Trash Run 774

4 Apr

Hash Trash Run 774

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HASH MASTER Arthur Seebalack 461-5665 arturo999@live.com
HASH ASS Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436 mumtaz98@hotmail.com
ON-SEC/ HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843 salmakhan_10@hotmail.com
HASH C$SH Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE Nevie Boos 637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES Richard Marlay 351-3694
COMMITTEE Betty Agostini, Karen Hale, Ronald Mc Donald, Diane Henderson, Asha Saith
Website Address: http://poshhh.org


RUN DETAILS
RUN# DATE HARES SITE SCRIBE
774 March 19, 2011 Nevie/Numbnuts/Dookie/Asha D’Abadie Hawkeye


Line Break - On-On Feet

O Goooooooooooooood!
I get away for so long. Checking my records, the last time I was called upon to do the needful was October 31, 2009. That’s good, that’s very good. Ooops! May be my trash was real bad and much too long, I go still do it my Sinatra way.

Hash Friday
Some of us are a bit partial to Golf on a Friday afternoon and it seems all of we does look de same from behind.  I hear some poor unassuming non- hash golfer bending over to Tee up his balls get slap in the B hind ‘Yur coming on de hash with us tomorrow’?
It so happen that your boy Captain H in town for the weekend, a rear occasion now he back with C an’t A rrive L ate and he arrange his designated to drive back from the Hash. He does only let she drive at night as if she is some Manicou.

Hash Saturday
Well you know being a CAL pilot the ETA was spot on. At precisely 2.15pm he land at my driveway and de stewardess even get out of the cabin to escort me to my designated seat. I try to buckle up but Cap tell me I don’t need to do that in First Class is only Cap and Co pilot in front seat need that. Next thing I know the co pilot wandering if we were suppose to pick up a next passenger, me and Arlene have real room to relax and wandering if we go get demoted to Economy where you get NOTTING at all these days. After a few frantic calls, we settle back down as potential passenger cancelled his reservation as he would have had to take a lap dance from St Joseph. He say ‘that’s  –K –IMPOSSIBLE’, the cell phone reception start to crackup but I thought I heard him say ‘That’s tiresome boy! I can’t take that today again.

I like a squeeze up! But OMG but not when I travelling First Class.

The ETD was delayed a max five minutes for ground clearance but Cap say no worries! We have a westerly so we go make up time en route, just relax and enjoy de ride.  Who tell him say that! I relaxing settling in for a little snooze and next ting you know, the Co pilot put on the stewardess hat, you know how CAL short staffed. The galley short of food and we have to make an unscheduled stop at Night Rider to pickup supplies. Like the toilet facility wasn’t working either and my co-passenger jump out without parachute saying she going to take a leak, all the time we blocking de airways.

Of course, when we get going again I can’t sleep no more, one set of noise in the galley, Guess What! I hear a POP! I say Champagne. Yes boy, we reach! It was a real eye opener! Is crisp bag popping and CAL serving that in First Class. Jack! Is time to fire de Chairman.
Fast forward, I am taking too long to scribe this hash.

The Hash
After some good navigation, we land on a plateau and taxi to a terminal position that rear ended close to the wall so the First Class passengers, that we are, could discretely alight and take off our clothes after a sweaty run. Picture perfect, the Cap come out the cockpit and put on his cap. It fit him well and talk about de treads. Seams boy! The Co pilot not in his class at all! at all! She just regular.
Unlike the writer Dickens, we did not have ‘GREAT EXPECTATIONS’ for this run, from the costuming it was really Beau Jesters clowning around and that’s what we did for the first ten minutes, when the hares finally called On! On!

Nevi has a knack for setting the ’Meet the people run’. Elections over! We run through people yard, under their house and in doing all that, I thought some hasher were going to dive into the kids wading pool. Yes ! A wading pool, not a pothole in de middle of de road! If Kamla was there it would be picture perfect. Oh Gorme! She carrying on this pregnant pause a whole 9 months, is time to deliver.

Finally, the politicking move into the more rural areas and the front runners find some bush and dirty looking ditches. So many, I lose count, like dey taking ‘Advantage’ these Wotless hares. Den the hashers get de rhythm and dey start to mash up the place. One new generation hasherette decide she go break away from de posse, baps! In de dirty water. How she scream and wale and she jumping high, high, in one place like Machel on stage, hoping to rid the ash coloured water from she pantyhose.. Priceless image! On! On!

Up the valley we go, until a walkers/runners fork, make the wrong decision and you up a dirty restricted stream. It was as if the whole bamboo cathedral burn and come down to colour the ravine ash grey. A reminded that the Lenten season is with us, subsequently reinforce with a biblical donkey’s bray as Num Nuts blows his Vuvuzela.
It’s all a blur from then, getting giddy with the climb up and up to lofty height, assisting B-hinds, as legs fail to grip on the sometimes slippery ground. Out of nowhere, Dookie waddles up, his feet swishing close to ground ‘You could go so and meet the road if you had enough or go so’, gesticulating in the opposite direction. We skirt the hill crest and descend again, bamboo once again being the salient feature, Crick! Crack1 Crash! as the youthful herd scamper past down to the river’s bed below, a resistant rock formation showering those who sort solace in its exhilarating flow.

Down the river, the youthful limbs resisting the pounding while I slip and wade in hot pursuit hoping to make sight of the pack at each bend. Dookie’s hobbit like figure appears from nowhere again calling all the while ‘Its getting late! ‘Down the river! Through the X! Forget the trail!’ and as soon as his words are heard he disappears again.
Unable to keep the pace, I am alone for a while, with no paper beyond the X and then ASH appears, with macaw like calls that startle the forest life. There is no response and his sober mind calls On back! Back check! No sooner said, a mirage of tired runners return to help find the right trail.

On! On! Up we trek, this time to the crest of the hill that eventually reveals the panoramic view that eases the aching soul, its downhill from here and eventually the On! In! signals a familiar end to the Arouca run, the Wotless discard of unwanted goods that will increasingly scar our hashing trail. The hash site itself will most likely not be there next year as housing development encroaches on our treasured Northern range.

Apres Hash
The Apres was idyllic, setting Sun with rising biggest Moon, that didn’t look so big, for many, many years. Beers on tap and special FREE birthday treat courtesy ROBIN who is now befriended by all including Batman. A really special treat!!! Thanks Robin. So many Virgin one hash stands, change the constitution for FREE beers for ONLY those that are not twice shy.

Well the kegs done and time to duss it. Cap’s designate Co pilot take the stick but the big big Moon up in de sky and it real bright so Manicou car see too clear. Cap have to make sure passengers safe, so he get out of cockpit to navigate on foot. Finally, all clear and the takeoff is smooth as you know who’s bottom.

We get a little turbulence on the way so we pull to one side to let the ominous clouds of hash SUVs go by. With fair weather we move on to an unscheduled stop at Night Rider to again pick up supplies. Well! It turn out to be a nice small lime, surprisingly the shit talk running as usual, despite some Lenten abstinence from the likes of Eggy and Co, who inviting everybody to Friday prays.

Right about now, Manicou go quiet, with chin on my shoulder she start to turn up she face as if in pain. Lord Martin, three time hash monarch turn doctor packing ice on she foot. Cap jump up, buy some liquid supplies and say ETD in 30 seconds. Too much attention, he take charge of the limping Manicou who still car see, and now car walk, but thank GOD, she could still drive.

FIRST CLASS SERVICE! ALL THE WAY HOME.

I can’t wait to hash with CAL’s Cap H and Co pilot again.

Line Break - On-On Feet

Mahashma's Meditations

This run was really set in the foothills of D’abadie and not Arouca. The hares did a good job but I am sure the honors of the day went to the local  Kyle. Without Kyle Ya Mammy , Numbnuts , Dookie et al would doubtless  have screwed up. Well I did not find enlightenment here instead I found a great after hash lime. We had a splendid line up of food and it was free thanks to Robin celebrating his birthday. Robin also gave the hash two kegs of beer. He did not wish to say how old he was but look at him anyone would say he was thirty-two. 
Thank you Robin we much appreciate your gift now whenever there is free food on the hash please let Doon eat first and as much as he can he is the skinniest Indian on the hash. He makes Mahashma look fat.

Let it be known that the Harper boys were innocent of any throwing of missiles at the Hash Calypso Show. They are completely exonerated of any charges and will be duly compensated.

The after lime moved to the Knight Rider bar, for all who braved it had a good time the music man Richard De Freitas showed up and got the crowd going.

Welcome to our virgins: Joel, Esther, Seth, Fidel, Haily, Mark, Nyasha, Delano, Etienne and Darryl, please come again. The poofter shirt went to Michelle for hitching a ride in a car at the start of a run after arriving late she was the clear winner. 

Birthday Corner: Robin Basant, Christian Edinborough, Denese Chin, Sandra Wong and more to come…………..

Barbados
With all those people who have booked for Barbados please contact me at:  arturo999@live.com. I will reply to each one of you and inform you of your balance which will be due at the end of April. Please indicate what flights you are on so I can arrange transport. On On in search of enlightenment.

Line Break - On-On Feet

DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #775

Date:16 April, 2011

Time:  3:30 p.m

Hares: Mountain Goats

RunSite: Blanchisseuse, Avocat

Directions:

Take the North Coast Road and proceed to Blanchiesseuse. You would pass Maracas Bay, Tyrico and Las Cuevas Bay. When you approach the Church in Blanchisseuse turn right on Arima Road. Drive for approx. 3 miles to run site. Look for HHH signs.
Some secured parking available – $5.00 per car. Food on Sale: Fish/Chicken meal: $25.00-$30.00.

2011 RECEDING HARELINE

RUN # DATE HARES SITE
775 April 2, 2011 Beerly Audble Cumana
776 April 16, 2011 Mountain Goats North Coast
777 April 30, 2011 Marlon Newallo Mission, Toco
778 May 14, 2011 Lorin Paton/David Jamieson/Betty Agostini Reewat Memorial Run Ravine Sable
779 May 28, 2011 East Infection Indian Arrival Weekend
780 June 11, 2011 The Three Wongs (David, Zachery, Zane) Tamana
  June 23 – 26 Overseas Hash Barbados
781 June 25, 2011 Chris Valdez Alternate Hash, Trinidad
782 July 9, 2011 The Posh Gran Couva
783 July 23, 2011 The Bush Whackers Quinam
784 August 6, 2011 Ivan Charles
785 August 20, 2011 Brian Dookie Anniversary Run
786 September 3 2011 Roger  
787 September 17 2011 Derek De Freitas  
788 October 1 2011 Allister Martin/Simon Wescott/Nathalie  
789 October 15 2011 Randall (Lall) Lyon  
790 October 29 2011 The Bimbos Tobago
791 November 12 2011 Kieron Alleyne  
792 November 26 2011 Central Posse  
793 December 10 2011 Hash Masters Run Christmas Party
794 December 24 2011 Taz/ Ashe  

2012 RECEDING HARELINE

RUN # DATE HARES SITE
795 January 7 The Big Dicks  
796 January 21    
797 February 4    
798 February 18    
799 March 3    
800 March 17 Numbnuts/Blunden/Pinny/Reina  


POSH3 Events Corner

POSH3 Easter Kite Flying

EASTER SUNDAY (APRIL 24TH, 2011 FROM 2:00 P.M.
 AT D’ SAVANNAH OPPOSITE D’ WHITEHALL

Come out and do yuh ting…..have fun with yuh fellow Hashers
Design yuh kite: Chikee Chong, Mad Bull or whatever kinda wind machine yuh have….
Come and fly yuh kite/anyting or just full yuh cooler and join de lime for a fun afternoon!!!
AH WONDER WHO GO HAVE DE BADDEST KITE!!!


2011 OVERSEAS HASH

On on to the land of the flying fish……BARBADOS. Come let’s join our fellow Bajan Hashers on June 23rd to 26th, 2011.It is easier all round if everyone book their own ticket online. It turns out cheaper if you book for yourselves. We all have computers. Please try for the 8:00 am flight. The group rate at the hotel (ROSTREVOR APTS. at ST. LAWRENCE GAP) you can only get via the Hash.

Superior Ocean Front Studio   $1932 per person.
Two Bedroom Ocean Front     $1596 per person.
One Bedroom Ocean Front      $1122 per person.
Studio Ocean Front Double      $1331 per person.
Standard Pool Deck                 $1452 per person

N.B. Accommodation rates quoted are per person and also included in this rate: transfers to/from airport/run sites, drinks at run sites and food on Saturday hash. Free T-shirt provided.

Free entertainment provided by our very own Hashers.

Itinerary

Thursday 23rd June:   Live night run
Friday 24th June:       Hash & Beach Lime
Saturday 25th June:   Hash set by Bajans (BH3)
Sunday 26th June:     Morning free to mil around; do what pleases you.
                                                                                                                                        
TAKING NOW MINIMUM DEPOSITS OF $1,000…………….…………….
GIVE DEPOSITS TO HASH MASTER (MAHASHMA) OR TAZ…………..

 

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