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Trash Run #812

26 Jul


HASH MASTER Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436 mumtaz98@hotmail.com
HASH ASSISTANT Pradeep Subrian 678-2372 psubrian@bluewaterstt.com
COMMUNICATIONS MINISTER Zameer Ali 678-9172 u4ria532@hotmail.com
FINANCE MINISTER Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843 salmakhan_10@hotmail.com
Arthur Seebalack
Tiza Matura
Martin Griffith
Ashe Holder
Janine Winston 680-2373
Colin Sorias
Betty Agostini
Diane Henderson
Website Address: http://poshhh.org
812 Jul 7, 2012 Reed, Marli, Gerry and Janelle Caura Party Animal

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Rum Runners Run, the long anticipated to be run of the year, arrived at the Caura Valley lush green vegetation, cool flowing river and a gently breeze, tall lean green bamboo gently caressing each other…….ok ok I better stick to the trash, yes all set….The Iron Lady decided to do an introduction of some Hardcore person, season hashers upset cause nothing harder than hashing. Hash start 4.00 pm after spinning about Marli decided we taking too long to get on the correct trail so he show us where to go as he did all the way……hmmmm. Reed disappears, Gerry gone with the wind and Janelle supporting the bottom or back so they don’t fall out. After much up hill and lots of sliping, sliding, spreading, skinning, flipping, falling and plenty copulating we manage to come down to a river, only to ascend a long ass hill which some hashers say the triple R’s want to prove they long and hard……we couldn’t seem to see the top and there was more copulating of words to create a new population. Eventually by 5.30pm I made it out in one piece, I think…then to the cool river for a supple muscle relaxant….I was going to beg for some curry duck but figure I beg enough in Guyana….down downs…Iron Lady announce is ah free rum bar much thanks to Dianne and Angostura and well received by all who labored on the long and narrow path…Curtis having a powerfull tool was given his hash name ICE PICK. Shawna…..was named ICE BREAKER cause she slippery hence the reason Curtis tool got placed elsewhere….Betty…..boobs now renamed Cougar….purple cougar outfit….meow meowing and all with her personal trainer who showed off an Adonis like body and very hard Glutus Maximus…yum yum…..party start….Paulaina come, Tiza can you help me..??? I get cut….I send her by Ashe to get his car keys…I get my first aid kit, fix her up and put the keys back in my purse….later Ashe ask for the keys so I give him the keys….he asking me where the car keys, he only have the remote on the holder… so I say that is all Paulina give me…He say No!!!! the key was on it….I say no Ashe all I got was the remote…..9.00pm and it dark cause the generator run out of gas…Iron Lady en’t saying nothing and we know she deadly when she silent….then Ashe put on his headlight and start to look for the keys. By this time all started looking with headlights on for Ashe’s keys…Lordie…lordie I had to repeat the sequence over and over what transpired with the keys….I swear I was suffering from AZP. Everyone looking on the ground for the car keys, suddenly I decided I better get some divine intervention yes, cause this en’t looking good so I called upon St Christopher and my guardian angel Raul….in less than 5 seconds Ashe find the keys in his tights….so say thanks to the divine intervention….some say Ashe so accustom to a long thing in his pants hanging down to his knee so that is why he en’t bother to feel in his pants. (talk about being well endowed) everyone up in arms made him neal down and douse him with water, Poofter for the rest of the year….not to mention hash name nominations…..long john silver, Dickey, Long Dickey and any other…

May the Divine Architect of the Universe Teach Us Mere Mortals Too Be Always Remarkable, Resourceful, Revolutionary and never Retired so that we may grace others with our Poorness, Penitence and Politeness….On on on on

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From the Office of the Iron Lady (Women who behave rarely makes history)

Each moment becomes a memory and sometimes when both are joined it makes history.

So we are off to the valley of Caura, a place where the Arawaks once settled and a place that was later cleared via dynamite so that a Dam could be built, however this was never completed. This run was a Rum Runners Run, but I wonder if Harper knows that the birth of the Rum Running trade began when the 1910 Act in Nova Scotia stated that provisions would be made for the sale of liquor by prescription only for “medicinal, sacramental, art, trade and manufacturing purposes”. Liquor was not to be sold, or consumed otherwise. Now hash history also states that the hares for Tobago 2011 run in Englishman Bay can’t set a run and don’t know how to set a run. Yes Reed was one of the hares for that run. So now this Caura run was a second chance for him, he was assisted by Marli, Janelle and Gerry, the run was good and the Beer Stop or Moving Pick-Up Bar was even better, this was the best beer stop for the year (they had all kind of drinks, you could ah even get a rum). Great job guys, good parking, food and after lime.

Poofter: Betty (cougar) got poofter because she brought her fit, fast and handsome personal trainer to the run.

Upcoming events:

Hash Golf – Saturday 28 July, 2012 (TT$100.00)

Monday Run – Tobago – September 24, 2012 (Republic Day)

Tobago Weekend – Thursday 25th to Sunday 28th October, 2012 (TT1500.00)

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Directions to the next run #814

Date: Aug 4, 2012
Time: 3:30pm
Hares: Ivan Charles
Run Site: East Manzanilla

Departing POS, proceed up the Beetham Highway and onto the CRH to Wallerfield. Left turn up Antigua Rd to junction with EMR. Right turn on EMR to Valencia Village where you continue on the right lane at Y-junction in Valencia Village. Proceed to Sangre Grande and continue through to Manzanilla Beach. On entering Manzanilla Beach, the road takes a natural right turn and immediately on the right side, perched on a hill is the Run Site – Modern-Day-Estate-Styled-House.
Entrance gate is on the right side of roadway opposite Manzanilla Beach facility. Drive in.
Drive Time for POS: approx 2hrs.


Run Directions – Run #812

3 Jul

Run: #812

Date: Saturday 7 July 2012


Site: Caura


Proceed East along Churchill Roosevelt Highway until you come to Orange Grove Road and turn left (Second left after Macoya Junction or the next traffic light). Follow the road, you will cross over the bus route. Turn left (headed West) until you reach traffic lights at Caura Junction, turn right (headed North). Follow road for about 25mins till you reach a T-junction. At that junction you will turn right. Follow road until you meet Caura Activity Centre, it will be just after the Caura Pool 1 sign. Park in that area around the Activity Centre.