The Hills Have Eyes Haleland Park, Maraval Hash Run #924 GoPro

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Trash Run #872 – Haleland Park

Photo Gallery – Run 872 – Haleland Park

Photos courtesy: Ashe Holder

Run Directions – Run #872 – Haleland Park, Maraval

Run Directions #872

Location: Haleland Park, Maraval
Hares: The Dis-Honorables
Date: Sat Aug 16th, 2014
Time: 3:30PM Set-Off!!

Proceed along Saddle Rd into Maraval. Go past Morne Coco Road, passing Maraval Police Station & Maraval TTPost [All ON LEFT].
Just after passing Haleland Park Villas [ON RIGHT], keep straight onto Perservarance Road into Haleland Park/ Moka. Run site is at triangle opposite Villa Maria Hotel. Food on sale – Chicken & Fish.

!! NOTE: Due to the nature of terrain & trails, the run will set off at 3:30PM – No EXCEPTION. !! Those arriving after the start time are advised NOT to set off on the trail. Please be early for the briefing before the run.

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Run Directions – Run #819

Directions to the next run #819

Date: Oct 13, 2012
Time: 3:30pm
Hares: Two Butts
Run Site: Trinity CollegeVilla Maria Hotel, Moka, Maraval

From KFC in Maraval proceed along Saddle Road. to Trinity College in Moka. The run site is at the football field. Continue along Saddle Road, passing the church on the hill, the gas station and then Haleland Park on the left – you will come to a fork in the road – take the left fork. (right side will take you to Maracas/Santa Cruz – don’t go there).
The run site is by the grassy area just after the taking the left fork Look for HHH signs.

Trash Run 767

Hash Trash Run 767

MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE
HASH MASTER	Michelle Girod	741-9125	mredon7@gmail.com
HASH ASS	Arthur Seebalack	461-5665
ON-SEC	Mumtaz Amarali	625-3617 x29436	51cleroffadmin1@republictt.com
HARELINE	Salma Khan	753-8843
HASH C$SH	Lorin Paton	622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE	Nevie Boos	637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES	Richard Marlay	351-3694
COMMITTEE	Betty Agostini, Karen Hale, Ronald Mc Donald
Website Address: http://poshhh.org

RUN DETAILS
RUN#	DATE	HARES	SITE	SCRIBE
767	December 11, 2010	Nevie, Brian, Alan, Michelle	Fairways, Maraval	Abubakr Balewa Tefawa

The following letter was seen in the Botswana Times. Poshhh has obtained a copy.

Dear Sir,

By the time you get this letter it will be christmas day so let me wish you all a Merry christmas.I was on vacation in Trinidad and I was invited by a friend to attend a hash run at a hilltop in Maraval.
The run started at a posh house and it very much reminded me of back home in Africa with all the rich and elite people inside behind a tall gate and the rabble poor made to wait outside on the street. I was told this was going to be a special run so i got permission from my embassy to attend.

The run started and as i looked around I must agree with my good friend Desmond Tutu that Trinidad is a rainbow country. We left the elite houses behind as we scrambled up a dry river bed, pass along the hillside and ended up in another river lower down where the not so well off lived. Apparently this was the abode of a particular man who uses the river as a bathroom. I mention this man because he was naked in the river and had the most enormous member. His member was bigger than any man’s in the whole of Africa.
(In Africa we only have Black Mambas which grow to a long length). He was the talk of all the female hashers and one particular hasher who only has big ears. The run continued along the road and back to the rich people area.

Apparently after the run there is some sort of quasi religious ceremony conducted by the leader. The people who set the run were blessed with intoxicating substances along with people who professed their virginity and others who wish to consecrate their new possessions such as a pair of new shoes. The leader was a tall woman a bit like an Avatar who blesses and punishes her following. But suddenly something happened that really made feel like i was back home in Africa.

While the tall lady was conducting her ceremony a seemingly Indian section led by a tall skinny man Mahashma and his co-conspirators Mumtaz and Asha staged a coup and tried to seize power calling for the arrest of the tall lady. He succeeded for a while forcing the tall lady to wear a disgusting and demeaning shirt .But in the confusion she regained controlled and punished the upstart skinny indian( not to be confused with one called Doon).

I have applied to the Botswana government to start a hash in my country but Botswanian are somewhat skeptical whether this type of activity would benefit the country.

Yours Truly
Abubakr Balewa Tefawa

Run No. 767 – 11th December, 2010                                                   

Run Site: Fairways, Maraval

Parting is such sweet sorrow.. not!   But last run of the year (for me) and oh how sweet that was.  The Dooks, Nevie, Alan and your HM practically out did ourselves setting the perfect run.   Of course, Nevie almost tried to run me over with a big black cow, but luckily I lived to tell the tail.   A quick run thru the back of the Maraval hills and then it was back to the run site for the down downs.  The Ass Hm tried to stage a coup, and it might have worked too, until he took his shirt off and tied a diaper around his waist. 

Good try Mahashma.   The downs downs were completed in record time, it was then on to the real festivities of the day, the Hash Christmas party.

 On On

Poofter Award:Coming across a naked Indian on the trail earlier in the day, the Dooks was so impressed he wanted to go back for a second look.  Nevie for almost maiming the HM with a lethal weapon, a cow, and the set up of the afternoon, the winner, the HM for some nonsensical crime having to do with a cell phone.  (There were a couple of other nominees, but oops, I can’t remember who they were). 

Then it was on to the fete of the year.  Alcohol flowed and the people were fed, except Zam and his gyul, according to him.  Then the disorganizing committee put on a sterling performance that really impressed the audience never mind they couldn’t make out the words of the song.   Amazingly Santa and his helpers then appeared on the roof by the chimney.  Even more unbelievable, as they came down the chimney, Santa morphed into a super cool hip hop Santa with a hot little helper.  That was sure one naughty Santa, and he rewarded his hardworking girls and boys with some deserving presents. 

The ceremonial Parrot was then handed over to the new HM, Mahashma, who took his time in naming his new Hash Ass, Mumtaz.  Good luck to you both! 

Thanks to Mrs. Hale and Susan for the use of their beautiful home.  Thanks to committee for all their hard work and support over the year, and all who attended to make the party so much fun!   Thanks to the sponsors, Eggie, Pradeep and Blue Waters, Carib, El Pecos, and Robert Bermudez.  Your support to the Hash is always appreciated. 

Have a Great 2011 folks.  Be safe be Happy.

 

DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #769

Date:    8th January, 2011

Time:   3:30 p.m.

Hares:  The Big Dicks

RunSite: Lopinot

Directions:

From west/ Port of Spain: Proceed along Churchhill Rooosevelt Hgwy to Golden Grove Road intersection. Take left at Golden Grove intersection (Bhagwansingh’s Hardware) and proceed north along Golden Grove Road until Eastern Main Rd. Turn right at Eastern Main Rd and proceed east along Eastern Main Rd to Lopinot Road/ Eastern Main Rd intersection. Turn left at Lopinot Road junction and proceed north along Lopinot Road to Lopinot Village and run site is opposite GARSAL’s bar by the almond trees (Parking is along the street). Look for HHH signs. Food on sale.

RECEDING HARELINE

2011

RUN #	DATE	HARES	SITE
769	January 8, 2011	The Big Dicks	Lopinot
770	January 22, 2011	Hadyn Als
771	February 5, 2011	Doon
772	February 19, 2011	Uncle Ray
773	March 5, 2011	Betty Agostini	Carnival Hash Calypso Competition
774	March 19, 2011	Old Bats??
775	April 2, 2011	Beerly Audble	Cumana
776	April 16, 2011	Mountain Goats
777	April 30, 2011	Marlon Newallo
778	May 14, 2011	Lorin Paton/David Jamieson/Betty Agostini	Reewat Memorial Run
779	May 28, 2011	Harper
780	June 11, 2011	The Three Wongs (David, Zachery, Zane)
781	June 25, 2011	Central Posse/ Overseas Run	TBA/ Barbados
782	July 9, 2011	The Posh
783	July 23, 2011	The Harpers
784	August 6, 2011	Ivan Charles
785	August 20, 2011	Brian Dookie	Anniversary Run
786	September 3 2011	The Big Dicks
787	September 17 2011	Derek De Freitas
788	October 1 2011	Allister Martin/Simon Wescott/Nathalie
789	October 15 2011	Randall (Lall) Lyon
790	October 29 2011	The Bimbos	Tobago
791	November 12 2011	Mark Nuzum
792	November 26 2011
793	December 10 2011	Hash Masters Run	Christmas Party
794	December 24 2011

HARES – Pick your spot for 2011
Only 2 spots left!

Run Directions – Run#767 December 11, 2010

Run Directions – Run#767 December 11, 2010

RUN DIRECTIONS
RUN	#767
DATE	December 11, 2010
HARES	Michelle, Brian,. Alan, Nevie
RUN SITE	16 St. Andrew’s Terrace, Fairways, Maraval
TIME	3:30PM
MAP
DIRECTIONS	Travel north along the Saddle Road from the Savannah (as if heading for Maracas) At the RBTT/KFC junction near to The Country Club, turn right (still heading for Maracas) Pass Hi Lo, SuperPharm, Adams Bakery, Linda’s bakery, all on the left Turn left into La Seiva Road (where Kappa Drugs used to be – now a paint shop) into Fairways Cross bridge and go straight up Golf Course Road Turn into 3rd road on the LEFT (St Andrews Terrace) Cross narrow bridge and go up steep hill 2nd house on the LEFT at top of hill is #16