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Trash Run – #830

17 Mar


A Drinking Club with a running problem

Web Address: https://posh3.wordpress.com

DATE:March 2nd, 2013           RUN:#830                    RUN SITE : Caura

HARES: Vin, Michelle Keise (Stephen Kissoon), Dennis, Kyle, Victor & Wahid

SCRIBE : Hashslut

Once upon a time in the isle of Trinidad, the hash slut was getting ready to go to yet another hash.

Ah ready for de hash, meh shoes ready, meh hash jersey and pants ready, meh water and soap to wash off ready .  Ah ready ready.

The destination is Caura. Ah like Caura because ah always like hash wid ah river. De last time we went Caura, dey had bees dat just loved de woman wearing perfume.

The directions said, turn left on Eastern Main Road, if ya reach KFC, ya gone too far. Well, ya doh have to reach KFC  for  some hashers  to go too far.

Anyway, let’s get on de road. It take meh  bout  one hour to get to Caura and dey  had plenty hashers anxiously waiting to go in the bush.  It was a good turnout, some new faces.

Dey had ah whole bunch ah hares. De list was   Vin, Michelle, Keiser, Dennis, Kyle, Victor, Wahid and of course, ah man from de area. With a group like dat, de hash had to be confusing!! De Hash Master stand on ah heap ah sand and introduce de bunch ah hares and dem hares gave some details (all lies, as usual). Ah listening to de hash master when a man almost blind meh wid he brand new totally  white sneakers……..hmmmm, special down down for him.

So, is on on, and ah disappointed already because we going away from de river. Steups!!

We approach the first hill and I take a deep breath to start my assent. The barefoot hare calls the walkers back to another trail. So, being a little chubby and the knees not as strong as they use to be, I happily accepted the walkers route……so I’m ah wuss !!   I accept that.

So, the next trail looks like another hill. Well, dis is de walkers trail, so de hill go be short. Ah walk up, and then ah walk up more, like dis hill eh finishing!!! Well, ah panting like ah sick dog, meh knees  vex wid meh and meh tongue hanging out meh mouth and start to lick meh shoes.  De front runners done catch up and passing de walkers . Some people have dey hands on dey hips, some leaning on ah tree to rest. It was ah serious hill and we barely survived.

Anyway, de hash not done yet,  there was more.  So ah stick wid de walkers and able to do ah brisk walk. Ah ready for ah cold beer, but ah have to wait. We see ah truck in de bush and then suddenly, there was a buzzzz among de hashers!! It wasn’t e hashers talking too loud. It was a swarm of bees attacking the hashers. The bees were in ah frenzy, the hashers were in ah frenzy. This was clearly survival of de fastest.  Everybody run and eh look back. Husband separate from wife, girlfriend separate from boyfriend.  Dem bees sting some hashers til dey cry!!

So dis cause de hash to split into 4 distinct parts, some front pack ran for dey life, some take a drop wid de beekeeper (were seen puffing here, there and everywhere), some took alternate trail wid barefoot hare, and de all girls group went wid barefoot’s daddy.

I myself went wid barefoot (Kyle) and he lead us safely through bush wid no bees. Ah throw myself in de river. Ah was traumatized, ah needed something to calm meh down, to settle meh nerves…… ah needed ah very cold beer.

All hashers out de bush and talking about de experience.  Now dat de alcohol flowing, everybody happy. De hares real lucky dat dey eh have hashers who allergic!! Anyway, man, woman , child and others were OK.

Ah had to apoligize for not knowing what happen at de downs downs. Ah was wet and start to shiver, so ah went to change.  When ah reach back, ah went straight for another beer. We stay at de site for awhile. De lime was good, plenty shit talk.

De hares say dat dey organize to lime by de first bar on de left. We left in convoy and reach de bar….it closed. We see ah second bar….it closed, steups!!   Some hashers decide to go home, Dem hares bust up de lime. Some of us needed more beer to calm de nerves, so we reach Jammer’s bar to share some more pints.

Ah finish tell meh personal hash story.

Goat could rush us,  bulls could butt us, bees could sting us, marabunta could attack us, we will hash again.


We had 18 VIRGINS……and if you see the reaction of the new hashers when the bees attacked, they all in a frenzy but the seasoned ones, just another barrier to the beers at the end…..don’t worry; a few beers and it will take care for itself. The river limers had good fun, rubbing the white rum on the female hashers, even their buttocks as they seize the opportunity, taking the bees out of their hair while the male hashers had to jump into the river and fend for themselves. The run was a good one and enjoyed by all. Thanks to the hares, a good combination of virgin hares supported by seasoned ones. It is great to see men like Smitty always willing to assist where needed….thanks to him for being a hasher true and true!

VIRGINS: Khalid, Nick, Rachel, Kiana, Kamla, Jordan, Robert, Katrina, Natalia, Camila, Max, Drue, Derrick, Richard, Michelle, Ardene, Rory and Siddarth

Visiting Hasher – Tweedle Dumb – USA

Poofter: The Hares

From the HASH MASTER ……….ON ON!



DATE :  March 30th, 2013

HARES: Nico & Andre

RUN SITE:  Penal

Time: 3.30pm


Drive to the end of the Solomon Hochoy Highway at Golconda and take a left at the roundabout followed by an immediate right after 200m. Follow this road towards Debe and follow the signs for Penal. Once in Penal proper, follow the main road southwest towards Siparia for another 2.7km and take a right towards the Moora Dam for another 1km. This turn off is approximately 800m before the turn-off to the PowerGen Plant. So if you once you see PowerGen, you went too far!  Total distance from lighthouse approx. 65km (about 1:15 hour drive). The site is easy to reach, also for cars, and there is sufficient parking. Food will be arranged.

Hares: Nico & Andre


March 16, 2013

Randall Lyon





March 30, 2013

Nico Kersting

Moora Dam (New Territory)




April 13, 2013

Doon (Birthday Bash Run – BBR)

Maracas Bay

(Doon’s Residence)




April 27, 2013

Nevi Boos




May 11, 2013

The Bimbos: Memorial Run

To be finalized




Run Directions – Run #829

25 Feb

Date: Sat Mar 02 2013
Time: 3:30pm
Site: Caura
Hares: Vin, Michelle, Keiser (Stephen Kissoon), Dennis, Kyle, Victor and Wahid

From Port-of-Spain – drive East on Churchill-Roosevelt Highway to Orange Grove intersection (past Macoya and before Trincity Mall). Turn left (North) and follow the road ahead to Eastern Main Rd. Intersection (T-junction). Turn left (West) and proceed to Caura Road intersection (about ¼ mile or less) if you have reached K.F.C, El Dorado, you have gone too far, turn right (North) onto Caura Royal Road and proceed, passing Caura Medical facility, pool one and pool two, after which you will come to a Y-junction (you will see a red and white Bus Shed) keep right .Look for HHH signs along the way. Approximate driving time from POS 50 minutes.

Food on Sale: Saltfish and Provisions, Chicken curry and Paratha roti: $30 each

Photo Gallery – Caura 2012

1 Aug

Trash Run #812

26 Jul


HASH MASTER Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436 mumtaz98@hotmail.com
HASH ASSISTANT Pradeep Subrian 678-2372 psubrian@bluewaterstt.com
COMMUNICATIONS MINISTER Zameer Ali 678-9172 u4ria532@hotmail.com
FINANCE MINISTER Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843 salmakhan_10@hotmail.com
Arthur Seebalack
Tiza Matura
Martin Griffith
Ashe Holder
Janine Winston 680-2373
Colin Sorias
Betty Agostini
Diane Henderson
Website Address: http://poshhh.org
812 Jul 7, 2012 Reed, Marli, Gerry and Janelle Caura Party Animal

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Rum Runners Run, the long anticipated to be run of the year, arrived at the Caura Valley lush green vegetation, cool flowing river and a gently breeze, tall lean green bamboo gently caressing each other…….ok ok I better stick to the trash, yes all set….The Iron Lady decided to do an introduction of some Hardcore person, season hashers upset cause nothing harder than hashing. Hash start 4.00 pm after spinning about Marli decided we taking too long to get on the correct trail so he show us where to go as he did all the way……hmmmm. Reed disappears, Gerry gone with the wind and Janelle supporting the bottom or back so they don’t fall out. After much up hill and lots of sliping, sliding, spreading, skinning, flipping, falling and plenty copulating we manage to come down to a river, only to ascend a long ass hill which some hashers say the triple R’s want to prove they long and hard……we couldn’t seem to see the top and there was more copulating of words to create a new population. Eventually by 5.30pm I made it out in one piece, I think…then to the cool river for a supple muscle relaxant….I was going to beg for some curry duck but figure I beg enough in Guyana….down downs…Iron Lady announce is ah free rum bar much thanks to Dianne and Angostura and well received by all who labored on the long and narrow path…Curtis having a powerfull tool was given his hash name ICE PICK. Shawna…..was named ICE BREAKER cause she slippery hence the reason Curtis tool got placed elsewhere….Betty…..boobs now renamed Cougar….purple cougar outfit….meow meowing and all with her personal trainer who showed off an Adonis like body and very hard Glutus Maximus…yum yum…..party start….Paulaina come, Tiza can you help me..??? I get cut….I send her by Ashe to get his car keys…I get my first aid kit, fix her up and put the keys back in my purse….later Ashe ask for the keys so I give him the keys….he asking me where the car keys, he only have the remote on the holder… so I say that is all Paulina give me…He say No!!!! the key was on it….I say no Ashe all I got was the remote…..9.00pm and it dark cause the generator run out of gas…Iron Lady en’t saying nothing and we know she deadly when she silent….then Ashe put on his headlight and start to look for the keys. By this time all started looking with headlights on for Ashe’s keys…Lordie…lordie I had to repeat the sequence over and over what transpired with the keys….I swear I was suffering from AZP. Everyone looking on the ground for the car keys, suddenly I decided I better get some divine intervention yes, cause this en’t looking good so I called upon St Christopher and my guardian angel Raul….in less than 5 seconds Ashe find the keys in his tights….so say thanks to the divine intervention….some say Ashe so accustom to a long thing in his pants hanging down to his knee so that is why he en’t bother to feel in his pants. (talk about being well endowed) everyone up in arms made him neal down and douse him with water, Poofter for the rest of the year….not to mention hash name nominations…..long john silver, Dickey, Long Dickey and any other…

May the Divine Architect of the Universe Teach Us Mere Mortals Too Be Always Remarkable, Resourceful, Revolutionary and never Retired so that we may grace others with our Poorness, Penitence and Politeness….On on on on

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From the Office of the Iron Lady (Women who behave rarely makes history)

Each moment becomes a memory and sometimes when both are joined it makes history.

So we are off to the valley of Caura, a place where the Arawaks once settled and a place that was later cleared via dynamite so that a Dam could be built, however this was never completed. This run was a Rum Runners Run, but I wonder if Harper knows that the birth of the Rum Running trade began when the 1910 Act in Nova Scotia stated that provisions would be made for the sale of liquor by prescription only for “medicinal, sacramental, art, trade and manufacturing purposes”. Liquor was not to be sold, or consumed otherwise. Now hash history also states that the hares for Tobago 2011 run in Englishman Bay can’t set a run and don’t know how to set a run. Yes Reed was one of the hares for that run. So now this Caura run was a second chance for him, he was assisted by Marli, Janelle and Gerry, the run was good and the Beer Stop or Moving Pick-Up Bar was even better, this was the best beer stop for the year (they had all kind of drinks, you could ah even get a rum). Great job guys, good parking, food and after lime.

Poofter: Betty (cougar) got poofter because she brought her fit, fast and handsome personal trainer to the run.

Upcoming events:

Hash Golf – Saturday 28 July, 2012 (TT$100.00)

Monday Run – Tobago – September 24, 2012 (Republic Day)

Tobago Weekend – Thursday 25th to Sunday 28th October, 2012 (TT1500.00)

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Directions to the next run #814

Date: Aug 4, 2012
Time: 3:30pm
Hares: Ivan Charles
Run Site: East Manzanilla

Departing POS, proceed up the Beetham Highway and onto the CRH to Wallerfield. Left turn up Antigua Rd to junction with EMR. Right turn on EMR to Valencia Village where you continue on the right lane at Y-junction in Valencia Village. Proceed to Sangre Grande and continue through to Manzanilla Beach. On entering Manzanilla Beach, the road takes a natural right turn and immediately on the right side, perched on a hill is the Run Site – Modern-Day-Estate-Styled-House.
Entrance gate is on the right side of roadway opposite Manzanilla Beach facility. Drive in.
Drive Time for POS: approx 2hrs.


Run Directions – Run #812

3 Jul

Run: #812

Date: Saturday 7 July 2012


Site: Caura


Proceed East along Churchill Roosevelt Highway until you come to Orange Grove Road and turn left (Second left after Macoya Junction or the next traffic light). Follow the road, you will cross over the bus route. Turn left (headed West) until you reach traffic lights at Caura Junction, turn right (headed North). Follow road for about 25mins till you reach a T-junction. At that junction you will turn right. Follow road until you meet Caura Activity Centre, it will be just after the Caura Pool 1 sign. Park in that area around the Activity Centre.

Trash Run 770

12 Feb

Hash Trash Run 770

HASH MASTER Arthur Seebalack 461-5665 arturo999@live.com
HASH ASS Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436 mumtaz98@hotmail.com
ON-SEC/ HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843 salmakhan_10@hotmail.com
HASH C$SH Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE Nevie Boos 637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES Richard Marlay 351-3694
COMMITTEE Betty Agostini, Karen Hale, Ronald Mc Donald, Diane Henderson
Website Address: http://poshhh.org

770 January 22, 2011 Hadyn/Nico/Ashe/Taz Caura Cyberman THE MISSING PAGE

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Houston we have a problem. One third of the trash has been lost and it is too late to contact Goldie Locks to rewrite page one.
So I called Mahashma for advice and he said “just fill the cyberspace with some crap. Anything would be better than what was probably written anyway. So let the moving write and having written stop."
Rumple Foreskin gave the script to Doc who gave to H.M. who gave it to Dental Assistant Venessa to type to send to Salma to print. You see how things can get cocked up. Venessa said she would try to remember what was on page one. It was something like this:
“Why do women like anal sex” the Mahashma was asked one day, in reply, the Mahashma said "they like it so they can catch up reading a book, do some ironing or email someone on their blackberry at the same time."
And now for page two over to Rumple Foreskin and the rest of the real trash………………..
Here we go now, up, up, up, quite a tough incline slowing the pack considerably as we started to feel the pain. I came across Numbnuts standing at a left fork in the trail, bitching about being tired and saying he ent going up there. He and Martin felt they should go left and so they did. I could see about 20 or so front runners ahead of me up and up to the top of the mountain, led by Big Mike and Derek. So although I was hurting, I took some comfort from the fact I was on the right trail. I could now hear Martin and Nuts calling ON ON but took heart from the fact the suckers had to come back and follow us up the mountain. I can see "Nico" up there with the front runners so I know we on the correct trail. Ozama Bin Hashin comes alongside me, telling me we going the wrong way. Why is that I asked? It’s a long back check to slow down the front runners he replied as he passed me. He must feel I chupid. Looking back I was alarmed to see I was last and no one following me, but I kept going up. Then I heard checking being called, much to my delight and made a last big effort and reached the check at the top feeling vindicated and somewhat smug. Whats that you say Nico:”on back”. I don’t believe this shit. Where’s that f***ing Zam? I’ll put my boot so far up his arse he’ll taste the boot polish.
Yachtie Dave streaked past me going down, chased by Teheli, Big Mike, Derek, Nico and others so about I turn and follow suit. We made quite a quick descent, turning right onto the correct trail and a nice downhill run. We must be 15 minutes behind the current front runners now, so that’s it all over. The trail now takes us down a ravine which is very muddy, slick and dangerous due to the previous hashers who went before eroding the trail, and into a river bed.

What’s this? We have caught the back pack crossing a river and a tough climb up and out of the ravine. At the top of the ridge we pick up a nice trail gently going down for a good mile or so running. We came round a bend and passed Mahashma standing talking to some chick, but no one else around. How odd. The trail now starts going down quite steeply left, right, left, right, a series of bends down to the road. It’s a funny old business hashing, because as our group emerged onto the road, to our left, we saw the new front runners coming back out the bush from what was obviously along false trail. We are now the front runners again. Can you believe that? Well, we took off at a speed along the road to the beer stop. But as we were so near home I didn’t see the point and kept going. At the road junction, we hit the”on in” and hung a left back to the cars. I trotted in with Randall (Mr. Christian) Lyon, the leader of the infamous Carnival Victory Mutiny. But that’s another story. Doc Paton made sure he beat us for bragging rights. One of the Claxton Bay posse had to show off by sprinting up the hill to the car park and even passing the Doc.
            Thank you Hares, this was a good workout, well set and enjoyable hash mainly keeping the pack together. This was a big turnout, probably 100 hashers.
            The usual after hash festivities ensued. I had my two beers before heading off home. In closing, as I was leaving I offered Doc Paton and Randall a beer. They both said no, we are being responsible. Can you believe that shit. Just goes to show age brings reason.

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Mahashma's Meditations

The second run of the year and possibly the best so far is over. The Hares get top marks for parking, plenty of room and surrounded by beautiful views. However, a word of advice to would be Hares……Keep away from bees. Find a track around them. Hashers don’t have brains and someone like Zam is going to do something stupid and disturb them. Four or five people got multiple stings and in some rare cases a single bee sting can kill individuals who are allergic to them. So, I repeat keep away from bees.

The Calypso Show is around the corner so give your names to Taz or myself and start composing.

Welcome to all the virgins there were so many including two busloads of yachties. Oh! So Many Virgins: Tiffany, Ludo, Porter, Vikki, Joel, Romanyne, Mischa, Hannah, Reginald, Alisha, Patricia, Osei, Daniel, Edith, Denis, Noelle, Honey, Mariella, Phillip, Rianna, Ryan, John and Ginny………any beers left???

The Poofter shirt went to Betty who after twenty years of hashing can’t tell the difference between a yellow cocoa pod and a paw-paw and to Helena for her disintegrating tights.

New Shoes: Simeon (Mahashma’s son: was he set up???)

Birthday Corner: Shawna, Gerry, Lawrence, Asha, Karen, Harty, Femia, Dianne, Flash and others.

Thank you Cyril for your rendition of "THE Best Hash Ever". Once again I found no enlightenment in Caura so I will try Blanchisseuse……..ON ON.

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Date:19th February, 2011

Time:  3:30 p.m

Hares: Uncle Ray/Nick Drew/Darin Marshall

RunSite: El Zorro Trace, pass Maracas Bay


Take the North Coast Road and proceed to Blanchiesseuse. Take North Coast Road passing Maracas Bay; 4 miles after Maracas on the right-hand side look for HHH signs to El Zorro Trace. This is the hash site. Food: RICHARD’S BURGERS ON SALE!



770 January 22, 2011 Hadyn Als Caura
771 February 5, 2011 Doon Spring Bridge, Blanchisseuse
772 February 19, 2011 Uncle Ray El Zorro Trace past Maracas Bay
773 March 5, 2011 Betty Agostini Carnival Hash: Calypso Competition, Portuguese Club
774 March 19, 2011 Old Bats
775 April 2, 2011 Beerly Audble Cumana
776 April 16, 2011 Mountain Goats Blanchisseuse
777 April 30, 2011 Marlon Newallo
778 May 14, 2011 Lorin Paton/David Jamieson/Betty Agostini Reewat Memorial Run
779 May 28, 2011 East Infection Indian Arrival Weekend
780 June 11, 2011 The Three Wongs (David, Zachery, Zane)
  June 23 – 26 Overseas Hash Barbados
781 June 25, 2011    
782 July 9, 2011 The Posh
783 July 23, 2011 The Bush Whackers
784 August 6, 2011 Ivan Charles
785 August 20, 2011 Brian Dookie Anniversary Run
786 September 3 2011 Roger  
787 September 17 2011 Derek De Freitas  
788 October 1 2011 Allister Martin/Simon Wescott/Nathalie  
789 October 15 2011 Randall (Lall) Lyon  
790 October 29 2011 The Bimbos Tobago
791 November 12 2011 Kieron Alleyne  
792 November 26 2011 Central Posse  
793 December 10 2011 Hash Masters Run Christmas Party
794 December 24 2011 Taz/ Ashe  

Photo Gallery – Run 770 (Nico’s Pics)

23 Jan

Run 770 Caura