Trash Run #805

4 May


HASH MASTER Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436
HASH ASSISTANT Pradeep Subrian 678-2372
FINANCE MINISTER Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843
Arthur Seebalack
Tiza Matura
Martin Griffith
Ashe Holder
Janine Winston
Colin Sorias
Betty Agostini
Diane Henderson
Website Address:
805 April 14, 2012 Doon, Aliza, Lisa, Kern, Jasmina, Christenthia, Nita, Daniel, Kiley and Paul Yara, Blanchisseuse Bald and Beautiful

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As if the Gods were conspiring to keep the faithful supporters and a few cabinet members away from the forthnighly meeting with our beloved Ironing Lady, there was an impressive halo around the sun which panicked many to believe that this was surely a sign that the world was about to end. In fact most of us believe that a Mountain Goats run set by Doon and company usually means the end of the world for us hashers since he is known to set some ballbusters on the North Coast, and this was to be no exception. For those of you interested in knowing, a halo is caused by the sun’s rays refracting off ice crystals in the upper atmosphere resulting in a circular rainbow effect around the sun. Yes, we do have ice crystals in hot Trinidad at 22,000 feet and No, it wasn’t because a comet hit the sun releasing gases into space or a precursor for the Mayan end time prediction; or so we hope!

So there we were gathered in the constituency of Blanchisseusse on the banks of the beautiful Yarra River which we have trekked by several times before, to listen to the opening remarks from the Iron Lady who successfully defeated a No Confidence motion several weeks ago. So buoyed by this victory and the prospects of another overseas trip coming up soon, we strutted off like loyal lemmings behind the Iron Lady following Doon, Lisa and a half dozen other virgin hares.

Now that the Minister of Works finally got back the PURE project, it appeared that the first 20 minutes of the proceedings were designed to review the state of the roadway, bridges and drains in the constituency because there was no other reason for us spending so much bloody time on the road! Eventually after about a dozen long mother arse false trails, we ventured into the forest and soon enough after another half dozen long false trails, we started climbing one long bloody hill that seemed to h ave no summit. We just kept climbing and climbing for about half an hour then finally we reached the top. These fricking Mountain Goats lived up to their name. So then it was downhill, literally from here to a smaller river that led to the bigger Yarra River where the hares redeemed themselves somewhat by providing refreshments to the weary and thirsty hashers. Then to the ON-IN which ended by a lovely pool in the river where we waited for the day’s proceedings to be concluded by the Iron Lady.

While the crowd gathered waiting for the last of the runners to return, there was much talk about the happenings in Mayaro and the damage done to an innocent bottle of rum, a casualty of love! There was talk about the cricket match between the Aussies and WI in the Oval and who was going to the Trini Posse lime. More rumours and gossip about who was missing in action and why, etc. So the Iron Lady called the meeting to order, thanked the hares for a "so-so" run, introduced the virgins (there were quite a few) and then gave poofter to the hasher who offended the most. We got to find out who wears the pants and who does the ironing in the official residence of the HM. Finally there was a long diatribe from Harper about how he tried in vain to save an innocent bottle of rum in Mayaro. At the appointed time the meeting was re-adjourned at Uncle Sam’s bar where a few die-hard supporters continued to eat, drink and shit talk while the DJ played some 50s love songs no doubt rightly judging the ages of his audience.

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From the Office of the Iron Lady

As I was driven into to the run site of Yara Blanchessue by d man who does give iron and iron meh pants, I thought about the stories about our hashes in this area, the first man to run barefoot and the can beers used at that time, then my thoughts were interrupted like when you taking a shower and the water goes, different hashers approached the car, one giving me the best pepper sauce in town , another with a gadget to use for down downs and many other greetings of Long Live the Iron Lady, I felt like the Queen of England.

Were they hearing the whispers of the breeze that was blowing in Yara before the run? We are hashers through and through, we have had some good runs and limes thus far and Mountain Goat Doon with about 9 other hares did not disappoint they had us climbing up and down those hills like real goats and those who couldn’t be a hash goat that day, there was a walkers trail for them to graze. Excellent run, food and after lime. The hash welcomes all….the desperate housewifes, the white men who can’t jump, the 50 year old virgins, the saints and angels we are one big happy family. On On

Virgins: Candi Rodriguez, Brendon Braithwaite, Jamila Bannister, Shernya Hepburn, Legena Henry, Nameeta Dookeran, Pamela Nyack, Hindi Jack, Dan Brenton, Chin Ray, Olivie Raingeonneau, Kevin Maharaj, Rine Dolabaille, Randi Rompaul, Joan Gower-De Charbert, Kevin Jhindoo

New Shoes: Shirleen and Margarete

Happy Birthday: Doon, Mandy, Keona and Jordan

Poofter: Vin for picking up Curtis Harper keys (like he wanted to take Shawna home), Margarete sprained her hand and only wanted one person to kiss it, Roger’s wife for wearing a top like the hash master, Nico for bringing Aaron with the church shoes and not hash shoes, Jameela virgin hasher for wanting to go home because she got two cuts, Aliza a hare for being of no use on the run and Ashe for bouncing the taz and saying or sorry I taught you were Roger’s wife. Poofter Ashe


PANAMA – JUNE 6 – 10, 2012

Wednesday 6th June, 2012 (departure Trinidad 5.58 pm)
Return Monday 11th June, 2012 (departure from Panama 11.58 am)
(check taz (The Iron Lady for details)

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Directions to the next run

Date: May 12, 2012
Time: 3:30p.m.
Hares: Mahashma/Papa Smurf/ Harold
Run Site: Vega de Oropouche

Drive east towards Valencia. At Valencia go straight to Toco main road , ( and not via Sangre Grande ). At the Toco main road junction turn right and drive until you come to the ” Check It Out Bar” on the left. Turn left at the bar and drive 6.9km to run site. There will be limited food on sale at the run.


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