

The second run of the year and possibly the best so far is over. The Hares get top marks for parking, plenty of room and surrounded by beautiful views. However, a word of advice to would be Hares……Keep away from bees. Find a track around them. Hashers don’t have brains and someone like Zam is going to do something stupid and disturb them. Four or five people got multiple stings and in some rare cases a single bee sting can kill individuals who are allergic to them. So, I repeat keep away from bees.

The Calypso Show is around the corner so give your names to Taz or myself and start composing.

Welcome to all the virgins there were so many including two busloads of yachties. Oh! So Many Virgins: Tiffany, Ludo, Porter, Vikki, Joel, Romanyne, Mischa, Hannah, Reginald, Alisha, Patricia, Osei, Daniel, Edith, Denis, Noelle, Honey, Mariella, Phillip, Rianna, Ryan, John and Ginny………any beers left???

The Poofter shirt went to Betty who after twenty years of hashing can’t tell the difference between a yellow cocoa pod and a paw-paw and to Helena for her disintegrating tights.

New Shoes: Simeon (Mahashma’s son: was he set up???)

Birthday Corner: Shawna, Gerry, Lawrence, Asha, Karen, Harty, Femia, Dianne, Flash and others.

Thank you Cyril for your rendition of "THE Best Hash Ever". Once again I found no enlightenment in Caura so I will try Blanchisseuse……..ON ON.

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Date:19th February, 2011

Time:  3:30 p.m

Hares: Uncle Ray/Nick Drew/Darin Marshall

RunSite: El Zorro Trace, pass Maracas Bay


Take the North Coast Road and proceed to Blanchiesseuse. Take North Coast Road passing Maracas Bay; 4 miles after Maracas on the right-hand side look for HHH signs to El Zorro Trace. This is the hash site. Food: RICHARD’S BURGERS ON SALE!



770 January 22, 2011 Hadyn Als Caura
771 February 5, 2011 Doon Spring Bridge, Blanchisseuse
772 February 19, 2011 Uncle Ray El Zorro Trace past Maracas Bay
773 March 5, 2011 Betty Agostini Carnival Hash: Calypso Competition, Portuguese Club
774 March 19, 2011 Old Bats
775 April 2, 2011 Beerly Audble Cumana
776 April 16, 2011 Mountain Goats Blanchisseuse
777 April 30, 2011 Marlon Newallo
778 May 14, 2011 Lorin Paton/David Jamieson/Betty Agostini Reewat Memorial Run
779 May 28, 2011 East Infection Indian Arrival Weekend
780 June 11, 2011 The Three Wongs (David, Zachery, Zane)
  June 23 – 26 Overseas Hash Barbados
781 June 25, 2011    
782 July 9, 2011 The Posh
783 July 23, 2011 The Bush Whackers
784 August 6, 2011 Ivan Charles
785 August 20, 2011 Brian Dookie Anniversary Run
786 September 3 2011 Roger  
787 September 17 2011 Derek De Freitas  
788 October 1 2011 Allister Martin/Simon Wescott/Nathalie  
789 October 15 2011 Randall (Lall) Lyon  
790 October 29 2011 The Bimbos Tobago
791 November 12 2011 Kieron Alleyne  
792 November 26 2011 Central Posse  
793 December 10 2011 Hash Masters Run Christmas Party
794 December 24 2011 Taz/ Ashe  

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