Trash Run 773

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MIS-MANAGEMENT
COMMITTEE
HASH MASTER Arthur Seebalack 461-5665 arturo999@live.com
HASH ASS Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436 mumtaz98@hotmail.com
ON-SEC/ HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843 salmakhan_10@hotmail.com
HASH C$SH Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE Nevie Boos 637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES Richard Marlay 351-3694
COMMITTEE Betty Agostini, Karen Hale, Ronald Mc Donald, Diane Henderson, Asha Saith
Website Address: http://poshhh.org


RUN DETAILS
RUN# DATE HARES SITE SCRIBE
773 March 5, 2011 Betty Portuguese Club Dewey Eyes


Line Break - On-On Feet

That time of the year again. The Hash Calypso Show. The greatest show on earth, as banners all over town proclaim. The air at the Portuguese Club was full of excitement, as the band fine tuned the sound system.Runners were a bit short on the ground but a late arrival by the H.M. meant that by start time the usual Mottley crew were ready to chase down Betty and I have to say a confused Michelle (would she drop the flour in the right place?).

The hash itself was like acting out an old calypso. Follow de big truck. We bounced up the carib music truck twice on Ariapita Ave., and lo and behold what should we find at the beer stop in St. James but the same big truck. Then it was a case of wine on de big truck, as we polished off a couple of cases of beer. The beer must of gone straight to some peoples’ heads , as the majority set off again in the wrong direction following absolutely nothing.

Yours truly led a small pack of elite runners off the correct trail and so through St Mary’s playing trail filled and back to the club, picking up a lot of short cutters on the way. A good run. The beer stop was great. A real Carnival atmosphere that set us up nicely in the main event of the day. The Hash Calypso Show. What a bacchanal.

Line Break - On-On Feet

Mahashma's Meditations

Well I did find a little enlightenment during Carnival Tuesday while meditating in the noon day sun with a scotch and soda in my hand. Yes, sometimes we need a little spirit to enter the realm of spirits. There were lots of spirits in Die Hards. I was listening to a song which to my mind sounded like "When last you take a ride on a donkey" and in fact that is what I was singing. (I last rode a donkey in Jerusalem a long time ago). However, I was informed by someone in the band that I should be singing "When last you take a wine on a town ting". I put it to you that being a Mahashma I have never had a town ting.

The calypso contest is over but as usual the controversies now begin. Some people are taking themselves too seriously and have forgotten we are hashers. In the words of one entry "The hash is a family all ah we is family." Tante Merle has already gone public and says all the Judges tief. Perhaps, she thought she should have won. The Harper Boys started pelting things along with Slim and Gerry and some others. This behavior we can do without and does not belong on the hash. It may seem like fun to them but others got quite upset. Judge Russell Baboolal was accused of bias and favouritism and he promptly left after the results was announced. He felt insulted.

The clear winner was the Great Martin who pulled of a hat trick. Well done Martin. Well, enough said the moving finger having written wants to stop, so the search for enlightenment continues in Arouca.

Oh..oh, I almost forgot our virgins of which we only had one who dared to come in new shoes….welcome to Arjen who we hope to come back. Incredibly, there were no Poofters

Birthday Corner: Randall, Jamison, Hanif, Dooks, Susan Hale and more to come…………..

ABSOLUTELY NO CREDIT AT THE BAR!!

Line Break - On-On Feet

DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #775

Date:02 April, 2011

Time:  3:30 p.m

Hares: Beerly AudBle

RunSite: Cumana

Directions:

From Uriah Butler/Churchill Roosevelt Highway intersection (at Grand Bazaar)

  1. Proceed East (25km) along the extent of the Churchill Roosevelt Highway, past Arima & exit North (left) at Antigua Road, Wallerfield (last exit to Eastern Main Road)
  2. Proceed North along Antigua Road to Eastern Mn Road. Turn East (right) onto Eastern Mn Road.
  3. Proceed East along Eastern Mn Road to Valencia Junction.
  4. At Valencia Junction take left path and proceed along Valencia Mn Road.
  5. Proceed (12km) along Valencia Mn Road until junction with Toco Mn Road. Turn North-East (left) onto Toco Mn Road.
  6. Proceed (30km) along Toco Mn Road past Matura, Salybia, Balandra, and Rampanalgas until Cumana Outreach Health Center at corner of Toco Mn Road & Anglais Road.
  7. Proceed (1km) past Cumana Outreach Health Center along Toco Mn Road, to Cumana Depot Road on right (beach side).
  8. Turn right onto Cumana Depot Road . Follow road to beach. Parking area/ Run site on beachfront. Follow HHH Signs. Food on sale after run.

RECEDING HARELINE

2011

RUN # DATE HARES SITE
775 April 2, 2011 Beerly Audble Cumana
776 April 16, 2011 Mountain Goats North Coast
777 April 30, 2011 Marlon Newallo Mission, Toco
778 May 14, 2011 Lorin Paton/David Jamieson/Betty Agostini Reewat Memorial Run Ravine Sable
779 May 28, 2011 East Infection Indian Arrival Weekend
780 June 11, 2011 The Three Wongs (David, Zachery, Zane) Tamana
  June 23 – 26 Overseas Hash Barbados
781 June 25, 2011 Chris Valdez  
782 July 9, 2011 The Posh Gran Couva
783 July 23, 2011 The Bush Whackers
784 August 6, 2011 Ivan Charles
785 August 20, 2011 Brian Dookie Anniversary Run
786 September 3 2011 Roger  
787 September 17 2011 Derek De Freitas  
788 October 1 2011 Allister Martin/Simon Wescott/Nathalie  
789 October 15 2011 Randall (Lall) Lyon  
790 October 29 2011 The Bimbos Tobago
791 November 12 2011 Kieron Alleyne  
792 November 26 2011 Central Posse  
793 December 10 2011 Hash Masters Run Christmas Party
794 December 24 2011 Taz/ Ashe  

2011 OVERSEAS HASH

On on to the land of the flying fish……BARBADOS. Come let’s join our fellow Bajan Hashers on June 23rd to 26th, 2011.It is easier all round if everyone book their own ticket online. It turns out cheaper if you book for yourselves. We all have computers. Please try for the 8:00 am flight. The group rate at the hotel (ROSTREVOR APTS. at ST. LAWRENCE GAP) you can only get via the Hash.

Superior Ocean Front Studio   $1932 per person.
Two Bedroom Ocean Front     $1596 per person.
One Bedroom Ocean Front      $1122 per person.
Studio Ocean Front Double      $1331 per person.
Standard Pool Deck                 $1452 per person

Free entertainment provided by our very own Hashers.

Itinerary

Thursday 23rd June:   Live night run
Friday 24th June:       Hash & Beach Lime
Saturday 25th June:   Hash set by Bajans (BH3)
Sunday 26th June:     Morning free to mil around; do what pleases you.
                                                                                                                                        
TAKING NOW MINIMUM DEPOSITS OF $1,000…………….…………….
GIVE DEPOSITS TO HASH MASTER (MAHASHMA) OR TAZ…………..

 

Run Directions Run#775

Run Directions – Run#775 April 02, 2011

RUN DIRECTIONS

RUN #775
DATE April 02, 2011
HARES BeerlyAudBle
RUN SITE Cumana
TIME 3:30PM
MAP Run Site Map Run 775
DIRECTIONS

From Uriah Butler/Churchill Roosevelt Hghway intersection (at Grand Bazaar)

  1. Proceed East (25km) along the extent of the Churchill Roosevelt Hghway, past Arima & exit North (left) at Antigua Road, Wallerfield (last exit to Eastern Main Road)
  2. Proceed North along Antigua Road to Eastern Mn Road. Turn East (right) onto Eastern Mn Road.
    Proceed East along Eastern Mn Road (km) to Valencia Junction.
  3. At Valencia Junction take left path and proceed along Valencia Mn Road. (X Other path will take you along Eastern Mn Road to Sangre Grande).
  4. Proceed (12km) along Valencia Mn Road until junction with Toco Mn Road. Turn North-East (left) onto Toco Mn Road.
  5. Proceed (30km) along Toco Mn Road past Matura, Salybia, Balandra, and Rampanalgas until Cumana Outreach Health Center at corner of Anglais Road & Toco Mn Road.
  6. Proceed (1km) past Cumana town centre (NP Gas Station, Frank Chinee shop) along Toco Mn Road, to Cumana Depot Road on right (beach side).
  7. Turn right onto Cumana Depot Road (Church at corner). Follow road to beach. Parking area/ Run site on beachfront. Follow HHH Signs.

Journey Management
Approx drive time from Uriah Butler Intersection, Grand Bazaar: 2hr 15mins
There’s road works along the CRH at Arima & usual traffic on EMR heading into Valencia junction, so allocate sufficient time in your journey plan.

UPDATE: In order we start the run promptly…please note:
Roadworks on CRH at ~Demerara Rd, and the all too familiar annoying backup heading into Valencia Junction…We suggest leave Port of Spain by 12:30pm or earlier!.

Important: We won’t allow anyone to begin the run after the pack has left.

Safety
There are some areas along the Toco Mn Road where the road has collapsed/ being repaired. Please exercise caution! Car-pooling is recommended. Designate a driver.

Shuttle Transport
Those interested in a maxi-taxi shuttle from Port of Spain please express your interest on form below. Once there are sufficient numbers, cost & pick-up/ drop-off info will be relayed via usual shuttle posse.

Food
Local food will be on sale at run site.

On-On-On
Feel free to remain and lime/ party with the BeerlyAudBle crew. Music by DJ Richie. Campers are welcome.

  Toco Main Rd to Cumana Depot Road
  Cumana Fishing Depot Parking area & Run site



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Hash Kaiso Competition 2011 – Results

Hash Kaiso 2011 Results



Position Artiste Sobriquet Song
1 Martin Griffith Tall and Dark and Have Some Running No Loving
2 Curtis and Reed Harper Harper Men On Back
3 Mark Hutchinson Cappy Hash Heroes and Ole Talk
4 Christine Lyon Loose Woman Toti Doti Wine
5 Barbara Paton Tanti Merle I Apologize
6 Mumtaz Amarali Cheerbaby Celebrating 27 years of hashing
7 Dave Jaimeson Lord Help Us The Lie
8 Tosca James Mighty Old Clothes Side Effects
9 Asha Saith The Very Off Key Ode to the Hash Master

Run Directions Run#774

Run Directions – Run#774 March 19, 2011

RUN DIRECTIONS

RUN #774
DATE March 19, 2011
HARES Nevi Boos
RUN SITE Arouca
TIME 3:30PM
MAP Run Site Map Run 773
DIRECTIONS Heading East on Churchill Roosevelt Highway turn left on Golden Grove Road by Bhagwansing’s Hardware and drive North to Eastern Main Road. Turn right (East) and go past Lopinot turnoff on left and drive till you cross the Public Bus Route. Immediately turn off left on the Arima Old Road (HHH sign) and drive for approx. 1 1/4 miles, turn left (North) by the new development (HHH sign) and head up hill for about 1/2 mile to run site at house on right. SIGNS WILL BE POSTED ON MAJOR INTERSECTIONS AS INDICATED.

Trash Run 772

Hash Trash Run 772

POSHHH Banner
MIS-MANAGEMENT
COMMITTEE
HASH MASTER Arthur Seebalack 461-5665 arturo999@live.com
HASH ASS Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436 mumtaz98@hotmail.com
ON-SEC/ HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843 salmakhan_10@hotmail.com
HASH C$SH Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE Nevie Boos 637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES Richard Marlay 351-3694
COMMITTEE Betty Agostini, Karen Hale, Ronald Mc Donald, Diane Henderson, Asha Saith
Website Address: http://poshhh.org


RUN DETAILS
RUN# DATE HARES SITE SCRIBE
772 February 19, 2011 Uncle Ray/Nick/Darin El Zorro Trace macsan


Line Break - On-On Feet

Another trip to the North Coast. Great I thought!! More sun, sand and sea. Well it wasn’t quite like that. Those three elements were never ever visible. Darren and Co. served up an "old time hash." Plenty rain, plenty mud, plenty hills. It was raining at the start, and all the way through the hash and was still raining for the down down. Even the usual "eye tonic" was not visible. It was all covered in mud.

After a very long ascent up a hill that seemed never ending, we would then have to navigate through narrow muddy ridges flanked by some slightly perilous descents which included assistance with ropes. My companion for a while, a salty yachtie from Chaguaramas took a very bad fall, and finished up lying flat out with his head pointing down a very steep hill. The only thing that saved him from a very quick descent downhill was that his foot got caught in a rope that was meant to be handled by his other limbs. He kept insisting that he was all right, and with his intrepid ski /walking stick, coupled with some other assistance, he managed to become upright. On seeing the rope he sighed "What’s that f***ing rope doing there?" A typical mariner, they managed to stay on their feet in terrible sea conditions, but on terra firma cannot stay upright. After he had recovered from his gymnastics, we exchanged information on the different parts of the world we had hashed in. He insisted that the El Zorro Trace hash was a comparatively easy one, and that the toughest and hardest hash he had ever done was in Madeira. So there is a warning- Don’t bother going hashing in Madeira!!

It was a good hash, a great work out for the seventy or so hashers. Clearly the hares had put in alot of work, and it would have been an even better experience if the rain had accorded the dry season some more respect. A quick few beers and I headed home to dry out, and thankfully, with no police stops. On- On to the next hash.

Line Break - On-On Feet

Mahashma's Meditations

Right now in the country there is alot of debate about hanging. It is a good thing we don’t hang poofters on the hash as they do in some countries. (I am an abolitionist). If we did we would have hanged the wrong man and I would now have to issue a posthumous pardon in the name of Wahid.

Further investigations showed the culprit who screwed up the start of the hash was our man from the CIA Mike Hale. He should have been poofter but he lied his way out. It appears the CIA has been keeping a close eye on the hash for many years now starting with R.H. then A.H. and now M.H. Very suspicious indeed, can’t fool me.
More will be revealed in future.
So I officially pardon Wahid.

Welcome to all the virgins who stayed and braved the rain. Hope to see you all again.
Virgins: Gary, Ken, Allison, John, Corinthia, Marcus, Lee, Reisa, Tinneal

Well done Hares not bad for a bunch of old codgers. Next time walk with more rope.

Barbados : I have only a few rooms left for Barbados so if you are interested book your flights and let me or Taz have your deposits now.

Birthdays: Hanif, Jamison, Randall and everyone else.

ABSOLUTELY NO CREDIT AT THE BAR!!

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DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #774

Date:19th March, 2011

Time:  3:30 p.m

Hares: Nevi Boos

RunSite: Arouca

Directions:

Heading East on Churchill Roosevelt Highway turn left on Golden Grove Road by Bhagwansing’s Hardware and drive North to Eastern Main Road. Turn right (East) and go past Lopinot turnoff on left and drive till you cross the Public Bus Route. Immediately turn off left on the Arima Old Road (HHH sign) and drive for approx. 1 1/4 miles, turn left (North) by the new development (HHH sign) and head up hill for about 1/2 mile to run site at house on right. SIGNS WILL BE POSTED ON MAJOR INTERSECTIONS AS INDICATED.

RECEDING HARELINE

2011

RUN # DATE HARES SITE
773 March 5, 2011 Betty Agostini Carnival Hash: Calypso Competition, Portuguese Club
774 March 19, 2011 Nevi Boos Arouca
775 April 2, 2011 Beerly Audble Cumana
776 April 16, 2011 Mountain Goats North Coast
777 April 30, 2011 Marlon Newallo
778 May 14, 2011 Lorin Paton/David Jamieson/Betty Agostini Reewat Memorial Run
779 May 28, 2011 East Infection Indian Arrival Weekend
780 June 11, 2011 The Three Wongs (David, Zachery, Zane)
  June 23 – 26 Overseas Hash Barbados
781 June 25, 2011 Chris Valdez  
782 July 9, 2011 The Posh Gran Couva
783 July 23, 2011 The Bush Whackers
784 August 6, 2011 Ivan Charles
785 August 20, 2011 Brian Dookie Anniversary Run
786 September 3 2011 Roger  
787 September 17 2011 Derek De Freitas  
788 October 1 2011 Allister Martin/Simon Wescott/Nathalie  
789 October 15 2011 Randall (Lall) Lyon  
790 October 29 2011 The Bimbos Tobago
791 November 12 2011 Kieron Alleyne  
792 November 26 2011 Central Posse  
793 December 10 2011 Hash Masters Run Christmas Party
794 December 24 2011 Taz/ Ashe  

2011 OVERSEAS HASH

On on to the land of the flying fish……BARBADOS. Come let’s join our fellow Bajan Hashers on June 23rd to 26th, 2011.It is easier all round if everyone book their own ticket online. It turns out cheaper if you book for yourselves. We all have computers. Please try for the 8:00 am flight. The group rate at the hotel (ROSTREVOR APTS. at ST. LAWRENCE GAP) you can only get via the Hash.

Superior Ocean Front Studio   $1932 per person.
Two Bedroom Ocean Front     $1596 per person.
One Bedroom Ocean Front      $1122 per person.
Studio Ocean Front Double      $1331 per person.
Standard Pool Deck                 $1452 per person

Free entertainment provided by our very own Hashers.

Itinerary

Thursday 23rd June:   Live night run
Friday 24th June:       Hash & Beach Lime
Saturday 25th June:   Hash set by Bajans (BH3)
Sunday 26th June:     Morning free to mil around; do what pleases you.
                                                                                                                                        
TAKING NOW MINIMUM DEPOSITS OF $1,000…………….…………….
GIVE DEPOSITS TO HASH MASTER (MAHASHMA) OR TAZ…………..