arima – Port of Spain Hash House Harriers (POSH3)

Date: Sat Jan 04 2014
Time: 3:30pm
Site: Manette Ranch, Bye-Pass, Arima
Hares: Big Dicks

Directions:

Proceed east on the Churchill Roosevelt Highway passing Arima intersections at O’Meara Road, Tumpuna Road and Santa Rosa. Turn left i.e. north at the next traffic light at Demerara Road.
Drive approximately 2km till you reach the intersection with the Eastern Main Road. Continue north onto the By-Pass Road for another 2km until you reach Emerald Drive at 1.5mile post.
Turn right until you reach Mannette Ranch. There will be a $20 fee for the use of the facilities and parking. Eats on sale.

Trash Run #803

MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE
HASH MASTER	Mumtaz Amarali	625-3617 x29436	mumtaz98@hotmail.com
HASH ASSISTANT	Pradeep Subrian	678-2372	psubrian@bluewaterstt.com
COMMUNICATIONS MINISTER	Zameer Ali	678-9172	u4ria532@hotmail.com
FINANCE MINISTER	Lorin Paton	622-5806 (O)
HARELINE	Salma Khan	753-8843	salmakhan_10@hotmail.com
SOCIAL DEVELOPMENT MINISTER Arthur Seebalack 461-5665	HEALTH MINISTER Tiza Matura 683-4848	SPORT & YOUTH DEVELOPMENT MINISTER Martin Griffith 681-9552	WORKS & TRANSPORT MINISTER Ashe Holder
ARTS & CULTURE MINISTER Janine Winston	FOREIGN AFFAIRS MINISTER Colin Sorias	INDEPENDENT SENATOR Betty Agostini	INDEPENDENT SENATOR Diane Henderson
Website Address: http://poshhh.org

RUN DETAILS
RUN#	DATE	HARES	SITE	SCRIBE
803	Mar 17, 2012	Hash Hotties (Teheli,Marita,Shawna, Janelle and Taz)	Arima	Tall, Dark & Havesome

Having been around the POSHHH for approximately 20 something years I thought I had seen/heard it all. Hashers running through corridors naked, dancing on bar counters, sleeping on deck chairs because their roommate was using the room, getting their head stuck in a freezer, skinny dipping in Tobago, moving an ‘X’ on a hash, stealing clothes of skinny dippers, climbing Johnstons gate with only a lifeguard’s marker flag to cover your manhood to retrieve stolen clothes, sleeping on Royal Castle bench at Crown Point.

So having had all these experiences it came as a complete shock to hear that a Hash had been moved. We have had the odd occasion where a hash was moved a couple hundred yards, quarter mile at most but to move a hash from Chaguaramas to Arima. This feat would have certainly needed assistance from Mootilal Moonan whose motto was/is “We move mountains”. T o add to this the movers were no ordinary bunch, it was actually the Iron Lady and her cohorts who go by the sobriquet of Hash Hotties.

Now we know that the Iron Lady’s theme song is “I have got the power” but this took real power to do this 5 days before the hash.

The run site was just north of the cemetery in the area referred to as Jones town. Jonestown a name that brings to mind a preacher and his followers. Was it that the Iron Lady had plans for her detractors? Was she going to send them to that big hash in the sky to meet those that have already gone. Could she be so tough? The Iron Lady commanded her followers to assemble at this place hopefully not to partake in spiked cool-aid.

On arrival at the site we were greeted by nubile bodies that gave men that come hither look as they directed the hashers where to park. This site was actually 150 yds from where the Arima possee set a run. The run in which a magistrate who was a hare got the poofter award never to be seen again. What ever became of the Arima Posse? The Arima guys are very proud and protective of their beloved borough and it’s environs and not just any and everyone could go there and set a run. So how did the Hotties get permission? We know for sure that Gerry did not give them permission. However when the Hotties were identified all was revealed. Okay guys do not get excited the Hotties did not go topless or anything like that. It became quite evident that the Hotties got permission during “pillow talk” as one of the Hotties has an erect sorry make that direct connection to one of the Arima Posse. Apparently she knows how to get to him or is it get him.

The hash hush was called and HM Ass introduced the Hares as four hotties and a “hurt he”. The he that got hurt was present, looking none the worst for his experience. The Hotties opened with a little dance routine and we were off. The reigning Calypso Monarch led us down the hill that we drove up to the run site and then off to the left. After 5 minutes into the run we came to what seems to be an occurrence on every hash. We got to a check (just after the point where a female calypsonian fell) and had trouble finding the trail and on enquiring from the accompanying hares we were told “I did not set this part of the run” Duhhhh!!!. So we milled around until the other hares with the backpack were heard calling off in the distance.

The trails were narrow so you travelled as fast as the person in front of you. The trails were very familiar and we eventually ended up in a river just before the ON IN. On reaching the ON IN some persons continued along the road instead of going up the hill on the left which led back to the runsite. These individuals ended up doing at lease another ten minutes. The trail however was challenging enough to build a sweat which is what is needed before downing some beers.

The Ass HM called the Hash hush and the hares had their down downs then the HM took over. Was this the point that she was going to offer a spiked beverage to persons she deemed deserving. Alas this was not to be, she simply got in to the down downs for those with new shoes and the Poofter award. One thing hashers can do is entertain themselves. So it was that a number of individuals decided to demonstrate their riding prowess or lack thereof on Ivan’s bike. Standing and observing brought to mind the saying “Monkey on Iron” but I am not quite sure why.

From the Office of the Iron Lady (I have got the Power)

We had a great time at the last run…..The Hash Hotties did aim to please all… we satisfied most…

Not bad for a group of virgins… well done girls!

This run was set by The Hash Hotties – the ladies who are the better halves of a dick, a bushewacker, a prick-ah-posse, a chinee and a man who does give iron. The run was originally to be in Chaguaramas, but as ladies only setting this run we encountered some challenges, so the Iron Lady sought guidance from the Minister of Sport and Youth Development and asked if we could have changed to another location and he advised that it could be done. So the Hash Hotties headed to Arima and the run was set, everybody commented how it was such a good run (except two persons) and two other persons said it was good, but we the chicks did it with a dick. Guys….we ladies can do anything men can do and even better…..Butts 2 Asses…..24/7….365….The Iron Lady

Welcome Virgins: Jaden Smith, Kenneth Eggesbo, Matia Gini, Bastian Stocker, David Robertson, Aniel Jagdeo, Amrit Jagdeo, Surajn Gooljar, Carlen Chandler, Fabian Dornott, Shannon Lezama, Stephanie Prudent, Sabrina Plaza, Caroline Brickeli, Steve Brickell, Rocky, Shane, Johnathon, Jaden Smith, Keanu Cheekes, and Brandon Brown

New Shoes: Roger from the Undertakers

Poofter Nominees: Pinny for not advising is daughter of the change in location of the run site, Natalie for saying that the Hash Hotties say they hot but they cold, Shawn, he said we must tape the On On call and change play that call while we running on the trail, Rocky a virgin hasher who didn’t want to get his feet wet, Andre for bring a tent (which was used as a shower), so after all these persons were selected a virgin voice in the distance said I have a poofter, permission was granted for him to speak…he said I saw Natasha peeing in the bushe…..well that was it…..there was an uproar of laughter….and Natasha got the poofter award which was a toilet seat placed around her neck…which read….I did Shit on the Run……

Hash Flash : Here are a few pics of the day…https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=oa.10150717728684846&type=1

Hash Entertainmemt : Richard Lee aka Lord Have Mercy who placed 3rd in the Hash Kaiso competition sang is song Pissing Drunk after the run..the song was such a hit since Carnival that a video is on YouTube. So far we have 998 hits…..check it out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8aoxnfDaa0

UPCOMING HASH EVENTS

Hash Kite Flying – Easter Sunday
Date: Sunday 8th April , 2012
Venue: Queens Park Savannah opposite White Hall
Time: 2:00 p.m.

We flying kite…or at least we will try together….bring your Chikee chong, Mad Bull
(or whatever kinda wind machine yuh have) or just come.
Bring your cooler with drinks and join de lime for a fun filled afternoon.

HASH TRAVEL 2012

GRENADA – THE INTER-CARIBBEAN HASH – APRIL 25 – 29, 2012

PANAMA – JUNE 6 – 10, 2012

Wednesday 6th June, 2012 (departure Trinidad 5.58 pm)
Return Monday 11th June, 2012 (departure from Panama 11.58 am)
(check taz (The Iron Lady for details)

Directions to the next run

Date: April 14, 2012
Time: 3:30p.m.
Hares: Doon
Run Site: Blanchisseuse

Head on the North Coast Road, pass Maracas, pass Las Cuevas, pass La Felette and drive 2 minutes after Blanchiesseuse High School, turn right before bridge.

2012 RECEDING HARELINE

Trash Run 739

Trash – Run #739

Hash Trash Run 739

MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE
HASH MASTER	Michelle Girod	741-9125	mredon7@gmail.com
HASH ASS	Arthur Seebalack	461-5665
ON-SEC	Mumtaz Amarali	625-3617 x29436	51cleroffadmin1@republictt.com
HARELINE	Salma Khan	753-8843
HASH C$SH	Lorin Paton	622-5806 (O)
HASH BOOZE	Nevie Boos	637-3033 (H)
HASH SOFTIES	Richard Marlay	351-3694
Betty Agostini	Flash Boos	Karen Hale	Ronald Mc Donald
Website Address: http://poshhh.org

RUN DETAILS
RUN#	DATE	HARES	SITE	SCRIBE
739	January 9, 2010	The Big Dicks	Alenore Gardens, Arima	Long Time Hasher

Well it was a last minute decision to make this hash, as I bus’ it out the house at 3-00 pm to head towards Arima. Thoughts ran through my mind as to how late the run would start ? I mean Michelle now hash mistress, surely I would have time! But then wait, talk was she had turned over a new leaf and would actually be at the run early. Well who would I be with to catch up the pack after reaching late ? Just Dookie and his dog?!!
Turning into the runsite it was with some relief that I saw hashers still milling around, 6 big dicks in yellow directing parking, Michelle looking oh so officious in blue with board and paper in hand, who were we waiting on? Suddenly into the runsite arrived Dookie and dog in his yellow jeep. Ah ha the run could now start, and so said, The biggest Dick (so he keeps saying !!) called us to order with the usual preamble.

On on down the road out the runsite and then no paper or trail. A couple of minutes of looking and then back to the cars. What a great run guys ,a little bit short , but that’s OK! Where are the beers?!!
Wait what are we now doing running off away from the cars up a hill, as I followed a hasher dressed in Coco the clown pantaloons, saw Nevie roll his eyes and wonder what the hash is coming to (did he look in the mirror boxing Day?!!).Up this hill to the first check and trail to the right. Down a next trail and then more checking. So set the trend for the run. up and down well marked trails, (no chance of lost hashers here!) in and out a river, presumably the same one , at least 4 times. Through Bamboo, around the people’s vegetable garden. A seasoned hasher like myself could not work it out, we seemed to be zig zagging through A very small area, but it was working well as back markers and walkers frequently found themselves at the front of the run, and the pack more or less stayed together. Chance of a couple of nice views of the central plains on the way, and some nice running towards the end, on the on-in.

A few observations on the run:-
What did the hasher do with his monster energy drink can, after sitting down half way through the run to drain its contents?? Biodegradable Aluminum right?
A first on the run for me was a hasher pretty in pink, with matching pink towel in hand!! Can’t sweat on a run right?, sorry perspire!!!
What was the hasher doing answering his phone on the hash? Aren’t cellphones supposed to be on silent for the hash?
After hash activities warmed up quickly with bragging rights as to who came in first. Hanif and Harty laid claim, and then it turned out they had missed the end of the run. Beers were flowing freely, s..t talk flowing as usual and suddenly that was it, NO MORE BEERS.!! Just enough for the Down Downs and Poofter.
Apparently the residents in the area didn’t feel safe with all these strange looking Hashers around,?? and we were advised not to stay late?? Some discontent ensued, some grumbling hashers left, Zam and friend not getting the chance to market and sell their Breathalizer kits, and we were given directions to a nearby rumshop down the road for continuation of the fun.

Over 45 thirsty hashers descended on this rumshop, who obviously had been forewarned, as the carib truck was outside! Beers started flowing again and a 3- man band started playing long time and old time calypso, for everyone to sing along with. A great lime ensued, and even the Yachties present were seen singing along to “Black man feeling to party”! Nobody seemed to want it to finish and those guys must have performed for over an hour. They weren’t even put off by Betty’s singing!! As I left David Dookie was seen bag in hand wandering off down the road to the Arima taxi stand!!
ON-ON!

Michelle’s Mess

First, it was the case of the beer evaporating off the back of the pickup truck then it was the cries of what! – beer done already! Then it was de hares! …. Ladies, I ask you what is a girl to believe? One week they wearing dresses and the next they calling themselves Big Dicks and wearing some strange looking appendages round their necks. All these mixed signals left me wondering if the Hares suffering from penis envy or pussy envy. Anyway, to their credit, the run was well set and they organized an excellent after lime at Gokool’s Bar, where the hash was entertained by the well known and talented Steven Garcia and friends. These guys provided some vintage calypso that had all of us singing along. So thanks Eggie aka Friar Egg, Hose Man Gerry, Los Pimpos, Astro Boy, f.w.l. BLING, Bacon and The Quiet One for a great evening.

Virgins: Welcome and hope to see you again: Kat, Jorn, Ricardo and Brian

Birthdays: Best wishes to Salma Khan for a great year ahead and hope you have many many more.

New Shoes: Bernard – who bravely drank out of Hanif’s shoe

Poofter nominees: Ricardo – bad enough that he did the run in rubber slippers, but with a cigarette stuck behind one ear too! Eh Eh, Then there was Harty, Hanif, Curtis and Doon’s girlfriend, SCBs, who took a short cut that cut off 20 mins of the run, and finally the winners – Jorn & Kat, who all during the run were either arguing or giving directions to each other on walkie talkies! Tut tut.

Hash Sports & Family Day: Postponed to the end of March.

Hashers Wear White Kaiso Competition: Carnival Saturday 13th February, 2010

Who will dethrone Martin? The word is out – the girls coming strong and Mervyn say that nobody cyah beat him. Will de Mighty Ole Clothes take de crown! To find out, don’t miss the Hash Run and Calypso competition.
Free entrance, drinks and eats on sale. ON ON

OVERSEAS HASH – SURINAME
Thursday May 27th to Tuesday June 1st
(Public Holidays Trinidad: Monday 31st May and Thursday 3rd June)

COME JOIN US ON OUR OVERSEAS ADVENTURE!

Thursday 27th May   Depart POS @ 9:30 p.m.
Arrive: 12 a.m. (Suriname 1 hour ahead TT)
Check in Krasnapolsky Hotel, Paramaribo
Friday:                        Free day   – Shop / sight see / lime or just catch up on sleep!
Saturday                    Transfer to Bergendal Eco and Adventure Resort
Hash Run in afternoon
Sunday:                     Day trip to Baboenhol mountain area
Hash run / Lime
Monday:                     Return to Krasnapolsky Hotel, Paramaribo
Hash Run with Paramaribo Hash in the afternoon
Tuesday 1st June     Depart Suriname at 6:30 a.m.
Arrive Trinidad 7 a.m.

Cost:                           Double Occupancy $4,850.00
Triple              “           $4,665.00
Quad              “           $4,556.00

Package includes:

Airfare, accommodation, breakfast, lunch, dinner

Transfers, all taxes

Alcohol at the runs in Bergendal and Baboenhol
Unlimited non-alcoholic beverages at Bergendal

(tea, coffee, juices, water)

Deadline for payment: 1st pymt: $1,500 payable by 27th February
2nd pymt: $1,500 by 30th March
Balance due: 30th April, 2010

Ticketing Deadline:             22nd March, 2010
Changes/cancellations after 22/03/10 incur US$54.00 penalty
Suriname
Visa Requirements:           Caricom nationals – Visa not required
US citizens:   Visa required – cost US$110.00
Multiple entry, valid for 5 years
Canadian/British nationals:
Visa Required – cost US$55.00
Valid for 2 months, multiple entry
Check out the Hotel and Resort at their websites:
Bergendal:                            http://www.bergendalresort.com
Krasnapolsky:                       http://www.krasnapolsky.sr

DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #741

DATE:          February 6,2010
HARES:              Hale and Harty plus Crew
RUN SITE:    Chaguaramas
RUN TIME:    3.30 pm

Drive west on the Western Main Road through Carenage to Chaguaramas. As you pass Pier 1 (on the left), make first right after bridge (you will see large yellow building aka The Base). Proceed on the Tucker Valley Road passing riffle range and immediately after there is a right turn, follow road to run site.