Hash Trash Run 788
| MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE |
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| HASH MASTER | Arthur Seebalack | 461-5665 | arturo999@live.com |
| HASH ASS | Mumtaz Amarali | 625-3617 x29436 | mumtaz98@hotmail.com |
| ON-SEC/ HARELINE | Salma Khan | 753-8843 | salmakhan_10@hotmail.com |
| HASH C$SH | Lorin Paton | 622-5806 (O) | |
| HASH BOOZE | Nevie Boos | 637-3033 (H) | |
| HASH SOFTIES | Richard Marlay | 351-3694 | |
| COMMITTEE | Betty Agostini, Ronald Mc Donald, Diane Henderson, Asha Saith | ||
| Website Address: http://poshhh.org | |||
| RUN DETAILS | ||||
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| RUN# | DATE | HARES | SITE | SCRIBE |
| 788 | Sept 17, 2011 | Kristi Anne & Co. | L’anse Noire | L’s Monologue |
1547 hours, Saturday 17th September. The run started with a smallish hill to be climbed…. so original. Meanwhile the hash master, with his very muscular and strong body, could NOT make his way up the first hill, so I was forced to respect my elder and drag him (the roti he ate for lunch did not help).
Soon after that rather disturbing event, I noticed that one of the hares was taking pictures. That really wasn’t what made me angry, what upset me was the fact that he didn’t take any pictures of me. Forgetting that unpleasant incident, I noticed that there was river filled with crayfish. To think the odacity of the people on the run, NO one was kind enough to catch the crayfish and make a barbecue.
Normally the hash trash is only about what happened during the hash but I feel the need to tell you that the hashers known as Simon and Nirmala were getting married and didn’t invite the hashers. What’s up with that if it were up to me they would have gotten married right here on the hash. But instead right now as you’re reading the hash trash they are getting married and again didn’t invite us.
During the down downs hash master Mahashma was overthrown by two people (firstly by his assistant hash master and secondly by a past hash master). Immediately after that he got the sacred hash tradition known as the poofta (Duh, Duh, Duh ) for some reason the hash master Mahashma found a way to earn himself the poofta not once but twice while in his current position of power and many, many times before how long will this continue. And to think he is also trying to find a way to give me, L the poofta. I say that he can keep trying.
Now on to more important issues if any of you can figure out who wrote this hash trash will get a special prize. Those of you who already know please don’t rat me out.
L
I am unable to attend today’s Hash because of my son Simons wedding to Nirmala .That’s right I got rid of two in one year. One more to go.For this I was given the poofter shirt once again. I don’t think there has been a Hash Master in the history of hashing who has gotten the poofter shirt so many times. It’s really quite unfair.
So now you have Taz in charge with her side kick the wanna be Hash Master Ash.( May the force preserve you all )!
Karen has resigned from the Committee,we all thank you for the sterling service you have done in the past. Thank you Karen. Also our man from the CIA Mike Hale is being recalled to Langley Virginia. My information tells me he will be placed in California where he will continue to monitor Hash Emails and BBM’s. It was nice having you with us Mike, but I will soon spot your replacement.
MAHASHMA GOIN TOBAGO TO SEEK ENLIGHENMENT……….
Thursday 27th to Sunday 30th October, 2011
IF YOU NEED YOUR ROOM ON WEDNESDAY AND SUNDAY NIGHTS LET TAZ KNOW!
Cost: $1350.00 EXCLUDES AIRFARE
We still have a few places left for Tobago so any late comers can still come onboard, but you must pay in full.
TOBAGO ITINERARY
| DATE | ||
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| Thu 27 Oct | Arrive Tobago: free day…find your enlightenment and meet/mingle with the Surinamese/Bajan/Guyanese Hashers. Lite Dinner provided. | |
| Fri 28 Oct | AM | Morning run set by the Bimbos followed by fun day at Pigeon Point. (entrance fee/drinks/music included) |
| PM | Night: Dinner provided followed by Karaoke Competition. Prizes for Best Performers | |
| Sat 29 Oct | AM | Morning run set by Prick-ah-Possee followed by fun day at Beach. |
| PM | Night: Dinner provided followed by the ‘Monster’ Halloween Ball at Johnstons… Costumes mandatory!! That means you cannot come as yourself ! Prizes for Best Costumes | |
| Sun 30 Oct | AM | Morning Live Run followed by a Farewell Barbeque. RETURN TO JOHNSTONS APPROX. 4:00 P.M. BOOK YOUR RETURN FLIGHT ACCORDINGLY |
Hash Lingo
Virgins take note of the meaning of these signs!!!
- While on the trail CALL “ON ON” when you see bits of shredded paper/flour! It helps those behind/possibly lost hashers.
- “O” – check for the correct trail!
- “X” – you’re on the wrong trail! Go back to the check point and start again.
- “ON PASS” – to pass someone on the trail.
- “ON BACK” – on the wrong trail, you may have reached an “X“….turn back to the check point “O“.
- “On OFF” – you’re off the correct trail.
- When you are almost in you would see: “ON IN” pointing to the correct direction.
- For those who can’t keep up with the ‘3F’s’ (FIT, FAST AND FURIOUS) pack then just go with the ‘3S’s’ (SMART, SLOW AND SAFE) Pack who just let them do all the work.
DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #790
Date: October 15, 2011
Time: 2:00 p.m
Hares: Randall
RunSite: Pepper Village
Directions:TBA
Port of Spain Hash House Harriers (POSH3) 
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