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| HASH MASTER | Mumtaz Amarali | 625-3617 x29436 | mumtaz98@hotmail.com |
| HASH ASSISTANT | Pradeep Subrian | 678-2372 | psubrian@bluewaterstt.com |
| COMMUNICATIONS MINISTER | Zameer Ali | 678-9172 | u4ria532@hotmail.com |
| FINANCE MINISTER | Lorin Paton | 622-5806 (O) | |
| HARELINE | Salma Khan | 753-8843 | salmakhan_10@hotmail.com |
| SOCIAL DEVELOPMENT MINISTER Arthur Seebalack 461-5665 |
HEALTH MINISTER Tiza Matura 683-4848 |
SPORT & YOUTH DEVELOPMENT MINISTER Martin Griffith 681-9552 |
WORKS & TRANSPORT MINISTER Ashe Holder |
| ARTS & CULTURE MINISTER Janine Winston |
FOREIGN AFFAIRS MINISTER Colin Sorias |
INDEPENDENT SENATOR Betty Agostini |
INDEPENDENT SENATOR Diane Henderson |
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| RUN# | DATE | HARES | SITE | SCRIBE |
| 798 | Jan 07, 2011 | Big Dicks | Matura | Scrivener |
Matura Mis-steps
Maybe we got so used to Reshmi, assassination, curfew, state of emergency and ‘silk’, that we thought government had copyright on ‘mis-steps’. But along come the Big Dicks who show us that they in this mis-steps thing too…………… whey! Like mas’ start in Matura!
First to begin….. was one bad and bumpy road in, looking like them moon pictures with plenty craters and feeling like a construction site with plenty big hole in the ground. The hares must apologise forthwith to all the pregnant women on this run who have now lost their babies. And they choose a turtle-watching option for us, but we didn’t see no turtles …….. was a set-up from the start! Don’t talk about mud in the parking field…. Is a good thing I leave my Porsche home.
Well, the Iron Lady call we, and we thought we got a short sentence……. But it was a long pre-amble by the loquacious Gerry, spokesman for the Big Dicks, a man with less mirth than girth. He lied, as hares so love to and mis-informed the pack of runners on what lay ahead, and we could see they were up to no good; ‘specially when we sniffed out and sensed the likely inebriation of the lot. Gerry’s volume did not disguise; in remorse and guilt about what they had done, the Big Dicks had taken to the bottle! We were being mis-led by alcohol-impaired misfits!
On, on! And the first mis-step was soon to follow…… the pack was mis-directed and deliberately sent to the beach: left, right, front…… no, it was behind, so turn back. Of course, it had to be the opposite direction, just the way we were going before the mis-leading intentions of the Big Dicks came to light.
Soon, it was into the forest….. trekking through the bush, up this incline and down that other, till some congregation of hashers occurred. Must have been what the prized four-legged possessions of Numbnuts and Dave Esdale had been waiting for: spectators and audience…. Dogfight start! Bark and bite, a left and a right, you could so easily see the practiced imitation of their owners by these dogs: aggression, indiscipline, misbehaviour, territorial demands. Come on, Mark and Dave, you must set a better example for your animals!
Leaving the bestiality behind, on-on went the pack, till a check split us left and right …… and whichever way was a disaster! Those who went left, were given an abridged version of the run, so to use an analogy, they got ‘Mary had a little lamb’ instead of the hard-porn they like to look at in ‘Mary had a big Ram’! Well, they cuss for so! And every hare get it good, for giving them short run like a midget trying an Amazon, even the commissioner-in-waiting who was one of the dicks!
And those who went right, meet up hares who looked like they were still drunk and forgot where to find the trail! Nobody could believe it. Loud embarrassment! The pack had to help them, and after a long delay, on-on uphill. But then to find what? One set of screaming start up, so I start looking for stick to beat snake, although I was truly anxious that it may have been caused by Victor exposing his privates to prospective clients for his new business (‘Victor’s services – specialist in house calls.’) It appears, however, that he has no case to answer – this time. It was really all about the bog or swamp-land that we encountered, through which we were forced to wade knee-deep and sometimes deeper, where protection of the crown-jewels became a point of extreme concern. Women and girls screamed in shock and fright, though the jury is still out as to whether this was accounted for by their distress and discomfort in danger, or by the thought of losing their accompanying men folk, complete with crown-jewels, joy and hap-penis. All the same, administer lots of Dettol right up to your next run, in addition to your usual and regular applications of Vaseline. Thankfully the buttress roots of some large trees offered salvation just as many of us lost the will to continue the battle, and resigned ourselves to our swampy fate. Seems the Big Dicks were attracted to this locale because of the big woods, and the big buttress roots which saved us.
How they could be so deluded to ascribe to themselves the title ‘Big Dicks’ in the arena of those huge woods, can be explained only by the alcohol-induced stupor in which they were found!
Then we reach out by the road, and there we viewed collateral damage: Nicole lose she sole….. she shoe sole. I nearly called Gerry to con-sole she, but then I think nah, boy! He go want to go higher than she foot and that go have trouble…… we not going there!
So we reach back and meet the short-cutters who cuss the hares for the short-run, but the drinks were plentiful so everybody get happy; beer, and new drinks now….. vodka and cranberry! Only Mahashma messed up….. the man forget to bring sale chits and moneybox! I don’t know how they managed, but they worked out a plan with a posy and we drink fuh so! It had pan-side too! And flag! Flagman…. and flagwoman! Nevie wave, Audrey wave, Reina wave… you wave?
But it had only one monster girl. What happen Pradeep, you want all the men to fight over one? Bring like you used to bring, nah man! In grap, to satiate the appetite! You forget the name of the run? Is Big Dicks….. your run!
Anyway, thanks for the run, hares, thanks for the music, the food, thanks for the lime….. on, on to Brasso Seco!
From the Office of the Iron Lady (I have got the Power)
Matura – Big Dicks Directions Parking Terrain Run D Lime¶
He is a hasher…. he is true blue…he is a hasher through and through…we sing this song…but we don’t live the song….we are hashers….so regardless how far or close the run is we going….who ever the hares are we still going….we are hashers true and true….
The Matura run was good for three and bad for the rest of us…..but that is hashing you can’t please everybody……I brought meh owe iron (The Steelband Trapolians) they were fabulous.
Welcome Virgins: Liam Matthews, Dawn Rosales, Eris Garcia, Alana Dookhi, Christopher Koo, Tracy Ian, David Bereaux, Andreson Webb, Samuel Elvin
New Shoes: Brian Dookie and Ashe Holder
The poofter was given to Eggy for not doing his part as a hare and for indecent exposure and behavior during the hash lime.
UPCOMING HASH EVENTS
FEBRUARY 18, 2012
Carnival Saturday Run 3.30 pm
followed by Hash Kaiso Competition and Party
(if you are interested in performing advise the Iron Lady A.K.A. Taz)
HASH TRAVEL 2012
GRENADA – APRIL 25 – 29, 2012
THOSE WHO ARE GOING TO
THE INTER-CARIBBEAN HASH
AND NEED ACCOMMODATION
WE STAYING AT THE FLAMBOYANT HOTEL US$115 PER NIGHT PER PERSON (ALL INCLUSIVE FOOD AND DRINKS). LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.
PANAMA – JUNE 6 – 10, 2012
YOU CAN START MAKING PAYMENTS
TO THE IRON LADY
BARBADOS AND ANTIGUA HASH WOULD BE JOINING US….
MARCH 30 – APRIL 1, 2012
MAYARO HASH WEEKEND
RUN AND LIME
we camping on de beach…..bring your tents and sleeping bags proper washroom facilities available
Port of Spain Hash House Harriers (POSH3) 
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