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Hash Trash #814

20 Aug

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RUN DETAILS
RUN# DATE HARES SITE SCRIBE
814 Aug 4, 2012 Ivan’s Hash Run and a Dick (Ivan, Don, Ashe, Terrence, Joshua and Pradeep) North Manzanilla Little Miss Muffet

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So, the sun came out in time for us to start the run and appropriately so! Yippee! After all, we’re at Manzanilla Beach. We are even being hosted at a nice beach house, “Oh, so civilized”, with a pool and real toilets and everything the way I like it! Oops, gave myself away! Oh well, truth be known, I am more of a “Sex in the City” girl, than the outdoorsy, nature type, who is comfortable in hiking boots and dirt. In fact, truth be known, I don’t like dirt, I don’t like to be dirty, I don’t like bugs, snakes or any of that $*%# and I am frankly most comfortable in a beautiful dress and stilettoes! BUT, I do always love a good challenge! Today, I am pretending I am in the Hamptons. I almost forget that I am at a Hash in TNT with a bunch of drunkardsJ who are pretending that they like to run! A lot of people seemed to have shown up too, for Mr. Adventure’s Hash! Just when I start to relax around the pool, chatting with my little friend Ross and company, the group is called to order by the Head Hare and he introduces us to his harem.

Ivan tells us the usual lies, “no mud, no hills, not very long…” etc. … and, we are sent off. The hash started out with the usual shenanigans, up the hill, back down the hill and into the bush, wait around the parking lot, oh, we’re off again… ok, so, now it’s on…on, now it’s not…. We slide down a few bare, muddy hills, run through some bush and after a while, I am thinking, well “this isn’t so bad at all, we must be almost done by now”! I start to congratulate myself silently thanking the heavens that once again, I managed to say off my ass and relatively clean and unwounded. The last hill was a bit treacherous and I did have Robin trailing me; with me shouting to him, “go away, I don’t want you falling on me…” BUT, IT WAS NOT SO!!! Off in the distance, as we get out of the bush, I spotted a Hare, Diane’s son, Joshua, in his little shorts as he was giving directions to a small group gathered before what appears to be a swamp! Ok, so as you must have noted: I am decidedly NOT a good candidate for “swamping it”. I can stand the prospect of having to figure out a way down a slippery, muddy, steep hill with no footholds or running through dense bush or a steep climb, but swamps are definitely not my strong suit! I see that muddy water and my mind gets to racing… snakes are all my mind can conjure up! Although my panic button was about to go off, I pay close attention to Joshua as he takes off through the swamp, barely skimming the mud as he disappears in a flash, leaving us all far behind. As he leaves us behind, I luckily caught his parting words, “try to stay on your toes, so you don’t loose your shoes”!

I think, “Well, I don’t like the sound of that at all” but, I mutter to myself, “I can do that, I can stay on my toes…” I take a small bit of pleasure from the fact that right behind me is Mumtaz, yup, the Iron Lady herself. After trudging through the muck for awhile, I hear her say, “girl, I don’t like this swamp business at tall, you?! I am decidedly not up for conversation right about now, but I utter a few unseemly phrases and go back to concentrating on the task at hand! A little while later, Iron Lady speaks again. This time, it sounded more like a whimper! “Girl, I don’t like no swamp. Tell meh when we out of here!” “We eh outta here yet??!” I cannot even turn around to look at her, but I am thinking, what??? Iron Lady??? “You must want to be POUFTAH real”?

Finally, after what seems like an eternity, the swamp came to an end as abruptly as it started and not a moment too soon! BUT, still no “ON IN” in sight! It STILL was not over!!! After more running (with the pulsating music of a neighborhood bar to fill our heads), we came to the crashing waves of the ocean and a moment of pure bliss. At least we had a little reprieve; we were allowed to wash the past hour’s muck off in the ocean, before heading “ON IN” to a delightful evening at the lovely beach house; where I am happy to report the Hashers toasted Harold and his new bride, tried to name his son Ross as Pouftah and eventually got Mumtaz to acquiesce that she was the true Pouftah of the day. Although no one would explain exactly why AND, Of course, no nasty t-shirt or diaper was to be seen on the sexy lady. And, btw, Mrs. Iron Lady, I did not rat you out!

Great run! Loved it! A fantastic job was done by Mr. Adventure and his Harem!

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From the Office of the Iron Lady (Together we aspire, together we achieve)

This run was set by The Casual boys and the CEO of the Dicks (Pradeep) and the jersey had Ivans run, whatever the arrangement, together they aspired and perspired to set this run in North Manzanilla. Great run site venue, good parking, good food but still not up to the standard of Run of the Year. The Hike Master, Ivan likes to set his runs in places that have history or a story so he say that Manzanilla is a Spanish word for little apple. When the Spanish ruled Trinidad, they noticed lots of poisonous Manchineel Trees lining that Northern Headland of which the fruit from this tree resembles an apple. Hence the reason for the name Manzanilla.Today these trees can still be found in certain parts of North Manzanilla but not many in East Manzanilla.This is due to the cultivation of that “exotic” or {import by accident} coconut palm which adorns the Eastern to Southern Eastern Coast Line. So this lovely area was the site for the run of the year, but all I remember is the swamp, they say men have balls, but it was D balls ah didn’t know ah had that got me out of that never ending yuckeyness. The after lime at Dougies Bar was fabulous, could you believe at midnight Marguerite, Roxanne, Marita, Giselle, The Minute Maid Girls, Party Animal, Janine, Misha, Numbnuts wife, the Iron Lady and the guys were partying strong. Ivan we still waiting for the run of the year, it could be Tobago.

Poofter nominees: Ross (harold’s son) for wanting to have serious talk with the person who set the run (he complained about the mud) Harold for having his son complain about mud on the run and Arthur for nominating Ross for Poofter (for no reason), so those were the nominees and then a broad mouth casual called butcher nominated the Iron Lady because I shared their conversation about designing the perfect pussy.

I AM BUTCHER SMART WITH WIT
I WILL USE A KNIFE AND GIVE HER A SLIT
I AM A CARPENTER STRONG AND BOLD
WITH A HAMMER & JIZZLE I WILL GIVE IT A HOLE
I AM A TILER TALL AND THIN
I WILL USE RED VELVET AND LINE IT WITHIN
I AM A HUNTER SHORT AND STOUT
WITH A PIECE OF FOX FUR I WILL LINE IT OUT
I AM A FISHERMAN
I WILL THROW IN A FISH AND GIVE IT A SMELL
I WILL BE THE PREACHER
I WILL TOUCH IT AND BLESS IT AND MAKE IT PEE
I AM A HASH STUD
I WILL SUCK IT AND SCREW IT
AND CALL IT A PUSSY CAT

Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Harold Lee on their marriage

Upcoming events:

Monday Run – Tobago – TBA

Tobago Weekend – Thursday 25th to Sunday 28th October, 2012 (TT1500.00)

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Directions to the next run #816

Date: Sep 01, 2012
Time: 3:30pm
Hares: David Morand, Christiana and Toni and Small Man
Run Site: Flanagin Town…AGAIN!

Take Uriah Butler Highway heading south to the Chaguanas exit ); go left as you exit, through Londonville (pass turnoff for Rabine Saab, continue through Caparo to Flanagin Town junction (14.5 km); at the junction (Bar Lee Tong’s will be on the left); the Health Center will be facing you, on the opposite side of the street. Make a left at the junction, direction Mamoral Road, continue straight. You will see HHH signs. You will come to an opening on your right, turn in and park. You have arrived at the run site.

Please be advised: we recommend car pooling for environmental and safety reasons.

Traveling time from Pos: 1.5 hours

Receding Hareline

RUN #

DATE

HARES

SITE

815

August 18, 2012

Derek de Freitas, Cyril

Palo Seco

816

September 1, 2012

David Morand

Flanagin Town

817

September 15, 2012

Hadyn  Als

 

818

September 29, 2012

Jordan/Enrique

 

819

October 13, 2012

Two Butts

 

820

821

822

October 26, 2012

October 27, 2012

October 27, 2012

Big Dicks

The Casuals Posse

Tobago

Tobago

Alternate Run: Trinidad

823

November 10, 2012

Central Posse

 

824

November 24, 2012

Nico Kersting

New Territory

825

December 8, 2012

Hash Master’s Run

Christmas Party

826

December 22, 2012

Incoming Hash Master

 

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Run Directions – Run #814

26 Jul


Directions to the next run #814

Date: Aug 4, 2012
Time: 3:30pm
Hares: Ivan Charles
Run Site: East Manzanilla

Departing POS, proceed up the Beetham Highway and onto the CRH to Wallerfield. Left turn up Antigua Rd to junction with EMR. Right turn on EMR to Valencia Village where you continue on the right lane at Y-junction in Valencia Village. Proceed to Sangre Grande and continue through to Manzanilla Beach. On entering Manzanilla Beach, the road takes a natural right turn and immediately on the right side, perched on a hill is the Run Site – Modern-Day-Estate-Styled-House.
Entrance gate is on the right side of roadway opposite Manzanilla Beach facility. Drive in.
Drive Time for POS: approx 2hrs.

Trash Run #785

27 Aug

Hash Trash Run 785

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HASH C$SH Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE Nevie Boos 637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES Richard Marlay 351-3694
COMMITTEE Betty Agostini, Karen Hale-Jackson, Ronald Mc Donald, Diane Henderson, Asha Saith
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RUN DETAILS
RUN# DATE HARES SITE SCRIBE
785 August 6, 2011 Ivan Charles Kernahan Village, Manzanilla Enlightenment

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I was told that to get someone to write the trash has always been a task. Scribes have to be begged, coaxed, bribed and even bullied at times. They are told that it is their tour of duty, they are being selfish, and they are only coming on runs and taking and not giving back anything. It is only the same set of people who are writing the trash and setting the runs and “on and on and on”. I have read some of the older trashes which were two and three pages long, now it looks like a modern cut and paste from recent hashes and only two paragraphs long. Good, I have now finished my first paragraph, but let me tell you how it all started.

Minding my business as usual on this day in Kernaham Village , setting off on the run, not thinking of anything in particular other than looking forward to enjoying the run and the lime afterwards, I felt this tap on my shoulder. Looking aside, I recognize the strange looking man from the Morne Diablo run who then said to me  “Son, do you want to receive enlightenment?” “Huh, what the F*#%@ wrong with this man”, I said to myself. He asked me again, recognizing my puzzled look, I cautiously said … “OK”. Then he said you have to write the TRASH and you would receive enlightenment.

“But”, I complained, “I do not know anything about writing a Trash”. “Son”, he said, “Just observe, reflect, listen, maco, ask questions, mix a little and you would be surprised how much you would be enlightened, especially when the beers are nearly finished, then just write”. Ok, so I did just that.

People, the search for enlightenment isn’t as important as learning to appreciate the present, so I started to observe the present. My first observation on this run was the scent of manure. The village is an agricultural village in the back of literally nowhere, noted for its wonderful watermelon fields (I am sure among other things). We were told by the Hares that the villagers are very simple and the children and pets roam the streets as their home, so the hash groupies who like to think everything is a stray and carry home little dogs and cats to find them a home were warned to leave the people animals alone. The run started from an open playfield and continued into a ravine crossing. I observed this slim young man just gliding across the ravine to the other side, seemingly walking on the water. So enlightened I was, I tried the same thing and splash, I was in the water, so much for that, “On On” to the dirt road heading up some dry hill into open farm lands, passing working and cannibalized tractors, water tanks and curious villagers.

I observed a trail of people going down a long gravel roadway, only to find out it was a wrong trail. My enlightenment was “Sometimes it is necessary to go a long distance out of the way in order to come back a short distance correctly”.

Further on we went through some slightly swampy areas where I again observed this young bare footed hasher trying to pet a cow. My enlightenment was “Water a cow laps turns into milk”. Running now into a forest like area, damp with smelly mud, hashers bawling and cussing. Some stumbling along the way. Well, my enlightenment was “A stumble may prevent a fall”. This one was most laughable; we reached a point after coming out of the forested area, where a check had us going up this incline surrounded by a water melon patch. There was Doon checking busily in the fields, everyone waiting and watching patiently for him to find the right trail. So diligent was he looking, everyone getting anxious and impatient, and then to our surprise, up he comes with a watermelon which he broke and shared. Doon was looking for a watermelon. My enlightenment was “Hashers really need not to always follow Doon .

On the last leg of the run, I observed again them two bare footed hasher fellas in the swamp looking for something. When asked, they say they looking for Cayman, I hear it have snake in there, and my enlightenment was I hope they know “Water a snake licks changes into poison”

By now, the run is over and the lime and down downs start. The lime took place in a playing field with a lovely view of the east coast. There was a consistent sea breeze and a very relaxing evening.

But the last lap was yet to come, by a last drink in the only village bar. The local limers were watching our Mashasma with full pundit gear drinking beer. They appeared most shocked, especially when I overheard hashers asking if they had any cutters with BBQ Anaconda. 

After this last lap, the group broke up and on home for a well deserved sleep.

 

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Mahashma's Meditations

Kernahan Village was certainly one of the best run sites of the year. A beautiful spot on a little elevation surrounded by lonely vistas. The run was well set but not surprising with so many hares. The food came early and sold out early.
The after lime was at the village bar, and this was quite a place. When we got there, there was a serious All 4’s competition going on, with some well crusted characters playing cards. Each face in that village had a story written on it.
At the bar when Papa Smurf and I asked the barman for two Jack Daniels, he simply gave us two cups with ice and gave us the bottle and said pour your own drinks.

This was the place where I thought I might find the enlightenment that I seek so dearly. I felt I was getting close.
The Poofter nomination was no contest. It was won by a young man (virgin) who was sporting a Digicel Jersey and using a bmobile phone . He was on the phone for most of the hash. He was a big hit with the ladies (I don’t know why, it eludes me), and was given the name Sperm Donor.

Welcome to the Virgins: KESTER, NATALIE, KASHA, ELSA, DENEISHA, AFI, MARK, GREGORY, REBECCA, GENEMARIE, RAJIN, NARDA
DARIN MARSHALL GIVEN A DOWN DOWN FOR THE BIRTH OF HIS SON

TOBAGO

Once again kindly pay your deposits to me or Taz , and everyone must be in a Halloween costume

MAHASHMA GOIN TOBAGO TO SEEK ENLIGHENMENT……….

Thursday 27th to Sunday 30th October, 2011

Cost: $1350.00

Come and seek enlightenment in Tobago and meet the Surinamese/Bajans/Guyanese Hashers who would be joining Mahashma in Tobago .

BOOK EARLY: DEPOSITS SHOULD BE MADE TO THE HASH MASTER!!

Cost includes: Accommodation (Quad Occupancy) /3 dinners/

Pigeon Point plus drinks, entrance fee & music/

Boat trip at No-Man’s Land plus lunch ……………….

PRICE EXCLUDES AIRFARE.

TOBAGO ITINERARY

Thursday 27th Oct. – Arrive Tobago : free day…find your enlightenment and meet/mingle with the

Surinamese/Bajan/Guyanese Hashers. Lite Dinner provided.

Friday 28th Oct. – A.M.: Morning run set by the Bimbos followed by fun day at Pigeon Point

(entrance fee/drinks/music included).

– P.M.: Night: Dinner provided followed by Karaoke Competition ………..

Prizes for Best Performers.

Sat. 29th Oct. – A.M.: Morning run set by Prick-ah-Possee followed by fun day at Beach

– P.M.: Night: Dinner provided followed by the ‘Monster’ Halloween Ball at

Johnstons… Costumes mandatory!! That means you cannot come as

yourself ! Prize for Best Costumes.

Sun. 30th Oct. – A.M.: Morning Live Run followed by a Lime at No Man’s Land. Lunch

included. RETURN TO JOHNSTONS APPROX. 4:00 P.M………….

BOOK YOUR RETURN FLIGHT ACCORDINGLY.

Hash Lingo

Virgins take note of the meaning of these signs!!!

  1. While on the trail CALL “ON ON” when you see bits of shredded paper/flour! It helps those behind/possibly lost hashers.
  2. “O” – check for the correct trail!
  3. “X” – you’re on the wrong trail! Go back to the check point and start again.
  4. “ON PASS” – to pass someone on the trail.
  5. “ON BACK” – on the wrong trail, you may have reached an “X“….turn back to the check point “O“.
  6. “On OFF” – you’re off the correct trail.
  7. When you are almost in you would see: “ON IN” pointing to the correct direction.
  8. For those who can’t keep up with the ‘3F’s’ (FIT, FAST AND FURIOUS) pack then just go with the ‘Backpackers’  (SMART) pack who just let them do all the work.>

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DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #787

Date: September 03, 2011

Time:  2:00 p.m
Hares: The Big Dicks
RunSite: Matura
Directions:

Head east on CRH till you reach the end of the dual carriageway in Wallerfield. Head north towards EMR. At intersection of EMR turn east or right towards Valencia. Drive along EMR passing gas station then police station on the right till you reach the Y junction in Valencia by traffic lights. Turn left heading to Toco and drive approx. 15km till you reach a T junction. Turn left heading north following signs till you reach the village of Matura. Look for sign on the right directing to Matura Bay Sea Turtle Nesting Site. Follow this road for approx 4km to run site which is on the beach. Travel time from POS 1.5hrs. Note that run must start promptly to ensure that all hashers can return safely before curfew starts

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Run Directions Run#785

25 Jul

Run Directions – Run#785 August 06, 2011

RUN DIRECTIONS
RUN #785
DATE August 06, 2011
HARES Ivan Charles
RUN SITE Kernahan Village, Manzanilla
TIME 3:30PM
MAP
DIRECTIONS

Virgin territory – Kernahan Village:

Departing POS proceed east to Valencia, Sangre Grande and into Manzanilla on East Coast. Drive along the coastal road passing the mouth of Nariva River{the picturesque view of the peninsular where the Nariva River meets the Atlantic Ocean. Yes, Atlantic not Pacific!!!} From this point drive for approx 4km or until you see the HHH sign on the right side where you turn right into Kernahan Village. Follow secondary road and HHH signs to run site at playing field.
Drive time from POS approx 2.5hrs