Trash Run 790

15 Nov

Hash Trash Run 790


HASH MASTER Arthur Seebalack 461-5665
HASH ASS Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436
ON-SEC/ HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843
HASH C$SH Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE Nevie Boos 637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES Richard Marlay 351-3694
COMMITTEE Betty Agostini, Ronald Mc Donald, Diane Henderson, Asha Saith
Website Address:
790 Oct 15, 2011 Randall/ Hutch/ Pinny Pepper Village Abubaka Belewa Tefawa from Wikileakes

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Hon Mobutu Seiko
The Minister of Internal Affairs
Maliki Street

Your Excellency,

I once again have returned home following my assignment at our mission in Port of Spain, Trinidad.
Sir, I attended (against our diplomats’ advice) a run at Pepper Village, Central Trinidad. You cannot imagine the spirit of these people who braved the most inclement weather to attend their bi-weekly run. I tell you Excellency nothing will stop these people from their beloved Hashing. I have been appealing for years for our government to allow hashing in our country but permission have been declined because of certain misconceptions.

Hashing is not Hashing Your Excellency. They don’t smoke, they just drink a little bit of weak alcohol. Further they celebrate a Poofter on every run but this is not a homosexual. I know homosexuality is banned in Botswana and therefore, there is no Poofter in Botswana.

Your Esteemed Excellency, may I humbly point out Hashing originated in December 1938 in Kuala Lumpur by a group of British Colonial Officer and the following constitution was written in 1950.

The Constitution of the HHH
1. To promote physical fitness among our members
2. To get rid of weekend hangovers
3. To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it with a beer
4. To persuade older members they and their sexual organs are not as old as they feel.

Your Highest Most Esteemed Excellency, at present there are over two thousand Hash groups in the world , the most pre- eminent being Trinidad and Tobago.

I trust your government colleagues will reconsider their refusal to allow Hashing in our country.

Your humble servant
I kiss your feet
Abubaka Belewa Tefawa

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Mahashma's Meditations

Welcome to all our guests from abroad .Welcome Suriname . Welcome Barbados. It is a great honor to have you come here to learn what Hashing is all about in beautiful Tobago. The year is running out and I am no closer to enlightenment than I was at the beginning (except for that time at the Palm Village Bar in Kernahan Village).>br />
Together let us drink , run and find this damned enlightenment. I know that China, Donkey Shot and Moron have bought gems of wisdom to share amongst us along with teaching from our Religious Adviser, Gerry Soogrim.
The moving finger writes having written.

Our Virgins from Pepper Village run: Harold, Jason, Roxanne, Maissa, Anushka, Anslem, Allison, Jim, Patrick.
Who dare wear new shoes on the hash???? Marguerite, Kai and Nicholas. And the Poofter Award goes to Eggy and Alan.

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Hash Lingo

Virgins take note of the meaning of these signs!!!

  1. While on the trail CALL “ON ON” when you see bits of shredded paper/flour! It helps those behind/possibly lost hashers.
  2. “O” – check for the correct trail!
  3. “X” – you’re on the wrong trail! Go back to the check point and start again.
  4. “ON PASS” – to pass someone on the trail.
  5. “ON BACK” – on the wrong trail, you may have reached an “X“….turn back to the check point “O“.
  6. “On OFF” – you’re off the correct trail.
  7. When you are almost in you would see: “ON IN” pointing to the correct direction.
  8. For those who can’t keep up with the ‘3F’s’ (FIT, FAST AND FURIOUS) pack then just go with the ‘3S’s’ (SMART, SLOW AND SAFE) Pack who just let them do all the work.

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