Credit: Jason Dooloosingh
Credit: Jason Dooloosingh
Location: Haleland Park, Maraval
Hares: The Dis-Honorables
Date: Sat Aug 16th, 2014
Time: 3:30PM Set-Off!!
Proceed along Saddle Rd into Maraval. Go past Morne Coco Road, passing Maraval Police Station & Maraval TTPost [All ON LEFT].
Just after passing Haleland Park Villas [ON RIGHT], keep straight onto Perservarance Road into Haleland Park/ Moka. Run site is at triangle opposite Villa Maria Hotel. Food on sale – Chicken & Fish.
!! NOTE: Due to the nature of terrain & trails, the run will set off at 3:30PM – No EXCEPTION. !! Those arriving after the start time are advised NOT to set off on the trail. Please be early for the briefing before the run.
Directions to the next run #819
Date: Oct 13, 2012
Time: 3:30pm
Hares: Two Butts
Run Site: Trinity CollegeVilla Maria Hotel, Moka, Maraval
From KFC in Maraval proceed along Saddle Road. to Trinity College in Moka. The run site is at the football field. Continue along Saddle Road, passing the church on the hill, the gas station and then Haleland Park on the left – you will come to a fork in the road – take the left fork. (right side will take you to Maracas/Santa Cruz – don’t go there).
The run site is by the grassy area just after the taking the left fork Look for HHH signs.
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MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE |
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HASH MASTER | Michelle Girod | 741-9125 | mredon7@gmail.com |
HASH ASS | Arthur Seebalack | 461-5665 | |
ON-SEC | Mumtaz Amarali | 625-3617 x29436 | 51cleroffadmin1@republictt.com |
HARELINE | Salma Khan | 753-8843 | |
HASH C$SH | Lorin Paton | 622-5806 (O) | |
HASH BOOZE | Nevie Boos | 637-3033 (H) | |
HASH SOFTIES | Richard Marlay | 351-3694 | |
COMMITTEE | Betty Agostini, Karen Hale, Ronald Mc Donald | ||
Website Address: http://poshhh.org |
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RUN# | DATE | HARES | SITE | SCRIBE |
767 | December 11, 2010 | Nevie, Brian, Alan, Michelle | Fairways, Maraval | Abubakr Balewa Tefawa |
The following letter was seen in the Botswana Times. Poshhh has obtained a copy.
Dear Sir,
By the time you get this letter it will be christmas day so let me wish you all a Merry christmas.I was on vacation in Trinidad and I was invited by a friend to attend a hash run at a hilltop in Maraval.
The run started at a posh house and it very much reminded me of back home in Africa with all the rich and elite people inside behind a tall gate and the rabble poor made to wait outside on the street. I was told this was going to be a special run so i got permission from my embassy to attend.
The run started and as i looked around I must agree with my good friend Desmond Tutu that Trinidad is a rainbow country. We left the elite houses behind as we scrambled up a dry river bed, pass along the hillside and ended up in another river lower down where the not so well off lived. Apparently this was the abode of a particular man who uses the river as a bathroom. I mention this man because he was naked in the river and had the most enormous member. His member was bigger than any man’s in the whole of Africa.
(In Africa we only have Black Mambas which grow to a long length). He was the talk of all the female hashers and one particular hasher who only has big ears. The run continued along the road and back to the rich people area.
Apparently after the run there is some sort of quasi religious ceremony conducted by the leader. The people who set the run were blessed with intoxicating substances along with people who professed their virginity and others who wish to consecrate their new possessions such as a pair of new shoes. The leader was a tall woman a bit like an Avatar who blesses and punishes her following. But suddenly something happened that really made feel like i was back home in Africa.
While the tall lady was conducting her ceremony a seemingly Indian section led by a tall skinny man Mahashma and his co-conspirators Mumtaz and Asha staged a coup and tried to seize power calling for the arrest of the tall lady. He succeeded for a while forcing the tall lady to wear a disgusting and demeaning shirt .But in the confusion she regained controlled and punished the upstart skinny indian( not to be confused with one called Doon).
I have applied to the Botswana government to start a hash in my country but Botswanian are somewhat skeptical whether this type of activity would benefit the country.
Yours Truly
Abubakr Balewa Tefawa
Run No. 767 – 11th December, 2010
Run Site: Fairways, Maraval
Parting is such sweet sorrow.. not! But last run of the year (for me) and oh how sweet that was. The Dooks, Nevie, Alan and your HM practically out did ourselves setting the perfect run. Of course, Nevie almost tried to run me over with a big black cow, but luckily I lived to tell the tail. A quick run thru the back of the Maraval hills and then it was back to the run site for the down downs. The Ass Hm tried to stage a coup, and it might have worked too, until he took his shirt off and tied a diaper around his waist.
Good try Mahashma. The downs downs were completed in record time, it was then on to the real festivities of the day, the Hash Christmas party.
On On
Poofter Award:Coming across a naked Indian on the trail earlier in the day, the Dooks was so impressed he wanted to go back for a second look. Nevie for almost maiming the HM with a lethal weapon, a cow, and the set up of the afternoon, the winner, the HM for some nonsensical crime having to do with a cell phone. (There were a couple of other nominees, but oops, I can’t remember who they were).
Then it was on to the fete of the year. Alcohol flowed and the people were fed, except Zam and his gyul, according to him. Then the disorganizing committee put on a sterling performance that really impressed the audience never mind they couldn’t make out the words of the song. Amazingly Santa and his helpers then appeared on the roof by the chimney. Even more unbelievable, as they came down the chimney, Santa morphed into a super cool hip hop Santa with a hot little helper. That was sure one naughty Santa, and he rewarded his hardworking girls and boys with some deserving presents.
The ceremonial Parrot was then handed over to the new HM, Mahashma, who took his time in naming his new Hash Ass, Mumtaz. Good luck to you both!
Thanks to Mrs. Hale and Susan for the use of their beautiful home. Thanks to committee for all their hard work and support over the year, and all who attended to make the party so much fun! Thanks to the sponsors, Eggie, Pradeep and Blue Waters, Carib, El Pecos, and Robert Bermudez. Your support to the Hash is always appreciated.
Have a Great 2011 folks. Be safe be Happy.
Date: 8th January, 2011
Time: 3:30 p.m.
Hares: The Big Dicks
RunSite: Lopinot
Directions:
From west/ Port of Spain: Proceed along Churchhill Rooosevelt Hgwy to Golden Grove Road intersection. Take left at Golden Grove intersection (Bhagwansingh’s Hardware) and proceed north along Golden Grove Road until Eastern Main Rd. Turn right at Eastern Main Rd and proceed east along Eastern Main Rd to Lopinot Road/ Eastern Main Rd intersection. Turn left at Lopinot Road junction and proceed north along Lopinot Road to Lopinot Village and run site is opposite GARSAL’s bar by the almond trees (Parking is along the street). Look for HHH signs. Food on sale. |
RUN # | DATE | HARES | SITE |
769 | January 8, 2011 | The Big Dicks | Lopinot |
770 | January 22, 2011 | Hadyn Als | |
771 | February 5, 2011 | Doon | |
772 | February 19, 2011 | Uncle Ray | |
773 | March 5, 2011 | Betty Agostini | Carnival Hash Calypso Competition |
774 | March 19, 2011 | Old Bats?? | |
775 | April 2, 2011 | Beerly Audble | Cumana |
776 | April 16, 2011 | Mountain Goats | |
777 | April 30, 2011 | Marlon Newallo | |
778 | May 14, 2011 | Lorin Paton/David Jamieson/Betty Agostini | Reewat Memorial Run |
779 | May 28, 2011 | Harper | |
780 | June 11, 2011 | The Three Wongs (David, Zachery, Zane) | |
781 | June 25, 2011 | Central Posse/ Overseas Run | TBA/ Barbados |
782 | July 9, 2011 | The Posh | |
783 | July 23, 2011 | The Harpers | |
784 | August 6, 2011 | Ivan Charles | |
785 | August 20, 2011 | Brian Dookie | Anniversary Run |
786 | September 3 2011 | The Big Dicks | |
787 | September 17 2011 | Derek De Freitas | |
788 | October 1 2011 | Allister Martin/Simon Wescott/Nathalie | |
789 | October 15 2011 | Randall (Lall) Lyon | |
790 | October 29 2011 | The Bimbos | Tobago |
791 | November 12 2011 | Mark Nuzum | |
792 | November 26 2011 | ||
793 | December 10 2011 | Hash Masters Run | Christmas Party |
794 | December 24 2011 |
Run Directions – Run#767 December 11, 2010