Hash Songs

Traditional Down Down Song

Here’s to _____, he’s true blue.
He’s a hasher through and through,
He’s a pisspot so they say.
Tried to get to heaven,
But he went the other way.
Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.
(Continue or go to "Why Are We Waiting")

Traditional Down Down Song II

Here’s to _____, he’s (she’s) true blue.
He’s (she’s) a hasher through and through.
He’s (she’s) a pisspot, so they say.
He’ll (she’ll) never to get to heaven,
In a long, long way.
Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.
(Continue or go to "Why Are We Waiting")

Traditional Down Down Song III

Here’s to _____, he don’t screw,
He’s a a$$hole, through and through,
He’s a sh#thead, so they say,
Tried to be a hetro,
But he went the other way.
Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.
(Continue or go to "Why Are We Waiting")

Why Are We Waiting?

(To: Oh, Come All Ye Faithful)
(Good for slow drinkers at the
Down Down, hurrying up barmaids
or slow beermasters and mismanagement.)
Why are we waiting,
Could be masturbating,
Oh, why are we wa-ai-ting,
So f#$k-ing long.
Why are we wait-ing,
Could be fornicating,
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing,
So f#$king long!
(repeat as needed)

Why Are We Waiting?(Cleaner version for public singing)

Why are we wait-ing,
Why-y are we waiting,
Oh, why are we wa-ai-ting
Oh why, why, why?
Why are we wait-ing,
Why-y are we wa-ai-ting?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing,
Oh, why, why, why?
(repeat as needed)