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Trash Run #869 – Guaracara

18 Jul

trash run 869 Guaracara

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Run Directions – Run#869 – Guaracara

30 Jun

Hash Saturday run #869 – July 5th, 2014
HARES : HASH HOTTIES & THE MEN WHO LOVE THEM
RUN TIME : 3:30 PM LOCATION : GUARACARA/TABAQUITE
RUN SITE : MOZART RANCH (you can use the WAZE app on your phone to find)
DONT MISS A MOMENT OF THE WORLD CUP  – COME EARLY AND WATCH THE 12.00 NOON GAME

Directions : From Churchill Roosevelt Highway onto Solomon Hochoy Highway passing Chaguanas, Couva, Claxton Bay, passing Gasparillo/P-A-P turnoff, next turn off Gasparillo Bye Pass Road, drive to T junction turn right, drive to Y junction take a left continue driving and take a left onto Tabaquite Road, keeping right of the gas station and then take a left ( opposite is a purple building) continue driving, HHH signs on route turn left into Seecharan Trace (opposite Mosque )

Map: http://bit.ly/1qK52gV

seecharan trace, farnum village

Trash Run #803

4 Apr

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MIS-MANAGEMENT
COMMITTEE
HASH MASTER Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436 mumtaz98@hotmail.com
HASH ASSISTANT Pradeep Subrian 678-2372 psubrian@bluewaterstt.com
COMMUNICATIONS MINISTER Zameer Ali 678-9172 u4ria532@hotmail.com
FINANCE MINISTER Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843 salmakhan_10@hotmail.com
SOCIAL DEVELOPMENT MINISTER
Arthur Seebalack
461-5665
HEALTH MINISTER
Tiza Matura
683-4848
SPORT & YOUTH DEVELOPMENT MINISTER
Martin Griffith
681-9552
WORKS & TRANSPORT MINISTER
Ashe Holder
ARTS & CULTURE MINISTER
Janine Winston
FOREIGN AFFAIRS MINISTER
Colin Sorias
INDEPENDENT SENATOR
Betty Agostini
INDEPENDENT SENATOR
Diane Henderson
Website Address: http://poshhh.org
RUN DETAILS
RUN# DATE HARES SITE SCRIBE
803 Mar 17, 2012 Hash Hotties (Teheli,Marita,Shawna, Janelle and Taz) Arima Tall, Dark & Havesome

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Having been around the POSHHH for approximately 20 something years I thought I had seen/heard it all. Hashers running through corridors naked, dancing on bar counters, sleeping on deck chairs because their roommate was using the room, getting their head stuck in a freezer, skinny dipping in Tobago, moving an ‘X’ on a hash, stealing clothes of skinny dippers, climbing Johnstons gate with only a lifeguard’s marker flag to cover your manhood to retrieve stolen clothes, sleeping on Royal Castle bench at Crown Point.

So having had all these experiences it came as a complete shock to hear that a Hash had been moved. We have had the odd occasion where a hash was moved a couple hundred yards, quarter mile at most but to move a hash from Chaguaramas to Arima. This feat would have certainly needed assistance from Mootilal Moonan whose motto was/is “We move mountains”. T o add to this the movers were no ordinary bunch, it was actually the Iron Lady and her cohorts who go by the sobriquet of Hash Hotties.

Now we know that the Iron Lady’s theme song is “I have got the power” but this took real power to do this 5 days before the hash.

The run site was just north of the cemetery in the area referred to as Jones town. Jonestown a name that brings to mind a preacher and his followers. Was it that the Iron Lady had plans for her detractors? Was she going to send them to that big hash in the sky to meet those that have already gone. Could she be so tough?  The Iron Lady commanded her followers to assemble at this place hopefully not to partake in spiked cool-aid.

On arrival at the site we were greeted by nubile bodies that gave men that come hither look as they directed the hashers where to park. This site was actually 150 yds from where the Arima possee set a run. The run in which a magistrate who was a hare got the poofter award never to be seen again. What ever became of the Arima Posse? The Arima guys are very proud and protective of their beloved borough and it’s environs and not just any and everyone could go there and set a run. So how did the Hotties  get permission? We know for sure that Gerry did not give them permission. However when the Hotties were identified all was revealed. Okay guys do not get excited the Hotties did not go topless or anything like that. It became quite evident that the Hotties got permission during “pillow talk” as one of the Hotties has an erect sorry make that direct connection to one of the Arima Posse. Apparently she knows how to get to him or is it get him.

The hash hush was called and HM Ass introduced the Hares as four hotties and a “hurt he”.  The he that got hurt was present, looking none the worst for his experience. The Hotties opened with a little dance routine and we were off. The reigning Calypso Monarch led us down the hill that we drove up to the run site and then off to the left. After 5 minutes into the run we came to what seems to be an occurrence on every hash. We got to a check  (just after the point where a female calypsonian fell) and had trouble finding the trail and on enquiring from the accompanying hares we were told “I did not set this part of the run” Duhhhh!!!. So we milled around until the other hares with the backpack were heard calling off in the distance.

 The trails were narrow so you travelled as fast as the person in front of you. The trails were very familiar and we eventually ended up in a river just before the ON IN. On reaching the ON IN some persons  continued along the road instead of going up the hill on the left which led back to the runsite. These individuals ended up doing at lease another ten minutes.  The trail however was challenging enough to build a sweat which is what is needed before downing some beers.

The Ass HM called the Hash hush and the hares had their down downs then the HM took over. Was this the point that she was going to offer a spiked beverage to persons she deemed deserving. Alas this was not to be, she simply got in to the down downs for those with new shoes and the Poofter award. One thing hashers can do is entertain themselves.   So it was that a number of individuals decided to demonstrate their riding prowess or lack thereof on Ivan’s bike. Standing and observing brought to mind the saying “Monkey on Iron” but I am not quite sure why.

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From the Office of the Iron Lady (I have got the Power)

We had a great time at the last run…..The Hash Hotties did aim to please all… we satisfied most… 

Not bad for a group of virgins… well done girls!

This run was set by The Hash Hotties – the ladies who are the better halves of a dick, a bushewacker, a prick-ah-posse, a chinee and a man who does give iron. The run was originally to be in Chaguaramas, but as ladies only setting this run we encountered some challenges, so the Iron Lady sought guidance from the Minister of Sport and Youth Development and asked if we could have changed to another location and he advised that it could be done. So the Hash Hotties headed to Arima and the run was set, everybody commented how it was such a good run (except two persons) and two other persons said it was good, but we the chicks did it with a dick. Guys….we ladies can do anything men can do and even better…..Butts 2 Asses…..24/7….365….The Iron Lady

Welcome Virgins: Jaden Smith, Kenneth Eggesbo, Matia Gini, Bastian Stocker, David Robertson, Aniel Jagdeo, Amrit Jagdeo, Surajn Gooljar, Carlen Chandler, Fabian Dornott, Shannon Lezama, Stephanie Prudent, Sabrina Plaza, Caroline Brickeli, Steve Brickell, Rocky, Shane, Johnathon, Jaden Smith, Keanu Cheekes, and Brandon Brown

New Shoes: Roger from the Undertakers

Poofter Nominees: Pinny for not advising is daughter of the change in location of the run site, Natalie for saying that the Hash Hotties say they hot but they cold, Shawn, he said we must tape the On On call and change play that call while we running on the trail, Rocky a virgin hasher who didn’t want to get his feet wet, Andre for bring a tent (which was used as a shower), so after all these persons were selected a virgin voice in the distance said I have a poofter, permission was granted for him to speak…he said I saw Natasha peeing in the bushe…..well that was it…..there was an uproar of laughter….and Natasha got the poofter award which was a toilet seat placed around her neck…which read….I did Shit on the Run……

Hash Flash : Here are a few pics of the day…https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=oa.10150717728684846&type=1

Hash Entertainmemt : Richard Lee aka Lord Have Mercy who placed 3rd in the Hash Kaiso competition sang is song Pissing Drunk after the run..the song was such a hit since Carnival that a video is on YouTube. So far we have 998 hits…..check it out  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8aoxnfDaa0

UPCOMING HASH EVENTS

Hash Kite Flying – Easter Sunday
Date: Sunday 8th April , 2012
Venue: Queens Park Savannah opposite White Hall
Time: 2:00 p.m.

We flying kite…or at least we will try together….bring your Chikee chong, Mad Bull
(or whatever kinda wind machine yuh have) or just come.
Bring your cooler with drinks and join de lime for a fun filled afternoon.

HASH TRAVEL 2012

GRENADA – THE INTER-CARIBBEAN HASH – APRIL 25 – 29, 2012

PANAMA – JUNE 6 – 10, 2012

Wednesday 6th June, 2012 (departure Trinidad 5.58 pm)
Return Monday 11th June, 2012 (departure from Panama 11.58 am)
(check taz (The Iron Lady for details)

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Directions to the next run

Date: April 14, 2012
Time: 3:30p.m.
Hares: Doon
Run Site: Blanchisseuse

Head on the North Coast Road, pass Maracas, pass Las Cuevas, pass La Felette and drive 2 minutes after Blanchiesseuse High School, turn right before bridge.


2012 RECEDING HARELINE


Run Directions – Run #803

12 Mar

Date: March 17, 2012
Time: 3:30p.m.
Hares: Hash Hotties
Run Site: Arima

Drive on the CRH to Omera Industrial Estate, turn left by traffic lights onto Omera Road, continue driving to Arima, cross the buss route, drive to villagedrome, turn right here, there take a left at gas station which is King Street, drive up this street and turn left at Santa Rosa Cemetery which is De Gannes Street continue driving following HHH signs to run site.