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Trash Run #807

30 May


HASH MASTER Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436 mumtaz98@hotmail.com
HASH ASSISTANT Pradeep Subrian 678-2372 psubrian@bluewaterstt.com
COMMUNICATIONS MINISTER Zameer Ali 678-9172 u4ria532@hotmail.com
FINANCE MINISTER Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843 salmakhan_10@hotmail.com
Arthur Seebalack
Tiza Matura
Martin Griffith
Ashe Holder
Janine Winston
Colin Sorias
Betty Agostini
Diane Henderson
Website Address: http://poshhh.org
806 May 12, 2012 Mahashma, Papa Smurf, Unforgiven (Harold) and a villager Vega de Oropouche Orocle Fish

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‘When Ah was young, Ah never needed anyone
and making love was just fuh fun, those days are done…
Doh Wanna Be All By Muhself! Doh wanna bee ‘

Arriving 30 minutes after de pack has gone gives one time fuh introspection. It’s amazing de things yuh mind can conjure.
“Doh worry tuh try it” quote Arlene & Asha & somebody else (Ah forget who) coming back from ah trail walk “Dey left before we started to walk 20 minutes ago. Dey said de forest real dense, dangerous, and perilous even, and dat everyone should stay with de pack, dat it was plenty false trails and if anyone gets lost dey won’t be able tuh find them, plus yuh might get swallowed in de swamp. Yuh crazy, yuh too late!”

Abnormally for muh tuh be in de company of a dubious sophomore virgin bimbo wannabe who emphasized and regurgitated dat hysteria above and dat of course made the challenge irresistible tuh muh chest hair…
“Which direction dey went?”
“Into de bush” quote A & A etal pointing.

Yuh can conjure it, off Ah went dragging de sophomore along; but dat didn’t last as she turned back at de first puddle o’ mud, quoting “Wen dey get back ah go send dem to get yuh”, “Ah fraid snakes”
‘All by muhself, doh wanna bee’ singing, ah hear, can have ah calming effect, even if silently, in counterpoint tuh de raucous chilling call of de cicadas’ dat ah knew were just 2 inch sized males desperate tuh mate… hmmm… remind yuh of anyone.
‘Doh wanna bee’, getting tuh any Ex.’s ah thought. Ah turning back sure. Lo and behold next thing ah see in yuh mammy derriere ah – X. Ah long uphill !#&! one, dat from de well trodden trail up tuh it caught most ah de pack. But de check wasn’t broken so dey didn’t back track dat far. So golly, dis is de ‘go-no go’ point …and who likes humble pie? ‘Doh wanna bee’ Darn it! In haste ah forget de ‘OFF’ and all kinda thing stinging.

‘Doh wanna be’ Having yuh first encounter with tropical swamp tree roots by tripping head first into freshly muddied thigh-deep water. Nah use trying tuh find ah safe clean way through. De Mahatma’s photo was worth a thousand spills. Buh de swamp trees are magnificent, snake-like roots and all. OMG! De pack went thru here?!! Well ah better ‘man-up’ and like Mags said later quote “Run like ah beast”

‘Doh wanna be’ shouting “How R Uuuu…?” and hearing it go on forever… like dropping a pebble into a hole tuh test de depth and hearing … silence. Doh wanna be, quote “having tuh fish around in de swamp tuh retrieve yuh shoes sucked in by de mud” well conjure dat. Doh wanna be de person dropping ah empty Blue Waters bottle fuh muh tuh clean up… Or de cap ah mile further down trail, quote Crystal “De cap drop in de water how yuh expect muh tuh find dat?” Ah dunno “Wait fuh it tuh float ashore… “

Doh wanna be ungrateful fuh Nitin’s new bride who so slow enough tuh allow muh catch-up tuh ah friendly face, and tuh Richard a comforting sight sweeping up the back pack and, after much convincing, not allowing muh tuh do de river loop. (Betcha-by-golly-wow! we went thru de swamp!!!) Doh wanna be seeing anymore water on de hash for awhile, river, sea, any kind.
Doh wanna be, de ninny who read de ONIN as de NINO and lead de pack back down de trail, de wrong way. Doh wanna be, convincing de lady complaining not impressed by muh assertion dat quote “mud is good if yuh embrace it, like snow”
Doh wanna be, partying all night, in de middle of nowhere since de Hash acquired a spanking new power supply dat allows us tuh down-down ’til morning come… Thanks FT Farfan. Doh wanna be numbnuts in ah birthday suit, or harper in ah candle hat, or nitin in lingerie… Doh wanna be, eating peleau peleau peleau all de time; wah bout sum Dumpling? Saltfish? Bhaggi? Bygone? Dhal? Oildown? De burger-man even? Doh wanna be like, tuh quote de caterer girl “De mistah fall splat! On he arse, but he hold on tuh he food”

Doh wanna be partying at de ‘Check Out Bar’ and hearing bout ah overseas hash clash boycott. Like Jimmy Adams said about WI cricket, quote “you support whoever is in de position” Doh wanna be letting Hayden, or Salma, put de pepper on yuh chicken. Doh wanna be de Check Out Bar’s Angel Gabriel sprinting with ah Harp and biting dust… “if yuh weren’t dere – yuh real miss out.” ON ON!

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From the Office of the Iron Lady

Run of the year….virgin terrain, enough bushe, water, swamp, bawling ladies, plenty beer, good food and a great after lime by Check-Out Bar….There was even a race or a sprint (if you want to call it that) by the bar, after 9.oo pm with a villager (Andrew Cabral) who was warming up for a race at 6.00 am the next day and our very own Curtis Harper (I just had to whisper in his ear you running for a bottle of rum) and that was it Curtis barefooted out shined the bare-back villager.

Welcome to our virgins, it was nice to have you: Kevin, Phil, Josie, Cherry-Ann, Carl

Happy Birthday: Numbnuts, Curtis Harper and Sofie

Poofter: Harold Lee aka unforgiven was a hare on this run and he got lost with some hashers.

Advisory for Run#811 – Down D Islands at Chacachacare on the 23rd June 2012

This is an advisory and for you to respond with regards to run# 811 which will take place Down D Islands at Chacachacare on the 23rd June 2012
There will be a cost for the transport at a minimum of TT$50.00/person (adult or child), but with your response with a commitment for that day, will determine the size of boat to be used. The more the merrier, but maximum 180 persons.

This will be a day event commencing from 10:00am leaving for “Chac” and returning at 5:00pm. You will be required to walk with your meals, (coolers by choice), the hash bar will be on site as usual.
child), but with your response with a commitment for that day, will determine the size of boat to be used. The more the merrier, but maximum 180 persons.
Please advise Wahid <lopezwm@yahoo.com>with your commitment by 27th May 2012.

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Directions to the next run

Date: Jun 9, 2012
Time: 3:30p.m.
Hares: Richard (Burger Man) & Hayden
Run Site: Frankies Restaurant & Bar, Corner Alberto Street & Ariapita Avenue, Woodbrook


Run Directions – Run #807

10 May

Vega de Oropouche

Drive east towards Valencia and turn right at junction and drive to Sangre Grande.Follow the road behind the bus station.You will now be on Briley Road.Continue straight ahead until you come to Toco Main Road junction. Turn Left and drive 4.3Km to Vega D’ Oropuche junction (Look for Hash sign) and turn right into Vega D’ Oropuche main road.Drive 6.9Km onto Rio Grande Forest Rd. to Hash site.This is a virgin site.

There is an alternative route to the next hash if some of you would like to try. It’s longer but traffic free.
At Valencia go straight to Toco main road , ( and not via Sangre Grande ). At the Toco main road junction turn right and drive until you come to the ” Check It Out Bar” on the left. Turn left at the bar and drive 6.9km to run site. There will be limited food on sale at the run.

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Trash Run 793

30 Nov

Hash Trash Run 793


HASH MASTER Arthur Seebalack 461-5665 arturo999@live.com
HASH ASS Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436 mumtaz98@hotmail.com
ON-SEC/ HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843 salmakhan_10@hotmail.com
HASH C$SH Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE Nevie Boos 637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES Richard Marlay 351-3694
COMMITTEE Betty Agostini, Ronald Mc Donald, Diane Henderson, Asha Saith
Website Address: http://poshhh.org
793 Nov 12, 2011 The Runaway Crew & Harold Mermaid Pools, Matura Robin Basant’s Ghost Writer

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I got a call from the On-Sec saying Robin did not know he was supposed to write the trash. That kind of funny because I was right alongside Mahashma when he asked Robin to write the trash, and Robin smiled knodded and said yes. But there again the smile was kind of blank. So I am filling in and I propose Robin for Poofter.

This hash had the signature marks of Harold Lee. Thank God he was not combined with Mahashma. The run started late because of the late arrival of the Hash Master and his family. Harold started to talk about stage and I and II etc. This alone should have warned me to stay at the bar. There were many hares and Harold was the only experienced one. Yes I did say experienced, but in what.He is experienced on setting torture hashes, and this turned out to be no different.

Now all those virgin hares have got it into their heads that this is how to set a run.

The run itself can be described in a few words, mud, uphill, downhill, uphill, uphill, uphill, downhill, river, up, up, uphill, mud, darkness, long about 2 hrs. I think that sums it up.

Some intelligent hashers decided to quit after stage I, the less intelligent after stage II, and the morons like me did the whole thing.

When I got back it was very dark, but Seebalack’ s family rum shop was in full swing. His daughter-in-law needs to be taught how to pour a good size rum. I heard they have another rum shop in Chaguanas somewhere.

The down downs were officiated by the Hash Ass who had trouble in controlling the rowdy mob. It is hard to control a drunken mob.

But still the spirit of the hash lives on, the pain of the hash is soon forgotten and a good time was had by all.

I do suggest for the benefit of all that Harold and Arthur be banned for setting future runs.

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Alternate Run Oct 29, 2011 David/Hadyn/Village Hare/MVP Brendan Darin’s Bar, Majuba Cross Road, Diego Martin The Unknown


  1. Chris
  2. Dane
  3. Jerry
  4. Wahid
  5. Marlon
  6. Richard (even tho he left and returned)
  7. Naveen
  8. Michele
  9. Devon
  10. Nada
  11. Trevor

Making a mad dash from my PJ which ended @ 2 in Couva, my average speed was 130km/hr, with an ETA of 20mins to Grand Bazaar where I met up with Dane to carpool to the alt run hash. Traffic Saturday (as he branded it) created several moments of uncertainty in getting to the hash ‘on time’. We eventually gave up, changed our minds and headed On Back before we even made it to On On. Then we decided to make the trip to the run site (Darin’s Bar) after all….even if just for the After Lime and Down Downs. Surprisingly, after some skillful negotiation around the ‘traffic epidemic’ we arrived and notice just about 6 hashers outside the bar. We conquered the poor parking and eventually found a safe spot on a side street (littered with shredded white paper). Hmmmm!!

On arriving @ the bar we realized two things. 1. The hash did not yet start @ 3:45. 2. We could count all hashers present on two hands. We started off on time (trini time that is) as the hares waited on at least 12 hashers to arrive! ALL 12, yes I said 12! and one extra (Richard who came later than late) and we were On On @ 4pm. The hash started as typically as you could imagine with a nice fresh uphill to get the blood pumping.. which would shortly after reveal NOT an X but a ‘back check’. Those of you who doubted that David was a good guy were within reasonable doubt… He’s a good guy and a viciously tough Hare!!

We then continued on what seemed to be a road run, up and down on the pavement, stupid of us to think that a road run was all it was going to be. After about 30 mins, we ran down the side of a drain and ventured into the forest. We then embarked on an uphill trek that lasted in my estimation close to 45 mins! We passed some interesting things along the way…water formations made by mini waterfalls cascading along limestone rocks, beautiful ferns that were so perfect they looked artificial, a bat cave furnished with stalactites, and of course plenty mud and plenty picker. On one of my downhill slides I encountered a strange furry picker that made my palms look like that of a hairy werewolf (it really itched though – but was relievingly easy to remove in water). We then reached a clearing and saw a magnificent rock formation comparable to a pregnant belly on a giant; water dribbled down the ‘belly’ and almost at the base was channeled through pvc pipes providing an ice cold shower for a dirty dozen hashers (yes, Richard left and later returned for the down downs). After the refreshing splash, we resurrected to the main road and then on the road again. A few moments later we were running along the Diego Martin Highway, soaking wet and screaming On On! Cars passed by honking us as they shouted inaudibles our way. Almost to the end of this two hour ordeal and on the verge of exhaustion, David finally ‘announced’ the On In (which we never got to). The run was fully interactive – under, over, around and through, up, down, up, up, up, and up some more!! and David said there were parts we never got to!! For the most part, we kept a nice tight pack as we all reassembled two hours later @ Marlon’s van for the down downs. Our exiled poofter Richard never downed his beer and did not kneel on request.

Great job David and plenty props to our MVP village hare Brendan for his true hasher spirit (he ran that course 3 times that day!!)  On On!!

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Mahashma's Meditations

The moving finger writes

My year of Hash Master is coming to a close and while you read this, it will be my last down down as Poignant Hash Master. moment, tears anyone,………….. No, well in that case I will just carry on.

The Hash Christmas run will be from Stumblin Bar, Ariapita Avenue at 3:30 p.m. It will be a live run so come with your Santa Hats etc. etc. If you are drinking there will be a cover charge of $40.00 for the kitty.

Afterwards all those with Christmas Tickets will proceed to 181 Windsor Road GoodWood Park for the all inclusive party, and the handing over ceremony to the new Hash Master. Tickets can be purchased from Taz or myself and regular hashers will get preference.

Purchase your tickets soon because they are limited in number.

I strongly suggest car pooling as parking is tight. Cars will park along Morne Coco Road and the lower part of Windsor Drive. Security will be provided.

The Poofter Award went to a traitor and a Guyana Government spy Audrey. I have long been suspicious of her trips to Guyana and I even went on one just to keep an eye on her but she lost me in Georgetown. Her true colours came out when she routed for the only Guyanese on the Hash and she secretly supported the Guyana football team that eliminated T&T in the world cup qualifier. No spy is safe on the Hash, I have my eye on you too Uncle Ray.

Well On On see you all at the Christmas Party.

The moving finger having writ stops.

Hash Lingo

Virgins take note of the meaning of these signs!!!

  1. While on the trail CALL “ON ON” when you see bits of shredded paper/flour! It helps those behind/possibly lost hashers.
  2. “O” – check for the correct trail!
  3. “X” – you’re on the wrong trail! Go back to the check point and start again.
  4. “ON PASS” – to pass someone on the trail.
  5. “ON BACK” – on the wrong trail, you may have reached an “X“….turn back to the check point “O“.
  6. “On OFF” – you’re off the correct trail.
  7. When you are almost in you would see: “ON IN” pointing to the correct direction.
  8. For those who can’t keep up with the ‘3F’s’ (FIT, FAST AND FURIOUS) pack then just go with the ‘3S’s’ (SMART, SLOW AND SAFE) Pack who just let them do all the work.

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Date: December 10, 2011
Time:  3:30 p.m
Hares: Angels & Earthlings
RunSite: Stumblin’ Bar, Ariapita Ave., Woodbrook
Directions: From East, West, North or South stumble over to Ariapita Ave., Woodbrook. Stumbling after the run & down downs to the Hash Christmas Party at Seebalack’s Residence, 181 Windsor Road, Goodwood Park.

If yuh have a ticket then join us for d fun and festivities at the Christmas Party. Yuh better look out Santa may just give you a surprise! Co$t of Tickets (limited): $180.00.



Run Directions – Run#793

7 Nov

Run Directions – Run#793 November 12, 2011

RUN #793
DATE November 12, 2011
HARES The Runaway Crew & Harold
RUN SITE Mermaid Pools, Matura
DIRECTIONS Head east on the Church-hill Roosevelt Highway until you reach Wallerfield. Turn left, heading north towards the Eastern Main Road. At intersection turn right towards Valencia. On arrival at the Y junction in Valencia turn left heading to Toco and drive approx. 15km till you reach a T junction. Turn left and drive approx 7 km following signs till you reach the village of Matura. Look for HHH sign on the left directing to Thomas Trace. Follow this road to the run site.