Trash Run #817

15 Oct

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RUN DETAILS
RUN# DATE HARES SITE SCRIBE
817 Sep 15, 2012 HAYDEN, NICO, SPUDS,ROBIN, VICTOR, SUSAN AND KELVIN THE VILLAGER Non Pareil Estate, Sangre Grande A.S.S. (Acme Sanitation Systems)

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Well the directions never indicated 4x4needed to be transportation of choice. No distances were included so old dudes like myself had to keep sharpand guesstimate.

Anyways the day started off hot as hell. Reminded me of the days when David Morand used to drink with Satan on Fridays. This was one hash that should’ve started at 5 and no one would’ve mind. We were sweating long before the run even started, and some of us hid under the well placed tents. First time for me to see tents n chairs at a hash. So some of the old geezers used it as a time to regain consciousness.

The run started with an x, which set the tone for the rest of the run. Guess we all know how troublesome x’s can be,have yuh running up and down for no reason and just overall not pleasant to deal with. However, we did come for the challenge and for those who didn’t walk with their geritol, well next time.

The x’s kept coming faster than cheap whores at a free papsmear testing clinic.The x’s though were far down the trails so u had easily a 60-75m run, some longer before u realized there was another x. Only few men have so many x’s. But in the hash world many x’s can mean a better run.This gave the slackers like Harold and his bastard ole friends, a chance to play catch up. This phenomenon called’ol bastards catch up’ seemed to work to keep the group together. This was a lot better than the stampede we had in Flanagin Town. A run set by Satans drinking buddy himself Dave Moron.

My esteemed hash colleague Colin passed us on an uphill and said ‘its not a hike lets have some running.’ This was about 45min into the trail. A woman in a yard with some dogs said ‘diz the last lap?’ I said ‘no we are about half way thru.’ Her dog was erratic and someone said. ‘dog only getting on so cause he mother is a bitch’ heehee.

One other note… I did find parts of the trails to be a bit hard on the hash. Looked like a good recipe for a sprained ankle. Wait 2 ppl got sprained ankles? Hmmm …..my hunch was right after all. So we had 2 injuries, again in the hash world a norm.

Further on down the trail, more x’s. Well this time Colin was also hiking. I guess the many x’s wore him out too. Hope the alimony wasn’t too heavy for him to bear.

So we reach the end and see an ‘on in’ sign however, the sign was on part of the trail that led to a road or Twhich leads either way. First group heads right or east as Peeny would say and they come back n say no paper. Sothe group of us who are smart and generally wait for the dummies headed west. Road seemed to be getting less and more overgrowth. So we headed back east n another hasher said ‘road kinda ends.’ Christopher Columbus also known as Peeny says ‘ the sun sets in the west’ I did not know what bearing that had on anything but it sure was funny. But peeny says lets head back east. Well the final way was west, then we got to find out that Peenywas just making a general statement.

The down downs was a blur as some used it to experiment with alcohol on an empty stomach. For me this was way more entertaining than Ash stripping as a fairy showing off what he doesn’t have and 2 grown men running a race in the middle of all the fracas. Anyways back to the experiment, as the subject was a young lady, we had a couple night vultures began circling. Maybe in Grande,Corbeau have night vision goggles or infrared detection systemsHowever, these vultures were not only trying to feast themselves, but I must say did try to help, as I was accused of not being an avid admirer of drinkers.(that can’t handle their liquor)

Back to the hash.The hares on this run should’ve been the poofters as this was a REAL SHIT run.

Next run is apparently set by Morand again, as he was showing off his knees so proud of his scars and bruises No reason for us to know, but just a hint he spends a lot of time on his knees, in the forest, surrounded by men that drink.

And that ladies n gentlemen brings us to the end of the hash trash.

But one question…. Anyone knows the name of the young lady who got skunked?

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From the Office of the Iron Lady

HARES : HAYDEN, NICO, SPUDS,ROBIN,VICTOR,SUSAN AND KELVIN THE VILLAGER all dressed in our national color….red.

Before the run started Ashe in his purple jersey was called up and all present were reminded that at the last run when most people were in red for our country’s Golden Jubilee celebration, Ashe wore is purple strip jersey which he has been wearing for many years, so just as Sampson hair was cut off, Ashe was stripped of his purple wear and upgraded in a red jersey, pants and a T&T tie, d man looked hot.

MUD FUH SO….these were the words printed on their t-shirts…well that was lie…..7 hares who were invisible on the run…..but we found our way. the ON IN written on the left side at the end of a trail however when we stepped onto the road we did not know if to go left or right… I headed left, but Pinnard said the sun setting right so we should go right…..well you know that was wrong…..but we found our way.Virgin

terrain, a hidden village with some nice people who welcomed us like family, good trails, well set run, some injuries but the casualty ward which was located under the drinks tent with Dr OZ who now is Dr Was, Nurse Party Animal and Dr Do Little by day and a House Nurse by night attended to the injured ladies.

There was also a hamper which the hares gave to the youngster who came in first, this was young Jessie (Cyril’s grandson).

Poofter nominees: the hares for a long drive to run site and a short run, Harold for cutting cost since he got married and making a wooden slippers for his son Ross and Ross for actually wearing the slippers. Poofter to Ross.

Happy Birthday: Happy 60th Birthday Henk… you still look like 16!

Fit..Fast…Furious….Fit Fast and Furious jersey given to Reza who has been so committed to the hash that he brings his wife Lisa, and their young sons Jordan and Brandon to the hash for the past 3 years, whether they running or not and even when one of them is sick or injured he still brings them.

Poofter Nominies…Pinny for saying the sun setting to the right and we should go that way, Nico for putting the ON IN where he did which was not very directionally correct and a virgin, new shoe hasher tnamed 3 E who throwed away the beer in his new shoe which he had to drink and for just not being co-operative during the down down, poofter : 3 E.

Mention must be made of the Angel Gabriel who we met when we hashed on the other side of Orupone early this year, who appeared again and as usual wanted to sprint one of our guys, so it was Mountain Goat and him….The Angel Gabriel flew to the finish line.

Upcoming Events: Hash Fun day and cookout (bring your pot and your pepper) – Sunday 18th November, 2012

Tobago Weekend – Thursday 25th to Sunday 28th October, 2012 (TT1500.00)

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Directions to the next run #819

Date: Oct 13, 2012
Time: 3:30pm
Hares: Two Butts
Run Site: Villa Maria Hotel, Moka, Maraval

From KFC in Maraval proceed along Saddle Road. Continue along Saddle Road, passing the church on the hill, the gas station and then Haleland Park on the left – you will come to a fork in the road – take the left fork. (right side will take you to Maracas/Santa Cruz – don’t go there).
The run site is by the grassy area just after the taking the left fork Look for HHH signs.

Receding Hareline

RUN #

DATE

HARES

SITE

819 October 13, 2012 Two Butts Moka
820

821

October 26, 2012

October 27, 2012

Big Dicks

The Casuals Posse

Tobago

Tobago

Alternate Run: Trinidad

822 November 10, 2012 Central Posse
823 November 24, 2012 Nico Kersting New Territory
824 December 8, 2012 Hash Master’s Run Christmas Party
825 December 22, 2012 Incoming Hash Master
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