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Trash Run 775

17 Apr

Hash Trash Run 775

HASH MASTER Arthur Seebalack 461-5665 arturo999@live.com
HASH ASS Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436 mumtaz98@hotmail.com
ON-SEC/ HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843 salmakhan_10@hotmail.com
HASH C$SH Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE Nevie Boos 637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES Richard Marlay 351-3694
COMMITTEE Betty Agostini, Karen Hale-Jackson, Ronald Mc Donald, Diane Henderson, Asha Saith
Website Address: http://poshhh.org

775 April 02, 2011 Colin/ Richie/ Kristi-Anne/ Cassian/ Jessie/ Mackie/ Gregory Cumana Guess Who??

Line Break - On-On Feet

Females hashers be warned – don’t ever let Arthur come near you before the start of the hash!!!  That is unless you want to scribe.  I stupidly thought that he had missed me and was just being affectionate!  Hah!!  Not with Mrs. Mahashma standing by – I should have known!  I tried begging off, but he just ent take me on and went about his business, so folks if this bores you to death, blame Mahashma.

It’s Saturday midday and we liming at home awaiting flight # 7479 only to find out that they delayed – something about the traffic on one of the runways.  So “Clydesdale” organize our burgers, as the man of the house ent moving cause it have cricket on the tv.  Doh mind West Indies done get beat long time, you would think he from Sri Lanka or India the way he getting on. Anyway, de flight finally arrive and the captain holding he toe but the flight attendant “Marjorie” starving (so what’s new?)!!  Capt icing he toe so Marjorie fix he a burger then cuff down she own just in time to change and head out.  The bats ready now and time to leave with the main madam Lisa in tow.  Clydesdale say he staying to keep Bruce company and Capt say he can’t run but will make the small flight and drop us off.

The landing was smooth, Cap drop us off, we put we tings in HM car and he take off again.  Mahashma sound he horn (it make real noise) but as usual the hashers like they ent even hear it, the ole talk still going on.  I hear someone say, “Martin-By-Day is here and gyal he looking real white!”   Finally Mahashma gets a little attention, but then couldn’t find the hares.  They linger in, OMG Richie is a hare!!  Well it’s too late to turn back as Cap has already departed for his final destination.  So we’ll just have to suffer through it!

We start off running down the beach and de tide high, so guess what?  Sand in we shoes and sea water wet we down only to find an X down de beach.  So it’s back to the start and up de hill, through de locals back yard and into de bush then back down to de sea, through someone else’s back yard and then back in de bush again.

I come to realize that hashers just can’t change!!   Examples:  Martin (by night) come with de same line again, how he happy to see his inspiration back again and he only running behind me!   And then there’s Victor with his favourite piece a “s..t talk” telling me not to pull meh pants down in front him, how I go make him walk on 3 legs!?

Somewhere along the way ah bounce up Richie, he sending runners one way and taking walkers another.  Well I real sorry for the walkers, they miss out on some real spectacular scenery.  I was fighting up a big hill and hear a hasher in front say “Take a look at dat nuh!”  It was really sweet too bad, I sure I could see down to Mayaro, yes!  But it was back to de business!  I reach de top of de hill, by something looking like a TSTT tower and a cooler full of ice water – sweet – ah take some and continue down de hill.  Up front ah see Marjorie!!  Well she was trying she best to run eh, but it was obvious something was keeping her back.  When I pass, she only complaining ‘bout de hamburger she cuff down just before de hash.  How it only jumping up and down in she belly!   I tell she it was too late to eat, but she too dam moreish.  Is good for she!!!

We cross the main road and when I see where we were I want to bawl, as it far no arse!!  Up the road then back into the bush, down a real steep hill, up and out on the main road again.  And we still far away!  Back on a next track, across a “bridge” (an old rotten tree) which tested your balance, out onto the road where the “on in” was.  Finally after an hour and 20 minutes, a beer!!

So the next bat and me find a shower up in the house and freshen up.  We go back to quench our thirst and catch up on the ole talk and see Marjorie, like de hamburger still weighing she down.  She still in her sweaty clothes, sitting on a big stone at the side of the road.  No matter how we tell her about the nice shower, she say she staying in her nasty clothes until she get back and have a warm shower.

So we liming, we drinking, we ole talking, we drinking more, but no “down downs” – what going on here??   Only to find out that someone missing.  A Virgin lose!!  Lordie and it getting dark!  The poor man, the hashers he came with take off and left him behind, so now he lost!!  Well I was sending dem same hashers to look for him in the bush. 

So guess what??  We lime and drink more!  We so happy to see Martin-by-day again, and he real happy to show all his scars, screws and plates.  Good to have you and your family back with us Martin – even if it’s a short visit.  So much ole talk going on, Harty and Bernard miss out on food – all done!!!  But Marjorie, being the social animal she is, saves them and invites them back to “her” place for dinner!!!  What Bruce go say??  Talking about Bruce, time to go home yes!  Ah sure he have the macaroni pie and barbeque ready and waiting for us!!  So we make the boarding announcement, I see all kind of nice young men jump up to help Lisa into her seat and buckle up.  Very impressive!!  We took off and had a safe flight home, even though Cap had had quite a few.

No sooner were we home, the starving hashers arrived.  They really come for dinner??  And Zam with them too, eh!!  Thankfully, there was lots of food and lots more to drink, so the crew all had dinner, a few drinks and then took off for town with Bernard stating “This is the best stop we ever stop!”   Sonia (a virgin hasher) had an expression of total disbelief, yet professed to be enjoying it all and says she’ll be back.

A few regular hashers were missing: Lorin/Eggy/Pinny & Raina/Randal & Christine/Blunden/Dooks – what going on??   It was yet another entertaining, fun-filled hash evening!   That’s why we keep returning time and time again! Thank you hares, it was a good run.

Line Break - On-On Feet

Mahashma's Meditations

I have an important piece of advice for all hashers and in particular for all virgins. If you arrive late for the run and the pack has gone do not try to do the run on your own. You will most likely get lost and cause a great inconvenience to the Hares, who will have to go looking for you. Unless you can run as fast as the flying Indian Doon and have knowledge of the area don’t try it!

Well, it certainly was a good run set by the Music Man, Richie and his beautiful Assistant Hares. The food came on time and sold out fast. Never let the food arrive late.

However, the down downs were delayed because a virgin hasher, Suresh – a gentleman from India, got lost. He started late after the pack had gone. However, the Virgins were Rafael, Wendy, Natasha, Suresh

The Poofter nominees were as follows: Richard for using a walkie talkie and was overheard saying " Richie Poo to base" ; Our lost Indian and the young lady who he came with and left him in the bush. The Poofter shirt was eventually awarded to the young lady – Karissa.

The megaphone that I use and was on loan from Watson Duke is now mine. He said I can now have it since he has no further use of it. The after lime continued at the Hare’s  house with some more music and drink.

Oh, let’s not forget the Birthdays:  Nico, Simon, Peter, Gary (in Cayman Island) and the New Shoes was awarded to Andre Ashe

The list of people wanting to go has suddenly taken off. I have to know your flights and t- shirt sizes. I have collected so much money I am employing the services of Vicky Boodram to help. Well no enlightenment was found in Cumana . The search must continue.

Hash Lingo
Virgins take note of the meaning of these signs!!!

  1. While on the trail CALL “ON ON” when you see bits of shredded paper/flour! It helps those behind/possibly lost hashers.
  2. “O” – check for the correct trail!
  3. “X” – you’re on the wrong trail! Go back to the check point and start again.
  4. When you are almost in you would see: “ON IN” pointing to the correct direction.
  5. For those who can’t keep up with the ‘3F’s’ (FIT, FAST AND FURIOUS) pack then just go with the ‘Backpackers’  (SMART) pack who just let them do all the work.

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Date: 30 April, 2011

Time:  3:30 p.m

Hares: Marlon Newallo/ Victor

RunSite: Toco


Directions Missing in Action……look out for it on the Website or on the POSH email group.


777 April 30, 2011 Marlon Newallo Toco
778 May 14, 2011 Lorin Paton/David Jamieson/Betty Agostini Reewat Memorial Run Ravine Sable
779 May 28, 2011 East Infection Indian Arrival Weekend
780 June 11, 2011 The Three Wongs (David, Zachery, Zane) Tamana
  June 23 – 26 Overseas Hash Barbados
781 June 25, 2011 Chris Valdez Alternate Hash, Trinidad
782 July 9, 2011 The Posh Gran Couva
783 July 23, 2011 The Bush Whackers Quinam
784 August 6, 2011 Ivan Charles
785 August 20, 2011 Brian Dookie Anniversary Run
786 September 3 2011 Roger  
787 September 17 2011 Derek De Freitas  
788 October 1 2011 Allister Martin/Simon Wescott/Nathalie  
789 October 15 2011 Randall (Lall) Lyon  
790 October 29 2011 The Bimbos Tobago
791 November 12 2011 Kieron Alleyne  
792 November 26 2011 Central Posse  
793 December 10 2011 Hash Masters Run Christmas Party
794 December 24 2011 Taz/ Ashe  


795 January 7 The Big Dicks  
796 January 21 Roger Basant  
797 February 4 Betty Agostini Carnival Hash
798 February 18    
799 March 3    
800 March 17 Numbnuts/Blunden/Pinny/Reina  
801 March 31    
802 April 14    
803 April 28 Colin Sorias Cumana
804 May 12    
805 May 26    
806 June 9    
807 June 23 Wahid  
808 July 7    

POSH3 Events Corner

POSH3 Easter Kite Flying


Come out and do yuh ting…..have fun with yuh fellow Hashers
Design yuh kite: Chikee Chong, Mad Bull or whatever kinda wind machine yuh have….
Come and fly yuh kite/anyting or just full yuh cooler and join de lime for a fun afternoon!!!

Photo Gallery – Run 775 Cumana 02

4 Apr

Photo Gallery - Run 775 Cumana 02

Photo Gallery – Run 775 Cumana 01

4 Apr

Photo Gallery - Run 775 Cumana 01

Run Directions Run#775

20 Mar

Run Directions – Run#775 April 02, 2011


RUN #775
DATE April 02, 2011
HARES BeerlyAudBle
MAP Run Site Map Run 775

From Uriah Butler/Churchill Roosevelt Hghway intersection (at Grand Bazaar)

  1. Proceed East (25km) along the extent of the Churchill Roosevelt Hghway, past Arima & exit North (left) at Antigua Road, Wallerfield (last exit to Eastern Main Road)
  2. Proceed North along Antigua Road to Eastern Mn Road. Turn East (right) onto Eastern Mn Road.
    Proceed East along Eastern Mn Road (km) to Valencia Junction.
  3. At Valencia Junction take left path and proceed along Valencia Mn Road. (X Other path will take you along Eastern Mn Road to Sangre Grande).
  4. Proceed (12km) along Valencia Mn Road until junction with Toco Mn Road. Turn North-East (left) onto Toco Mn Road.
  5. Proceed (30km) along Toco Mn Road past Matura, Salybia, Balandra, and Rampanalgas until Cumana Outreach Health Center at corner of Anglais Road & Toco Mn Road.
  6. Proceed (1km) past Cumana town centre (NP Gas Station, Frank Chinee shop) along Toco Mn Road, to Cumana Depot Road on right (beach side).
  7. Turn right onto Cumana Depot Road (Church at corner). Follow road to beach. Parking area/ Run site on beachfront. Follow HHH Signs.

Journey Management
Approx drive time from Uriah Butler Intersection, Grand Bazaar: 2hr 15mins
There’s road works along the CRH at Arima & usual traffic on EMR heading into Valencia junction, so allocate sufficient time in your journey plan.

UPDATE: In order we start the run promptly…please note:
Roadworks on CRH at ~Demerara Rd, and the all too familiar annoying backup heading into Valencia Junction…We suggest leave Port of Spain by 12:30pm or earlier!.

Important: We won’t allow anyone to begin the run after the pack has left.

There are some areas along the Toco Mn Road where the road has collapsed/ being repaired. Please exercise caution! Car-pooling is recommended. Designate a driver.

Shuttle Transport
Those interested in a maxi-taxi shuttle from Port of Spain please express your interest on form below. Once there are sufficient numbers, cost & pick-up/ drop-off info will be relayed via usual shuttle posse.

Local food will be on sale at run site.

Feel free to remain and lime/ party with the BeerlyAudBle crew. Music by DJ Richie. Campers are welcome.

  Toco Main Rd to Cumana Depot Road
  Cumana Fishing Depot Parking area & Run site

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