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Trash Run – #854

18 Jan

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Run Directions – Run #854

29 Dec


Date: Sat Jan 04 2014
Time: 3:30pm
Site: Manette Ranch, Bye-Pass, Arima
Hares: Big Dicks


Proceed east on the Churchill Roosevelt Highway passing Arima intersections at O’Meara Road, Tumpuna Road and Santa Rosa. Turn left i.e. north at the next traffic light at Demerara Road.
Drive approximately 2km till you reach the intersection with the Eastern Main Road. Continue north onto the By-Pass Road for another 2km until you reach Emerald Drive at 1.5mile post.
Turn right until you reach Mannette Ranch. There will be a $20 fee for the use of the facilities and parking. Eats on sale.


Photo Gallery – Arena Forest 2013

21 Jan

Trash Run #826

19 Jan

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Commit-T 2013

Hash Master Pradeep Subrian psubrian[at]bluewaterstt.com 678-2372
Assistant Hash Master Colin Sorias colinsorias[at]facebook.com
Hash Cash Lorin Paton 622-5806
Hareline Salma Khan salmakhan_10[at]hotmail.com 753-8843
Hash Booze Ashe Holder
On-Sec Marita Guevara mcguevar[at]tstt.co.tt
Members Betty Agostini, Diana Henderson, Randall Lyon, Martin Griffith, Derek De Freitas, Marguerite Aanensen, Raymond Wyver, Dave Blunden, Joanne Esdale, Eric deSilva

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Run: 826 Date: Jan 05 2013 Site: Arena Forest Hares: Big Dicks & a Pussy Scribe: 23924319 Private Parts

Welcome to the first run of the year. The drive was cool and uneventful, till i turned into the forest and saw the mud and big puddles, however i was right behind Doon with his truck, and he seemed to know what he was doing, so i followed his line in my little Jitny and got thru OK. It seems this caused some problems for some later arrivals, but they were overcome eventually.The Big Dicks were well into their heavy drinking , as they do when i arrived, and I was immediately encouraged by Eggy to partake in a Rum and Soda or two or three. The choice of alcohol was only the best, with Johnnie Walker, Blue ,Green ,Gold ,and Black, Grey Goose Vodka and Eldorado 15 year old Rum on offer. Eggy has left us by now to take up a post in the Bahamas, but will be back when time permits, so i wish one of the Hash stalwarts good luck in the future and come back soon.Now who buyin de booze for de Dicks? As for these big Dicks, i hear only one is big , de others are small, and one of dem, only have one ball. I not going down dat road about de Pussy, who is the replacement for dear old Eggy.

Well Pradeep finally called us all to order, and away we went on the wide trails afforded by this forest. It was the usual on back on the first leg, and then we got stuck into some fairly decent stretches of running, which the trails allow. Many of us veteran Hashers know this forest quite well, and have set Hashes here over the years. If you go off trail, down the ravines and up the other side , it can add a bit of spice to the run , which is what they did.The run became all a bit confusing to me, although i am easily confused, and i think i only saw 3 checks and a couple of X’s.

However, I not complaining as i had a good sweat , and was not unduly challenged, as i ran with Hanif for a while and was able to have a chat. So good to see Hanif back running again , another stalwart who was missed last year.
A couple of times confusion reigned when the trail could not be found and Hashers milled around like lost sheep for long periods, but i suppose it helped the pack to all catch up again . I got caught twice like this and ended at the back, after all my hard work to stay in touch with the front runners. I eventually teamed up with Simon and we had a good chin wag whilst trotting along, and upon hearing voices to our right, we cut thru de bush off trail and met an X, and a guy running toward us. So we followed the paper back to the main trail and there was the front runners. Oh the changing fortunes of Hashing, we were back at the front again.

There was some decent stretches of running from here to the On In and we encountered a smallish Mapepire coiled up on the side of the trail. He seemed unconcerned by our presence, however i thought a few of the girls and kids who went near to him to have a closer look were taking a big chance. We finally hit the road and the On In and it was quite challenging, as the terrain was very undulating and a fairly long run in. There were plenty of individual battles going on for bragging rights on this part of the run and made it more fun. All in all a good work out. I cant say the same for the Hares, apart from Ricky Manette and very occasionally Sheldon , the rest of the Hares were only seen drink in hand at various junctions. Maybe that’s the new way.

The usual after Hash activities got going now . Catching up on the latest gossip and meeting old friends, talking over the latest Football scores from the UK, and quaffing cold beer.After the usual rituals of naming and shaming, and de Down Downs, it was off to Arena Junction for a lime. Music , more beer if you want it and
some good vitals. A great day out and cracking start to the new Hashing year. Keep it up all you Hares. ON ON.

Pradeep’s Energy

What a Hash it was, great company and lots of fun. It all boils down to the hashers, they are the ones responsible for making it enjoyable and adding the energy, excitement, anxiety and suspense. It was a great run indeed, lush terrain, good timing with the usual Big Dicks trademarks of long back checks. It was unfortunate when the hashers nominated the captain of the hares for pofter and he refused to accept, this added energy to the hashers calling on him over and over again but in good spirit another hare took the pofter on behalf of the hares. One thing stood out and should be continued by the hares and that was the tremendous support given to the local bar and food. I would also like to say THANKS to the people who continue to work quietly behind the scene to ensure everything is in place to have a good time, the organization of the lights, bar, garbage and the support during the down downs and those taking photos and notes and most of all…..all the hashers who continue to support. I would also like to wish Eggy all the best! …….ON ON.
Regards, Pradeep

Virgins: Candice, Mike, John, Chanel, Tusca, Zaelah, John

New Shoes: Paul

Poofter Nominees: Mark, Heart attack, Wahid, Reed, Hares. Gerry by a unanimous decision. Ricky stand in for Gerry who refused poofter

Horniest , horning or got horn you choose: Reed

Newly weds: Vin and Michelle

Carnival Run & Hash Kaiso: Feb 09 (Carnival Saturday). 2nd Ave., Cascade – Live Run 3:30pm, Kaiso 7:00pm – Special Guest Artiste. Bake n’ Shark/ Corn Soup on sale.

Overseas 2013: St Lucia – June 19 – 23. Stand by for package info

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Directions to the next run

Run: 828 Date: Feb 02 2013 Site: The Arboretum, Chaguaramas Hares: Ex-Hash Masters
Directions: From Port of Spain, head west to Carenage/ Chaguaramas. Just after CDA Police post, turn right (north) onto Tucker Valley Road towards Macqueripe beach. Pass road to Chaguaramas golf course (Bellerand Rd) on left, then take right turn just before parking lot further up on right. Continue on road and take right (at gate/ barrier) to designated parking. Follow HHH signs.

Hareline 2013

827 Jan 19 Ivan Charles: Hash Charity Run North Manzanilla
828 Feb 02 Ex- Hash Masters: 29th Anniversary Hash The Arboretum, Chaguaramas
Feb 09 Betty Agostini Carnival Hash Live Run & Calypso Competition: 2nd Ave., Cascade
829 Feb 16 North Coast Posse: Robin Basant/Hadyn/Doon/Spuds/Victor Brasso Seco
830 Mar 02 Randall Lyon Tabaquite
831 Mar 16 Hash Football Team (To Confirm) TBA
832 Mar 30 Nico Kersting Moora Dam (New Territory)

Run Directions – Run #826

29 Dec

Date: Jan 05, 2012
Time: 3:30pm
Site: Arena
Hares: Big Dicks

Head east on the CR Highway to Arima going past the race track.
Turn right at the Tumpuna Road traffic lights and continue to San Rafael junction (church on left hand side). Turn left (east) and continue along this road to Arena Junction (road to dam). From this point, continue left as though going to Cumuto (Note: DO NOT turn right onto Arena Road by the shop) and drive for approximately 6.2 km. Turn right heading into the Arena forest and follow this road for approximately 2.5 km to run site. Signs will be posted.

Trash Run #821

12 Nov


HASH MASTER Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436 mumtaz98@hotmail.com
HASH ASSISTANT Pradeep Subrian 678-2372 psubrian@bluewaterstt.com
COMMUNICATIONS MINISTER Zameer Ali 678-9172 u4ria532@hotmail.com
FINANCE MINISTER Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843 salmakhan_10@hotmail.com
Arthur Seebalack
Tiza Matura
Martin Griffith
Ashe Holder
Janine Winston 680-2373
Colin Sorias
Betty Agostini
Diane Henderson
Website Address: http://poshhh.org

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DATE: October 25 -27, 2012

FROM: Trinidad to Tobago Hash Weekend 2012

RUNS: #820/#821/#821A

HARES: The Big Dicks and The Casuals


So it's that time again			No matter where yuh from
Hashing in sun or rain			Tobago here we come.
Ibo Ibo reach early				In time to start the fun
And so he surprise we			On the Monday evening run.
Midweek, others coming			Ah see Latchmi, ah see Sharon
Guyana  representing			And Suriname had one. 

So Thursday from Carnetta's Inn			Hike to Rincon Waterfall
Led by Minister Colin					Those who went had a ball.
Of course important stop to make		At Maracas Bay
To get some tasty shark and bake		That made some people's day.
Reach back in time for extra hash		From Invaders panyard
Boobs and Dewey Eyes would get two lash	If they make it too hard.
On In and the beers start to flow		In the usual way
Carib by so,  Stag by so				Hashers start to play.      
Then maxi -taxi if yuh please			Full of yellow jerseys
And as I ask well who is these			Ah hear Surinamese
They reach in time for dinner			They really buss up shut
Paratha, Chicken, channa				Was tasting good – say what.
Then the dancing start					Talk about sweet pan
They warm up Vera's heart				"Happy Birthday" from the band.
And then one more surprise				Before the night was done
Suris ent believe their eyes			Ravic reach from Washington.
Meanwhile in the sister isle			They say was rain for so
Yuh know how dem hashers wild			Rain kyah stop dem – oh no.

Next day we meet a delay		Up in Piarco
Miss de hash? – ah say no way		We must reach Tobago.
And just how in the airport		Was delay with aeroplane
This time the buses were short		So was more delay again
But we reach the Plymouth run site	Where the hash began
Look like we'll finish in de night	Depending on how hashers ran
Well it was an A to B			More than a stroll in the park
And we end up in the sea		And do the down-downs in the dark.
And still no sight of Colin		Nobody seemed to know  
Was it who was not coming		That's why he failed to show.
But back to the apartments		And everybody eat
The action has to commence		So stretch yuh dancing feet
They say dance competition		Trinis say no problem
When she show them she motion		Party Animal beat dem
Ah don't know what they were thinking	Like they didn't have a clue
Somebody say beer drinking		Trinis beat them in that too.
Time reach for karaoke			Hashers start to stretch dey lung
Some still couldn't find their key	But the machine break down.
So they call for entertainment		The action must not stop
And for the crowd's  enjoyment		A woman came up
This tiny little balloon		She made the hashers know
That it could stretch and have room	For a head big so.
Then a man started singing		Ah not sure what he meant
It sound like it was hashing		But also something different
He tell meh  "macco and take note	It is two kinds of fun
You'll see who enjoying both		Before the weekend done.
The party continued			Everyone satisfied
DJ keeping the right mood		Wine-down,  Electric Slide
And for who feeling hungry		And start to get laid back
Jerk Chicken,  Pholourie		Welcome midnight snack.
The music stop at 2:00 a.m.		Dat's when de party done
But yuh know de hashers and dem		Kyah say who had what fun.

Next day some get up early		And start to prepare
Breakfasses  aplenty			Everybody coulda  share
To the beach some start going		Yuh kyah beat Store Bay
Now e-mails started flowing		What could they have to say?
Ah see man getting haircut		Under a shady tree
By now the temperature so hot		Cold beers screaming "look me"
Ah don't know where the morning went	But lunch time came so soon
Eat lunch and then the next event	Hash in the afternoon
Before anybody could say		Section 34
Buses reach to Canoe Bay		What could they have in store?
 We ran through some lovely terrain	We reach down to the sea
Out to the road and back again		Another  A to B
Well as the hashers ran			A bull made an advance
Some say it saw a man			And wanted some romance
But Anne took a dive			He say no ifs or butts
And somehow he survive			Despite bruises and cuts.
And like the hash went up a notch	A drinks stop on the way
Hashers  being served Scotch		For that Joanne would pay.
Yesterday was the Big Dicks		But was'nt hard at all
And today the verdicts			Cocky, but just casual
Then swimming, drinking, dancing	And we do the down-downs
 Birthdays celebrating			They make them look like clowns
Two folks swim and climb in a boat	Till we kyah see them no more
To finish a conversation		Started the night before.

Back at the apartment			Dinner laid out for all
Build up of excitement			For the Monster Ball
Ah see hasher playing hasher		Yuh could guess who ah mean
They couldn't beat Count Dracula	Courting the lovely Christine
Afterwards, big band take the stage	Is time for real fete
Full works from Second Imij		Heavy two hour set.
And as the clock say midnight		Corn soup and fish broth served
Warming up meh chest just right		What the hashers deserved
Some time around one-thirty		A hash run through the compound
This one was an A to Sea		Ah hear the guards dem frown
It was the usual suspects		That is all except one
The hashers that one expects		But how come Wilco miss this run?
By the time the fete finish		Some heading down to sea
Like they had a secret wish		To see what they could see    
But the moon looking down laughing	Trying to make out who is who
Of those who skinny dipping		And who chunky dunking too 

Soon after I was in meh bed		Ah sleep till morning reach
By the time that I raise meh head	Ah see some on the beach
Meanwhile the hashers through and through	Had gone off on a run
But I know that I could do			Without that morning sun.
Now some just taking it in stride	Others playing it cool
While some gone for a boat ride		To Buccoo Reef and Nylon Pool .
Now on this final morning			Man trying to drink out beers 
Farewells – hugging and kissing		But I ent see no tears    

Ah want to recognize				Who help put on this show
Some of us don't realize			This don't happen just so
Plenty hard working people			Ah could'nt help but notice
To call names might cause trouble	Because some might get missed.
So to you Iron Lady					Tobago 2012 was great
And so from everybody				We heartily congratulate.

Hash Correspondent reporting from Tobago
For POSHHH Hash Trash

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821 Oct 27, 2012 The Casuals Canoe Bay, Tobago FRB (Front Running Bastard)

Having missed the run hared by “The Dicks” on Friday, I was pretty eager to get in some good running before the night’s festivities. After a decent lunch, I got myself very well lubricated, as is customary, before a Saturday afternoon run. Some good banter with Betty & Lorin & some other hashers, and then I was all set!

The buses were on time, so everyone was all in tow for a ‘Casuals’ Run’. A short ride in good company & we arrived somewhere within the Canoe Bay estate for a “3 o’clock” run!! Hmmm., talk ’bout punishment for these hashers today. I figure the run time has something to do with the festivities planned for later on in the night, but, oh gosh…3 o’clock! The place was real hot! I actually considered finding some shade and waiting around for the moonlight run – but I may have been the only one on it! However, my relaxed disposition had me looking to catch up on some friendly exchanges in the meantime.

So we’re awaiting instructions from the hares – dressed like they’re about to venture on the “Tour de Tobago”. I wonder where are their bikes? Assuming the podium was a smug fella by the name of Ivan; who was spirited by the fact that the run would actually kick off at 3 o’clock exactly. No comment there. The pack was a sizable one by normal standards; a melting pot of different hashing nationalities – some runners, some walkers, some groupies. Five minutes later, and we were no doubt peremptorily hurried into the 3:00pm swelter.

On-On on the asphalt, off on to a trail, back on the asphalt; a false trail; up the road, then onto the trail again. We’re in the bush now – salvation from the sun above, but nonetheless a hot and humid afternoon. Some nice wide trails avail us hashers, with gullies to the side that reek of black muck. I personally had to test the consistency of the gully – a reminder that my long jumping skills are a bit rusty. Shortly into the run, there was no more pack, just the customary FRBs. There were some long false trails, but no great difficulty in locating the correct paths. We pass some livestock here and there and one seemingly large, placid adult male bovine. Fifty minutes later and we pass Francie and a group of hares – I would find out shortly afterwards that was the On-In. A decent stretch onto the beach area at Kilgwyn Bay would mark the end of this run.

Looking back when we were standing on the asphalt under the hot sun, it would have been difficult to put this run into perspective. But it was just what was needed for this pack on this day; a relatively short, free-flowing hash run. Great job by the hares!
The after lime was equally gratifying – with the draft beer van awaiting our arrival, Hash DJ already jamming the soca music. What more could a hasher ask for? Soon, mostly everyone took to the water – beer flowing freely. For me the highlight was the mood around – a real nice time being had by everyone.

Well not everyone – seems that the large domesticated ungulate mentioned a few paragraphs before; shall we say it was not so domesticated after all. One of the Surinamese hashers found out to his detriment. Guy got Poofter even after “getting bulled” – Ahh the life of a hasher….On On

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821a Oct 27, 2012 Randall, David J, Victor, Hayden, Christine, Flash, Tall Boy and well maybe Ashas Leilani Estate, Maracas Valley, St. Joseph,Trinidado Not me

I understand that A Flash Hash was the name given to this hash run as a result of two drinking (notice I did not say drunken) ladies cornering Flash, the week before a hashing Saturday and getting her to agree to set a run while the POSH3 was in Tobago. Flash has never done a hash far less set a hash! Not content with that achievement, they proceeded to look around for a suitable run site and hares with just over a week before the run….Robin and Randall were ‘volunteered’ – Hayden, Victor and David Jamison (story to follow) were lassoed in! Plans were in motion to set a hash in a flash with Flash..

I arrived at the run site on a beautiful Saturday afternoon to see the ladies sipping their drinks while food fuh so was being prepared. Music blasted from a sophisticated boom box/ amplifier and all around there was an atmosphere of …. well, not exactly a hash run.

The Leilani Estate is located amidst the lush forestry of the Maracas Valley, still one of the most beautiful valleys in Trinidad despite the development of recent years. The run site was river side and from all appearances we were in for a river lime!

The run was billed for 3pm but it seems that no one notices these things, so I had enough time to get into some of the gossip. Apparently Asha had been too hung over to get out of bed that morning to set the run, so aforementioned Jamison had dragged himself out after flying in from Dallas and Miami, arriving home after midnight the night before. He was presently still out setting the run and had looked like death when Christine had taken lunch time refreshments for the hares.

By 3.30pm, I looked around to see only a handful of people and thought to myself, well we have some good food to eat today – Curry goat, geera pork, chicken, saltfish cassava, accra – but then they started coming in. Enrique and his band of 7, Robert and Usha, Pinny and Reina, The Hale Group, Salma and the Sisters, two fit looking ladies, the BP connection, Wahid, Richard Sinatra, Risa, Nick and Virgin Molly, Boos, Mawer, …just to name a few.

Looked like this was indeed going to be a good lime….

The Hash Hush was called by Pinny…. wha d!…. Yes Pinny!……Hares were introduced and we were advised that this was to be considered a fun run despite the two headed snake that was encountered while setting the run.

Off we set along the road, down into the river for an early wet shoes and then back onto the road to a check on the corner. Christine was responsible for this first check and I saw her mischievous grin from her car window!
Back check back to the run site and we were off into the bush. Slipping and sliding over the river rocks we then clawed our way out of the river and then trekked along the Maracas waterfall trail up to the picnic area where once again we encountered the ladies sipping their drinks.

So where is the beer stop?

Not now we were told!

ON UP, climbing over rocks, but still enjoying the greenery. ON UP to the waterfall and a cooling dip at the falls. Beautiful.
There was only one way to go from there – ON DOWN, on the same trail!
As we headed down, we saw the walkers almost to the falls looking for a waterfall with a pool(?) Hayden had told them that they did not have to walk to the falls since there was another pool and waterfall without the long climb. Being Hayden, he had passed the trail down to those falls and the walkers had climbed almost the full length of the trail! Despite his name, he is clueless at hay’ den seek…..I know that is a bad one!

ON DOWN towards the other waterfall – a tricky narrow trail but so worth it. A cooling dip in the pool and we were once again ON ON.
Back at the picnic area, Christine and Flash had finally decided to open the beer cooler and feeling nice and refreshed we sipped our beers and proceeded ON IN.

Not the usual hash run since there was not much to be done with that terrain but we all agreed : it was a pleasant time, at a good location and the hares had done a fine job.
We were now ready for D LIME!

Down, Down time. Pinny assisted by Reina called the hash hush.

The hares, even Asha, took their down downs – Flash took her shot of rum!

Virgins: Partick, Marie and Darian came with Enrique but Molly preferred to just come with Nick!

Poofter nominations: Asha (of course), Hayden for misleading the walkers and Victor for sending the young boys to the waterfall in search of women bathing naked…

And it was Victor as Poofter.

Many thanks to Robin Bassant for providing the run site, the fantastic meal, Tall Boy and the cooks. More excuses for down downs!

Bellies full of curry, and coolers full of beer, we partied to Richard’s music until the moon shone over us and our coolers were empty…then headed out in search of bars!!!!

Not a bad way to spend a Hashing Saturday when almost the whole hash was in Tobago! We were not feeling that sorry for ourselves anymore!


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From the Office of the Iron Lady

Tobago 2012……a weekend that would be remembered by all, each person having their own moment and experience, but Tobago 2011 is still clear as day to me, I remember at the Monster Ball the Saturday night when Eggie stood by my side with his hands folded and said Taz next year we have to do better than this and I said to myself how could you possibly do better, but you know when people are highly motivated and supported the impossible becomes possible. My support team from the travel agency, the bus drivers, Reed, Gizelle, Colin, Spuds, Cyril, Betty, Peter, Francie from Barbados, Paul from Suriname, Latchmie from Guyana, Andre (beerman), Andrew (chef), Nigel (Dj), The Big Dicks, The Casuals, the hash silent corporate sponsors, Eric and Marita, Robert Bermudez, Sports & Games, Trinrico, Martin, Pradeep, Arthur, Tiza, my daughter and my darling Ashe……you made it happen….Thank You…..it is because of you guys we had great runs, good after hash limes, delicious food and cold beers. Special thanks to our Trini hashers who kept the POSH flag flying high while we were in Tobago.

Poofter:…Zameer Ali for not knowing his priorities and going to golf with Matt and then coming to the hash to lime.


DATE: November 24, 2012
RUN SITE: Las Cuevas
Time: 3.30pm

Directions: Drive along North Coast Road passing Maracas……passing Tyrico….next beach Las Cuevas. Run site: Las Cuevas Beach Facility Car Park.

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Receding Hareline

823 November 24, 2012 Doon Las Cuevas
824 December 8, 2012 Hash Master’s Run All Inclusive Christmas Party $175.00
825 December 22, 2012 Incoming Hash Master

Trash Run 798

13 Feb


HASH MASTER Mumtaz Amarali 625-3617 x29436 mumtaz98@hotmail.com
HASH ASSISTANT Pradeep Subrian 678-2372 psubrian@bluewaterstt.com
COMMUNICATIONS MINISTER Zameer Ali 678-9172 u4ria532@hotmail.com
FINANCE MINISTER Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O)
HARELINE Salma Khan 753-8843 salmakhan_10@hotmail.com
Arthur Seebalack
Tiza Matura
Martin Griffith
Ashe Holder
Janine Winston
Colin Sorias
Betty Agostini
Diane Henderson
Website Address: http://poshhh.org
798 Jan 07, 2011 Big Dicks Matura Scrivener

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Matura Mis-steps

Maybe we got so used to Reshmi, assassination, curfew, state of emergency and ‘silk’, that we thought government had copyright on ‘mis-steps’. But along come the Big Dicks who show us that they in this mis-steps thing too…………… whey! Like mas’ start in Matura!

First to begin….. was one bad and bumpy road in, looking like them moon pictures with plenty craters and feeling like a construction site with plenty big hole in the ground. The hares must apologise forthwith to all the pregnant women on this run who have now lost their babies. And they choose a turtle-watching option for us, but we didn’t see no turtles …….. was a set-up from the start! Don’t talk about mud in the parking field…. Is a good thing I leave my Porsche home.

Well, the Iron Lady call we, and we thought we got a short sentence……. But it was a long pre-amble by the loquacious Gerry, spokesman for the Big Dicks, a man with less mirth than girth. He lied, as hares so love to and mis-informed the pack of runners on what lay ahead, and we could see they were up to no good; ‘specially when we sniffed out and sensed the likely inebriation of the lot. Gerry’s volume did not disguise; in remorse and guilt about what they had done, the Big Dicks had taken to the bottle! We were being mis-led by alcohol-impaired misfits!

On, on! And the first mis-step was soon to follow…… the pack was mis-directed and deliberately sent to the beach: left, right, front…… no, it was behind, so turn back. Of course, it had to be the opposite direction, just the way we were going before the mis-leading intentions of the Big Dicks came to light.

Soon, it was into the forest….. trekking through the bush, up this incline and down that other, till some congregation of hashers occurred. Must have been what the prized four-legged possessions of Numbnuts and Dave Esdale had been waiting for: spectators and audience…. Dogfight start! Bark and bite, a left and a right, you could so easily see the practiced imitation of their owners by these dogs: aggression, indiscipline, misbehaviour, territorial demands. Come on, Mark and Dave, you must set a better example for your animals!

Leaving the bestiality behind, on-on went the pack, till a check split us left and right …… and whichever way was a disaster! Those who went left, were given an abridged version of the run, so to use an analogy, they got ‘Mary had a little lamb’ instead of the hard-porn they like to look at in ‘Mary had a big Ram’! Well, they cuss for so! And every hare get it good, for giving them short run like a midget trying an Amazon, even the commissioner-in-waiting who was one of the dicks!

And those who went right, meet up hares who looked like they were still drunk and forgot where to find the trail! Nobody could believe it. Loud embarrassment! The pack had to help them, and after a long delay, on-on uphill. But then to find what? One set of screaming start up, so I start looking for stick to beat snake, although I was truly anxious that it may have been caused by Victor exposing his privates to prospective clients for his new business (‘Victor’s services – specialist in house calls.’) It appears, however, that he has no case to answer – this time. It was really all about the bog or swamp-land that we encountered, through which we were forced to wade knee-deep and sometimes deeper, where protection of the crown-jewels became a point of extreme concern. Women and girls screamed in shock and fright, though the jury is still out as to whether this was accounted for by their distress and discomfort in danger, or by the thought of losing their accompanying men folk, complete with crown-jewels, joy and hap-penis. All the same, administer lots of Dettol right up to your next run, in addition to your usual and regular applications of Vaseline. Thankfully the buttress roots of some large trees offered salvation just as many of us lost the will to continue the battle, and resigned ourselves to our swampy fate. Seems the Big Dicks were attracted to this locale because of the big woods, and the big buttress roots which saved us.

How they could be so deluded to ascribe to themselves the title ‘Big Dicks’ in the arena of those huge woods, can be explained only by the alcohol-induced stupor in which they were found!

Then we reach out by the road, and there we viewed collateral damage: Nicole lose she sole….. she shoe sole. I nearly called Gerry to con-sole she, but then I think nah, boy! He go want to go higher than she foot and that go have trouble…… we not going there!

So we reach back and meet the short-cutters who cuss the hares for the short-run, but the drinks were plentiful so everybody get happy; beer, and new drinks now….. vodka and cranberry! Only Mahashma messed up….. the man forget to bring sale chits and moneybox! I don’t know how they managed, but they worked out a plan with a posy and we drink fuh so! It had pan-side too! And flag! Flagman…. and flagwoman! Nevie wave, Audrey wave, Reina wave… you wave?

But it had only one monster girl. What happen Pradeep, you want all the men to fight over one? Bring like you used to bring, nah man! In grap, to satiate the appetite! You forget the name of the run? Is Big Dicks….. your run!

Anyway, thanks for the run, hares, thanks for the music, the food, thanks for the lime….. on, on to Brasso Seco!

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From the Office of the Iron Lady (I have got the Power)

Matura – Big Dicks Directions Parking Terrain Run D Lime¶

He is a hasher…. he is true blue…he is a hasher through and through…we sing this song…but we don’t live the song….we are hashers….so regardless how far or close the run is we going….who ever the hares are we still going….we are hashers true and true….

The Matura run was good for three and bad for the rest of us…..but that is hashing you can’t please everybody……I brought meh owe iron (The Steelband Trapolians) they were fabulous.

Welcome Virgins: Liam Matthews, Dawn Rosales, Eris Garcia, Alana Dookhi, Christopher Koo, Tracy Ian, David Bereaux, Andreson Webb, Samuel Elvin

New Shoes: Brian Dookie and Ashe Holder

The poofter was given to Eggy for not doing his part as a hare and for indecent exposure and behavior during the hash lime.


FEBRUARY 18, 2012

Carnival Saturday Run 3.30 pm

followed by Hash Kaiso Competition and Party

(if you are interested in performing advise the Iron Lady A.K.A. Taz)


GRENADA – APRIL 25 – 29, 2012





PANAMA – JUNE 6 – 10, 2012




MARCH 30 – APRIL 1, 2012



we camping on de beach…..bring your tents and sleeping bags proper washroom facilities available

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