Archive | October, 2011

Tobago Itinerary 2011

24 Oct


Arrive Tobago: free day…find your enlightenment and meet/mingle with the Surinamese/Bajan/Guyanese Hashers.
Lite Dinner provided
8:30 a.m. Buses arrive at Johnsons
8:45 a.m. Buses depart at Johnsons for the Run Site at Goldsborough. Hashers be on time!
9:45 a.m. Bimbos Run followed by down downs at run site
12:30 p.m. Buses depart run site for Pigeon Point
1:15 p.m. Fun afternoon at Pigeon Point. Entrance fee/boxed lunch/drinks/music included
5:00 p.m. Buses return to shuttle group back to Johnsons
7:00 p.m. Dinner on the grounds followed by Karaoke Competition.Prizes for Best Performers
8:30 a.m. Buses arrive at Johnsons
8:45 a.m. Buses depart at Johnsons for the Run Site at Englishman’s Bay. Hashers be on time!
10:00a.m. Prick-ah-Possee Run followed by fun day at Englishman’s Bay. Boxed Lunch & drinks provided
4:00 p.m. Buses Return to Johnsons
7:00 p.m. Dinner followed by the ‘Monster’ Halloween Ball at Johnsons… Costumes mandatory!! That means you cannot come as yourself! Prize for Best Costumes.
9:00 a.m. Live Run set by R.Lyon & B.Dookie?
Then lime/drink/swim/party or just take it easy for the rest of the day. BBQ lunch provided

Run Directions – Run#791

24 Oct

Run Directions – Run#791 October 28, 2011

RUN #791
DATE October 28, 2011
HARES Bimbos
RUN SITE Goldsborough, Tobago
TIME 10:00AM
DIRECTIONS Take Windward Road to Goodwood. Once past the Goodwood High School, turn left up Pig Farm Road just after the yellow and black painted bridge. There should be a hash sign here!

Port of Spain Hash House Harriers Tobago 2011

15 Oct

Port of Spain Hash House Harriers Tobago 2011

Tobago is here once again. This year, for four days, we host our equally mis-begotten hash house brothers and sisters from Suriname & Barbados.

A fun itinerary has been conceived highlighted by two hash runs on Friday 28th & Sat 29th, and a live hash run on Sunday 30th October 2011. These runs will be interspersed with lively activities in the vein of the time old hashing tradition.

The Bimbos are offering a bit of everything on their run while Prick-A-Posse is catering for the hard-core hasher. Tell us what you feel

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Run Directions Run#790

11 Oct

Run Directions – Run#790 October 15, 2011

RUN #790
DATE October 15, 2011
HARES Randall Lall Lyon
RUN SITE Pepper Village
DIRECTIONS Drive South on the Churchill Roosevelt highway to Couva turn off..turn left & follow the main road pass the Gran Couva Police Station..follow HHH signs on to Pepper Village and on to runsite.

Run Directions – Run#792

11 Oct

Run Directions – Run#792 October 29, 2011

RUN #792
DATE October 29, 2011
HARES Prick-A-Posse
RUN SITE Englishman’s Bay, Tobago
TIME 11:00AM

From Crown Point: Proceed along Claude Noel Highway to intersection with Northside Road (13km/ 8.5miles)

From Scarborough: Navigate northwards to intersection of Claude Noel Highway & Northside Road

From Claude Noel Highway/ Northside Road intersection

Proceed (24km/ 14.5miles) north along Northside Road, passing through villages of Calder Hall, Mason Hall, Moriah, Runnemede, Castara until entrance to Englishman’s Bay. Proceed towards beach. Parking in designated areas. Run Site on Beach Front. Journey Time: 40 mins from Claude Noel Highway & Northside Road intersection.


Alzheimer’s Posse – Moonlight Birthday Run – Oct 13

6 Oct

Alzheimer's Posse - Moonlight Birthday Run - Oct 13 2011

Apparently this stalwart Alzheimer’s Posse member is anxious to trade in his membership for something resembling a garden view suite at Green Acres Retirement Home. They say age ain’t nothing but a number but then again, who knows!

This “Boy Blunder” requests the honor of having a run in recognition of the anniversary of his birth – not a humble request by anyone’s standards. Being born illegitimately doesn’t account for turning out to be one bastard of a human being!

…However, the prospect of downing a dozen or so beers seems to elevate the significance of this event.
So hear this:

Birthday Run under Moonlight

  • Date: Thursday October 13th, 2011
  • Site: Caribbean Airlines Invaders Panyard, Tragarete Road, POS
  • Time: 05:15PM (17:15HRS)
  • Hared by: Forklift

Trash Run #788

5 Oct

Hash Trash Run 788


HASH MASTER Arthur Seebalack 461-5665
HASH ASS Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436
ON-SEC/ HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843
HASH C$SH Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE Nevie Boos 637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES Richard Marlay 351-3694
COMMITTEE Betty Agostini, Ronald Mc Donald, Diane Henderson, Asha Saith
Website Address:
788 Sept 17, 2011 Kristi Anne & Co. L’anse Noire L’s Monologue

Line Break - On-On Feet

1547 hours, Saturday 17th September. The run started with a smallish hill to be climbed…. so original. Meanwhile the hash master, with his very muscular and strong body, could NOT make his way up the first hill, so I was forced to respect my elder and drag him (the roti he ate for lunch did not help).
Soon after that rather disturbing event, I noticed that one of the hares was taking pictures. That really wasn’t what made me angry, what upset me was the fact that he didn’t take any pictures of me. Forgetting that unpleasant incident, I noticed that there was river filled with crayfish. To think the odacity of the people on the run, NO one was kind enough to catch the crayfish and make a barbecue.
Normally the hash trash is only about what happened during the hash but I feel the need to tell you that the hashers known as Simon and Nirmala were getting married and didn’t invite the hashers. What’s up with that if it were up to me they would have gotten married right here on the hash. But instead right now as you’re reading the hash trash they are getting married and again didn’t invite us.

During the down downs hash master Mahashma was overthrown by two people (firstly by his assistant hash master and secondly by a past hash master). Immediately after that he got the sacred hash tradition known as the poofta (Duh, Duh, Duh ) for some reason the hash master Mahashma found a way to earn himself the poofta not once but twice while in his current position of power and many, many times before how long will this continue. And to think he is also trying to find a way to give me, L the poofta. I say that he can keep trying.

Now on to more important issues if any of you can figure out who wrote this hash trash will get a special prize. Those of you who already know please don’t rat me out.


Line Break - On-On Feet

Mahashma's Meditations

I am unable to attend today’s Hash because of my son Simons wedding to Nirmala .That’s right I got rid of two in one year. One more to go.For this I was given the poofter shirt once again. I don’t think there has been a Hash Master in the history of hashing who has gotten the poofter shirt so many times. It’s really quite unfair.

So now you have Taz in charge with her side kick the wanna be Hash Master Ash.( May the force preserve you all )!

Karen has resigned from the Committee,we all thank you for the sterling service you have done in the past. Thank you Karen. Also our man from the CIA Mike Hale is being recalled to Langley Virginia. My information tells me he will be placed in California where he will continue to monitor Hash Emails and BBM’s. It was nice having you with us Mike, but I will soon spot your replacement.

Thursday 27th to Sunday 30th October, 2011



We still have a few places left for Tobago so any late comers can still come onboard, but you must pay in full.


Thu 27 Oct   Arrive Tobago: free day…find your enlightenment and meet/mingle with the Surinamese/Bajan/Guyanese Hashers. Lite Dinner provided.
Fri 28 Oct AM Morning run set by the Bimbos followed by fun day at Pigeon Point. (entrance fee/drinks/music included)
PM Night: Dinner provided followed by Karaoke Competition. Prizes for Best Performers
Sat 29 Oct AM Morning run set by Prick-ah-Possee followed by fun day at Beach.
PM Night: Dinner provided  followed by the ‘Monster’ Halloween Ball at Johnstons… Costumes mandatory!! That means you cannot come as yourself !  Prizes for Best Costumes
Sun 30 Oct AM Morning Live Run followed by a Farewell Barbeque. RETURN TO JOHNSTONS APPROX. 4:00 P.M. BOOK YOUR RETURN FLIGHT ACCORDINGLY

Hash Lingo

Virgins take note of the meaning of these signs!!!

  1. While on the trail CALL “ON ON” when you see bits of shredded paper/flour! It helps those behind/possibly lost hashers.
  2. “O” – check for the correct trail!
  3. “X” – you’re on the wrong trail! Go back to the check point and start again.
  4. “ON PASS” – to pass someone on the trail.
  5. “ON BACK” – on the wrong trail, you may have reached an “X“….turn back to the check point “O“.
  6. “On OFF” – you’re off the correct trail.
  7. When you are almost in you would see: “ON IN” pointing to the correct direction.
  8. For those who can’t keep up with the ‘3F’s’ (FIT, FAST AND FURIOUS) pack then just go with the ‘3S’s’ (SMART, SLOW AND SAFE) Pack who just let them do all the work.

Line Break - On-On Feet


Date: October 15, 2011
Time:  2:00 p.m
Hares: Randall
RunSite: Pepper Village