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Trash Run #787

26 Sep

Hash Trash Run 787

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MIS-MANAGEMENT
COMMITTEE
HASH MASTER Arthur Seebalack 461-5665 arturo999@live.com
HASH ASS Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436 mumtaz98@hotmail.com
ON-SEC/ HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843 salmakhan_10@hotmail.com
HASH C$SH Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE Nevie Boos 637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES Richard Marlay 351-3694
COMMITTEE Betty Agostini, Karen Hale-Jackson, Ronald Mc Donald, Diane Henderson, Asha Saith
Website Address: http://poshhh.org
RUN DETAILS
RUN# DATE HARES SITE SCRIBE
787 Sept 03, 2011 Big Dicks Matura Fred

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Getting some people to come hashing for the first time with you is like asking them to worship the devil and cross over to the other side. I cannot understand what is so complicated about running and drinking and spending time in Mother Nature.

Having been turned down by my uncle, at the very last minute or morning of the hash to be specific, who incidentally said he would come along with us, gave a BOGUS excuse about some cupboards being installed at his office that day or be it afternoon.

Equally amazing is the enthusiasm new comers feel as they join in the hash family and cannot wait for the next run or drink or rather run to drink well you know what I am trying to say. Well we managed FOUR VIRGINS, testosterone overload; they enjoyed the run and the scenery, if you know what I mean. Getting there was uneventful, simple drive to Mathura. Some hashers I encountered on route, I believe, are so excited to get there actually started the run even before arriving at the run site. They drive as they run, crazy. On the way in off the main road, you know that ‘ bad road’ as we say, my cousin’s car was ‘touchin’  so being in the lead I was far ahead enough to stop and fetch a beer from my cooler in the trunk . I could only think the cuss that the others behind him might have been belting out as some had four wheel drive.

On arrival as usual, hashers were catching up with each other. After the hares made their announcements we were off in the direction we came in. Oh I forgot to mention The Girls. Pretty. We ran up the road for a bit and then it seemed as though the pack was splitting in two as some went left and some went right, which one was right, ahh the question we all face in life, this is what I like about hashing I can think a lot except when others choose to talk like parrots all the time.

It turned out I was on the right track or at least on the right side literally as well. Down into the trail we ran for some time and then came to a check or was it an x. I went right again only to realize after running up a hill half way someone shouted on back. I needed to catch my breath so I remained behind until the solitude of the forest began give me the creeps, anyone who’s seen Friday the 13th or Blairewitch Project. We ran through the welcome sign for Turtle watching and into the trails again. We ran about a three quarter of a mile when there was on back call. Ran some more came onto a steep downhill and a climb uphill about the only two hills on the run. We had a pleasant beer stop and Champagne stop complete with condoms large of course. Here the pack split as there was a short cut for the softies and the final stretch for hardcore runners. I choose hardcore, wonder why, we made it through about two or three miles of dense forest and we could hear the sound of the ocean. What a beautiful sound. We came out onto a cliff about thirty feet above the beach, what a view. It is clear to me why I hash.

The down downs followed soon after as we now have to think about the coffee as my Guyanese friends would say meaning “curfew”.  Monster giveaways by The Girls. Sorry for you guys who missed it. Be there next time. ON ON

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Mahashma's Meditations

The Moving Finger Writes

As usual in order to compensate for the small appendage that they share in common the Big Dicks put on a good show complete with tents and some beautiful Monster Girls.

My search for enlightenment continues without success but again I thought I was getting close when during the run I suddenly came upon some beautiful girls offering me champagne and rubber chewing gum . The Monster rubber chewing gum tasted quite well I thought. But this was not the first time champagne was served , Asha tells me it was served some years ago on one of her runs .
Anyway well done Big Dicks.

The poofter award was shared by the Flying Indian and Jordan for playing a sissy man’s game (imported from the U.S.A.)
called frizzbee. Instead of having a drink or something these  two guys were with playing with a  plastic saucer while waiting for the H.M. Welcome to our virgins hope to see you all again.


TOBAGO

I am having problems with the logistics of No Mans Land. The approach from land is blocked by a new gated community, and the cost of the boat trip is very expensive. Also a foreign guests have to be at the airport earlier than planned.
So I have taken the decision to cancel No Man’s Land , but we will have a farewell barbeque at Johnstons Apt instead.
ON…. ON.
Mahashma Ghandi

MAHASHMA GOIN TOBAGO TO SEEK ENLIGHENMENT……….
Thursday 27th to Sunday 30th October, 2011

Cost: $1350.00 EXCLUDES AIRFARE. FINAL PAYMENT DATE IS 31ST SEPTEMBER , 2011

46 DAYS AWAY….AND TOBAGO HERE COME D HASHERS
40 PLUS SURINAME HASHERS PAID AND READY TO PARTY
20 PLUS BARBADOS HASHERS PAID AND READY TO PARTY
52 TRINIDAD HASHERS PAID AND READY TO PARTY
20 PLUS TRINI HASHERS HAVE NOT PAID…
SO BY NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW IF YOU ON BOARD OR OFF BOARD FOR TOBAGO…

ARTHUR/TAZ WILL BE COLLECTING PAYMENTS AT MONDAY AND SATURDAY RUNS
IF YOU NEED YOUR ROOM ON WEDNESDAY AND SUNDAY NIGHTS LET TAZ KNOW!

TOBAGO ITINERARY

DATE    
Thu 27 Oct   Arrive Tobago: free day…find your enlightenment and meet/mingle with the Surinamese/Bajan/Guyanese Hashers. Lite Dinner provided.
Fri 28 Oct AM Morning run set by the Bimbos followed by fun day at Pigeon Point. (entrance fee/drinks/music included)
PM Night: Dinner provided followed by Karaoke Competition. Prizes for Best Performers
Sat 29 Oct AM Morning run set by Prick-ah-Possee followed by fun day at Beach.
PM Night: Dinner provided  followed by the ‘Monster’ Halloween Ball at Johnstons… Costumes mandatory!! That means you cannot come as yourself !  Prizes for Best Costumes
Sun 30 Oct AM Morning Live Run followed by a Farewell Barbeque. RETURN TO JOHNSTONS APPROX. 4:00 P.M. BOOK YOUR RETURN FLIGHT ACCORDINGLY

Hash Lingo

Virgins take note of the meaning of these signs!!!

  1. While on the trail CALL “ON ON” when you see bits of shredded paper/flour! It helps those behind/possibly lost hashers.
  2. “O” – check for the correct trail!
  3. “X” – you’re on the wrong trail! Go back to the check point and start again.
  4. “ON PASS” – to pass someone on the trail.
  5. “ON BACK” – on the wrong trail, you may have reached an “X“….turn back to the check point “O“.
  6. “On OFF” – you’re off the correct trail.
  7. When you are almost in you would see: “ON IN” pointing to the correct direction.
  8. For those who can’t keep up with the ‘3F’s’ (FIT, FAST AND FURIOUS) pack then just go with the ‘3S’s’ (SMART, SLOW AND SAFE) Pack who just let them do all the work.

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DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #789

Date: October 1, 2011
Time:  2:00 p.m
Hares: Simon/ Alastair/ Natalie
RunSite: Cunaripo
Directions:

‘Where d fork is Bedes Buxo???’ – Run 789

Proceed along the Churchill Roosevelt Highway to Wallerfield. Turn right (South) @ the Cumuto intersection (sign posted Tamana & Cumuto). Drive for 6.4km and take a left in Cumuto Village ( sign posted Tamana). Continue on for 3.5km and turn left on Little Coora Rd. (sign posted Sangre Grande). Drive another 3.9 km – turn left at a sign saying ‘Sangre Grande’. Continue approx another 2km and turn left @ De Gannes & Jawahir Rd. Drive another 1.3 km to the run site at the intersection with Bedes Buxo. Look for HHH signs along the way.
Tasty village cooking after the run.


2011 RECEDING HARELINE


2012 RECEDING HARELINE


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Run Directions Run#787

27 Aug

Run Directions – Run#787 September 03, 2011

RUN DIRECTIONS
RUN #787
DATE September 03, 2011
HARES The Big Dicks
RUN SITE Matura
TIME 2:00PM
MAP
DIRECTIONS Head east on CRH till you reach the end of the dual carriageway in Wallerfield. Head north towards EMR. At intersection of EMR turn east or right towards Valencia. Drive along EMR passing gas station then police station on the right till you reach the Y junction in Valencia by traffic lights. Turn left heading to Toco and drive approx. 15km till you reach a T junction. Turn left heading north following signs till you reach the village of Matura. Look for sign on the right directing to Matura Bay Sea Turtle Nesting Site. Follow this road for approx 4km to run site which is on the beach. Travel time from POS 1.5hrs. Note that run must start promptly to ensure that all hashers can return safely before curfew starts
Matura Bay Turtle Nesting Site

Trash Run 769

24 Jan

Hash Trash Run 769

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MIS-MANAGEMENT
COMMITTEE
HASH MASTER Arthur Seebalack 461-5665 arturo999@live.com
HASH ASS Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436 mumtaz98@hotmail.com
ON-SEC/ HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843 salmakhan_10@hotmail.com
HASH C$SH Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE Nevie Boos 637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES Richard Marlay 351-3694
COMMITTEE Betty Agostini, Karen Hale, Ronald Mc Donald
Website Address: http://poshhh.org


RUN DETAILS
RUN# DATE HARES SITE SCRIBE
769 January 8, 2011 The Big Dicks Lopinot Déjà vu!


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Hash Trash #769

So I pick up my farse self on this first hash of the new year to approach our new Hash Master to wish him “Happy New Year” – well who tell me do dat! All of a sudden I get ambushed as his side kick Mumtaz appeared and announced that I was to be the scribe for this run! Setups- Lucky me! Reluctantly I agreed – happy with thought that I am freed of this chore for the rest of the year – as they would have to approach other unlucky souls to do this task!

This was a really beautiful run set in the pristine Lopinot valley. Hash Master Mahashma gathered us all in front of the village bar and introduced the Big Dicks who all promised that this was going to be an easy run – easing us all back in slowly from our Christmas festivities! Yeah right! More importantly, it was announced that Andre – our trusty Carib beer man was on holiday and that we would have to rely on the beer in the bar for our needs! Who tell Andre he could take a holiday?

As expected the trail was cool – taking us under the canopies of the tall trees above, I have to admit I found the stones along the way somewhat slippery – it would have been a mess if the rains had added to the glory! Well the crowning glory of the run is when these smart arse hares decide to send us all up the side of a never ending hill to greet us with a big X at the top. Well you know they coulda be nominated for poofter from that time on! The presence of a beer stop mid way through the run did help get the hares back into our good books again!

The run seemed to be generally a lot of “On up!” so we were grateful when we finally started downwards and finally reached civilization again. Of course d trusty hares – bad mind as usual – brought us back right in the middle of town – a turn left would have taken us back into the hash site in 2 minutes- sent us all to the RIGHT ! We ended up in a gorgeous river which was crystal clear until d set of us churn it up and we left it looking like the Caroni! As we made our way back to the hash site, we passed through an area near the river that reminded me very much of Caura – the next place we will be exploring on our next run- plenty people were liming there a set of loud music – carnival had begun to creep into the sleepy little village!

Well I had my chops set on some nice pastels and ham as ‘advertised’ by the hares and knowing Lopinot to be full of Spanish heritage, tamales and emapanadas did not seem an unrealistic alternative to our regular hash fare. Setups – No such luck! Good for nothing hares!

The highlight of the whole afternoon occurred as we were liming around the bar after the run when a set of loud music approached us – we all turned around to find a villager riding on his bike which was outfitted with multiple big speakers and an amplifier powered by a car battery in front. He certainly caught our attention! Apparently the village DJ!

Good run Big Dicks! On On to Caura!

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Mahashma's Meditations

Run No. 769 – 8th January, 2011

Run Site: Lopinot

It came to pass, the first run of the year, and it went well. How could it not have gone well when we had
Dicks to start the year. (Every woman’s dream I presume). If you recall the Big Dicks set possibly the best run for 2010 complete with tassa and tequila. The Big Dicks never disappoint.

I was hoping to find peace and knowledge in the hills of Lopinot but instead found the usual pissheads I could see my job is going to be hard. Anyway, now read the following carefully:

  1. There will be no credit at the bar for anyone. This means none.
  2. I know I promised free beer for the year, however, I regret to inform you that the cost of the beer is now $12, don’t blame me, blame Carib Brewery. I understand the real cost increase at the brewery is Keith Nieves new pay package and benefits.
  3. Please recycle your beer cups and don’t use a new one for each beer.

Perhaps we will find enlightenment at our next run in Caura. ON ON.

Virgins:  Ryan Jordan, Larry Ross, Ryan Hernandez, Sharlene Lee Wen, Kevin Ramcharan, Asha, Kim and Hadyn.

Poofter: Only two nominations (like hashers must have made their New Year’s resolution):Pradeep taking one week to organize himself for this reecky and Gerry lost Simba (his dog) 6 months ago and now finds Simba during the reecky. The people’s nomination was Pradeep although Gerry wanted to jump the gun and take it.

New Shoes: Ricky and Asha (she claims it’s not new shoes but new socks.

Birthday Corner: Susan Reece, Andre Ashe, Sonja Barneveld (Mango Chow), Mary Jardine  and others.

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DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #771

Date: 5th February, 2011

Time:  3:30 p.m

Hares: Doon, Kyle, Paul, Kern, Lisa

RunSite: Spring Bridge, Blanchisseuse

Directions:

Take the North Coast Road and proceed to Blanchiesseuse. You would pass Maracas Bay, Tyrico, Las Cuevas Bay and La Fillette, before reaching Blanchiesseuse; from this point follow the HHH signs until you reach Spring Bridge. This is the hash site. Parking on the side of the road. Food on sale: $25.00-$30.00.

RECEDING HARELINE

2011

RUN # DATE HARES SITE
770 January 22, 2011 Hadyn Als Caura
771 February 5, 2011 Doon Spring Bridge, Blanchisseuse
772 February 19, 2011 Uncle Ray
773 March 5, 2011 Betty Agostini Carnival Hash Calypso Competition
774 March 19, 2011 Old Bats
775 April 2, 2011 Beerly Audble Cumana
776 April 16, 2011 Mountain Goats  
777 April 30, 2011 Marlon Newallo
778 May 14, 2011 Lorin Paton/David Jamieson/Betty Agostini Reewat Memorial Run
779 May 28, 2011 East Infection
780 June 11, 2011 The Three Wongs (David, Zachery, Zane)
781 June 25, 2011 Overseas Run Barbados
782 July 9, 2011 The Posh
783 July 23, 2011 The Harpers
784 August 6, 2011 Ivan Charles
785 August 20, 2011 Brian Dookie Anniversary Run
786 September 3 2011 The Big Dicks  
787 September 17 2011 Derek De Freitas  
788 October 1 2011 Allister Martin/Simon Wescott/Nathalie  
789 October 15 2011 Randall (Lall) Lyon  
790 October 29 2011 The Bimbos Tobago
791 November 12 2011 Mark Nuzum  
792 November 26 2011 Central Posse  
793 December 10 2011 Hash Masters Run Christmas Party
794 December 24 2011    

Run Directions – Run#769 January 8, 2011

4 Jan

Run Directions – Run#769 January 8, 2011

RUN DIRECTIONS
RUN #769
DATE January 8, 2011
HARES The Big Dicks
RUN SITE Lopinot Village, Lopinot
TIME 3:30PM
MAP Run Site Map Run 769
DIRECTIONS From west/ Port of Spain: Proceed along Churchhill Rooosevelt Hgwy to Golden Grove Road intersection. Take left at Golden Grove intersection (Bhagwansingh’s Hardware) and proceed north along Golden Grove Road until Eastern Main Rd. Turn right at Eastern Main Rd and proceed east along Eastern Main Rd to Lopinot Road/ Eastern Main Rd intersection. Turn left at Lopinot Road junction and proceed north along Lopinot Road to Lopinot Village and run site is opposite GARSAL’s bar by the almond trees (Parking is along the street). Look for HHH signs. Food on sale.

Trash Run 763

1 Nov

Hash Trash Run 763

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HASH MASTER Michelle Girod 741-9125 mredon7@gmail.com
HASH ASS Arthur Seebalack 461-5665
ON-SEC Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436 51cleroffadmin1@republictt.com
HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843
HASH C$SH Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE Nevie Boos 637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES Richard Marlay 351-3694
COMMITTEE Betty Agostini, Flash Boos, Karen Hale, Ronald Mc Donald
Website Address: http://poshhh.org


RUN DETAILS
RUN# DATE HARES SITE SCRIBE
763 October 16, 2010 Pradeep & the Big Dicks Preysal Youshouldknowbynow


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Hash 763 PhotosI decided to make my return to the hash after several months holiday. Michele was so overjoyed at my return that she decided to bestow upon me, the honor of writing the next hash trash almost as soon as we made eye contact. I couldn’t thank her enough.

So despite being slightly intoxicated, I began paying some attention to detail. I noticed some Monster® girls.. Hash 763 PhotosQuite attractive actually, but their beauty was nullified when I noticed the Monster® hares.. The hares were none other than the Big Bellies …. Ooops… I meant Big Dicks (self proclaimed of course).. And there were more hares than hashers, but only 2 were actually sober enough to do the run with the pack.. However the hares did provide some beers to drink while waiting.

After consuming about 5 more beers, fuming at the ease at which I’d been assigned as the scribe, Betty decided to make her move figuring that I’d be drunk enough for her to have a chance by now. She was wrong. Then the pack took off. Or should I more accurately say ambled off. To be honest, I don’t know when a hash master is going to come along, totally abolish the runs and allow the pack to do what they came there to do, which is to drink!

Hash 763 PhotosBut a little birdie told me that there was a beer stop on this run.. So grabbing one for the road, I went with the pack.. We’d just about finished all the free beer at the run site anyway. After running through miles and miles of cane (that’s really all I can remember about the run) it turns out that little birdie was right. There was a beer stop. Unfortunately the Monster® Girls weren’t the ones serving. I was so thirsty however that I managed to overcome my revulsion at the grotesque creature, clad in a fitted Monster® long-sleeve t-shirt and approach it for a beer. I then took off, just wanting to be away from it, while drinking the beer.

 Some more miles of cane, and we were back in and drinking.. At this point I was besieged by elderly hashers, speaking hieroglyphics (their native language) begging to be transferred from their Over-45 football team to the Hash 763 PhotosUnder-45s, desperate to be on the winning side on Nov 5th, 2010. I refused them all, citing that their lack of talent would make my recruiting them virtually impossible. Also, they couldn’t satisfactorily provide me with enough evidence that they would still be alive and able to walk or run in 3 weeks time. 

 Festivities continued with DJ and Tassa, until the beer ran out.. Harperman procured a bottle of rum which he guarded with his life, until the hash moved to Sandeanna’s. Excellent hash/beer stop/down-downs/lime and now I think I need another vacation for a few months.

On-On

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Michelle's Mess

Run No. 763– 16th October, 2010                                                   

Run Site:        The Randol-Lall Lyon-Singh Recreation Ground!  Preysal, Couva 

The Big Dicks

Well, yuh gotta hand it to The Big Dicks.  Claiming it was ‘the run of the year’,  they really went all out.   It was DJ music blasting – Justin was happy cause fas or slo music, he was ‘on’ Krista trying to impress her with his dancing skills (huh?).  Then, much to the delight of the desperate duo, Gerry & Wahid, there were Pepsi & Monster girls on hand serving cold Monster & Pepsi (of course), a tassa side that had Zam wining like he forget he had a bad knee , a good short run made better with the addition of a beer stop, and lastly free beer sponsored by the hares after the run.  What more could a hasher ask for!?   Thanks hares, good job, and thanks to Martin too, for also sponsoring one of the kegs.  

The evening would not have been complete without a stop at Sandeanna’s and the bar next door, where the lime continued and a good time was certainly had by all. On On

Virgins:       Welcome and hope you come again soon: Niesha, Christa, Anita, Michael, Stephanie, Sopati, Alesha, Mark, Nadia, Sasha, Ariane, Anesa, Adrien, Cedric, Roberto, Sarah, Ginger, Kerry, Ryan

Birthdays: Happy Birthday to Martin,  Christine and Zam, who was presented with a specially prepared birthday cake.

Poofter Award:   Went to Enrique who, the weekend before, had to transport a bride & groom to their wedding reception down de islands, forgot to put gas in his boat and stalled, in the middle of the ocean, with the bride & groom on board.    No one listened to his protests and he was duly awarded poofter.   Moral of this story?.. if it’s dumb enough, one can get poofter even if it didn’t happen on the run

Hash Run &Christmas Party: December 11th.  Keep this day clear, folks, cause it’s gonna be a blast! Details to follow in the next trash. ON ON

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DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #765
DATE:       November 13, 2010
HARES:     Big Pussies
RUN SITE: Turure, Sangre Grande
TIME:      3.30 p.m.

Drive to Valencia junction, take a right at the Y junction as if going to Sangre Grande. Drive the entire Valencia Stretch. Follow the road as it bends left (until Turure) and take a left at First and Last Bar. If you pass the Turure cemetery on the left you missed the turn off. This road leads you to National Quarries, where you take a right which will bring you to the run site. Look for the HHH signs.

RECEDING HARELINE

RUN # DATE HARES SITE
765 November 13, 2010 Big Pussies Turure
766 November 27, 2010    
767 December 11, 2010 Christmas Run – Brian/ Nieves  
768 December 25, 2010 Amanda Seebalack & Her Possee 181 Windsor Road, Gooodwood Park

2011

RUN # DATE HARES SITE
769 January 8, 2011 Randall Lall Lyon Singh
770 January 22, 2011 Hadyn Als
771 February 5, 2011 Doon
772 February 19, 2011 Uncle Ray
773 March 5, 2011 Betty Agostini Carnival Hash Calypso Competition
774 March 19, 2011 Old Bats??
775 April 2, 2011 Beerly Audble Cumana
776 April 16, 2011 Mountain Goats
777 April 30, 2011 Marlon Newallo
778 May 14, 2011 Lorin Paton/David Jamieson/Betty Agostini Reewat Memorial Run
779 May 28, 2011 Harper
780 June 11, 2011 The Three Wongs (David, Zachery, Zane)
781 June 25, 2011 Central Posse
782 July 9, 2011 The Posh
783 July 23, 2011
784 August 6, 2011 Ivan Charles
785 August 20, 2011
786 September 3 2011    
787 September 17 2011    
788 October 1 2011    
789 October 15 2011    
790 October 29 2011    
791 November 12 2011    
792 November 26 2011    
793 December 10 2011 Christmas Party  
794 December 24 2011    

CALL FOR HARES – 2011
BE AN EARLY BIRD – GET YOUR CHOICE OF DRY SEASON!!