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Trash Run #821
| MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE |
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| HASH MASTER | Mumtaz Amarali | 625-3617 x29436 | mumtaz98@hotmail.com |
| HASH ASSISTANT | Pradeep Subrian | 678-2372 | psubrian@bluewaterstt.com |
| COMMUNICATIONS MINISTER | Zameer Ali | 678-9172 | u4ria532@hotmail.com |
| FINANCE MINISTER | Lorin Paton | 622-5806 (O) | |
| HARELINE | Salma Khan | 753-8843 | salmakhan_10@hotmail.com |
| SOCIAL DEVELOPMENT MINISTER Arthur Seebalack 461-5665 |
HEALTH MINISTER Tiza Matura 683-4848 |
SPORT & YOUTH DEVELOPMENT MINISTER Martin Griffith 681-9552 |
WORKS & TRANSPORT MINISTER Ashe Holder |
| ARTS & CULTURE MINISTER Janine Winston 680-2373 |
FOREIGN AFFAIRS MINISTER Colin Sorias colinsorias@facebook.com |
INDEPENDENT SENATOR Betty Agostini |
INDEPENDENT SENATOR Diane Henderson |
| Website Address: http://poshhh.org | |||
DATE: October 25 -27, 2012
FROM: Trinidad to Tobago Hash Weekend 2012
RUNS: #820/#821/#821A
HARES: The Big Dicks and The Casuals
TOBAGO HASH 2012
So it's that time again No matter where yuh from
Hashing in sun or rain Tobago here we come.
Ibo Ibo reach early In time to start the fun
And so he surprise we On the Monday evening run.
Midweek, others coming Ah see Latchmi, ah see Sharon
Guyana representing And Suriname had one.
So Thursday from Carnetta's Inn Hike to Rincon Waterfall
Led by Minister Colin Those who went had a ball.
Of course important stop to make At Maracas Bay
To get some tasty shark and bake That made some people's day.
Reach back in time for extra hash From Invaders panyard
Boobs and Dewey Eyes would get two lash If they make it too hard.
On In and the beers start to flow In the usual way
Carib by so, Stag by so Hashers start to play.
Then maxi -taxi if yuh please Full of yellow jerseys
And as I ask well who is these Ah hear Surinamese
They reach in time for dinner They really buss up shut
Paratha, Chicken, channa Was tasting good – say what.
Then the dancing start Talk about sweet pan
They warm up Vera's heart "Happy Birthday" from the band.
And then one more surprise Before the night was done
Suris ent believe their eyes Ravic reach from Washington.
Meanwhile in the sister isle They say was rain for so
Yuh know how dem hashers wild Rain kyah stop dem – oh no.
Next day we meet a delay Up in Piarco
Miss de hash? – ah say no way We must reach Tobago.
And just how in the airport Was delay with aeroplane
This time the buses were short So was more delay again
But we reach the Plymouth run site Where the hash began
Look like we'll finish in de night Depending on how hashers ran
Well it was an A to B More than a stroll in the park
And we end up in the sea And do the down-downs in the dark.
And still no sight of Colin Nobody seemed to know
Was it who was not coming That's why he failed to show.
But back to the apartments And everybody eat
The action has to commence So stretch yuh dancing feet
They say dance competition Trinis say no problem
When she show them she motion Party Animal beat dem
Ah don't know what they were thinking Like they didn't have a clue
Somebody say beer drinking Trinis beat them in that too.
Time reach for karaoke Hashers start to stretch dey lung
Some still couldn't find their key But the machine break down.
So they call for entertainment The action must not stop
And for the crowd's enjoyment A woman came up
This tiny little balloon She made the hashers know
That it could stretch and have room For a head big so.
Then a man started singing Ah not sure what he meant
It sound like it was hashing But also something different
He tell meh "macco and take note It is two kinds of fun
You'll see who enjoying both Before the weekend done.
The party continued Everyone satisfied
DJ keeping the right mood Wine-down, Electric Slide
And for who feeling hungry And start to get laid back
Jerk Chicken, Pholourie Welcome midnight snack.
The music stop at 2:00 a.m. Dat's when de party done
But yuh know de hashers and dem Kyah say who had what fun.
Next day some get up early And start to prepare
Breakfasses aplenty Everybody coulda share
To the beach some start going Yuh kyah beat Store Bay
Now e-mails started flowing What could they have to say?
Ah see man getting haircut Under a shady tree
By now the temperature so hot Cold beers screaming "look me"
Ah don't know where the morning went But lunch time came so soon
Eat lunch and then the next event Hash in the afternoon
Before anybody could say Section 34
Buses reach to Canoe Bay What could they have in store?
We ran through some lovely terrain We reach down to the sea
Out to the road and back again Another A to B
Well as the hashers ran A bull made an advance
Some say it saw a man And wanted some romance
But Anne took a dive He say no ifs or butts
And somehow he survive Despite bruises and cuts.
And like the hash went up a notch A drinks stop on the way
Hashers being served Scotch For that Joanne would pay.
Yesterday was the Big Dicks But was'nt hard at all
And today the verdicts Cocky, but just casual
Then swimming, drinking, dancing And we do the down-downs
Birthdays celebrating They make them look like clowns
Two folks swim and climb in a boat Till we kyah see them no more
To finish a conversation Started the night before.
Back at the apartment Dinner laid out for all
Build up of excitement For the Monster Ball
Ah see hasher playing hasher Yuh could guess who ah mean
They couldn't beat Count Dracula Courting the lovely Christine
Afterwards, big band take the stage Is time for real fete
Full works from Second Imij Heavy two hour set.
And as the clock say midnight Corn soup and fish broth served
Warming up meh chest just right What the hashers deserved
Some time around one-thirty A hash run through the compound
This one was an A to Sea Ah hear the guards dem frown
It was the usual suspects That is all except one
The hashers that one expects But how come Wilco miss this run?
By the time the fete finish Some heading down to sea
Like they had a secret wish To see what they could see
But the moon looking down laughing Trying to make out who is who
Of those who skinny dipping And who chunky dunking too
Soon after I was in meh bed Ah sleep till morning reach
By the time that I raise meh head Ah see some on the beach
Meanwhile the hashers through and through Had gone off on a run
But I know that I could do Without that morning sun.
Now some just taking it in stride Others playing it cool
While some gone for a boat ride To Buccoo Reef and Nylon Pool .
Now on this final morning Man trying to drink out beers
Farewells – hugging and kissing But I ent see no tears
Ah want to recognize Who help put on this show
Some of us don't realize This don't happen just so
Plenty hard working people Ah could'nt help but notice
To call names might cause trouble Because some might get missed.
So to you Iron Lady Tobago 2012 was great
And so from everybody We heartily congratulate.
Hash Correspondent reporting from Tobago
For POSHHH Hash Trash
| RUN DETAILS | ||||
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| RUN# | DATE | HARES | SITE | SCRIBE |
| 821 | Oct 27, 2012 | The Casuals | Canoe Bay, Tobago | FRB (Front Running Bastard) |
Having missed the run hared by “The Dicks” on Friday, I was pretty eager to get in some good running before the night’s festivities. After a decent lunch, I got myself very well lubricated, as is customary, before a Saturday afternoon run. Some good banter with Betty & Lorin & some other hashers, and then I was all set!
The buses were on time, so everyone was all in tow for a ‘Casuals’ Run’. A short ride in good company & we arrived somewhere within the Canoe Bay estate for a “3 o’clock” run!! Hmmm., talk ’bout punishment for these hashers today. I figure the run time has something to do with the festivities planned for later on in the night, but, oh gosh…3 o’clock! The place was real hot! I actually considered finding some shade and waiting around for the moonlight run – but I may have been the only one on it! However, my relaxed disposition had me looking to catch up on some friendly exchanges in the meantime.
So we’re awaiting instructions from the hares – dressed like they’re about to venture on the “Tour de Tobago”. I wonder where are their bikes? Assuming the podium was a smug fella by the name of Ivan; who was spirited by the fact that the run would actually kick off at 3 o’clock exactly. No comment there. The pack was a sizable one by normal standards; a melting pot of different hashing nationalities – some runners, some walkers, some groupies. Five minutes later, and we were no doubt peremptorily hurried into the 3:00pm swelter.
On-On on the asphalt, off on to a trail, back on the asphalt; a false trail; up the road, then onto the trail again. We’re in the bush now – salvation from the sun above, but nonetheless a hot and humid afternoon. Some nice wide trails avail us hashers, with gullies to the side that reek of black muck. I personally had to test the consistency of the gully – a reminder that my long jumping skills are a bit rusty. Shortly into the run, there was no more pack, just the customary FRBs. There were some long false trails, but no great difficulty in locating the correct paths. We pass some livestock here and there and one seemingly large, placid adult male bovine. Fifty minutes later and we pass Francie and a group of hares – I would find out shortly afterwards that was the On-In. A decent stretch onto the beach area at Kilgwyn Bay would mark the end of this run.
Looking back when we were standing on the asphalt under the hot sun, it would have been difficult to put this run into perspective. But it was just what was needed for this pack on this day; a relatively short, free-flowing hash run. Great job by the hares!
The after lime was equally gratifying – with the draft beer van awaiting our arrival, Hash DJ already jamming the soca music. What more could a hasher ask for? Soon, mostly everyone took to the water – beer flowing freely. For me the highlight was the mood around – a real nice time being had by everyone.
Well not everyone – seems that the large domesticated ungulate mentioned a few paragraphs before; 
shall we say it was not so domesticated after all. One of the Surinamese hashers found out to his detriment. Guy got Poofter even after “getting bulled” – Ahh the life of a hasher….On On
| RUN DETAILS | ||||
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| RUN# | DATE | HARES | SITE | SCRIBE |
| 821a | Oct 27, 2012 | Randall, David J, Victor, Hayden, Christine, Flash, Tall Boy and well maybe Ashas | Leilani Estate, Maracas Valley, St. Joseph,Trinidado | Not me |
I understand that A Flash Hash was the name given to this hash run as a result of two drinking (notice I did not say drunken) ladies cornering Flash, the week before a hashing Saturday and getting her to agree to set a run while the POSH3 was in Tobago. Flash has never done a hash far less set a hash! Not content with that achievement, they proceeded to look around for a suitable run site and hares with just over a week before the run….Robin and Randall were ‘volunteered’ – Hayden, Victor and David Jamison (story to follow) were lassoed in! Plans were in motion to set a hash in a flash with Flash..
I arrived at the run site on a beautiful Saturday afternoon to see the ladies sipping their drinks while food fuh so was being prepared. Music blasted from a sophisticated boom box/ amplifier and all around there was an atmosphere of …. well, not exactly a hash run.
The Leilani Estate is located amidst the lush forestry of the Maracas Valley, still one of the most beautiful valleys in Trinidad despite the development of recent years. The run site was river side and from all appearances we were in for a river lime!
The run was billed for 3pm but it seems that no one notices these things, so I had enough time to get into some of the gossip. Apparently Asha had been too hung over to get out of bed that morning to set the run, so aforementioned Jamison had dragged himself out after flying in from Dallas and Miami, arriving home after midnight the night before. He was presently still out setting the run and had looked like death when Christine had taken lunch time refreshments for the hares.
By 3.30pm, I looked around to see only a handful of people and thought to myself, well we have some good food to eat today – Curry goat, geera pork, chicken, saltfish cassava, accra – but then they started coming in. Enrique and his band of 7, Robert and Usha, Pinny and Reina, The Hale Group, Salma and the Sisters, two fit looking ladies, the BP connection, Wahid, Richard Sinatra, Risa, Nick and Virgin Molly, Boos, Mawer, …just to name a few.
Looked like this was indeed going to be a good lime….
The Hash Hush was called by Pinny…. wha d!…. Yes Pinny!……Hares were introduced and we were advised that this was to be considered a fun run despite the two headed snake that was encountered while setting the run.
Off we set along the road, down into the river for an early wet shoes and then back onto the road to a check on the corner. Christine was responsible for this first check and I saw her mischievous grin from her car window!
Back check back to the run site and we were off into the bush. Slipping and sliding over the river rocks we then clawed our way out of the river and then trekked along the Maracas waterfall trail up to the picnic area where once again we encountered the ladies sipping their drinks.
So where is the beer stop?
Not now we were told!
ON UP, climbing over rocks, but still enjoying the greenery. ON UP to the waterfall and a cooling dip at the falls. Beautiful.
There was only one way to go from there – ON DOWN, on the same trail!
As we headed down, we saw the walkers almost to the falls looking for a waterfall with a pool(?) Hayden had told them that they did not have to walk to the falls since there was another pool and waterfall without the long climb. Being Hayden, he had passed the trail down to those falls and the walkers had climbed almost the full length of the trail! Despite his name, he is clueless at hay’ den seek…..I know that is a bad one!
ON DOWN towards the other waterfall – a tricky narrow trail but so worth it. A cooling dip in the pool and we were once again ON ON.
Back at the picnic area, Christine and Flash had finally decided to open the beer cooler and feeling nice and refreshed we sipped our beers and proceeded ON IN.
Not the usual hash run since there was not much to be done with that terrain but we all agreed : it was a pleasant time, at a good location and the hares had done a fine job.
We were now ready for D LIME!
Down, Down time. Pinny assisted by Reina called the hash hush.
The hares, even Asha, took their down downs – Flash took her shot of rum!
Virgins: Partick, Marie and Darian came with Enrique but Molly preferred to just come with Nick!
Poofter nominations: Asha (of course), Hayden for misleading the walkers and Victor for sending the young boys to the waterfall in search of women bathing naked…
And it was Victor as Poofter.
Many thanks to Robin Bassant for providing the run site, the fantastic meal, Tall Boy and the cooks. More excuses for down downs!
Bellies full of curry, and coolers full of beer, we partied to Richard’s music until the moon shone over us and our coolers were empty…then headed out in search of bars!!!!
Not a bad way to spend a Hashing Saturday when almost the whole hash was in Tobago! We were not feeling that sorry for ourselves anymore!
ON ON
From the Office of the Iron Lady
Tobago 2012……a weekend that would be remembered by all, each person having their own moment and experience, but Tobago 2011 is still clear as day to me, I remember at the Monster Ball the Saturday night when Eggie stood by my side with his hands folded and said Taz next year we have to do better than this and I said to myself how could you possibly do better, but you know when people are highly motivated and supported the impossible becomes possible. My support team from the travel agency, the bus drivers, Reed, Gizelle, Colin, Spuds, Cyril, Betty, Peter, Francie from Barbados, Paul from Suriname, Latchmie from Guyana, Andre (beerman), Andrew (chef), Nigel (Dj), The Big Dicks, The Casuals, the hash silent corporate sponsors, Eric and Marita, Robert Bermudez, Sports & Games, Trinrico, Martin, Pradeep, Arthur, Tiza, my daughter and my darling Ashe……you made it happen….Thank You…..it is because of you guys we had great runs, good after hash limes, delicious food and cold beers. Special thanks to our Trini hashers who kept the POSH flag flying high while we were in Tobago.
Poofter:…Zameer Ali for not knowing his priorities and going to golf with Matt and then coming to the hash to lime.
DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #822
DATE: November 24, 2012
HARES: Doon
RUN SITE: Las Cuevas
Time: 3.30pm
Directions: Drive along North Coast Road passing Maracas……passing Tyrico….next beach Las Cuevas. Run site: Las Cuevas Beach Facility Car Park.
Receding Hareline
| RUN # | DATE | HARES | SITE |
| 823 | November 24, 2012 | Doon | Las Cuevas |
| 824 | December 8, 2012 | Hash Master’s Run | All Inclusive Christmas Party $175.00 Cascade |
| 825 | December 22, 2012 | Incoming Hash Master |
Trash Run #819
| MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE |
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| HASH MASTER | Mumtaz Amarali | 625-3617 x29436 | mumtaz98@hotmail.com |
| HASH ASSISTANT | Pradeep Subrian | 678-2372 | psubrian@bluewaterstt.com |
| COMMUNICATIONS MINISTER | Zameer Ali | 678-9172 | u4ria532@hotmail.com |
| FINANCE MINISTER | Lorin Paton | 622-5806 (O) | |
| HARELINE | Salma Khan | 753-8843 | salmakhan_10@hotmail.com |
| SOCIAL DEVELOPMENT MINISTER Arthur Seebalack 461-5665 |
HEALTH MINISTER Tiza Matura 683-4848 |
SPORT & YOUTH DEVELOPMENT MINISTER Martin Griffith 681-9552 |
WORKS & TRANSPORT MINISTER Ashe Holder |
| ARTS & CULTURE MINISTER Janine Winston 680-2373 |
FOREIGN AFFAIRS MINISTER Colin Sorias colinsorias@facebook.com |
INDEPENDENT SENATOR Betty Agostini |
INDEPENDENT SENATOR Diane Henderson |
| Website Address: http://poshhh.org | |||
| RUN DETAILS | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| RUN# | DATE | HARES | SITE | SCRIBE |
| 819 | Oct 13, 2012 | The Butts | Moka | motion in the ocean |
So, having not been to many hashes, I had no idea what to expect out of the Moka trail. So, I pulled up to the meeting point (Villa Maria) with absolutely no expectations, and saw quite a good turnout. I also thought, how convenient: a drinking club opposite a “by-the-hour” hotel.
When the hares called for attention, they explained that we’ll be going through Paramin, I thought, I better hope there’s some Parang along the way, and wait nuh, Paramin ? Where am I again ? As I was trying to get my bearings, the hares then pulled out two pictures of snakes to look out for, and explained which ones cause what kind of pain. There was also the warning not to step onto people’s gardens. So, from that point intrepidation started to set in as I had a vision of a man flailing a cutlass, and coming in my direction to either chop a snake, or me for stepping on his crops.
The run started out on the road, and then all of a sudden people ended up in the river. I dutifully followed, all the while not seeing any paper and getting my shoes soaked in the river. As we came out and started heading back almost to where we came from, I could hear people’s shoes squishing, and cussing for taking the chain-up to go in the river. For the rest of the run, I could hear people’s shoes squishing, or maybe it was them steupsing. I couldn’t tell.
The trail went up and up some steep roads, then we had to climb, close to some rebar sticking out. This turned out to a road, and so it went between road and dirt. With some steep, steep hill climbs. Young and old were panting away, but seemed to work in keeping people bunched together. We eventually came out to someone’s pig pen, and we went behind and started going up into Paramin. I assumed it was Paramin, because from here on, there were all types of seasonings planted, and I immediately thought of Paul Keens-Douglas talking about the seasonings that go into Royal Castle.
At some points the view of the hills and valleys were spectacular especially as the sun had begun to set. But, I only paused briefly, and pressedon. At a certain point I knew we were on the way down and out as the trail started to descend, and I could hear Parang. Conveniently, there was a beer stop right there, which allowed me to cool down, and press on.
During the down-downs, three or four female hash virgins were brought by Josh, who was in the spotlight until another Hash virgin announced she was Colombian.
I couldn’t really make out anything that anyone said after that, since anyone else trying to introduce themselves was met with, “Nah, we eh carebout you, go back to the Colombian !”
The Moka hash turned out to be a memorable experience, before, during, and after the run, and luckily no cutlass-wielding madmen coming after me or snake.
From the Office of the Iron Lady
“Why is it that, as we grow older, we are so reluctant to change? It is not so much that new ideas are painful, for they are not. It is that old ideas are seldom entirely false, but have truth, great truth in them. The justification for conservatism is the desire to preserve the truths and standards of the past; its dangers, of which we are seldom aware, is that in preserving those values, we may miss the infinitely greater riches that lie in the future, so it was a run hared by The Butts, a name which was once used by two guys Haydn and Todd Butt who used to set hashes but no longer hash, but was joined by Valdez and aswe live in the present The Butts name was re-branded and included today on this run Ricky Tang, Chris Valdez, Alan Girod and Gerry Soogrim. A lot of butts…..turn right, turn left, up a hill, then thru a bushe trail and then in the garden of paramin, where the ingredients for real good pepper sauce comes. When we reached the top of the hill, we were greeted with the sweet songs of Parang music and a beer stop of course…..No food, but good after run lime.
Poofter….Ricky Tang for not organizing food for the run, however he had left after the run so his stand in was Chris Valdez who wore the Poofter paraphernalia well.
DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #822
DATE: November 10, 2012
HARES: Central Posse/Blunden
RUN SITE: Claxton Bay
Time: 3.30pm
Directions: From Grand Bazaar intersection, drive SOUTH on UBH and exit Claxton Bay flyover, turn right on top and drive for about a minute. Run site is at Annie’s Roti Shop & Bar on your left. Look for HHH signs.
Food for sale at bar. Roti and duck- $30.
Receding Hareline
| RUN # | DATE | HARES | SITE |
| 819 | October 13, 2012 | Two Butts | Moka |
| 820821 | October 26, 2012October 27, 2012 | Big Dicks The Casuals Posse |
Tobago |
| 822 | November 10, 2012 | Central Posse | Claxton Bay |
| 823 | November 24, 2012 | Doon | Maracas |
| 824 | December 8, 2012 | Hash Master’s Run | All Inclusive Christmas Party $175.00 Cascade |
| 825 | December 22, 2012 | Incoming Hash Master |
Trash Run #818
| MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE |
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| HASH MASTER | Mumtaz Amarali | 625-3617 x29436 | mumtaz98@hotmail.com |
| HASH ASSISTANT | Pradeep Subrian | 678-2372 | psubrian@bluewaterstt.com |
| COMMUNICATIONS MINISTER | Zameer Ali | 678-9172 | u4ria532@hotmail.com |
| FINANCE MINISTER | Lorin Paton | 622-5806 (O) | |
| HARELINE | Salma Khan | 753-8843 | salmakhan_10@hotmail.com |
| SOCIAL DEVELOPMENT MINISTER Arthur Seebalack 461-5665 |
HEALTH MINISTER Tiza Matura 683-4848 |
SPORT & YOUTH DEVELOPMENT MINISTER Martin Griffith 681-9552 |
WORKS & TRANSPORT MINISTER Ashe Holder |
| ARTS & CULTURE MINISTER Janine Winston 680-2373 |
FOREIGN AFFAIRS MINISTER Colin Sorias colinsorias@facebook.com |
INDEPENDENT SENATOR Betty Agostini |
INDEPENDENT SENATOR Diane Henderson |
| Website Address: http://poshhh.org | |||
| RUN DETAILS | ||||
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| RUN# | DATE | HARES | SITE | SCRIBE |
| 818 | Sep 29, 2012 | Enrique, Jordan, Alicia, David Morand and Michelle Girod | Chaguaramas | Spuds |
It was a pleasant feeling driving to the hash since it was so close to Port of Spain, meaning I can fully knock back some beers and not worry about pee stops on my way back. That pleasant feeling soon vanished when I found out who the hares were. “Oh boy, are they going to give us a hell of a time.”
The area looked like it would provide a good run. A call to order was made introducing the hares. Soon we were off, running in the wrong direction from the start. We were lead uphill and after about 10 minutes came back to the parking lot. Question marks arose on many of the hashers who thought this might be the shortest run in history. But we were lead back through a playground and then did the punishment begin.
Hills, slippery paths, vines and thorns are basically what followed. A trail meant to scare off the virgins that came. At the edge of the golf course, hopes were high for an On In but it was nowhere to be found. As we set off once again towards Macqueripe road with a dread feeling that we were going back into the bush, Michelle casually walked to a truck and announced that this was a beer stop. But what is this, poofter.
Our thoughts were right; we were yet again lead back into the bush. Soon enough, we were back on the road and soon the on-in. All in all, it was good run. The downs downs were called, starting with new shoes which belonged to Alistair, Shawna and Harty. The poofter nominees were of course Michelle, Spiderman, who was swinging and jumping to and fro during the hash and Dianne, who had a sweet eye for Spiderman. During the nomination, Dianne even made Spiderman get down on all fours. I really thought that they were going to engage in coitus right there. In the end, it was Dianne who was selected.
The virgins were Junie, Cinde, Elliot, Anneke, Rishe, Stacy, Giselle, Avislalla, Elizabeth, Annalise and Renais. We even had a hasher from Australia, Dave aka Tripod, who tried showing us why he was so named.
Pradeep’s Energy…the release of the beast
It was anticipated to be a well attended HASH and so it was, confirming that the lighthouse is the Trini landmark for far and West Mall for close. It was a pleasant drive though, enjoying a relatively Traffic free one and the lush scenery into the Chagaramas Golf Course. I was a bit concerned at first sight, seeing the hares showing each other their scares from setting the run, one with a banded knee claimed to have been from a fall on his own cutlass, another with a bruised hand and another with a back injury. It all looked suspicious as though something did no go as planned in the bush. The run started off in chaos at first but settled into a pleasant one with mixed terrain but got spoilt by a very puzzled end where a lot did not reach the on on in sign. I personally enjoyed the run and was pleased that most people did. The drinkers also had a ball, six kegs and a couple bottles of spirits went in a couple of hours, if we did compare that to the competition that night on the peninsula, we would have out done the others…..true to form with our motto “a drinking club with a running problem”.
Upcoming Events….Hash Fun day and cookout (bring your pot and your pepper) – Sunday 18th November, 2012
Next Runs: Tobago Weekend – Thursday 25th to Sunday 28th October, 2012
Hares: The Big Dicks & Casuals
Receding Hareline
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RUN # |
DATE |
HARES |
SITE |
| 819 | October 13, 2012 | Two Butts | Moka |
| 820
821 |
October 26, 2012
October 27, 2012 |
Big Dicks The Casuals Posse |
Tobago |
| 822 | November 10, 2012 | Central Posse | |
| 823 | November 24, 2012 | Nico Kersting | New Territory |
| 824 | December 8, 2012 | Hash Master’s Run | Christmas Party |
| 825 | December 22, 2012 | Incoming Hash Master |
Trash Run #817
| MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE |
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| HASH MASTER | Mumtaz Amarali | 625-3617 x29436 | mumtaz98@hotmail.com |
| HASH ASSISTANT | Pradeep Subrian | 678-2372 | psubrian@bluewaterstt.com |
| COMMUNICATIONS MINISTER | Zameer Ali | 678-9172 | u4ria532@hotmail.com |
| FINANCE MINISTER | Lorin Paton | 622-5806 (O) | |
| HARELINE | Salma Khan | 753-8843 | salmakhan_10@hotmail.com |
| SOCIAL DEVELOPMENT MINISTER Arthur Seebalack 461-5665 |
HEALTH MINISTER Tiza Matura 683-4848 |
SPORT & YOUTH DEVELOPMENT MINISTER Martin Griffith 681-9552 |
WORKS & TRANSPORT MINISTER Ashe Holder |
| ARTS & CULTURE MINISTER Janine Winston 680-2373 |
FOREIGN AFFAIRS MINISTER Colin Sorias colinsorias@facebook.com |
INDEPENDENT SENATOR Betty Agostini |
INDEPENDENT SENATOR Diane Henderson |
| Website Address: http://poshhh.org | |||
| RUN DETAILS | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| RUN# | DATE | HARES | SITE | SCRIBE |
| 817 | Sep 15, 2012 | HAYDEN, NICO, SPUDS,ROBIN, VICTOR, SUSAN AND KELVIN THE VILLAGER | Non Pareil Estate, Sangre Grande | A.S.S. (Acme Sanitation Systems) |
Well the directions never indicated 4x4needed to be transportation of choice. No distances were included so old dudes like myself had to keep sharpand guesstimate.
Anyways the day started off hot as hell. Reminded me of the days when David Morand used to drink with Satan on Fridays. This was one hash that should’ve started at 5 and no one would’ve mind. We were sweating long before the run even started, and some of us hid under the well placed tents. First time for me to see tents n chairs at a hash. So some of the old geezers used it as a time to regain consciousness.
The run started with an x, which set the tone for the rest of the run. Guess we all know how troublesome x’s can be,have yuh running up and down for no reason and just overall not pleasant to deal with. However, we did come for the challenge and for those who didn’t walk with their geritol, well next time.
The x’s kept coming faster than cheap whores at a free papsmear testing clinic.The x’s though were far down the trails so u had easily a 60-75m run, some longer before u realized there was another x. Only few men have so many x’s. But in the hash world many x’s can mean a better run.This gave the slackers like Harold and his bastard ole friends, a chance to play catch up. This phenomenon called’ol bastards catch up’ seemed to work to keep the group together. This was a lot better than the stampede we had in Flanagin Town. A run set by Satans drinking buddy himself Dave Moron.
My esteemed hash colleague Colin passed us on an uphill and said ‘its not a hike lets have some running.’ This was about 45min into the trail. A woman in a yard with some dogs said ‘diz the last lap?’ I said ‘no we are about half way thru.’ Her dog was erratic and someone said. ‘dog only getting on so cause he mother is a bitch’ heehee.
One other note… I did find parts of the trails to be a bit hard on the hash. Looked like a good recipe for a sprained ankle. Wait 2 ppl got sprained ankles? Hmmm …..my hunch was right after all. So we had 2 injuries, again in the hash world a norm.
Further on down the trail, more x’s. Well this time Colin was also hiking. I guess the many x’s wore him out too. Hope the alimony wasn’t too heavy for him to bear.
So we reach the end and see an ‘on in’ sign however, the sign was on part of the trail that led to a road or Twhich leads either way. First group heads right or east as Peeny would say and they come back n say no paper. Sothe group of us who are smart and generally wait for the dummies headed west. Road seemed to be getting less and more overgrowth. So we headed back east n another hasher said ‘road kinda ends.’ Christopher Columbus also known as Peeny says ‘ the sun sets in the west’ I did not know what bearing that had on anything but it sure was funny. But peeny says lets head back east. Well the final way was west, then we got to find out that Peenywas just making a general statement.
The down downs was a blur as some used it to experiment with alcohol on an empty stomach. For me this was way more entertaining than Ash stripping as a fairy showing off what he doesn’t have and 2 grown men running a race in the middle of all the fracas. Anyways back to the experiment, as the subject was a young lady, we had a couple night vultures began circling. Maybe in Grande,Corbeau have night vision goggles or infrared detection systemsHowever, these vultures were not only trying to feast themselves, but I must say did try to help, as I was accused of not being an avid admirer of drinkers.(that can’t handle their liquor)
Back to the hash.The hares on this run should’ve been the poofters as this was a REAL SHIT run.
Next run is apparently set by Morand again, as he was showing off his knees so proud of his scars and bruises No reason for us to know, but just a hint he spends a lot of time on his knees, in the forest, surrounded by men that drink.
And that ladies n gentlemen brings us to the end of the hash trash.
But one question…. Anyone knows the name of the young lady who got skunked?
From the Office of the Iron Lady
HARES : HAYDEN, NICO, SPUDS,ROBIN,VICTOR,SUSAN AND KELVIN THE VILLAGER all dressed in our national color….red.
Before the run started Ashe in his purple jersey was called up and all present were reminded that at the last run when most people were in red for our country’s Golden Jubilee celebration, Ashe wore is purple strip jersey which he has been wearing for many years, so just as Sampson hair was cut off, Ashe was stripped of his purple wear and upgraded in a red jersey, pants and a T&T tie, d man looked hot.
MUD FUH SO….these were the words printed on their t-shirts…well that was lie…..7 hares who were invisible on the run…..but we found our way. the ON IN written on the left side at the end of a trail however when we stepped onto the road we did not know if to go left or right… I headed left, but Pinnard said the sun setting right so we should go right…..well you know that was wrong…..but we found our way.Virgin
terrain, a hidden village with some nice people who welcomed us like family, good trails, well set run, some injuries but the casualty ward which was located under the drinks tent with Dr OZ who now is Dr Was, Nurse Party Animal and Dr Do Little by day and a House Nurse by night attended to the injured ladies.
There was also a hamper which the hares gave to the youngster who came in first, this was young Jessie (Cyril’s grandson).
Poofter nominees: the hares for a long drive to run site and a short run, Harold for cutting cost since he got married and making a wooden slippers for his son Ross and Ross for actually wearing the slippers. Poofter to Ross.
Happy Birthday: Happy 60th Birthday Henk… you still look like 16!
Fit..Fast…Furious….Fit Fast and Furious jersey given to Reza who has been so committed to the hash that he brings his wife Lisa, and their young sons Jordan and Brandon to the hash for the past 3 years, whether they running or not and even when one of them is sick or injured he still brings them.
Poofter Nominies…Pinny for saying the sun setting to the right and we should go that way, Nico for putting the ON IN where he did which was not very directionally correct and a virgin, new shoe hasher tnamed 3 E who throwed away the beer in his new shoe which he had to drink and for just not being co-operative during the down down, poofter : 3 E.
Mention must be made of the Angel Gabriel who we met when we hashed on the other side of Orupone early this year, who appeared again and as usual wanted to sprint one of our guys, so it was Mountain Goat and him….The Angel Gabriel flew to the finish line.
Upcoming Events: Hash Fun day and cookout (bring your pot and your pepper) – Sunday 18th November, 2012
Tobago Weekend – Thursday 25th to Sunday 28th October, 2012 (TT1500.00)
Directions to the next run #819
Date: Oct 13, 2012
Time: 3:30pm
Hares: Two Butts
Run Site: Villa Maria Hotel, Moka, Maraval
From KFC in Maraval proceed along Saddle Road. Continue along Saddle Road, passing the church on the hill, the gas station and then Haleland Park on the left – you will come to a fork in the road – take the left fork. (right side will take you to Maracas/Santa Cruz – don’t go there).
The run site is by the grassy area just after the taking the left fork Look for HHH signs.
Receding Hareline
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RUN # |
DATE |
HARES |
SITE |
| 819 | October 13, 2012 | Two Butts | Moka |
| 820
821 |
October 26, 2012
October 27, 2012 |
Big Dicks
The Casuals Posse |
Tobago
Tobago Alternate Run: Trinidad |
| 822 | November 10, 2012 | Central Posse | |
| 823 | November 24, 2012 | Nico Kersting | New Territory |
| 824 | December 8, 2012 | Hash Master’s Run | Christmas Party |
| 825 | December 22, 2012 | Incoming Hash Master |
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