September 2011 – Port of Spain Hash House Harriers (POSH3)

Hash Trash Run 787

MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE
HASH MASTER	Arthur Seebalack	461-5665	arturo999@live.com
HASH ASS	Mumtaz Amarali	625-3617 x29436	mumtaz98@hotmail.com
ON-SEC/ HARELINE	Salma Khan	753-8843	salmakhan_10@hotmail.com
HASH C$SH	Lorin Paton	622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE	Nevie Boos	637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES	Richard Marlay	351-3694
COMMITTEE	Betty Agostini, Karen Hale-Jackson, Ronald Mc Donald, Diane Henderson, Asha Saith
Website Address: http://poshhh.org

RUN DETAILS
RUN#	DATE	HARES	SITE	SCRIBE
787	Sept 03, 2011	Big Dicks	Matura	Fred

Getting some people to come hashing for the first time with you is like asking them to worship the devil and cross over to the other side. I cannot understand what is so complicated about running and drinking and spending time in Mother Nature.

Having been turned down by my uncle, at the very last minute or morning of the hash to be specific, who incidentally said he would come along with us, gave a BOGUS excuse about some cupboards being installed at his office that day or be it afternoon.

Equally amazing is the enthusiasm new comers feel as they join in the hash family and cannot wait for the next run or drink or rather run to drink well you know what I am trying to say. Well we managed FOUR VIRGINS, testosterone overload; they enjoyed the run and the scenery, if you know what I mean. Getting there was uneventful, simple drive to Mathura. Some hashers I encountered on route, I believe, are so excited to get there actually started the run even before arriving at the run site. They drive as they run, crazy. On the way in off the main road, you know that ‘ bad road’ as we say, my cousin’s car was ‘touchin’ so being in the lead I was far ahead enough to stop and fetch a beer from my cooler in the trunk . I could only think the cuss that the others behind him might have been belting out as some had four wheel drive.

On arrival as usual, hashers were catching up with each other. After the hares made their announcements we were off in the direction we came in. Oh I forgot to mention The Girls. Pretty. We ran up the road for a bit and then it seemed as though the pack was splitting in two as some went left and some went right, which one was right, ahh the question we all face in life, this is what I like about hashing I can think a lot except when others choose to talk like parrots all the time.

It turned out I was on the right track or at least on the right side literally as well. Down into the trail we ran for some time and then came to a check or was it an x. I went right again only to realize after running up a hill half way someone shouted on back. I needed to catch my breath so I remained behind until the solitude of the forest began give me the creeps, anyone who’s seen Friday the 13th or Blairewitch Project. We ran through the welcome sign for Turtle watching and into the trails again. We ran about a three quarter of a mile when there was on back call. Ran some more came onto a steep downhill and a climb uphill about the only two hills on the run. We had a pleasant beer stop and Champagne stop complete with condoms large of course. Here the pack split as there was a short cut for the softies and the final stretch for hardcore runners. I choose hardcore, wonder why, we made it through about two or three miles of dense forest and we could hear the sound of the ocean. What a beautiful sound. We came out onto a cliff about thirty feet above the beach, what a view. It is clear to me why I hash.

The down downs followed soon after as we now have to think about the coffee as my Guyanese friends would say meaning “curfew”. Monster giveaways by The Girls. Sorry for you guys who missed it. Be there next time. ON ON

Mahashma's Meditations

The Moving Finger Writes

As usual in order to compensate for the small appendage that they share in common the Big Dicks put on a good show complete with tents and some beautiful Monster Girls.

My search for enlightenment continues without success but again I thought I was getting close when during the run I suddenly came upon some beautiful girls offering me champagne and rubber chewing gum . The Monster rubber chewing gum tasted quite well I thought. But this was not the first time champagne was served , Asha tells me it was served some years ago on one of her runs .
Anyway well done Big Dicks.

The poofter award was shared by the Flying Indian and Jordan for playing a sissy man’s game (imported from the U.S.A.)
called frizzbee. Instead of having a drink or something these two guys were with playing with a plastic saucer while waiting for the H.M. Welcome to our virgins hope to see you all again.

TOBAGO

I am having problems with the logistics of No Mans Land. The approach from land is blocked by a new gated community, and the cost of the boat trip is very expensive. Also a foreign guests have to be at the airport earlier than planned.
So I have taken the decision to cancel No Man’s Land , but we will have a farewell barbeque at Johnstons Apt instead.
ON…. ON.
Mahashma Ghandi

MAHASHMA GOIN TOBAGO TO SEEK ENLIGHENMENT……….
Thursday 27th to Sunday 30th October, 2011

Cost: $1350.00 EXCLUDES AIRFARE. FINAL PAYMENT DATE IS 31ST SEPTEMBER , 2011

46 DAYS AWAY….AND TOBAGO HERE COME D HASHERS
40 PLUS SURINAME HASHERS PAID AND READY TO PARTY
20 PLUS BARBADOS HASHERS PAID AND READY TO PARTY
52 TRINIDAD HASHERS PAID AND READY TO PARTY
20 PLUS TRINI HASHERS HAVE NOT PAID…
SO BY NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW IF YOU ON BOARD OR OFF BOARD FOR TOBAGO…

ARTHUR/TAZ WILL BE COLLECTING PAYMENTS AT MONDAY AND SATURDAY RUNS
IF YOU NEED YOUR ROOM ON WEDNESDAY AND SUNDAY NIGHTS LET TAZ KNOW!

TOBAGO ITINERARY

DATE
Thu 27 Oct		Arrive Tobago: free day…find your enlightenment and meet/mingle with the Surinamese/Bajan/Guyanese Hashers. Lite Dinner provided.
Fri 28 Oct	AM	Morning run set by the Bimbos followed by fun day at Pigeon Point. (entrance fee/drinks/music included)
Fri 28 Oct	PM	Night: Dinner provided followed by Karaoke Competition. Prizes for Best Performers
Sat 29 Oct	AM	Morning run set by Prick-ah-Possee followed by fun day at Beach.
Sat 29 Oct	PM	Night: Dinner provided followed by the ‘Monster’ Halloween Ball at Johnstons… Costumes mandatory!! That means you cannot come as yourself ! Prizes for Best Costumes
Sun 30 Oct	AM	Morning Live Run followed by a Farewell Barbeque. RETURN TO JOHNSTONS APPROX. 4:00 P.M. BOOK YOUR RETURN FLIGHT ACCORDINGLY

Hash Lingo

Virgins take note of the meaning of these signs!!!

While on the trail CALL “ON ON” when you see bits of shredded paper/flour! It helps those behind/possibly lost hashers.
“O” – check for the correct trail!
“X” – you’re on the wrong trail! Go back to the check point and start again.
“ON PASS” – to pass someone on the trail.
“ON BACK” – on the wrong trail, you may have reached an “X“….turn back to the check point “O“.
“On OFF” – you’re off the correct trail.
When you are almost in you would see: “ON IN” pointing to the correct direction.
For those who can’t keep up with the ‘3F’s’ (FIT, FAST AND FURIOUS) pack then just go with the ‘3S’s’ (SMART, SLOW AND SAFE) Pack who just let them do all the work.

DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #789

Date: October 1, 2011
Time: 2:00 p.m
Hares: Simon/ Alastair/ Natalie
RunSite: Cunaripo
Directions:

‘Where d fork is Bedes Buxo???’ – Run 789

Proceed along the Churchill Roosevelt Highway to Wallerfield. Turn right (South) @ the Cumuto intersection (sign posted Tamana & Cumuto). Drive for 6.4km and take a left in Cumuto Village ( sign posted Tamana). Continue on for 3.5km and turn left on Little Coora Rd. (sign posted Sangre Grande). Drive another 3.9 km – turn left at a sign saying ‘Sangre Grande’. Continue approx another 2km and turn left @ De Gannes & Jawahir Rd. Drive another 1.3 km to the run site at the intersection with Bedes Buxo. Look for HHH signs along the way.
Tasty village cooking after the run.