Hash Trash Run 775
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| MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE |
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| HASH MASTER | Arthur Seebalack | 461-5665 | arturo999@live.com |
| HASH ASS | Mumtaz Amarali | 625-3617 x29436 | mumtaz98@hotmail.com |
| ON-SEC/ HARELINE | Salma Khan | 753-8843 | salmakhan_10@hotmail.com |
| HASH C$SH | Lorin Paton | 622-5806 (O) | |
| HASH BOOZE | Nevie Boos | 637-3033 (H) | |
| HASH SOFTIES | Richard Marlay | 351-3694 | |
| COMMITTEE | Betty Agostini, Karen Hale-Jackson, Ronald Mc Donald, Diane Henderson, Asha Saith | ||
| Website Address: http://poshhh.org | |||
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| RUN# | DATE | HARES | SITE | SCRIBE |
| 775 | April 02, 2011 | Colin/ Richie/ Kristi-Anne/ Cassian/ Jessie/ Mackie/ Gregory | Cumana | Guess Who?? |
Females hashers be warned – don’t ever let Arthur come near you before the start of the hash!!! That is unless you want to scribe. I stupidly thought that he had missed me and was just being affectionate! Hah!! Not with Mrs. Mahashma standing by – I should have known! I tried begging off, but he just ent take me on and went about his business, so folks if this bores you to death, blame Mahashma.
It’s Saturday midday and we liming at home awaiting flight # 7479 only to find out that they delayed – something about the traffic on one of the runways. So “Clydesdale” organize our burgers, as the man of the house ent moving cause it have cricket on the tv. Doh mind West Indies done get beat long time, you would think he from Sri Lanka or India the way he getting on. Anyway, de flight finally arrive and the captain holding he toe but the flight attendant “Marjorie” starving (so what’s new?)!! Capt icing he toe so Marjorie fix he a burger then cuff down she own just in time to change and head out. The bats ready now and time to leave with the main madam Lisa in tow. Clydesdale say he staying to keep Bruce company and Capt say he can’t run but will make the small flight and drop us off.
The landing was smooth, Cap drop us off, we put we tings in HM car and he take off again. Mahashma sound he horn (it make real noise) but as usual the hashers like they ent even hear it, the ole talk still going on. I hear someone say, “Martin-By-Day is here and gyal he looking real white!” Finally Mahashma gets a little attention, but then couldn’t find the hares. They linger in, OMG Richie is a hare!! Well it’s too late to turn back as Cap has already departed for his final destination. So we’ll just have to suffer through it!
We start off running down the beach and de tide high, so guess what? Sand in we shoes and sea water wet we down only to find an X down de beach. So it’s back to the start and up de hill, through de locals back yard and into de bush then back down to de sea, through someone else’s back yard and then back in de bush again.
I come to realize that hashers just can’t change!! Examples: Martin (by night) come with de same line again, how he happy to see his inspiration back again and he only running behind me! And then there’s Victor with his favourite piece a “s..t talk” telling me not to pull meh pants down in front him, how I go make him walk on 3 legs!?
Somewhere along the way ah bounce up Richie, he sending runners one way and taking walkers another. Well I real sorry for the walkers, they miss out on some real spectacular scenery. I was fighting up a big hill and hear a hasher in front say “Take a look at dat nuh!” It was really sweet too bad, I sure I could see down to Mayaro, yes! But it was back to de business! I reach de top of de hill, by something looking like a TSTT tower and a cooler full of ice water – sweet – ah take some and continue down de hill. Up front ah see Marjorie!! Well she was trying she best to run eh, but it was obvious something was keeping her back. When I pass, she only complaining ‘bout de hamburger she cuff down just before de hash. How it only jumping up and down in she belly! I tell she it was too late to eat, but she too dam moreish. Is good for she!!!
We cross the main road and when I see where we were I want to bawl, as it far no arse!! Up the road then back into the bush, down a real steep hill, up and out on the main road again. And we still far away! Back on a next track, across a “bridge” (an old rotten tree) which tested your balance, out onto the road where the “on in” was. Finally after an hour and 20 minutes, a beer!!
So the next bat and me find a shower up in the house and freshen up. We go back to quench our thirst and catch up on the ole talk and see Marjorie, like de hamburger still weighing she down. She still in her sweaty clothes, sitting on a big stone at the side of the road. No matter how we tell her about the nice shower, she say she staying in her nasty clothes until she get back and have a warm shower.
So we liming, we drinking, we ole talking, we drinking more, but no “down downs” – what going on here?? Only to find out that someone missing. A Virgin lose!! Lordie and it getting dark! The poor man, the hashers he came with take off and left him behind, so now he lost!! Well I was sending dem same hashers to look for him in the bush.
So guess what?? We lime and drink more! We so happy to see Martin-by-day again, and he real happy to show all his scars, screws and plates. Good to have you and your family back with us Martin – even if it’s a short visit. So much ole talk going on, Harty and Bernard miss out on food – all done!!! But Marjorie, being the social animal she is, saves them and invites them back to “her” place for dinner!!! What Bruce go say?? Talking about Bruce, time to go home yes! Ah sure he have the macaroni pie and barbeque ready and waiting for us!! So we make the boarding announcement, I see all kind of nice young men jump up to help Lisa into her seat and buckle up. Very impressive!! We took off and had a safe flight home, even though Cap had had quite a few.
No sooner were we home, the starving hashers arrived. They really come for dinner?? And Zam with them too, eh!! Thankfully, there was lots of food and lots more to drink, so the crew all had dinner, a few drinks and then took off for town with Bernard stating “This is the best stop we ever stop!” Sonia (a virgin hasher) had an expression of total disbelief, yet professed to be enjoying it all and says she’ll be back.
A few regular hashers were missing: Lorin/Eggy/Pinny & Raina/Randal & Christine/Blunden/Dooks – what going on?? It was yet another entertaining, fun-filled hash evening! That’s why we keep returning time and time again! Thank you hares, it was a good run.
I have an important piece of advice for all hashers and in particular for all virgins. If you arrive late for the run and the pack has gone do not try to do the run on your own. You will most likely get lost and cause a great inconvenience to the Hares, who will have to go looking for you. Unless you can run as fast as the flying Indian Doon and have knowledge of the area don’t try it!
Well, it certainly was a good run set by the Music Man, Richie and his beautiful Assistant Hares. The food came on time and sold out fast. Never let the food arrive late.
However, the down downs were delayed because a virgin hasher, Suresh – a gentleman from India, got lost. He started late after the pack had gone. However, the Virgins were Rafael, Wendy, Natasha, Suresh
The Poofter nominees were as follows: Richard for using a walkie talkie and was overheard saying " Richie Poo to base" ; Our lost Indian and the young lady who he came with and left him in the bush. The Poofter shirt was eventually awarded to the young lady – Karissa.
The megaphone that I use and was on loan from Watson Duke is now mine. He said I can now have it since he has no further use of it. The after lime continued at the Hare’s house with some more music and drink.
Oh, let’s not forget the Birthdays: Nico, Simon, Peter, Gary (in Cayman Island) and the New Shoes was awarded to Andre Ashe
Barbados
The list of people wanting to go has suddenly taken off. I have to know your flights and t- shirt sizes. I have collected so much money I am employing the services of Vicky Boodram to help. Well no enlightenment was found in Cumana . The search must continue.
Hash Lingo
Virgins take note of the meaning of these signs!!!
- While on the trail CALL “ON ON” when you see bits of shredded paper/flour! It helps those behind/possibly lost hashers.
- “O” – check for the correct trail!
- “X” – you’re on the wrong trail! Go back to the check point and start again.
- When you are almost in you would see: “ON IN” pointing to the correct direction.
- For those who can’t keep up with the ‘3F’s’ (FIT, FAST AND FURIOUS) pack then just go with the ‘Backpackers’ (SMART) pack who just let them do all the work.
DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #777
Date: 30 April, 2011
Time: 3:30 p.m
Hares: Marlon Newallo/ Victor
RunSite: Toco
Directions:
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Directions Missing in Action……look out for it on the Website or on the POSH email group. |
2011 RECEDING HARELINE
| RUN # | DATE | HARES | SITE |
| 777 | April 30, 2011 | Marlon Newallo | Toco |
| 778 | May 14, 2011 | Lorin Paton/David Jamieson/Betty Agostini | Reewat Memorial Run Ravine Sable |
| 779 | May 28, 2011 | East Infection | Indian Arrival Weekend |
| 780 | June 11, 2011 | The Three Wongs (David, Zachery, Zane) | Tamana |
| June 23 – 26 | Overseas Hash | Barbados | |
| 781 | June 25, 2011 | Chris Valdez | Alternate Hash, Trinidad |
| 782 | July 9, 2011 | The Posh | Gran Couva |
| 783 | July 23, 2011 | The Bush Whackers | Quinam |
| 784 | August 6, 2011 | Ivan Charles | |
| 785 | August 20, 2011 | Brian Dookie | Anniversary Run |
| 786 | September 3 2011 | Roger | |
| 787 | September 17 2011 | Derek De Freitas | |
| 788 | October 1 2011 | Allister Martin/Simon Wescott/Nathalie | |
| 789 | October 15 2011 | Randall (Lall) Lyon | |
| 790 | October 29 2011 | The Bimbos | Tobago |
| 791 | November 12 2011 | Kieron Alleyne | |
| 792 | November 26 2011 | Central Posse | |
| 793 | December 10 2011 | Hash Masters Run | Christmas Party |
| 794 | December 24 2011 | Taz/ Ashe |
2012 RECEDING HARELINE
| RUN # | DATE | HARES | SITE |
| 795 | January 7 | The Big Dicks | |
| 796 | January 21 | Roger Basant | |
| 797 | February 4 | Betty Agostini | Carnival Hash |
| 798 | February 18 | ||
| 799 | March 3 | ||
| 800 | March 17 | Numbnuts/Blunden/Pinny/Reina | |
| 801 | March 31 | ||
| 802 | April 14 | ||
| 803 | April 28 | Colin Sorias | Cumana |
| 804 | May 12 | ||
| 805 | May 26 | ||
| 806 | June 9 | ||
| 807 | June 23 | Wahid | |
| 808 | July 7 |
EASTER SUNDAY (APRIL 24TH, 2011 FROM 2:00 P.M.
AT D’ SAVANNAH OPPOSITE D’ WHITEHALL
Come out and do yuh ting…..have fun with yuh fellow Hashers
Design yuh kite: Chikee Chong, Mad Bull or whatever kinda wind machine yuh have….
Come and fly yuh kite/anyting or just full yuh cooler and join de lime for a fun afternoon!!!
AH WONDER WHO GO HAVE DE BADDEST KITE!!!
Port of Spain Hash House Harriers (POSH3) 
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