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Trash Run #802

21 Mar

Web Address: https://posh3.wordpress.com

MIS-MANAGEMENT MINISTERS                        

Hash Master/Iron Lady: Mumtaz Amarali – 625-3617 ext 29436 (O) 478-6799    email address: mumtaz98@hotmail.com

Assistant Hash Master: Pradeep Subrian – 678-2372                                         email address:  psubrian@bluewaterstt.com       

Finance Minister:Lorin Paton – 622-5806 (0)

Communications Minister:Zameer Ali –    678-9172                                           email address:u4ria532@hotmail.com

Social Development Minister:Arthur Seebalack – 461-5665                               Arts & Culture Minister:Janine Winston

Health Minister:Tiza Matura – 683-4848                                                                 Foreign Affairs Minister:Colin Sorias

Sport & Youth Development Minister:Martin Griffith – 681-9552                   Works & Transport Minister: Ashe Holder

Independent Senators : Betty Agostini and Diane Henderson

Hairline Salma Khan – 753-8843                                                                       email address: salmakhan_10@hotmail.com


RUN: #802                SCRIBE: Mr Speaker            RUN SITE: Tacariga

DATE: March 3, 2012      HARES: Marlon Newallo, Sahadeo, Victor Smith and Eggy

This was the weekend when the Vote of No Confidence against the Iron Lady was the main item on the country’s agenda and it had created widespread national interest. However, before the motion was to be dealt with, she called all the faithful to a walkabout in the Tacarigua Constituency. This was to gather popular support as she sought to defeat the motion against her.

The crowds were there in their numbers and we all expected a sea of yellow jerseys.  However, the four main supporters (she called them hares) who were to spearhead the walkabout were wearing white jerseys and this seemed curious especially as one was known to be a COP.

And so at the appointed hour, the crowd set off on the walkabout. It soon became apparent that this regime did not know what they were about – No sense of direction – ever so often they were losing their way and had to turn back and the people were becoming frustrated. Talk about missteps! At some stages, the walkabout truly reflected life in the country – a long uphill struggle. For some, the river presented an opportunity to ease their daily frustration with WASA as they gleefully had a bath. The roads that were traversed during the walkabout were in a deplorable condition and the Minister of Works was strangely silent. Eventually everyone made their way back from the walkabout.

No sooner had they returned, the supporters got down to the eats and drinks that were available for consumption. Clearly, the rum and roti politics is still with us.

The time was approaching for the motion to be dealt with by the House. This was when the Hon.Ashe, Minister of Works was caught trying to set up the Speaker. However, he is in the Iron Lady’s good books and so he escaped being sent before the Privileges Committee.  Arguments started flying left and right, for and against the motion. The Iron Lady called on all the visitors to come forward and show themselves (she called them virgins) and she said that this was clear evidence of the good work being done by her Minister of Tourism. The Opposition pointed to the fact that things had become so tough in the land that some of the Iron Lady’s supporters were barefooted on the walkabout as they could not afford to buy shoes. The Iron Lady was criticized over her published itinerary of overseas trips to International Hash Conferences in Grenada in April and Panama in June –they say “like she always on a plane.” Meanwhile, an old has been politician named Nevie sat alongside the Iron Lady throughout the proceedings and she explained that she doesn’t like to be too far from Booze.

Word went around that Calder Hart was present and the Iron Lady initiated steps to have him apprehended but it turned out that it was an old hasher from Barbados and he is called Hart. She tried to save face by commending him for buying his new sneakers in T&T and so helping out the local economy.  As expected, the spectre of corruption reared its ugly head as the Member for the Toco Constituency was accused of having individuals set a hash in the Tacarigua Constituency and he simply used his vast resources to buy it over. It was also reported to the Speaker that there was an altercation between two individuals in the vicinity of the proceedings and someone named Griffith was overheard saying that he could take on cocks at any time. Many were surprised at this and the Speaker promised an investigation into the matter.

Lee was most present walking around speaking to anyone who would listen but no one got into a Row with him – how could this motion ever succeed ?

At the end of it all, the Iron Lady stood tall (if that is really possible?) stating that notwithstanding the assortment of Mismanagement Ministers, her partnership was strong and she reiterated her earlier pronouncement that the motion was frivolous, vexatious and without substance. She asserted in no uncertain terms that in her administration, Ashe worth Jack and he will maintain his position which will always be on TOP.

Dishonourable Members, the House now stands adjourned to Arima on March 17 2012.

P.S.  A number of the young female members did catch the Speaker’s eye but it    appeared that they did not wish to speak.

The Speaker also reported not hearing anyone “beg to move” but before he knew it, members had moved to the constituency office at Lance Bar.


From the Office of the Iron Lady (I have got the Power)

Partnerships and mergers that was run #802 in Tacarigua, Marlon who always sets runs in Toco decided to join forces with Victor from Tacarigua and set the run in that area, even though we were at that run site last year the run was up to the hash standards, it was set by men.

New Shoes: Roger Hart

Poofter: Marlon Newallo (hare) for calling Victor and asking him to orgainse the run and having him  do all the work and only showing up on the day of the run .

Welcome Virgins: Nikola Nothnagel, Georgia Fojo, Ryan Joseph, Thao Joseph, Zoe Klasmeyer, Vijay Mahabir, Nikhil Maharaj, Richard Abraham, Stephanie Ramkissoon, Roger Singh, Karina Sadal, Ibrihim Gittens, Ainsley Cato, Dionne Snaggs, Dr Hema, Dr T. Ganesh, Revath Ganesh, Gert Breur, Marlon Boucaud, Janina Boettel, Lisa Lucles


 Date: 31st March, 2012                                                       Time: 3:30p.m.  

Hares: Hash Master & The Undertakers                            Run Site: Mayaro

Drive through Valencia, Sangre Grande, Manzallina to Mayaro take a right on the T junction over the hill to the market, take a left at the market and drive approximately 2-3 miles to Off-shore Bar taking a left at the bar drive straight to the T junction taking a left then a right at the next T junction to the run site. Look for HHH sighs by Off-Shore Bar.



GRENADA – APRIL 25 – 29, 2012

PANAMA – JUNE 6 – 10, 2012 (check taz for info and payment details)

MARCH 30 – APRIL 1, 2012


We are overnighting, we have a beach house (limited beds available), you can also walk with your camping bags and tents if you are sleeping out doors. Proper washroom facilities available.
Kitchen facilities and outdoor grill available for cooking. (check taz for more info)

2012 Hareline

Trash Run 799

13 Feb

Trash Run 799 – Brasso Seco

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Trash Run #786

5 Sep

Hash Trash Run 786


HASH MASTER Arthur Seebalack 461-5665 arturo999@live.com
HASH ASS Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436 mumtaz98@hotmail.com
ON-SEC/ HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843 salmakhan_10@hotmail.com
HASH C$SH Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE Nevie Boos 637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES Richard Marlay 351-3694
COMMITTEE Betty Agostini, Karen Hale-Jackson, Ronald Mc Donald, Diane Henderson, Asha Saith
Website Address: http://poshhh.org
786 Aug 20, 2011 Victor Smith, Haydn Als North Post, Diego Martin Harperman 2

Line Break - On-On Feet

I arrived with my passengers in tow. Drove down a narrow road which descended to an area I have never seen before. Saw the ocean on my right and what looked to me to be a sub-station of some sort on my left. At this time I was ready to run as I haven’t ran in a few weeks due to injury, So I was rearing to get into it. But apparently, the “getting into it” part was going to be difficult as parking was at a premium. But, I have a very small SUV(Suzuki Swift) so I wasn’t worried and one of my passengers (Harperman) scouted a parking spot fit for me.

This hash had quite a big turnout, the bar was setup in a good area. People were laughing and it was time to go! After the instructions were read it was “On On!!” The pack went down the hill….I was doing my pre-run preparations…..stretching….looking at the ladies as they passed by……heckling Doon about his slow running style……asking Taz where Ache……reminding Ache that I brought the rum for us to drink and letting Mahashma know that I am here to run. So I have now started my trot……”On Back!!!” Hmmmm……I guess I will run into the forest as I see some paper…..”On Back!!” With now a steupssss I proceeded to run back to the “facility” I am now striding getting into my “where is Harperman!!??” Mode…..”On Back!!” AGAIN!! We eh start no running yet and iz three X we find! Well now I looking for trail…..I ran the way we drove in to hear a faint “On On” in the opposite direction…..with fear of another X I just kept going a bit till it was confirmed we were on…..by the spot I parked!! Now the area was so narrow that we can only go down one at a time…..and because I went on a wild goose chase I was late. So I had to stand and wait for this procession to go down the narrow pathway! At this time I am sweating and waiting patiently saying in my mind….”Harperman and Doon done gone already, to catch them will be a task!” So I did what any hasher would do in this situation…..went to the bar and ordered a “STIFF” rum and coke! After all….if I am going to wait…..lemme do it in style! So in the 15th minute and two rum and cokes later I am now going down this hill saying to myself…..I will overtake where I can and catch Harperman and Dune! But I was caught basically behind the walkers it became a walk and talk session. Overtook some people….but it was a little slippery and muddy so hard running wasn’t an option as the trails were too narrow for me to really stretch my legs. After coming down the first hill I stretched past a few people and then came to a point where I was running alone, made one check, it was another X….steupsed to myself cause I knew I should have gone the other way, but I think I just wanted to run. Ran past the some people congregating awkwardly and asked, “Is this a beer stop, rum stop or a water stop!!??” Got no answer so I kept moving. A few more turns uphill I saw another group gathered. At this time I am assuming that this is a beer stop, a rum stop or some kind of water stop cause more people are gathered, but apparently they were catching their breaths. This would be a solid 30mins into the hash. At the top of the hill was…….and I still couldn’t believe it….the On In!!! Already!!! At this time I said to myself, “Harperman and Doon must be drinking beers already….I am late!!” Ran in…..and proceeded to rehydrate with an ice cold Stag! Then Shawna came in begging for a breath, which I couldn’t spare. But unfortunately, it was the beginnings of an asthma attack and she didn’t have an inhaler. I made announcements looking for an inhaler but no one had. This meant that we had to take her for either an inhaler or emergency assistance. It ended up she needed both, so I wasn’t present for down-downs, but happy to report that Shawna is well and will be present at the next hash with her inhaler!! I would like to nominate Shawna for Poofter at the next hash……for leaving home without an inhaler and making me miss Down-Downs! According to Allan…..I could have received a free beer!!!

Line Break - On-On Feet

Mahashma's Meditations


Once again kindly pay your deposits to me or Taz , and everyone must be in a Halloween costume


Thursday 27th to Sunday 30th October, 2011

Cost: $1350.00

Come and seek enlightenment in Tobago and meet the Surinamese/Bajans/Guyanese Hashers who would be joining Mahashma in Tobago .


Cost includes: Accommodation (Quad Occupancy) /3 dinners/Pigeon Point plus drinks, entrance fee & music/Boat trip at No-Man’s Land plus lunch ……………….



Thursday 27th Oct. – Arrive Tobago : free day…find your enlightenment and meet/mingle with the

Surinamese/Bajan/Guyanese Hashers. Lite Dinner provided.

Friday 28th Oct. – A.M.: Morning run set by the Bimbos followed by fun day at Pigeon Point

(entrance fee/drinks/music included).

– P.M.: Night: Dinner provided followed by Karaoke Competition ………..

Prizes for Best Performers.

Sat. 29th Oct. – A.M.: Morning run set by Prick-ah-Possee followed by fun day at Beach

– P.M.: Night: Dinner provided followed by the ‘Monster’ Halloween Ball at Johnstons… Costumes mandatory!! That means you cannot come as yourself ! Prize for Best Costumes.

Sun. 30th Oct. – A.M.: Morning Live Run followed by a Lime at No Man’s Land. Lunch included. RETURN TO JOHNSTONS APPROX. 4:00 P.M………….



Hash Lingo

Virgins take note of the meaning of these signs!!!

  1. While on the trail CALL “ON ON” when you see bits of shredded paper/flour! It helps those behind/possibly lost hashers.
  2. “O” – check for the correct trail!
  3. “X” – you’re on the wrong trail! Go back to the check point and start again.
  4. “ON PASS” – to pass someone on the trail.
  5. “ON BACK” – on the wrong trail, you may have reached an “X“….turn back to the check point “O“.
  6. “On OFF” – you’re off the correct trail.
  7. When you are almost in you would see: “ON IN” pointing to the correct direction.
  8. For those who can’t keep up with the ‘3F’s’ (FIT, FAST AND FURIOUS) pack then just go with the ‘3S’s’ (SMART, SLOW AND SAFE) Pack who just let them do all the work.

Line Break - On-On Feet


Date: September 17, 2011

Time:  2:00 p.m

Hares: Kristi-Anne & Co.

RunSite: L’anse Noire


From Uriah Butler/Churchill Roosevelt Hghway intersection (at Grand Bazaar)

  1. Proceed East (25km) along the extent of the Churchill Roosevelt Hghway, past Arima & exit North (left) at Antigua Road, Wallerfield (last exit to Eastern Main Road)
  2. Proceed North along Antigua Road to Eastern Mn Road. Turn East (right) onto Eastern Mn Road.

    Proceed East (2km) along Eastern Mn Road to Valencia Junction.

  3. At Valencia Junction take left path and proceed along Valencia Mn Road. (X Other path will take you along Eastern Mn Road to Sangre Grande).
  4. Proceed (12km) along Valencia Mn Road until junction with Toco Mn Road. Turn North-East (left) onto Toco Mn Road.
  5. Proceed (41km) along Toco Mn Road past Matura, Salybia, Balandra, Rampanalgas, Cumana, Toco, and Mission until L’Anse Noire Moravian Primary School in L’Anse Noire.
  6. Proceed short distance ~200yards to abandoned Christian Camp Site opp. cellular site. Parking area on grounds at beachfront. Follow HHH Signs where posted.

Journey Management

Approx drive time from Uriah Butler Intersection, Grand Bazaar: 2hr 30mins. Please exercise caution! Car-pooling is recommended. Designate a driver.

There’s road works along the CRH & usual traffic on EMR heading into Valencia junction, so allocate sufficient time in your journey plan.

Important: Please arrive on time so that all hashers leave as one pack. Late comers should refrain from beginning the run due to the significant risk posed by the Trinidad dense green forests to the lone individual. Also there is the added inconvenience of having to organize a search party for lost hashers. Take note!

Food/ On-On-On

Local food will be on sale at run site. Chicken/ Fish dinners. Home-made Ice-cream on sale also.


Remember the Hash Run is not a race. Have fun!. Enjoy the total experience – the village, people, environment, trail, down-downs and after activities.

On On to L’anse Noire!



Run Directions Run#786

8 Aug

Run Directions – Run#786 August 20, 2011

RUN #786
DATE August 20, 2011
HARES Haydn & Victor
RUN SITE North Post Road, Diego Martin
DIRECTIONS Drive West from Port-of-Spain into Diego Martin, going past West Shore Hospital , Starlite Shopping Plaza and Four Rds. Police Station. Drive onto the Crystal Stream Highway to Diamond Vale and Blue Range Residential Areas. At the end of this highway, turn right to St Lucien Rd. , then left to Blue Range and Blue Basin Area. Follow the road ahead, until the T-junction at the end. Turn right and follow the road to North Post, until reaching Patna Village Recreation Ground. Look for HHH signs on this last stretch.
Updated Directions (H.Als 08/17): Final Direction to Run Site (run # 786) on 20th August, 2011: Up North post Road from Patna Village playfield, to the side of TSTT compound in the Pine Tree Park. Follow HHH signs. Choice food on sale! Curry Crab and dumplings; Stewed fish and provisions; vegetable rice and salad with baked chicken; vegetarian plate. Good food, best view, yuh better come!

Run Directions Run #777

17 Apr

Run Directions – Run#777 April 30, 2011


RUN #777
DATE April 30, 2011
HARES Marlon Newallo/ Victor
RUN SITE Mission Beach, Toco

Drive to Toco. Continue west through the village of Toco. A few minutes outside of downtown Toco, shortly after you pass the Fishing Depot on your right, and immediately as you pass the T&TEC substation on your left, you will meet Mission Beach. If you reach Sans Souci, Grand Riviere or Matelot, then you’ve gone too far. This drive will take a minimum of 2 hours from POS.

GPS Co-ordinates
Latitude: 10°50’0.63"N
Longitude: 60°57’3.66"W