Hashers Gone Wild – Thank you

From the Desk of the Hash Master

Hey folks,

Now that it’s over, I’d like to say the pleasure was all mine.  But actually, what I really must say is thank you to all those who came to Tobago and limed and partied and made the weekend so enjoyable.

Organizing Tobago is really a group effort that requires help from many people. So a heartfelt thank you to …

• The Hares for all their hard work in producing some very enjoyable runs… never mind one of them (who shall not be named) still p!ssed off at me.
• The Disorganizing Committee for their help and support (special mention to Taz & Marlay)
• The R.As, Ashe & Justin, for some really funny poofter presentations
• Ski, for providing and playing the music that kept us going all weekend long
• Giselle and Curtis for help in transporting stuff
• Blue Waters and Pradeep and Eggie for their extremely generous support to this weekend’s activities
• Robert Bermudez, Unilever, and Bryden’s for sponsorship of their various products
• And lastly, but by no means least, a special thank you to Martin, for all his assistance and invaluable input, and Alan for organizing and keeping the bar running smoothly all weekend long.  I’d like to say you guys were great but I know Martin would probably have something to say about that!

Thanks again people.

ON on to next year!

Michelle

Trash Run 758

Hash Trash Run 758

MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE
HASH MASTER	Michelle Girod	741-9125	mredon7@gmail.com
HASH ASS	Arthur Seebalack	461-5665
ON-SEC	Mumtaz Amarali	625-3617 x29436	51cleroffadmin1@republictt.com
HARELINE	Salma Khan	753-8843
HASH C$SH	Lorin Paton	622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE	Nevie Boos	637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES	Richard Marlay	351-3694
Betty Agostini	Flash Boos	Karen Hale	Ronald Mc Donald
Website Address: http://poshhh.org

RUN DETAILS
RUN#	DATE	HARES	SITE	SCRIBE
758	September 4, 2010	Wahid Lopez/Ricky & Jenny Tang/Susan Reece	Paramin	Pinkee

So here we are again…another Hash Saturday and what a day it is! In the midst of a very intense week of rain, flooding etc, we fortunate Hashers somehow managed to get the one perfectly sunny day of the week and God knows we would certainly need it cuz a hash in Paramin is definitely not for the faint of heart, far worse if it had rained!
Having been dumped yet again by my usual Hash ride (I mean really…and this time for a trip to the mall no less!), I was lucky enough that “Ato” just happened to be passing my way and was able to pick me up.
The ride up was pretty uneventful; Ato and I joked around and chatted while a certain “cheerbaby” chatted on the phone almost the whole way up! Certainly seemed to have a lot to get off her generous bosoms J
As was to be expected, there was quite a large turnout due to the proximity to POS…….although I suspect half of the people there really didn’t have a clue what they were in for. Ah mean, I’m no longer a regular on the Hash, but each time I happen to grace de place with meh presence there are usually quite a few new faces – like these people doh learn eh – poor suckers!
The hares tried to give us their usual story – no hills? But unfortunately for them we would not be fooled and then there was some very wise advice from one of the hares……in the event that anyone got lost or separated from the pack, just simply head back up the hill as the only way out was up – huh? Ummm…thanks Ricky but I think we could have figured that one out by ourselves!
And then we were off! Or at least we crawled off, as no one wanted to end up on the wrong trail and with the hares deliberately guiding us in the direction of not one but two seriously steep false trails (but then again who am I kidding, everything here is steep!) At least we were comforted for a while by the fantastic ocean view and the occasional sea breeze.
Eventually we found ourselves on the right trail after an unnecessary trek down Saut D’eau Road – thanks guys! For those of us not familiar with the “sweet hills” of Paramin, there is no easy route, everything here is hard but I must say the hares certainly outdid themselves by finding some pretty challenging courses, after a time you couldn’t even depend on the usual “on trail” Hash banter to get you through the Energy Challenge – oops! I meant Hash as everyone seemed to be conserving their breaths for the hills to come. The hares were also mysteriously absent after we were led uphill (yet again) and into the forest. We trekked a very steep downhill for a while before coming across a checkpoint and shortly after two “Xs” with  no indication of the correct direction.  The pack reunited for a while but figuring we were on a back check we all turned around and started unwillingly back up only to be met by the smiling hare Wahid “you all didn’t check properly man” was all he said before leading the pack back down the hill again  and onto the correct path.
Okay… so by now you get the picture right? Plenty, plenty, plenty hills! Eventually we found ourselves back to the start but it certainly was not easy……..a really, really, good workout especially if you are preparing for the Coast 2 Coast and which I grudgingly enjoyed – masochist that I am.  Hares, my hips and thighs may be thanking you but I most certainly do not!
ON ON!!!

Michelle’s Mess

Run No. 758 – 4th September, 2010, Run Site: Paramin

Paramin, the top of Trinidad, a beautiful spot on a sunny afternoon.   Once the run started though, the clouds rolled in and we were running through the misty mountain tops for a while.   With the low clouds, the temperature dropped somewhat but that didn’t stop the pack from enjoying the beer stop which we hit about 15 mins into the run.  Good going hares, especially as the run lasted just over an hour.    With the down downs out of the way early, of note was the 26 virgins, we heard that a few runners were still out, lost.  Eventually they turned up, but lately we seem to be losing hashers on almost every run.   All’s well that ends well, and the lime continued as we enjoyed the balmy breezes at the top of Paramin. On On

Welcome Virgins:Laura, Dave, Karen, Naveen, Jordan, Daisy, Debra, Amanda, Joanna, Michael, Denese, Teran, Timothy, Alan, Elizabeth, Susan, Nicholas, Andy, Gerwin, Michael, Richie, Arianne, Ife, Natalia, Roses, Petal

New Shoes:  Andy Sutton and Vin Maharaj

Poofters:      Kerron, for making his sister Alisa, a virgin, tote a huge shoulder bag with all his stuff, including cell phone. so he could call her during the run in case he needed his inhaler which was also in the bag.  Asst. H.M. Mahasma Arthur Ghandi, for leaving important Hash essentials home, like the Hash Rum and garbage bags.   Marianne & Rene, for making out on the run from start to finish.  And Kerron, again, for sending his ‘udder’ partner on a check way downhill with instructions to text him if he was on the right trail.   For all his transgressions, Kerron was the crowd favourite and was awarded the poofter without further ado.   Meanwhile, Michael Morton Gittens, another virgin, was made to drink from the ‘arm’ for being a total pussy during the downdowns.  

Tobago Troopers:  Please note your rooms as follows:

	Location	Room No.
Arthur & Gail Seebalack	Seaview Gr. Fl.	29
Michelle Redon, Alan Girod, Rebecca Girod, Richard Marlay		30
Ashe Holder, Mumtaz Amarali, Andre Apparicio, Kabron Henry		31
Renatus Roelofs, Heather Pittie, Zameer Ali, Christopher Mawer		32
Martin Griffith, Sheldon Theodore, Risa Mohammed, Cyril St. Louis		33
David Jamison, Asha Saith, Peter Thomson, Victor Smith		34
Karen Jackson, Salma Khan, Susan Reece & Susan Hale	Seaview UpStairs	38
Vin & Michelle, Justin Henry, Timothy Sooklal		39
Elizabeth Agostini, Hanif Kassam, Audrey Shim, Derek de Freitas		40
Barbara & Lorin Paton		41
Harold & Liam Lee, Henderson Diane, Joshua Ho		42
Natasha Ali, Farida Mohammed, Patandeen Ramoutar, Rosemarie Gopaul, Shirlene Greaves	Garden View, Gr.Flr.	17
Andre Ache, Dawn Alexis, Christina Alexis, Mark Nuzum		18
Mike & Maggie McGee, Arlene Valdez , Drupathie ‘Tiza’ Mathura,		19
Randol & Christine Lyon, Dave Blunden & Ray Wyver		20
De Silva Eric, Marita Guevara, Eris Garcia	Garden View Up Stairs	25
Wahid Lopez, Haleigh Lopez, Alexandria Lopez, Daphne Carvalho		26
Dexter Garcia, Elizabeth Cobhan. Vaughn James, Gerald Soogrim		27

Suzanne Shaffer, Elijah Baksh, David Dookie                                               N&M Apt.

POSH Annual Tobago Weekend

(Republic Day:     Friday 24th September, 2010)
SLIGHTLY REVISED ITINERARY –
NB:  The times given below are approximate & will be confirmed later
Thursday Nite:         Chicken burgers & fries (limited # of veggie burgers available)
Friday:           2:45 p.m.  – Buses to Run Site – Hares: Gerry, Eric , Tosca, Justin
         3:30 p.m. – Hash Run followed by Down Downs & Lime at run site
         7:30 p.m. –  Dinner at Johnstons
                        After Dinner:    Party at Johnsons 
         Is ah  ‘Tourist’ Party … Dress like a tourist
                        … hawaiian shirts! 
                                    Bermuda shorts with sandals and socks!   
                                                Bikinis and wraps! 
Prizes for best male and female ‘tourist’ get up.

Saturday:       Hares:  Randol, Zam & Brian Dookie
            8:45 a.m. –  Early departure to run site  
9:15 a.m. –  Hash Run followed by Down downs & lime at run site
            12:15 p.m.-  Buses leave run site  for Pigeon Point
                                           Lime at Pigeon Point – Entrance fee, lunch & drinks covered by Hash
            5p.m./5:30 p.m. Buses will take you back to Johnstons
            7:30 p.m. – Dinner at Johnsons. 
                         After dinner… check out the local scenes at Shades or the Deep

Sunday:      Live run @ 9:15 a.m. –                                     Hares:  Betty Boobs & Curtis
                        Rest of Day Free …. Wine down on de lawn or take a dip in Store Bay
                     Sip on Barbara’s Rum punch or some beastly cold Carib/Stag
                        Afternoon/evening – Return to Port of Spain 

ON ON

DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #760
DATE:       October 2, 2010
HARES:      Ronald Mc Donald and Victor Martin
RUN SITE: St Joseph
TIME:      3.30 p.m.

From Port of Spain , drive east on Churchill-Roosevelt highway to butler intersection turn left follow Rd to eastern main Rd at main Rd
turn right proceed to st Joseph turn left at Abercrombie st  ( opposite mosque ) drive to maracas st Joseph at Santa Babara rd (next to football field by the church) turn right follow HHH run sighs

RECEDING HARELINE

RUN #	DATE	HARES	SITE
758	September 4,  2010	Wahid Lopez/Ricky & Jenny Tang/Susan Reece	Paramin
759	September 18, 2010	Cheerbabies	Caura
760	September 24-26, 2010	Tobago Hash	Tobago
761	October 2, 2010	Ronald McDonald	Maracas, St. Joseph
762	October 16, 2010	Predeep	Grand Couva
763	October 30, 2010	The Bimbos: Halloween Run	Chaguaramas
764	November 13, 2010	Big Pussies
765	November 27, 2010	Brian Dookie/Victor
766	December 11, 2010	Christmas Run
767	December 25, 2010	Amanda Seebalack & Her Possee	181 Windsor Road, Gooodwood Park
768	January 8, 2011	Golden Girls
769	January 22, 2011	Hadyn Als
770	February 5, 2011
771	February 19, 2011
772	March 5, 2011		Carnival Hash
773	March 19, 2011
774	April 2, 2011	Beerly Audble	Cumana
775	April 16, 2011	Mountain Goats
776	April 30, 2011
777	May 14, 2011	Lorin Paton/David Jamieson/Betty Agostini	Reewat Memorial Run
778	May 28, 2011	The Three Wongs (David, Zachery, Zane)
779	June 11, 2011
780	June 25, 2011
781	July 9, 2011
782	July 23, 2011
783	August 6, 2011
784	August 20, 2011
	August 22-26, 2010	Overseas: We Crusin – Carnival Victory	Curacao, Aruba and Bonaire

Run Directions – Run#761 October 02, 2010

RUN DIRECTIONS
RUN	#761
DATE	October 02, 2010
HARES	Ronald McDonald
RUN SITE	Maracas, St Joseph
TIME	3:30PM
From Port of Spain, drive east on Churchill-Roosevelt highway to Butler intersection. Turn left & follow rd to Eastern Main Rd. At Eastern Main Rd turn right & proceed to St Joseph. Turn left at Abercrombie st ( opposite mosque). Drive to Maracas St Joseph at Santa Babara Rd (next to football field by the church). Turn right follow HHH run signs.

Trash Run 739

Hash Trash Run 739

MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE
HASH MASTER	Michelle Girod	741-9125	mredon7@gmail.com
HASH ASS	Arthur Seebalack	461-5665
ON-SEC	Mumtaz Amarali	625-3617 x29436	51cleroffadmin1@republictt.com
HARELINE	Salma Khan	753-8843
HASH C$SH	Lorin Paton	622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE	Nevie Boos	637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES	Richard Marlay	351-3694
Betty Agostini	Flash Boos	Karen Hale	Ronald Mc Donald
Website Address: http://poshhh.org

RUN DETAILS
RUN#	DATE	HARES	SITE	SCRIBE
739	January 9, 2010	The Big Dicks	Alenore Gardens, Arima	Long Time Hasher

Well it was a last minute decision to make this hash, as I bus’ it out the house at   3-00 pm to head towards Arima. Thoughts ran through my mind as to how late the run would start ? I mean Michelle now hash mistress, surely I would have time! But then wait, talk was she had turned over a new leaf and would actually be at the run early. Well who would I be with to catch up the pack after reaching late ? Just Dookie and his dog?!!
Turning into the runsite it was with some relief that I saw hashers still milling around, 6 big dicks in yellow directing parking, Michelle looking oh so officious in blue with board and paper in hand, who were we waiting on? Suddenly into the runsite arrived Dookie and dog in his yellow jeep. Ah ha the run could now start, and so said, The biggest Dick (so he keeps saying !!) called us to order with the usual preamble.

On on down the road out the runsite and then no paper or trail. A couple of minutes of looking and then back to the cars. What a great run guys ,a little bit short , but that’s OK! Where are the beers?!!
Wait what are we now doing running off away from the cars up a hill, as I followed a hasher dressed in Coco the clown pantaloons, saw Nevie roll his eyes and wonder what the hash is coming to (did he look in the mirror boxing Day?!!).Up this hill to the first check and trail to the right. Down a next trail and then more checking. So set the trend for the run. up and down well marked trails, (no chance of lost hashers here!) in and out a river, presumably the same one , at least 4 times. Through Bamboo, around the people’s vegetable garden. A seasoned hasher like myself could not work it out, we seemed to be zig zagging through A very small area, but it was working well as back markers and walkers frequently found themselves at the front of the run, and the pack more or less stayed together. Chance of a couple of nice views of the central plains on the way, and some nice running towards the end, on the on-in.

A few observations on the run:-
What did the hasher do with his monster energy drink can, after sitting down half way through the run to drain its contents?? Biodegradable Aluminum right?
A first on the run for me was a hasher pretty in pink, with matching pink towel in hand!! Can’t sweat on a run right?, sorry perspire!!!
What was the hasher doing answering his phone on the hash? Aren’t cellphones supposed to be on silent for the hash?
After hash activities warmed up quickly with bragging rights as to who came in first. Hanif and Harty laid claim, and then it turned out they had missed the end of the run. Beers were flowing freely, s..t talk flowing as usual and suddenly that was it, NO MORE BEERS.!! Just enough for the Down Downs and Poofter.
Apparently the residents in the area didn’t feel safe with all these strange looking Hashers around,??  and we were advised not to stay late?? Some discontent ensued, some grumbling hashers left, Zam and friend not getting the chance to market and sell their Breathalizer kits, and we were given directions to a nearby rumshop down the road for continuation of the fun.

Over 45 thirsty hashers descended on this rumshop, who obviously had been forewarned, as the carib truck was outside! Beers started flowing again and a 3- man band started playing long time and old time calypso, for everyone to sing along with. A great lime ensued, and even the Yachties present were seen singing along to “Black man feeling to party”! Nobody seemed to want it to finish and those guys must have performed for over an hour. They weren’t even put off by Betty’s singing!! As I left David Dookie was seen bag in hand wandering off down the road to the Arima taxi stand!!
ON-ON!

Michelle’s Mess

First, it was the case of the beer evaporating off the back of the pickup truck then it was the cries of what! – beer done already! Then it was de hares! …. Ladies, I ask you what is a girl to believe?  One week they wearing dresses and the next they calling themselves Big Dicks and wearing some strange looking appendages round their necks.   All these mixed signals left me wondering if the Hares suffering from penis envy or pussy envy.    Anyway, to their credit, the run was well set and they organized an excellent after lime at Gokool’s Bar, where the hash was entertained by the well known and talented Steven Garcia and friends.  These guys provided some vintage calypso that had all of us singing along.  So thanks Eggie aka Friar Egg, Hose Man Gerry, Los Pimpos, Astro Boy, f.w.l. BLING, Bacon and The Quiet One for a great evening.

Virgins: Welcome and hope to see you again:  Kat, Jorn, Ricardo and Brian 

Birthdays: Best wishes to Salma Khan for a great year ahead and hope you have many many more.

New Shoes: Bernard – who bravely drank out of Hanif’s shoe

Poofter nominees: Ricardo – bad enough that he did the run in rubber slippers, but with a cigarette stuck behind one ear too! Eh Eh,   Then there was Harty, Hanif, Curtis and Doon’s girlfriend, SCBs, who took a short cut  that cut off 20 mins of the run, and finally the winners – Jorn & Kat, who all during the run were either arguing or giving directions to each other on walkie talkies!    Tut tut. 

Hash Sports & Family Day: Postponed to the end of March. 

Hashers Wear White Kaiso Competition: Carnival Saturday 13th February, 2010

Who will dethrone Martin?   The word is out – the girls coming strong and Mervyn say that nobody cyah beat him. Will de Mighty Ole Clothes take de crown!  To find out, don’t miss the Hash Run and Calypso competition. 
Free entrance, drinks and eats on sale.  ON ON

OVERSEAS HASH – SURINAME
Thursday May 27th to Tuesday June 1st
(Public Holidays Trinidad:  Monday 31st May and Thursday 3rd June)

COME JOIN US ON OUR OVERSEAS ADVENTURE!

Thursday 27th May   Depart POS @ 9:30 p.m.  
Arrive:  12 a.m. (Suriname 1 hour ahead TT)
Check in Krasnapolsky Hotel, Paramaribo
Friday:                        Free day   – Shop / sight see / lime or just catch up on sleep!
Saturday                    Transfer to Bergendal Eco and Adventure Resort
Hash Run in afternoon
Sunday:                     Day trip to Baboenhol mountain area 
Hash run / Lime
Monday:                     Return to Krasnapolsky Hotel, Paramaribo
Hash Run with Paramaribo Hash in the afternoon
Tuesday 1st June     Depart Suriname at 6:30 a.m.   
Arrive Trinidad 7 a.m.

Cost:                           Double Occupancy $4,850.00
Triple              “           $4,665.00
Quad              “           $4,556.00

Package includes:  

• Airfare, accommodation, breakfast, lunch, dinner

Transfers, all taxes

• Alcohol at the runs in Bergendal and Baboenhol
• Unlimited  non-alcoholic beverages at Bergendal

(tea, coffee, juices, water)

Deadline for payment:        1st pymt:  $1,500 payable by 27th February
2nd pymt:  $1,500 by 30th March
Balance due:   30th April, 2010 

Ticketing Deadline:             22nd March, 2010
Changes/cancellations after 22/03/10 incur US$54.00 penalty
Suriname
Visa Requirements:           Caricom nationals – Visa not required
US citizens:   Visa required – cost US$110.00
Multiple entry, valid for 5 years
Canadian/British nationals:
Visa Required – cost US$55.00
Valid for 2 months, multiple entry
Check out the Hotel and Resort at their websites: 
Bergendal:                            http://www.bergendalresort.com
Krasnapolsky:                       http://www.krasnapolsky.sr

DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #741
 
DATE:          February 6,2010                       
HARES:               Hale and Harty plus Crew                       
RUN SITE:    Chaguaramas
RUN TIME:    3.30 pm

Drive west on the Western Main Road through Carenage to Chaguaramas. As you pass Pier 1 (on the left), make first right after bridge (you will see large yellow building aka The Base). Proceed on the Tucker Valley Road passing riffle range and immediately after there is a right turn, follow road to run site.

Trash Run 757

Hash Trash Run 757

MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE
HASH MASTER	Michelle Girod	741-9125	mredon7@gmail.com
HASH ASS	Arthur Seebalack	461-5665
ON-SEC	Mumtaz Amarali	625-3617 x29436	51cleroffadmin1@republictt.com
HARELINE	Salma Khan	753-8843
HASH C$SH	Lorin Paton	622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE	Nevie Boos	637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES	Richard Marlay	351-3694
Betty Agostini	Flash Boos	Karen Hale	Ronald Mc Donald
Website Address: http://poshhh.org

RUN DETAILS
RUN#	DATE	HARES	SITE	SCRIBE
757	August 21, 2010	Marlon, Saha, Slush, Richie, Natalie, Kerry, Bragatte	Mission Bay, Toco	Lady Sunrise

Me an’ a few others loss our virginity las’ year

Hash virginity that is…

For us dee hash does start when we leave home, and we love to get a ride to go there

I have to say this was one ah dee best I get so far, though I thought I woulda get left behind for being seven minutes late for the car transfer. There is a proverb that says”Punctuality is the soul of Business” and it seems for hashers getting there on or before time is serious business.

Back to dee bes’ ride… dee talk was about . . . what else… punctuality and then brand loyalty, it was a coca cola run, should some of us stay away or not… (Dee bes’ ride had brand loyal drinks a plenty, and more conversation about punctuality) then we talk about how wonderful T&T is as we drove further into the countryside and closer to Toco.

We start tuh see a small hash convoy forming. . . “Wait daz Richard wit a long hair gyul? Nah , is Wahid!” Yuh know we had tuh be in front of dee convoy so we show them how to “negotiate” a car, truck, suv around all ah dem slow Saturday drivers.

So we get to dee beach almos’ ah hour early so mankind (literally) rushes into the sea to hang out and wait for things to start.

I lookin’ around and listening quietly. Ah notice a new shoe, pretty fuh so, wit’ reflective yellow designs. When he friends and dem realize he start to beg, and right in front of my eyes they form an alliance to keep it quiet.

Things start tuh look like it about tuh start. Dee bathers come outta dee ocean and a man say if man run wit’ a salty body he would start off wit’ balls and end up wit’ peanuts! If you see dee stampede for blue waters! And not to drink…but for a clean start.

The “head” of the hares made his rounds welcoming one and all, being a true hash host. Dressed in coca cola t-shirts, and calling their hash “Mission Impossible III” He gave dee usual pointers and then we saw the embodiment of the “Mission Impossible III” three super fit hashers in ultra mini t-shirts, brought along to escort the drinks truck that would meet us somewhere along the route – the guys seemed real excited about beers and babes in dee bush

So we start, and after the normal run around we gone in dee bush. I, along with several others am for now not a front runner, and look around taking all that is new to me. This time I began as one of the last, and many times I found myself walking alone, then a hare would appear making sure I was on the right path.

That run had a lot of thorns everywhere. Yuh couldn’t hold on to or grab to balance on anything… dee cry was “watch our for dat prick! Doh hold on there, doh step there, yuh might get ah prick, oh gosh! Look ah get one in meh han’ …

A good job seemed to be done “sweeping” The beer stop was truly welcome, and I emerged convinced that I was the last one out.

Once that was done, dee limin’ start. Drinks sellin’,music playin’, food and laughter sharing all round. Dee trucks, hares and the “Mission Impossible III” came out of the bush, and dey join in, to the max.

I sat on the sand watching the ocean and the bathers that I assumed were the group that I came with. Then Mariss’s daughter asked for her Mom. She asked around and we realized six people were still missing, and it was now dark. If yuh see flashlight appear from everywhere! And even one on a helmet. Dey stop dee cola/ MI III lime and two trucks headed back in.

Ah really see why dey say dis is a drinking club with a running problem… twice someone had to stop dee down downs ‘cause dey didn’t realize that people was still lost inside. Six people, with two first-timers truly de-virginized by their experience. I was not worried because those fellas love to boast about watching “Man v Wild” so dey safe in jungle conditions. Of course there was a lot of falling in the dark, and one of the “lost” did his version of a nonstop “are we there yet”

Of course Marlon got poofter – again – for leaving people behind – apparently it is an annual event for him. Mr. “new shoes” got away with not drinking beer from them (He was our ride out) and all’s well that ends well. ON ON

Mahashma’s Meditations

The tall Lady is being indisposed the tall skinny man was now in charge. Mission bay Toco was indeed a beautiful run site for those who drove and braved the weather. As it turned out quite fine for the hash. I could not help but notice a lot of the old farts were absent, the drive apparently has become too long for these oldies. Or was it their chronic diseases acting up you know what i mean,dementia loose bladders non functioning colons and abused livers. The run was excellent but their was some confusion at the end resulting in a few people getting lost in the bus. This caused a delay in the down downs and the arrival of the curry crab and dumpling. Everyone was shouting “where is the food?”. In future Hares make sure the food is available immediately after the run. Because of the delay and the late food, the hares lead by Marlon were given the poofter awards. Otherwise it was a well set run and in future let the coca cola girls be a permanent feature.

Welcome Virgins: Simone, Keaton, Tyba, Nichash, Mandy, Niels, Narrisa, Nicole

DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #759

DATE: September 18, 2010

HARES: Cheerbabies meet Choirboys

RUN SITE: Caura

TIME: 3.30 p.m.

From Port-of-Spain, drive East on Churchill-Roosevelt Highway to Orange Grove intersection (past Macoya and before Trincity Mall). Turn left (North) and follow the road ahead to Eastern Main Rd. Intersection (T-junction). Turn left (West) and proceed to Caura Road intersection (about ¼ mile or less) on the right (North). Turn onto Caura Road and proceed, passing Caura Medical facility and many scenic, forested areas. Look for HHH signs along the way. Within 5 minutes drive after the bar on the right, there is a T-junction and a bridge. Turn left here, and proceed to the run site on the right.

RECEDING HARELINE

RUN #	DATE	HARES	SITE
758	September 4,  2010	Wahid Lopez/Ricky & Jenny Tang/Susan Reece	Paramin
759	September 18, 2010	Cheerbabies	Caura
760	September 24-26, 2010	Tobago Hash	Tobago
761	October 2, 2010	Ronald McDonald	Maracas, St. Joseph
762	October 16, 2010	Predeep	Grand Couva
763	October 30, 2010	The Bimbos: Halloween Run	Chaguaramas
764	November 13, 2010	Big Pussies
765	November 27, 2010	Brian Dookie/Victor
766	December 11, 2010	Christmas Run
767	December 25, 2010	Amanda Seebalack & Her Possee	181 Windsor Road, Gooodwood Park
768	January 8, 2011	Golden Girls
769	January 22, 2011	Hadyn Als
770	February 5, 2011
771	February 19, 2011
772	March 5, 2011		Carnival Hash
773	March 19, 2011
774	April 2, 2011	Beerly Audble	Cumana
775	April 16, 2011	Mountain Goats
776	April 30, 2011
777	May 14, 2011	Lorin Paton/David Jamieson/Betty Agostini	Reewat Memorial Run
778	May 28, 2011
779	June 11, 2011
780	June 25, 2011
781	July 9, 2011
782	July 23, 2011
783	August 6, 2011
784	August 20, 2011
	August 22-26, 2010	Overseas: We Crusin – Carnival Victory	Grenada,St. Lucia, Martnique