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Trash Run #831

30 Mar

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A Drinking Club with a running problem

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DATE: March 16th, 2013
RUN: #831
SITE: Tabaquite
HARES: Randall, Mark, Audrey, Christine
SCRIBE: Hawkeye

Oh Gooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!
I new I should have! Should Have! Said NO to writing this Hash with golf tour and
too  much work. I wake up in de middle of the night and suddenly remember the HM ask me to write this trash.  Made the commitment so here goes.
Asha calls and ask “You going on my BUS.”
“Dave isn’t around otherwise you wouldn’t be calling me for a ride.” I responded.
That’s the last I heard from her so obviously I assumed that that this idea did not find favour so I continued with busy schedule. Hash morning Arlene at my door step wanting the gate open to park her car, then Lorin  and Miss Maraval just come and park their ass on my front porch steps., not even a Good Morning.
No one communicated with me about ETD and next ting everybody rushing through my small front gate to get on Asha’s Bus. Of course, I feeling real dejected and I didn’t want to get on but I hadn’t been on one for months and it is Fearsome Foursome hares so I couldn’t miss dat.
Of course, the bus real, real early and we arrive at the hash site even earlier at Tabaquite . It was seven years since our last visit, notwithstanding we were welcomed with open arms by the villagers who have adopted the Fearsome Foursome and their Hash extended family.
It was evident that the Fearsome Foursome + fish broth and alcohol had not done much run setting but sitting, it being reported that they had been there many times to prepare but had not left the front porch of the people house.
Sun start to make sweat as we standing around since 3.00pm and one by one the cars arrive and the anticipation of a good one increases. Bar setting up, fish broth sharing, almost four o’clock and no one seeing Randal for obvious reasons. Finally, up on a very high, high mound Randal towers over a gathering of Hashers. After introducing all the village Hares + Cap and advising the usual the pre hash monolog.
On! On! We set off up the village main road, only to be On Back and into the bush, up Randal hills and down Christine valleys for just over an hour and so before it started the Hash done. A little, 5-10 minutes more would have stopped all the complaints.
I have to tell yur that I had real problems running this hash, not as nimble as a youth, trouble with the terrain underfoot, buss me ass twice, but I expect I just need a little toning up and all will be well again.
I know that the days are getting longer, but the sun was way up in de sky even when the last get in. You know I doe drink on an empty stomach so I putting down the roti one time “How you could eat dat in dis hot sun” was the refrain but two hours later when Roti done I telling them “you should Have, Could Have”
The down-downs passed, the crowd lingered and drank out the bar, the hardcore moved onto the local bar for more drinks and more talk, finally when we leaving Michelle want to get off Asha’s Bus as de lime at the bar going good. Of course Asha was not having any of Dat, so she stay on she bus and never regretted it.
I real sorry dis trash not up to my regular standard, but in all honest I am too remote to care a monkey’s shit, so like dis run, I leaving it short and hopefully just a little sweet.  Just this one time!
…Hawkeye

HASH MASTERS MIS-HASHCEPTION

It reminded me of the hash when I just started six years ago, the comradry among hashers and the integration with the locals. The country atmosphere with the long but rather relaxing drive through the lush beautiful terrain. Fish broth offered before I even jump out of the car and off course, it was delicious, homemade country style. And the announcement of homemade roti on sale, they catered for 60 people and luckily they had the flexibility……90 roti’s sold. The poofter was a good selection…..Numnuts wife choose to make a lime with some fellow hashers at Movie Towne while Numnuts socialize with the hashers….well they all wanted to know how we got that news and typical of the hash, nothing is a secret. A well-deserved poofter for Numnuts that got the nod from literally all the hashers. It was indeed a good run that had all the front runners missing the last trail and the On On IN but I picked up Randall’s reluctance to go up the last hill and saw the a small path way on his left……smart, I caught you with Simon behind me saying go..go…go….and there it was, the On On In!!. A great hash it was!

Virgins: Shareen, Vanessa, Kyle, Maurice, Matthew, Christian, Dominique, Charlene, Bente, Monica, Marlon, Latasha

New Shoes: Bernard, Ashe, Matthew, Trevor Flora, Rick, Brandon

Poofter: Numbnuts and Reed for just being Reed

Birthday: Andrew and Brandon

From the HASH MASTER ……….ON ON!
A GOOD RUN….GOOD BEERS……& GREAT FUN WITH THE COMMUNITY SPIRIT IN MIND!

DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #833

DATE: April 13th, 2013
HARES: Doon
RUN SITE: Maracas Bay
Time: 3.30pm

DIRECTIONS – HASH –  833 – Doon’s Residence, Maracas Bay

Drive along the Maraval road on the way to Maracas Beach. On reaching the pillars in Maraval, turn left and head to Maracas beach…..continue driving until you reach the beach passing the public car park on the right and all the famous bake and shark food huts. Continue driving slowly and in couple seconds you will see a gas station on the right just before Uncle Sam’s Bar. Before the gas station, there is a road in the right, turn into that road and make the first left turn and drive straight….follow the HHH signs, the last house is Doon’s residence and the run site.

It’s Doon’s birthday run so he is catering the food. Prepare to stay for the after hash lime…drinks, music, food and good ole talk!

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30 Mar

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Run Directions – Run#832

18 Mar

DIRECTIONS – HASH –  MOORA DAM – Penal

DATE: Sat 30th March, 2013
HARES: Nico, Andre, Derrick, Tiza
RUN SITE: Electric Blue Bar, Penal
Time: 3.30pm

Drive to the end of the Solomon Hochoy Highway at Golconda and take a left at the roundabout followed by an immediate right after 200m, at the traffic lights. Follow this road towards Debe and follow the signs for Penal. Once in Penal proper (landmark: the standing clock just before the market), follow the main road southwest towards Siparia for another 2.7km and take a right towards the Moora Dam for another 1km. This turn off is approximately 800m before the turn-off to the PowerGen Plant. So if you once you see PowerGen, you went too far! 4km until you see a very blue building on your left: Electric Blue Bar. This is 300m after the entrance to PowerGen (also on your left).  Total distance from lighthouse approx. 65km (about 1:15 1:30 – 1:45 hour drive). The site is easy to reach, also for cars, and there is sufficient parking. Food will be arranged.


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17 Mar

Trash Run – #830

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A Drinking Club with a running problem

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DATE:March 2nd, 2013           RUN:#830                    RUN SITE : Caura

HARES: Vin, Michelle Keise (Stephen Kissoon), Dennis, Kyle, Victor & Wahid

SCRIBE : Hashslut

Once upon a time in the isle of Trinidad, the hash slut was getting ready to go to yet another hash.

Ah ready for de hash, meh shoes ready, meh hash jersey and pants ready, meh water and soap to wash off ready .  Ah ready ready.

The destination is Caura. Ah like Caura because ah always like hash wid ah river. De last time we went Caura, dey had bees dat just loved de woman wearing perfume.

The directions said, turn left on Eastern Main Road, if ya reach KFC, ya gone too far. Well, ya doh have to reach KFC  for  some hashers  to go too far.

Anyway, let’s get on de road. It take meh  bout  one hour to get to Caura and dey  had plenty hashers anxiously waiting to go in the bush.  It was a good turnout, some new faces.

Dey had ah whole bunch ah hares. De list was   Vin, Michelle, Keiser, Dennis, Kyle, Victor, Wahid and of course, ah man from de area. With a group like dat, de hash had to be confusing!! De Hash Master stand on ah heap ah sand and introduce de bunch ah hares and dem hares gave some details (all lies, as usual). Ah listening to de hash master when a man almost blind meh wid he brand new totally  white sneakers……..hmmmm, special down down for him.

So, is on on, and ah disappointed already because we going away from de river. Steups!!

We approach the first hill and I take a deep breath to start my assent. The barefoot hare calls the walkers back to another trail. So, being a little chubby and the knees not as strong as they use to be, I happily accepted the walkers route……so I’m ah wuss !!   I accept that.

So, the next trail looks like another hill. Well, dis is de walkers trail, so de hill go be short. Ah walk up, and then ah walk up more, like dis hill eh finishing!!! Well, ah panting like ah sick dog, meh knees  vex wid meh and meh tongue hanging out meh mouth and start to lick meh shoes.  De front runners done catch up and passing de walkers . Some people have dey hands on dey hips, some leaning on ah tree to rest. It was ah serious hill and we barely survived.

Anyway, de hash not done yet,  there was more.  So ah stick wid de walkers and able to do ah brisk walk. Ah ready for ah cold beer, but ah have to wait. We see ah truck in de bush and then suddenly, there was a buzzzz among de hashers!! It wasn’t e hashers talking too loud. It was a swarm of bees attacking the hashers. The bees were in ah frenzy, the hashers were in ah frenzy. This was clearly survival of de fastest.  Everybody run and eh look back. Husband separate from wife, girlfriend separate from boyfriend.  Dem bees sting some hashers til dey cry!!

So dis cause de hash to split into 4 distinct parts, some front pack ran for dey life, some take a drop wid de beekeeper (were seen puffing here, there and everywhere), some took alternate trail wid barefoot hare, and de all girls group went wid barefoot’s daddy.

I myself went wid barefoot (Kyle) and he lead us safely through bush wid no bees. Ah throw myself in de river. Ah was traumatized, ah needed something to calm meh down, to settle meh nerves…… ah needed ah very cold beer.

All hashers out de bush and talking about de experience.  Now dat de alcohol flowing, everybody happy. De hares real lucky dat dey eh have hashers who allergic!! Anyway, man, woman , child and others were OK.

Ah had to apoligize for not knowing what happen at de downs downs. Ah was wet and start to shiver, so ah went to change.  When ah reach back, ah went straight for another beer. We stay at de site for awhile. De lime was good, plenty shit talk.

De hares say dat dey organize to lime by de first bar on de left. We left in convoy and reach de bar….it closed. We see ah second bar….it closed, steups!!   Some hashers decide to go home, Dem hares bust up de lime. Some of us needed more beer to calm de nerves, so we reach Jammer’s bar to share some more pints.

Ah finish tell meh personal hash story.

Goat could rush us,  bulls could butt us, bees could sting us, marabunta could attack us, we will hash again.

HASH MASTERS MIS-HASHCEPTION

We had 18 VIRGINS……and if you see the reaction of the new hashers when the bees attacked, they all in a frenzy but the seasoned ones, just another barrier to the beers at the end…..don’t worry; a few beers and it will take care for itself. The river limers had good fun, rubbing the white rum on the female hashers, even their buttocks as they seize the opportunity, taking the bees out of their hair while the male hashers had to jump into the river and fend for themselves. The run was a good one and enjoyed by all. Thanks to the hares, a good combination of virgin hares supported by seasoned ones. It is great to see men like Smitty always willing to assist where needed….thanks to him for being a hasher true and true!

VIRGINS: Khalid, Nick, Rachel, Kiana, Kamla, Jordan, Robert, Katrina, Natalia, Camila, Max, Drue, Derrick, Richard, Michelle, Ardene, Rory and Siddarth

Visiting Hasher – Tweedle Dumb – USA

Poofter: The Hares

From the HASH MASTER ……….ON ON!

A GOOD RUN….GOOD BEERS……& GREAT FUN WITH THE COMMUNITY SPIRIT IN MIND!

DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #832

DATE :  March 30th, 2013

HARES: Nico & Andre

RUN SITE:  Penal

Time: 3.30pm

DIRECTIONS – HASH –  MOORA DAM – Penal

Drive to the end of the Solomon Hochoy Highway at Golconda and take a left at the roundabout followed by an immediate right after 200m. Follow this road towards Debe and follow the signs for Penal. Once in Penal proper, follow the main road southwest towards Siparia for another 2.7km and take a right towards the Moora Dam for another 1km. This turn off is approximately 800m before the turn-off to the PowerGen Plant. So if you once you see PowerGen, you went too far!  Total distance from lighthouse approx. 65km (about 1:15 hour drive). The site is easy to reach, also for cars, and there is sufficient parking. Food will be arranged.

Hares: Nico & Andre

831

March 16, 2013

Randall Lyon

Tabaquite

 

 

832

March 30, 2013

Nico Kersting

Moora Dam (New Territory)

 

 

833

April 13, 2013

Doon (Birthday Bash Run – BBR)

Maracas Bay

(Doon’s Residence)

 

 

834

April 27, 2013

Nevi Boos

 

 

835

May 11, 2013

The Bimbos: Memorial Run

To be finalized

 

 

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