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Photo Gallery – Run 768 (Christmas Day)

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Christmas Day Run 2010

Trash Run 766

Hash Trash Run 766

MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE
HASH MASTER	Michelle Girod	741-9125	mredon7@gmail.com
HASH ASS	Arthur Seebalack	461-5665
ON-SEC	Mumtaz Amarali	625-3617 x29436	51cleroffadmin1@republictt.com
HARELINE	Salma Khan	753-8843
HASH C$SH	Lorin Paton	622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE	Nevie Boos	637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES	Richard Marlay	351-3694
COMMITTEE	Betty Agostini, Karen Hale, Ronald Mc Donald
Website Address: http://poshhh.org

RUN DETAILS
RUN#	DATE	HARES	SITE	SCRIBE
766	November 27, 2010	B3H3	Blue Basin, Diego Martin	OSHA (Obsessed with Safe Hashing Activity)

Well I arrived at the Blue Basin run site in good time, i.e. only 5 minutes late, and not after the run had started. Not having hashed in quite a while, I wasn’t too sure what to expect. Had anything about the hash changed? Well, the Hash was called to order by the Hash Mistress (HM), and the hares gave some dotish speech about no hills and no mud (yeah right!) and what the virgins should and should not do, and we were off. And as soon as we take off, the HM, who was walking just in front me say “Oh sh*t! Ah have to get a scribe!” And she turn around and the first person she rest her eyes on was me. So guess what, I end up being de scribe! So on to describe de run…..

Anyways, the pack soon ran into a check. We going left or we going right? Well neither, as it turned out. We had to go down. So on down a steep hill, the first of many. I mean you must know that what goes down must come up! So you know is hill to come!

After that came a nice river bed, and I quite enjoyed splashing through the water every now and then. Then came the hard part! Uphill and more uphill. And talk about mud??? I ketch mih nennen trying to get up that hill. Remember I eh do this for a while. I slip and fall in the mud so many times, I lose count. And a very nice young man had to give my bottom a push a couple of times to get me up some particularly slippery slopes! Turns out he was a virgin, but if you ask me, he is a natural born hasher!

Did I mention the hill and the mud? Actually, I have to stick in a complaint here. I don’t know when hares will learn that it’s not a good idea to set a run with plenty hills when it’s been raining for WEEKS, possibly months! I mean, allyuh eh realize yet that it does get real slippery and dangerous when 50 to 100 people climb up or down the same hill? And then there was the garbage dump – broken glass and sharp rusted steel. But apart from the mud and plenty people slipping and sliding, it was an uneventful hash, although I’m sure there were some injuries.

I eh hear anybody cuss, I eh see anybody litter, I eh see anybody going in the bush to have sex or do anything else. All I see is a man peeing by the side of the trail. No, not the one who was nominated for poofter. Some other guy I never see before. I didn’t report him because I didn’t know his name. But he know who he is. And I really see Gerry coming back down the hill when he was supposed to be going up. Complaining that his calf was hurting him. And as the very observant HM noted, holding another part of his anatomy.

After we get up that long, steep hill, most people then proceeded down the wrong trail. We finally came to an ‘X’ WAY down the trail and had to turn back. Only on the way back did some of us notice a check, which was also some distance down the trail. Is that allowed, I asked myself? I think the hares succeeded in annoying lots of folks with this one!

Well I come in long after the front runners – because as ah say, I not as fit as I used to be. Not that I ever came in first, mind you! Found the usual liming, chatting and beer drinking going on. Then the HM hold up some keys and say somebody didn’t claim their keys. So I figure somebody probably get left in the forest. Well, I don’t know how that turned out, but I didn’t see anybody coming forward to claim the keys, and I didn’t see anybody going to look for any lost hashers. I just hope nobody was left overnight in the bush.

And so, on to the down downs. Hares cheered (or booed, depending on how you enjoyed the hash), virgins welcomed, poofter t-shirt awarded, it was back to liming and beer drinking. I didn’t stay for the lime at the bar, so somebody else will have to report on that. But all in all, I must say, a good hash. And I discovered (to my relief??) that it was the same old hash. Some things never change!

On-On

Run No. 766 – 27th November, 2010                                                   

Run Site: Blue Basin, Diego Martin

B3H3

Blue Basin… hills, rivers, mud, bandits, rain, clearly, you either had to be stupid or a hasher or both to run through this area. Recognizing this, the Hares – 3 Hoes and 3 Bitches aka Nico, Andre, Rousdhie, Kristian, Eggie & Pradeep, urged an early start, 4 p.m. and after squeezing as many cars as possible into the tight parking area, led the pack off for what was to be the first of many slippery up and downhills. The usual SCBs like Enrique and Gerry, found some fictitious reasons to cut short the run, while the hashers with real balls enjoyed the mountainous terrain. Good run guys.

The afterlime was in full swing when we decided to quit while we were ahead, in other words, the lime moved to the bar in Diamond Vale, a much safer spot to be sure. Most hashers were content to buy their BBQ diners, but not so, Dooks & Gerry who bought hotdogs from the nearby grocery and grilled them on a vendor’s pit, much to the man’s surprise. Apparently, business was so good they’re now thinking of moonlighting.

And so it was, the lime continued, many beers were drunk and a good time was had by all.

 On On

Virgins: Welcome and hope you come again soon: Marie, Sojun, Noel, Lalchan, Gordon, Christopher and Chris

New Shoes: Vanessa

Poofter Award: Upset because someone else set a run in a hilly area, Doon, the original mountain goat, left his shoes home so wouldn’t have do the run; Gerry, turned back halfway complaining his calf was getting hard while holding his cojones,., he’s either missing a leg or he doesn’t know his calf from his cojones. Roushdie, a hare, for gross dereliction of duty, neglected the pack for the entire run to look after his girlfriend Noel, and Simon for peeing on the trail and not washing his hands after even tho surrounded by water.. eeeww!

The Winner: Roushdie, got his down down on his knees and a barrel of cold water over his head for being a pussy about putting on the poofter tshirt.

 

DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #768

Date:    25th December, 2010 (Christmas Day)

Time:   4:30 p.m.

Hares:  Amanda Seebalack & Her Possee

RunSite: Goodwood Park

Directions: Proceed west past West mall and KFC as if heading into CARENAGE. Turn right into Goodwood Park crescent. Drive up main avenue and take first right on to Windsor Road follow road to 181 on the right hand side.
Run will start at 4.30.

RECEDING HARELINE

RUN #	DATE	HARES	SITE
768	December 25, 2010	Amanda Seebalack & Her Possee	181 Windsor Road, Gooodwood Park

2011

RUN #	DATE	HARES	SITE
769	January 8, 2011	Randall Lall Lyon Singh
770	January 22, 2011	Hadyn Als
771	February 5, 2011	Doon
772	February 19, 2011	Uncle Ray
773	March 5, 2011	Betty Agostini	Carnival Hash Calypso Competition
774	March 19, 2011	Old Bats??
775	April 2, 2011	Beerly Audble	Cumana
776	April 16, 2011	Mountain Goats
777	April 30, 2011	Marlon Newallo
778	May 14, 2011	Lorin Paton/David Jamieson/Betty Agostini	Reewat Memorial Run
779	May 28, 2011	Harper
780	June 11, 2011	The Three Wongs (David, Zachery, Zane)
781	June 25, 2011	Central Posse
782	July 9, 2011	The Posh
783	July 23, 2011
784	August 6, 2011	Ivan Charles
785	August 20, 2011
786	September 3 2011
787	September 17 2011
788	October 1 2011
789	October 15 2011
790	October 29 2011
791	November 12 2011
792	November 26 2011
793	December 10 2011	Christmas Party
794	December 24 2011

HARES – Pick your spot for 2011
Bookings Going Fast!

Run Directions – Run#768 December 25, 2010

Run Directions – Run#768 December 25, 2010

RUN DIRECTIONS
RUN	#768
DATE	December 25, 2010
HARES	Amanda Seebalack & Her Posse
RUN SITE	Goodwood Park
TIME	4:30PM
MAP
DIRECTIONS	Proceed west past West mall and KFC as if heading into CARENAGE. Turn right into Goodwood Park crescent. Drive up main avenue and take first right on to Windsor Road follow road to #181 on the right hand side. Run will start at 4.30pm.