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27 Apr

Santo Domingo Overseas Hash 2005



Trash Run 365

19 Apr

Hash Trash Run 365

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RUN# DATE HARES SITE SCRIBE
365 June 28, 1997 Canadienne Peter and Stephen Gran Couva Hi Ho Silver Awayyy!!!


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Finding a Sucker to write the trash ain’t easy. There was
this poor soul milling about trying to find someone sober and willing to put
pen to paper, he looked as if he were about to have a coronary, since we all know
sobriety isn’t any hashers top priority after a hash. I had to agree to do the
onerous duty since he caught me before the fourth beer.

The first problem was to find the designated Hash area.
There were no HHH signs posted for a loooooooooooong way. In fact, Chris Valdez
ended up at Point-a-Pierre, talk about not having a sense of direction, imagine
if his wife told him to go "DOWN SOUTH" heh! heh!

Gran Couva. Everyone told me about the last time they were
on a hash in this area. Look out for MUD, manure mud, stinking grey whatever-that-is-that-smells-like-goat-mud.
Since God peed so liberally on us for the past few days, anyone wearing new
shoes would be drinking listerine for a month.

The hash began at the Pollard’s Place on the top of a massive
hill. This run was set by Peter Noel and some guy in a funny looking hat. The hares
got off to a hopping start thanks to some beastly big patches of nettles. Ah
never see so much people rubbing sensitive parts so!! Mud, grass, more mud,
RAZOR grass, I cyar see whey ah puttin meh foot!!!

Oh Geed!!!! What is that stink?!?!?!? Oh Shit!! IS SHIT!!

Uphill, downhill, Bamboo-Getting-Chook! Up ahead I could
hear Asha chirping away cheerily "On On!" Behind me I heard someone
mutter "Whey she getting all dat energy from". The energy didn’t last
for long, The last thing I heard from her was "ARE YOU ?!?! Call it

Goddammitt!!"

Went up a hill, that hurt!!! Met the truck- Heh heh! I must
say that there were many hashers that didn’t make the entire hash (Peter the
area you picked was really lovely in terms of scenery etc., BUT it was too freaking
long!!!!! – Where were the checks??) BACK to the slackers in the truck, these
were mostly made up ofladies who were totally heartless. I heard that they were
teasing the more valient of heart – the "in" song was "Macho
macho man ….. you wanna be a Macho man!!" some of these macho men did
get a lift though, one lady firmly stated she "ent riding wit no big belly
man" after passing a red faced, heavy on the tummy individual.

On to the waterfall, the On In, the last stretch. A few
people took time out to admire the view or was it to catch their breath. I
noticed a pretty thing enjoying herself thoroughly in the waterfall until
someone mentioned that they "smelled pig in the water", I
never thought I would see someone walk on water … she came really close. Uphill
through cocoa and finally reached the antennas. "Yes man, we make it!! Leh
we find dem Beers!". Oh ho! Who is that under de hose, the same pretty thing from de pig pond scrubbing away at all de vitals.

Kudos to Paul who came in first (for the benefit of the
ladies, that is the guy with the flashy red car) and the blond Canadian … I always
forget his name. After everyone washed half of Gan Couva off their nettle stung,
razor grass cut bodies, the search was on for car keys. "Whey de damm keys!?!?! Ah want to change meh clothes!!""Frank have dem."

"Frank???"

"Frank wid de truck who gorn to get the last of the
hashers"

CUSS!!!!!!

The wait was on. The girls amused themselves playing with
the pony, although from what I heard, the pony was quite uh…
"happy" with all de attention. I guess this gives new meaning to the
phrase "looking for deeper love". hmmmmmm!

Finally the keys arrived, everyone got changed and
casualties accounted for. There was one hasher who twisted her ankle and got a lot of sympathy for her pain in the form of free beers for the entire night, hic! hic! hic!! If you are not into self inflicted pain for free beer, try Peter Noel’s way of doing things: "You mean alll I have to do is litter to get FREE BEER???!!!"

Virgins – The guys got booed, the girls got asked whether
they were jail bait or not. One memorable moment was when an ample young lady stood on the stump and was asked "Name and chest … oops! address, please."
The poor girl also had new shoes as well as two other virgins – One guy chickened out – what a waste of perfectly good beer!

On to Sandeanas for Chicken and shrimp roti. The poor girls
behind the counter just weren’t used to the onslaught of hungry hashers yelling their orders one after the other. I guess the highlight of the night was when a guy wearing cowboy boots, offered to sing some Country and Western – if the
hashers forked over some cash. I guess he didn’t know what he was in for, talk about Country Western – Trini Style, The drunken crowd even got him to sing Lotay-Lah. Trinis dancing Country Western is just TOO PAINFUL to watch – so I left. Until next time ….

Hi Ho! Silver!!! Awayyyyy!!!!!!!

AFTER HASH (trash addendum)

There is nothing better than a good lime after a run. It has
been so long since we had a good after hash lime in the area where the run is set that I cannot remember the last one but memories of Night Rider , Ponderosa and Sandeannas come to mind. After the arduous run set by Peter and Stephen the next stop after the Hash bar was sold out was obviously Sandeannas. This is a favorite watering hole for Hashers whenever there is a run in the Couva area.

We are always sure to get a variety of eats and drinks. Mr.
Sandeanna still has two daughters that he is trying to marry off. While the daughters are awaiting a husband I am reliably informed that they have been doing some acting, but that is a story for Harold to tell.

After most of the Hashers had left, a group of 17 remained
at Sandeannas, knowing fully well that there was no Pelican to go to. The story goes that Pelican could have opened on Saturday night, but Harold who was the electrical inspectorate after the fire, knowing fully well that Susan had already instructed him to come straight home after the Hash decided not to give Peli the go ahead to open. (Nice one Harold).

As the group of 17 partook of what Sandeannas had to offer
(not thedaughters) the local one man band started setting up but we did not pay much attention to him. He eventually started playing. It is amazing that after a few carib everything seems nice. The man play real music. To the sounds of the music the 17 danced and sang and imbibed more and more carib. (Is it true that Forklift gets a commission if the Hahsers drink more than ten cases of beer after a Hash ?)

The music really took over and had Gloria only calling for
songs about pussies (Hold the Pussy cat etc.) Nevi not finding anyone to dance with locked his arms and legs around a post and gyrated, rotated and oscillated. Why Me rest some good wine on Cactus Puss who had to ask for a break, or was it time off. HM ended up on his back on the floor with Vanessa and Cindy and Gloria trying to remove his shorts. I never saw three women so desperate to get into a man’s shorts. Did they succeed ? (You should have been there to find out.) While this was going on Chris left. We are still not sure if he has gotten home as yet, as he does not know Trinidad. The 17 then became 16.
Through all the action Zam still smiling and Peter taking credit for choosing and area for a run where the hashers had after run fun.

Audrey knew the words to all the Ole time calypso, she
either down here long or does play her father old records. Janet was swept of her feet literally by HM as they danced away. Gloria then found herself doing the donkey (not back to front) with ____???? Henrique watched on and occasionally shook a leg or was it grabbed a leg ? Forklift , playing shy,occasionally throw a waist now and then, while Abe enjoyed the conga line
with a woman in front and a woman behind.

Stephen had the task of resisting the attention of one of
the Sandeanna girls. (poor fella) while Todd did his best to avoid the action, occasionally smilin and winin.

Before we knew it, the time was 1.25 a.m., so we decided to leave. It was the best audience the one man band ever had and the most money he ever made. It was a great after hash bash. When is the next one ?

ON ON to the 17 You are TRUE HASHERS

Forklift Cactus Puss
Hairy Monster Get Lost
Horny K Smilin and winin
Ms.Tempting U4RIA
Ms.Well-endowed Tall Dark and Havesome
Ms.Hold de pussy Ms. Lyrics
Canadiennn Peter Booze
Overseer Ms. Fit
Why Me  


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Run Directions Run #777

17 Apr

Run Directions – Run#777 April 30, 2011

RUN DIRECTIONS

RUN #777
DATE April 30, 2011
HARES Marlon Newallo/ Victor
RUN SITE Mission Beach, Toco
TIME 3:30PM
MAP
DIRECTIONS

Drive to Toco. Continue west through the village of Toco. A few minutes outside of downtown Toco, shortly after you pass the Fishing Depot on your right, and immediately as you pass the T&TEC substation on your left, you will meet Mission Beach. If you reach Sans Souci, Grand Riviere or Matelot, then you’ve gone too far. This drive will take a minimum of 2 hours from POS.

GPS Co-ordinates
Latitude: 10°50’0.63"N
Longitude: 60°57’3.66"W


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RUN DETAILS
RUN# DATE HARES SITE SCRIBE
775 April 02, 2011 Colin/ Richie/ Kristi-Anne/ Cassian/ Jessie/ Mackie/ Gregory Cumana Guess Who??


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Females hashers be warned – don’t ever let Arthur come near you before the start of the hash!!!  That is unless you want to scribe.  I stupidly thought that he had missed me and was just being affectionate!  Hah!!  Not with Mrs. Mahashma standing by – I should have known!  I tried begging off, but he just ent take me on and went about his business, so folks if this bores you to death, blame Mahashma.

It’s Saturday midday and we liming at home awaiting flight # 7479 only to find out that they delayed – something about the traffic on one of the runways.  So “Clydesdale” organize our burgers, as the man of the house ent moving cause it have cricket on the tv.  Doh mind West Indies done get beat long time, you would think he from Sri Lanka or India the way he getting on. Anyway, de flight finally arrive and the captain holding he toe but the flight attendant “Marjorie” starving (so what’s new?)!!  Capt icing he toe so Marjorie fix he a burger then cuff down she own just in time to change and head out.  The bats ready now and time to leave with the main madam Lisa in tow.  Clydesdale say he staying to keep Bruce company and Capt say he can’t run but will make the small flight and drop us off.

The landing was smooth, Cap drop us off, we put we tings in HM car and he take off again.  Mahashma sound he horn (it make real noise) but as usual the hashers like they ent even hear it, the ole talk still going on.  I hear someone say, “Martin-By-Day is here and gyal he looking real white!”   Finally Mahashma gets a little attention, but then couldn’t find the hares.  They linger in, OMG Richie is a hare!!  Well it’s too late to turn back as Cap has already departed for his final destination.  So we’ll just have to suffer through it!

We start off running down the beach and de tide high, so guess what?  Sand in we shoes and sea water wet we down only to find an X down de beach.  So it’s back to the start and up de hill, through de locals back yard and into de bush then back down to de sea, through someone else’s back yard and then back in de bush again.

I come to realize that hashers just can’t change!!   Examples:  Martin (by night) come with de same line again, how he happy to see his inspiration back again and he only running behind me!   And then there’s Victor with his favourite piece a “s..t talk” telling me not to pull meh pants down in front him, how I go make him walk on 3 legs!?

Somewhere along the way ah bounce up Richie, he sending runners one way and taking walkers another.  Well I real sorry for the walkers, they miss out on some real spectacular scenery.  I was fighting up a big hill and hear a hasher in front say “Take a look at dat nuh!”  It was really sweet too bad, I sure I could see down to Mayaro, yes!  But it was back to de business!  I reach de top of de hill, by something looking like a TSTT tower and a cooler full of ice water – sweet – ah take some and continue down de hill.  Up front ah see Marjorie!!  Well she was trying she best to run eh, but it was obvious something was keeping her back.  When I pass, she only complaining ‘bout de hamburger she cuff down just before de hash.  How it only jumping up and down in she belly!   I tell she it was too late to eat, but she too dam moreish.  Is good for she!!!

We cross the main road and when I see where we were I want to bawl, as it far no arse!!  Up the road then back into the bush, down a real steep hill, up and out on the main road again.  And we still far away!  Back on a next track, across a “bridge” (an old rotten tree) which tested your balance, out onto the road where the “on in” was.  Finally after an hour and 20 minutes, a beer!!

So the next bat and me find a shower up in the house and freshen up.  We go back to quench our thirst and catch up on the ole talk and see Marjorie, like de hamburger still weighing she down.  She still in her sweaty clothes, sitting on a big stone at the side of the road.  No matter how we tell her about the nice shower, she say she staying in her nasty clothes until she get back and have a warm shower.

So we liming, we drinking, we ole talking, we drinking more, but no “down downs” – what going on here??   Only to find out that someone missing.  A Virgin lose!!  Lordie and it getting dark!  The poor man, the hashers he came with take off and left him behind, so now he lost!!  Well I was sending dem same hashers to look for him in the bush. 

So guess what??  We lime and drink more!  We so happy to see Martin-by-day again, and he real happy to show all his scars, screws and plates.  Good to have you and your family back with us Martin – even if it’s a short visit.  So much ole talk going on, Harty and Bernard miss out on food – all done!!!  But Marjorie, being the social animal she is, saves them and invites them back to “her” place for dinner!!!  What Bruce go say??  Talking about Bruce, time to go home yes!  Ah sure he have the macaroni pie and barbeque ready and waiting for us!!  So we make the boarding announcement, I see all kind of nice young men jump up to help Lisa into her seat and buckle up.  Very impressive!!  We took off and had a safe flight home, even though Cap had had quite a few.

No sooner were we home, the starving hashers arrived.  They really come for dinner??  And Zam with them too, eh!!  Thankfully, there was lots of food and lots more to drink, so the crew all had dinner, a few drinks and then took off for town with Bernard stating “This is the best stop we ever stop!”   Sonia (a virgin hasher) had an expression of total disbelief, yet professed to be enjoying it all and says she’ll be back.

A few regular hashers were missing: Lorin/Eggy/Pinny & Raina/Randal & Christine/Blunden/Dooks – what going on??   It was yet another entertaining, fun-filled hash evening!   That’s why we keep returning time and time again! Thank you hares, it was a good run.

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Mahashma's Meditations

I have an important piece of advice for all hashers and in particular for all virgins. If you arrive late for the run and the pack has gone do not try to do the run on your own. You will most likely get lost and cause a great inconvenience to the Hares, who will have to go looking for you. Unless you can run as fast as the flying Indian Doon and have knowledge of the area don’t try it!

Well, it certainly was a good run set by the Music Man, Richie and his beautiful Assistant Hares. The food came on time and sold out fast. Never let the food arrive late.

However, the down downs were delayed because a virgin hasher, Suresh – a gentleman from India, got lost. He started late after the pack had gone. However, the Virgins were Rafael, Wendy, Natasha, Suresh

The Poofter nominees were as follows: Richard for using a walkie talkie and was overheard saying " Richie Poo to base" ; Our lost Indian and the young lady who he came with and left him in the bush. The Poofter shirt was eventually awarded to the young lady – Karissa.

The megaphone that I use and was on loan from Watson Duke is now mine. He said I can now have it since he has no further use of it. The after lime continued at the Hare’s  house with some more music and drink.

Oh, let’s not forget the Birthdays:  Nico, Simon, Peter, Gary (in Cayman Island) and the New Shoes was awarded to Andre Ashe

Barbados
The list of people wanting to go has suddenly taken off. I have to know your flights and t- shirt sizes. I have collected so much money I am employing the services of Vicky Boodram to help. Well no enlightenment was found in Cumana . The search must continue.

Hash Lingo
Virgins take note of the meaning of these signs!!!

  1. While on the trail CALL “ON ON” when you see bits of shredded paper/flour! It helps those behind/possibly lost hashers.
  2. “O” – check for the correct trail!
  3. “X” – you’re on the wrong trail! Go back to the check point and start again.
  4. When you are almost in you would see: “ON IN” pointing to the correct direction.
  5. For those who can’t keep up with the ‘3F’s’ (FIT, FAST AND FURIOUS) pack then just go with the ‘Backpackers’  (SMART) pack who just let them do all the work.

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DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #777

Date: 30 April, 2011

Time:  3:30 p.m

Hares: Marlon Newallo/ Victor

RunSite: Toco

Directions:

Directions Missing in Action……look out for it on the Website or on the POSH email group.

2011 RECEDING HARELINE

RUN # DATE HARES SITE
777 April 30, 2011 Marlon Newallo Toco
778 May 14, 2011 Lorin Paton/David Jamieson/Betty Agostini Reewat Memorial Run Ravine Sable
779 May 28, 2011 East Infection Indian Arrival Weekend
780 June 11, 2011 The Three Wongs (David, Zachery, Zane) Tamana
  June 23 – 26 Overseas Hash Barbados
781 June 25, 2011 Chris Valdez Alternate Hash, Trinidad
782 July 9, 2011 The Posh Gran Couva
783 July 23, 2011 The Bush Whackers Quinam
784 August 6, 2011 Ivan Charles
785 August 20, 2011 Brian Dookie Anniversary Run
786 September 3 2011 Roger  
787 September 17 2011 Derek De Freitas  
788 October 1 2011 Allister Martin/Simon Wescott/Nathalie  
789 October 15 2011 Randall (Lall) Lyon  
790 October 29 2011 The Bimbos Tobago
791 November 12 2011 Kieron Alleyne  
792 November 26 2011 Central Posse  
793 December 10 2011 Hash Masters Run Christmas Party
794 December 24 2011 Taz/ Ashe  

2012 RECEDING HARELINE

RUN # DATE HARES SITE
795 January 7 The Big Dicks  
796 January 21 Roger Basant  
797 February 4 Betty Agostini Carnival Hash
798 February 18    
799 March 3    
800 March 17 Numbnuts/Blunden/Pinny/Reina  
801 March 31    
802 April 14    
803 April 28 Colin Sorias Cumana
804 May 12    
805 May 26    
806 June 9    
807 June 23 Wahid  
808 July 7    


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POSH3 Easter Kite Flying

EASTER SUNDAY (APRIL 24TH, 2011 FROM 2:00 P.M.
 AT D’ SAVANNAH OPPOSITE D’ WHITEHALL

Come out and do yuh ting…..have fun with yuh fellow Hashers
Design yuh kite: Chikee Chong, Mad Bull or whatever kinda wind machine yuh have….
Come and fly yuh kite/anyting or just full yuh cooler and join de lime for a fun afternoon!!!
AH WONDER WHO GO HAVE DE BADDEST KITE!!!


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