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Trash Run #788

5 Oct

Hash Trash Run 788


HASH MASTER Arthur Seebalack 461-5665 arturo999@live.com
HASH ASS Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436 mumtaz98@hotmail.com
ON-SEC/ HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843 salmakhan_10@hotmail.com
HASH C$SH Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE Nevie Boos 637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES Richard Marlay 351-3694
COMMITTEE Betty Agostini, Ronald Mc Donald, Diane Henderson, Asha Saith
Website Address: http://poshhh.org
788 Sept 17, 2011 Kristi Anne & Co. L’anse Noire L’s Monologue

Line Break - On-On Feet

1547 hours, Saturday 17th September. The run started with a smallish hill to be climbed…. so original. Meanwhile the hash master, with his very muscular and strong body, could NOT make his way up the first hill, so I was forced to respect my elder and drag him (the roti he ate for lunch did not help).
Soon after that rather disturbing event, I noticed that one of the hares was taking pictures. That really wasn’t what made me angry, what upset me was the fact that he didn’t take any pictures of me. Forgetting that unpleasant incident, I noticed that there was river filled with crayfish. To think the odacity of the people on the run, NO one was kind enough to catch the crayfish and make a barbecue.
Normally the hash trash is only about what happened during the hash but I feel the need to tell you that the hashers known as Simon and Nirmala were getting married and didn’t invite the hashers. What’s up with that if it were up to me they would have gotten married right here on the hash. But instead right now as you’re reading the hash trash they are getting married and again didn’t invite us.

During the down downs hash master Mahashma was overthrown by two people (firstly by his assistant hash master and secondly by a past hash master). Immediately after that he got the sacred hash tradition known as the poofta (Duh, Duh, Duh ) for some reason the hash master Mahashma found a way to earn himself the poofta not once but twice while in his current position of power and many, many times before how long will this continue. And to think he is also trying to find a way to give me, L the poofta. I say that he can keep trying.

Now on to more important issues if any of you can figure out who wrote this hash trash will get a special prize. Those of you who already know please don’t rat me out.


Line Break - On-On Feet

Mahashma's Meditations

I am unable to attend today’s Hash because of my son Simons wedding to Nirmala .That’s right I got rid of two in one year. One more to go.For this I was given the poofter shirt once again. I don’t think there has been a Hash Master in the history of hashing who has gotten the poofter shirt so many times. It’s really quite unfair.

So now you have Taz in charge with her side kick the wanna be Hash Master Ash.( May the force preserve you all )!

Karen has resigned from the Committee,we all thank you for the sterling service you have done in the past. Thank you Karen. Also our man from the CIA Mike Hale is being recalled to Langley Virginia. My information tells me he will be placed in California where he will continue to monitor Hash Emails and BBM’s. It was nice having you with us Mike, but I will soon spot your replacement.

Thursday 27th to Sunday 30th October, 2011



We still have a few places left for Tobago so any late comers can still come onboard, but you must pay in full.


Thu 27 Oct   Arrive Tobago: free day…find your enlightenment and meet/mingle with the Surinamese/Bajan/Guyanese Hashers. Lite Dinner provided.
Fri 28 Oct AM Morning run set by the Bimbos followed by fun day at Pigeon Point. (entrance fee/drinks/music included)
PM Night: Dinner provided followed by Karaoke Competition. Prizes for Best Performers
Sat 29 Oct AM Morning run set by Prick-ah-Possee followed by fun day at Beach.
PM Night: Dinner provided  followed by the ‘Monster’ Halloween Ball at Johnstons… Costumes mandatory!! That means you cannot come as yourself !  Prizes for Best Costumes
Sun 30 Oct AM Morning Live Run followed by a Farewell Barbeque. RETURN TO JOHNSTONS APPROX. 4:00 P.M. BOOK YOUR RETURN FLIGHT ACCORDINGLY

Hash Lingo

Virgins take note of the meaning of these signs!!!

  1. While on the trail CALL “ON ON” when you see bits of shredded paper/flour! It helps those behind/possibly lost hashers.
  2. “O” – check for the correct trail!
  3. “X” – you’re on the wrong trail! Go back to the check point and start again.
  4. “ON PASS” – to pass someone on the trail.
  5. “ON BACK” – on the wrong trail, you may have reached an “X“….turn back to the check point “O“.
  6. “On OFF” – you’re off the correct trail.
  7. When you are almost in you would see: “ON IN” pointing to the correct direction.
  8. For those who can’t keep up with the ‘3F’s’ (FIT, FAST AND FURIOUS) pack then just go with the ‘3S’s’ (SMART, SLOW AND SAFE) Pack who just let them do all the work.

Line Break - On-On Feet


Date: October 15, 2011
Time:  2:00 p.m
Hares: Randall
RunSite: Pepper Village



Photo Gallery – Run 788 L’anse Noire G03

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Run Direction Run#788

5 Sep

Run Directions – Run#788 September 17, 2011

RUN #788
DATE September 17, 2011
HARES Kristi Anne & Co.
RUN SITE Virgin Territory – Old Christian Camp Site, L’Anse Noire
DIRECTIONS From Uriah Butler/Churchill Roosevelt Hghway intersection (at Grand Bazaar)

  1. Proceed East (25km) along the extent of the Churchill Roosevelt Hghway, past Arima & exit North (left) at Antigua Road, Wallerfield (last exit to Eastern Main Road)
  2. Proceed North along Antigua Road to Eastern Mn Road. Turn East (right) onto Eastern Mn Road.Proceed East (2km) along Eastern Mn Road to Valencia Junction.
  3. At Valencia Junction take left path and proceed along Valencia Mn Road. (X Other path will take you along Eastern Mn Road to Sangre Grande).
  4. Proceed (12km) along Valencia Mn Road until junction with Toco Mn Road. Turn North-East (left) onto Toco Mn Road.
  5. Proceed (41km) along Toco Mn Road past Matura, Salybia, Balandra, Rampanalgas, Cumana, Toco, and Mission until L’Anse Noire Moravian Primary School in L’Anse Noire.
  6. Proceed short distance ~200yards to abandoned Christian Camp Site opp. cellular site. Parking area on grounds at beachfront. Follow HHH Signs where posted.

Journey Management

Approx drive time from Uriah Butler Intersection, Grand Bazaar: 2hr 30mins. Please exercise caution! Car-pooling is recommended. Designate a driver.

There’s road works along the CRH & usual traffic on EMR heading into Valencia junction, so allocate sufficient time in your journey plan.

Important: Please arrive on time so that all hashers leave as one pack. Late comers should refrain from beginning the run due to the significant risk posed by the Trinidad dense green forests to the lone individual. Also there is the added inconvenience of having to organize a search party for lost hashers. Take note!

Food/ On-On-On

Local food will be on sale at run site. Chicken/ Fish dinners. Home-made Ice-cream on sale also.


Remember the Hash Run is not a race. Have fun!. Enjoy the total experience – the village, people, environment, trail, down-downs and after activities.
On On to L’anse Noire!

L'Anse Noire Landmark

L'Anse Noire Landmark

L'Anse Noire Landmark

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