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The Hills Have Eyes Haleland Park, Maraval Hash Run #924 GoPro

26 Apr

Credit: Jason Dooloosingh

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Trash Run #872 – Haleland Park

29 Aug

trash run 872 haleland park

Photo Gallery – Run 872 – Haleland Park

17 Aug


Photos courtesy: Ashe Holder

Run Directions – Run #872 – Haleland Park, Maraval

9 Aug

Run Directions #872

Location: Haleland Park, Maraval
Hares: The Dis-Honorables
Date: Sat Aug 16th, 2014
Time: 3:30PM Set-Off!!

Proceed along Saddle Rd into Maraval. Go past Morne Coco Road, passing Maraval Police Station & Maraval TTPost [All ON LEFT].
Just after passing Haleland Park Villas [ON RIGHT], keep straight onto Perservarance Road into Haleland Park/ Moka. Run site is at triangle opposite Villa Maria Hotel. Food on sale – Chicken & Fish.

!! NOTE: Due to the nature of terrain & trails, the run will set off at 3:30PM – No EXCEPTION. !! Those arriving after the start time are advised NOT to set off on the trail. Please be early for the briefing before the run.


Run Directions – Run #819

3 Oct

Directions to the next run #819

Date: Oct 13, 2012
Time: 3:30pm
Hares: Two Butts
Run Site: Trinity CollegeVilla Maria Hotel, Moka, Maraval

From KFC in Maraval proceed along Saddle Road. to Trinity College in Moka. The run site is at the football field. Continue along Saddle Road, passing the church on the hill, the gas station and then Haleland Park on the left – you will come to a fork in the road – take the left fork. (right side will take you to Maracas/Santa Cruz – don’t go there).
The run site is by the grassy area just after the taking the left fork Look for HHH signs.

Trash Run 767

6 Jan

Hash Trash Run 767

POSHHH Banner
MIS-MANAGEMENT
COMMITTEE
HASH MASTER Michelle Girod 741-9125 mredon7@gmail.com
HASH ASS Arthur Seebalack 461-5665
ON-SEC Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436 51cleroffadmin1@republictt.com
HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843
HASH C$SH Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE Nevie Boos 637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES Richard Marlay 351-3694
COMMITTEE Betty Agostini, Karen Hale, Ronald Mc Donald
Website Address: http://poshhh.org


RUN DETAILS
RUN# DATE HARES SITE SCRIBE
767 December 11, 2010 Nevie, Brian, Alan, Michelle Fairways, Maraval Abubakr Balewa Tefawa


Line Break - On-On Feet

The following letter was seen in the Botswana Times. Poshhh has obtained a copy.

Dear Sir,

By the time you get this letter it will be christmas day so let me wish you all a Merry christmas.I was on vacation in Trinidad and I was invited by a friend to attend a hash run at a hilltop in Maraval.
The run started at a posh house and it very much reminded me of back home in Africa with all the rich and elite people inside behind a tall gate and the rabble poor made to wait outside on the street. I was told this was going to be a special run so i got permission from my embassy to attend.

The run started and as i looked around I must agree with my good friend Desmond Tutu that Trinidad is a rainbow country. We left the elite houses behind as we scrambled up a dry river bed, pass along the hillside and ended up in another river lower down where the not so well off lived. Apparently this was the abode of a particular man who uses the river as a bathroom. I mention this man because he was naked in the river and had the most enormous member. His member was bigger than any man’s in the whole of Africa.
(In Africa we only have Black Mambas which grow to a long length). He was the talk of all the female hashers and one particular hasher who only has big ears. The run continued along the road and back to the rich people area.

Apparently after the run there is some sort of quasi religious ceremony conducted by the leader. The people who set the run were blessed with intoxicating substances along with people who professed their virginity and others who wish to consecrate their new possessions such as a pair of new shoes. The leader was a tall woman a bit like an Avatar who blesses and punishes her following. But suddenly something happened that really made feel like i was back home in Africa.

While the tall lady was conducting her ceremony a seemingly Indian section led by a tall skinny man Mahashma and his co-conspirators Mumtaz and Asha staged a coup and tried to seize power calling for the arrest of the tall lady. He succeeded for a while forcing the tall lady to wear a disgusting and demeaning shirt .But in the confusion she regained controlled and punished the upstart skinny indian( not to be confused with one called Doon).

I have applied to the Botswana government to start a hash in my country but Botswanian are somewhat skeptical whether this type of activity would benefit the country.

Yours Truly
Abubakr Balewa Tefawa

Line Break - On-On Feet

Michelle's Mess

Run No. 767 – 11th December, 2010                                                   

Run Site: Fairways, Maraval

Parting is such sweet sorrow.. not!   But last run of the year (for me) and oh how sweet that was.  The Dooks, Nevie, Alan and your HM practically out did ourselves setting the perfect run.   Of course, Nevie almost tried to run me over with a big black cow, but luckily I lived to tell the tail.   A quick run thru the back of the Maraval hills and then it was back to the run site for the down downs.  The Ass Hm tried to stage a coup, and it might have worked too, until he took his shirt off and tied a diaper around his waist. 

Good try Mahashma.   The downs downs were completed in record time, it was then on to the real festivities of the day, the Hash Christmas party.

 On On

Poofter Award:Coming across a naked Indian on the trail earlier in the day, the Dooks was so impressed he wanted to go back for a second look.  Nevie for almost maiming the HM with a lethal weapon, a cow, and the set up of the afternoon, the winner, the HM for some nonsensical crime having to do with a cell phone.  (There were a couple of other nominees, but oops, I can’t remember who they were). 

Then it was on to the fete of the year.  Alcohol flowed and the people were fed, except Zam and his gyul, according to him.  Then the disorganizing committee put on a sterling performance that really impressed the audience never mind they couldn’t make out the words of the song.   Amazingly Santa and his helpers then appeared on the roof by the chimney.  Even more unbelievable, as they came down the chimney, Santa morphed into a super cool hip hop Santa with a hot little helper.  That was sure one naughty Santa, and he rewarded his hardworking girls and boys with some deserving presents. 

The ceremonial Parrot was then handed over to the new HM, Mahashma, who took his time in naming his new Hash Ass, Mumtaz.  Good luck to you both! 

Thanks to Mrs. Hale and Susan for the use of their beautiful home.  Thanks to committee for all their hard work and support over the year, and all who attended to make the party so much fun!   Thanks to the sponsors, Eggie, Pradeep and Blue Waters, Carib, El Pecos, and Robert Bermudez.  Your support to the Hash is always appreciated. 

Have a Great 2011 folks.  Be safe be Happy.

Line Break - On-On Feet

 

DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #769

Date:    8th January, 2011

Time:   3:30 p.m.

Hares:  The Big Dicks

RunSite: Lopinot

Directions:

From west/ Port of Spain: Proceed along Churchhill Rooosevelt Hgwy to Golden Grove Road intersection. Take left at Golden Grove intersection (Bhagwansingh’s Hardware) and proceed north along Golden Grove Road until Eastern Main Rd. Turn right at Eastern Main Rd and proceed east along Eastern Main Rd to Lopinot Road/ Eastern Main Rd intersection. Turn left at Lopinot Road junction and proceed north along Lopinot Road to Lopinot Village and run site is opposite GARSAL’s bar by the almond trees (Parking is along the street). Look for HHH signs. Food on sale.

RECEDING HARELINE

2011

RUN # DATE HARES SITE
769 January 8, 2011 The Big Dicks Lopinot
770 January 22, 2011 Hadyn Als
771 February 5, 2011 Doon
772 February 19, 2011 Uncle Ray
773 March 5, 2011 Betty Agostini Carnival Hash Calypso Competition
774 March 19, 2011 Old Bats??
775 April 2, 2011 Beerly Audble Cumana
776 April 16, 2011 Mountain Goats  
777 April 30, 2011 Marlon Newallo
778 May 14, 2011 Lorin Paton/David Jamieson/Betty Agostini Reewat Memorial Run
779 May 28, 2011 Harper
780 June 11, 2011 The Three Wongs (David, Zachery, Zane)
781 June 25, 2011 Central Posse/ Overseas Run TBA/ Barbados
782 July 9, 2011 The Posh
783 July 23, 2011 The Harpers
784 August 6, 2011 Ivan Charles
785 August 20, 2011 Brian Dookie Anniversary Run
786 September 3 2011 The Big Dicks  
787 September 17 2011 Derek De Freitas  
788 October 1 2011 Allister Martin/Simon Wescott/Nathalie  
789 October 15 2011 Randall (Lall) Lyon  
790 October 29 2011 The Bimbos Tobago
791 November 12 2011 Mark Nuzum  
792 November 26 2011    
793 December 10 2011 Hash Masters Run Christmas Party
794 December 24 2011    

HARES – Pick your spot for 2011
Only 2 spots left!

Run Directions – Run#767 December 11, 2010

30 Nov

Run Directions – Run#767 December 11, 2010

RUN DIRECTIONS
RUN #767
DATE December 11, 2010
HARES Michelle, Brian,. Alan, Nevie
RUN SITE 16 St. Andrew’s Terrace, Fairways, Maraval
TIME 3:30PM
MAP Run Site Map Run 767
DIRECTIONS
  • Travel north along the Saddle Road from the Savannah (as if heading for Maracas)
  • At the RBTT/KFC junction near to The Country Club, turn right (still heading for Maracas)
  • Pass Hi Lo, SuperPharm, Adams Bakery, Linda’s bakery, all on the left
    Turn left into La Seiva Road (where Kappa Drugs used to be – now a paint shop) into Fairways
  • Cross bridge and go straight up Golf Course Road
  • Turn into 3rd road on the LEFT (St Andrews Terrace)
  • Cross narrow bridge and go up steep hill
  • 2nd house on the LEFT at top of hill is #16