Hash Trash Run 771
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| MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE |
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| HASH MASTER | Arthur Seebalack | 461-5665 | arturo999@live.com |
| HASH ASS | Mumtaz Amarali | 625-3617 x29436 | mumtaz98@hotmail.com |
| ON-SEC/ HARELINE | Salma Khan | 753-8843 | salmakhan_10@hotmail.com |
| HASH C$SH | Lorin Paton | 622-5806 (O) | |
| HASH BOOZE | Nevie Boos | 637-3033 (H) | |
| HASH SOFTIES | Richard Marlay | 351-3694 | |
| COMMITTEE | Betty Agostini, Karen Hale, Ronald Mc Donald, Diane Henderson, Asha Saith | ||
| Website Address: http://poshhh.org | |||
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| RUN# | DATE | HARES | SITE | SCRIBE |
| 771 | February 5, 2011 | Doon/Lisa/Kyle/Paul/Kern | Spring Bridge, Blanchisseuse | Cappy |
SATURDAY MORNING 11:00.AM……….JUST GOT UP AND MY HEAD HURTS FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE OR WAS IT FROM ALL THOSE KARAOKE SINGERS.
FEET, CALVES, THIGHS, AND ALL OVER BODY PAINS FROM THE RUN THE NIGHT BEFORE AND THE LIME LATER.
I REALLY DIDN’T BELIEVE I WOULD HAVE TO DRIVE AUDREY AND AIKENHEAD TO THE HASH BUT THEY INSISTED.
The drive itself was like a hash. We finally got to the hash site to see a very large turnout. I thought with all the rain and mud with the hills the back pack was in for some punishment.
We gathered for the normal hash instructions from Doon and off went…..ON ON!! I decided to walk since my feet were killing me but I couldn’t take the heckling from Audrey and all that jostling in the back. It’s brutal in the walkers pack in case you did not know. (Try it sometime at your own peril).
Off we ran down to the sea followed by a false trail and the back was now in front, much to the chagrin of the front runners. More pushing and pulling and jostling for position.
Eventually my legs cooperated as I was feeling better and I started to run without any respect from the front runners for an elder statesman. Some of them can be downright humourless. It’s trample or be trampled in their need for bragging rights of who passed who.
Finding ourselves very close to our run site but on the opposite side of the river we wound our way along the river banks finally running in and out of the river bed. Filling my shoes with sand and gravel…
The hares did an excellent job of keeping the pack together, so good as to get the front runners pissed off with their excellent checks, which demoted a lot of them to the back.
I was enjoying myself immensely when I came upon the dreaded hills, a monster of a hill. I slipped and fell a couple of times and had to take a breather since my heart was beating like a base man in meh head.
Oh!! Did I mention that I passed a couple of front runners…. Well not quite..they passed me!!!
Well at last we got to the top and was rewarded with a fantastic view although by this time I just wanted to vomit!!
Soon after, I found a road leading down and I found a short cut in to the run site. That was it for me.
I later overheard two you “whipper snappers” who were racing in arguing about which one of them won the race. I just quietly told myself the hash is not a race …and that is my story and I am sticking to it!!
Clearly they had not been out carousing the night before!
As the runners came in and we settled into the usual banter and beers. The elixir of life!!
HASH BANTER!!
Betty Boobs was overheard complaining about being kept back by the back pack on the hill…ehhhh…. BITE ME!!!
AMAZINGLY NO POOFTERS ON THIS RUN!!
MAHASHMA WAS THE ONLY NOMINEE FOR THE HENIOUS CRIME OF CARNIVAL CRUISE FIASCO!!
ROAD BLOCK…. SPEAK TO SLIPPERY MOSS,…THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AN UP-TO-DATE INSURANCE AND GOOD FRIENDS TO DROP YOU HOME……………ON ON!!
27TH ANNIVERSARY RUN
DATE: Friday 4th February, 2011
VENUE: La Casa de Ibiza, Tragarete Road
SCRIBE: Cappy
The hash assembled like most hashes but what scared me was the line up…ONLY RUNNING MACHINES.
ASHE AND MIKE HALE GOT THE USUAL 5 MINUTES. It took off down to ONE WOODBROOK PLACE winded its way to ARIAPITA AVE………
Thank God Michelle asked and got the location of the next beer stop and was told Corkies!!!! and we decided to make a bee line for it. That by itself was punishing enough, the other hashers headed up to St. Clair Ave.
When we arrived at the first bar stop we saw Zam smiling sheepishly along with Eric sitting in his van which was not being used as a support vehicle. He had retired it early for the evening to get a head start with the liming.
With miles of running ahead of me, soon enough up came Richard Hart , Dave Aitkenhead, Harper, and the rest of the motley crew.
We were off again and spotted the hares heading into Maraval, NAAAH !!!!!! MADNESS!! What does a hasher of my experience do?? I took a short cut in the direction of Long Circular Mall……… This is when I questioned my logic… “who tell me I could run with these buggers I could have stayed by the bar and had some cold brewskies with Randal and Christine.””
I struggled my way past Ambassador Hotel as the hasher zig zagged their way through Maraval, and raced to the next Beer Stop in St. James. Not me I headed back, since that was far enough for me……. Marlay had long dropped out, when I saw Michelle in Eric’s van. I struggled my way in.
The others got in sometime later with everyone exhausted and complaining that the run was way too long, but still tried to keep up Macho appearances. I am sure in their minds there was the thought of the following day’s hash being set by Doon.
Behind the smiles was pain, even Nico and Aitkenhead had their turn at short cuts. After discussions about the run, the run turned out to be 7 miles and fast!!! After the usual de brief and back slapping we headed into the bar.
The meltdown into Madness started with Christine opening with her rendition on the Karaoke microphone. The melody forgotten but the madness was in high gear.
In attendance was THE HALE SISTERS, AHSA, BETTY, THE MC GEE’S
And so many more best forgotten.. I mean their repertoires!!!
Not surprisingly Martin by nigt anointed himself MC.. ..and the festivities began.
Betty sang……….Asha sang
Audrey …… tried to sing.
McGee…spoke…Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone.
Harper screamed ……something about Shabba.
Christian Anderson…..sang quite well surprise!! surprise!!
And Mashasma had the girls pulling and writhing on him while he croaked something which I can’t remember.
Randal tried to sing MY Way but Martin sang it his way instead.
And the music got lost in the screaming, and somehow everyone felt they were all superstars…I have to give the EMMY to Betty for stage her performance.. if that is what it was………
All in all, it was a great evening of silliness and fun and Laughter…as the hash events used to be in yesteryear… It would be great to have that back again.!!
HOWEVER,YOU HAD TO BE THERE!!
FOR THOSE THAT DID NOT COME YOU MISSED A FANTASTIC EVENING OF
THE 27TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE PORT OF SPAIN HASH HOUSE HARRIERS……..ON ON..
You can always rely on Doon and company to set great runs. This was no exception. In case anyone does not know by now Doon’s hash name is the Flying Indian. He flies uphill like the wind. The run was well set and the food was on time and therefore was sold out. Advice to any future Hares is never let the food arrive late.
A special welcome to our virgins: John, Pauline, Miranda, Hank, Amalia (New Shoes), Antonio and Raphal and I hope to see you all again. One of our virgins was set up by the person who brought her along because she was never warned about the consequence of wearing new shoes.
The Mahashma was set up by Big Mike McGee to get the Poofter’s shirt. It’s just not right to give the HM the Poofter’s nominations, simply because he wanted everyone to go on “Boodrams’ Fantasy Vacation” on the Carnival Victory. Hash Cash would have refunded everyone.
BARBADOS: OVERSEAS HASH (23rd-26th JUNE, 2011)
It is easier all round if everyone book their own ticket online. It turns out cheaper if you book for yourselves. We all have computers. Please try for the 8:00 am flight. The group rate at the hotel (ROSTREVOR APTS. at ST. LAWRENCE GAP) you can only get via the Hash:
Superior Ocean Front Studio $1932 per person.
Two Bedroom Ocean Front $1596 per person.
One Bedroom Ocean Front $1122 per person.
Studio Ocean Front Double $1331 per person.
Standard Pool Deck $1452 per person.
Birthday Corner: Karen, Asha, Richard (Harty), Dianne, Flash, Pradeep and others missed.
DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #773
Date:5th March, 2011
Time: 3:30 p.m
Hares: Betty Agostini
RunSite: Portuguese Club, Woodbrook
Directions:
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Coming from the East, pass the Lighthouse and proceed on Wrightson Road then take the turn off at the traffic lights by Powergen. Proceed straight and turn left on to Ariapita Ave at first traffic lights. Look for Republic Bank on left and turn down this street (Murray Street between Republic Bank and Square)…..midway down Murray Street is Portuguese Club. |
RECEDING HARELINE
2011
| RUN # | DATE | HARES | SITE |
| 773 | March 5, 2011 | Betty Agostini | Carnival Hash: Calypso Competition, Portuguese Club |
| 774 | March 19, 2011 | Nevi Boos | Arouca |
| 775 | April 2, 2011 | Beerly Audble | Cumana |
| 776 | April 16, 2011 | Mountain Goats | North Coast |
| 777 | April 30, 2011 | Marlon Newallo | |
| 778 | May 14, 2011 | Lorin Paton/David Jamieson/Betty Agostini | Reewat Memorial Run |
| 779 | May 28, 2011 | East Infection | Indian Arrival Weekend |
| 780 | June 11, 2011 | The Three Wongs (David, Zachery, Zane) | |
| June 23 – 26 | Overseas Hash | Barbados | |
| 781 | June 25, 2011 | Chris Valdez | |
| 782 | July 9, 2011 | The Posh | Gran Couva |
| 783 | July 23, 2011 | The Bush Whackers | |
| 784 | August 6, 2011 | Ivan Charles | |
| 785 | August 20, 2011 | Brian Dookie | Anniversary Run |
| 786 | September 3 2011 | Roger | |
| 787 | September 17 2011 | Derek De Freitas | |
| 788 | October 1 2011 | Allister Martin/Simon Wescott/Nathalie | |
| 789 | October 15 2011 | Randall (Lall) Lyon | |
| 790 | October 29 2011 | The Bimbos | Tobago |
| 791 | November 12 2011 | Kieron Alleyne | |
| 792 | November 26 2011 | Central Posse | |
| 793 | December 10 2011 | Hash Masters Run | Christmas Party |
| 794 | December 24 2011 | Taz/ Ashe |
POSH3 EVENTS CORNER
Hash Kaiso Competition
Portuguese Club, Murray St, Woodbrook
Saturday 5th March, 2011
Come out and play……Have fun with your fellow Hashers…………
Start creating that moving stage rendition…….. put together your stage gear and props!
Ah hear we have a quite a line-up……new budding talent……..be part of the fun!!!!!
AND WE HAVE EXTERNAL JUDGES!!!!……..Guess Who?????????????????
GET YOUR GROUPS TOGETHER…REGISTER WITH ANY OF THE COMMITTEE MEMBERS.
2011 OVERSEAS HASH
On on to the land of the flying fish……BARBADOS. Come let’s join our fellow Bajan Hashers on June 23rd to 26th, 2011. Details under Mahashma’s Meditations.
Free entertainment provided by our very own Hashers.
Itinerary
Thursday 23rd June: Live night run
Friday 24th June: Hash & Beach Lime
Saturday 25th June: Hash set by Bajans (BH3)
Sunday 26th June: Morning free to mil around; do what pleases you.
TAKING NOW MINIMUM DEPOSITS OF $1,000…………….…………….
GIVE DEPOSITS TO HASH MASTER (MAHASHMA) OR TAZ…………..
The journey with the French Foreign Legion to Algiers is about to start. Do not be left out!!!!
Port of Spain Hash House Harriers (POSH3) 
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