Hash Trash Run 765
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MIS-MANAGEMENT
COMMITTEE |
| HASH MASTER |
Michelle Girod |
741-9125 |
mredon7@gmail.com |
| HASH ASS |
Arthur Seebalack |
461-5665 |
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| ON-SEC |
Mumtaz Amarali |
625-3617 x29436 |
51cleroffadmin1@republictt.com |
| HARELINE |
Salma Khan |
753-8843 |
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| HASH C$SH |
Lorin Paton |
622-5806 (O) |
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| HASH BOOZE |
Nevie Boos |
637-3033 (H) |
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| HASH SOFTIES |
Richard Marlay |
351-3694 |
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| COMMITTEE |
Betty Agostini, Karen Hale, Ronald Mc Donald |
| Website Address: http://poshhh.org |
| RUN DETAILS |
| RUN# |
DATE |
HARES |
SITE |
SCRIBE |
| 765 |
Nov 13, 2010 |
Big Pussies |
Turure, Sangre Grande |
used to be TPFO now just ABOF |
Picked up by Audrey and On On to the Moss residence. Transfer to Demarise’s car ‘cos she’s the least alcoholic of the three of us. Make the mandatory stop at the Ponderosa (now the Spanish Hall) for a quick beer and on to the run. Arrive at the quarry to be greeted by the Hash Master – that will be right, she was probably just getting out of bed!
These days, as an irregular (not in the bowel sense) hasher suffering from the onset of dementia, every hash is like the first day at a new school. Who the hell are all these people and shouldn’t most of them be doing their homework?
Ms.Girod eventually deigned to join us and give us the official OnOn and off we set across the moonscape.
Describing the run itself is always a pain in the arse for the trasher – run, call “ON ON”, Stop, Call “Are you on?”, no f—— response, watch a nice boomsy in front, pick up speed to pass a not so nice boomsy, slow down for a possible boomsy to pass, call “ON ON”, call “are you on?”, still no f—– response- Are you getting the picture?
Overall it was a good run with a little bit of bush (the preferred option these days – I’m led to believe) but mostly it was heads up and pick your way through the mud, sludge, water etc.etc.- A run for the nimble of foot – yes Townend remember those days.
The best part of the run for me was when, after about 1 ½ hrs, the heavens opened up. Some enjoyed the shower, and others just allowed it to add to their misery. Me, I was delighted ‘cos I was about at the end of my tether, and the hares were forced to cut the run short, in case of a flooding stream, and escort us home for tea and crumpets. No Alan, we don’t want to know about the wonderful two hours you had to cut out.
And so to the Down Downs. At the risk of being a boring old fart, for those who didn’t hear it on the day, it never ceases to amaze me that despite successive Hash Masters over the years imploring hashers to CALL on the run- not a sound, but when it comes to a bit of Hash Hush when the HM is due a bit of respect you can’t hear yourself think.
For those who don’t know what to call, the following is the ridiculously simple Hash Vocabulary:-
Are you on? – I don’t know where I am can I safely follow you?
On On – Yes you can
Checking – I’m as lost as you are
On Back – I’ve F—– up again, Try somebody else
EN ESPANOL
Are you on? – Is your family in Venezuela rich
On On – Si Senor
Checking – and your bank account?
On Back – Try my friend Juanita behind you.
By the time the HM had toasted the virgins, and started to dish out the various hash awards, I was on my 4th or 5th beer so the tried and tested Hash equation had come into effect.
[Age x No. of Beers drunk] - √ Amusing conversation + attractive Conversees = Ability to G.A.F.
[Time to rehydrate (mins)] (measured in Newton’s Nubiles)
There’s a beer on the next hash for the first correct answer to reach me at roypurves@hotmale.com.
I do remember Alan donning his “made to measure” poofter T–shirt and some extremely brave young lady drinking from her shoe. By now her blood must be worth US$ 1000 per pint for research purposes!
Hope to see you all on the next run, but moreso hope to HEAR You!
On-On
Run No. 765 – 13th November, 2010
Run Site: National Quarries, Sangre Grande
The Big Pussies
The Big Pussies of Justin, Alan, Curtis, Timothy and Reed were aptly named for sure – one fainted when he was setting the run, another came close to impaling himself on his own cutlass and almost lost a couple of his appendages in the bargain, and of course, the other 3 – usual drunks or should that be, usually drunk. Somehow they managed to pull off a credible run through the quarry and surrounding forests. The pack stayed together right up until the end when the heavens opened and shoes and soles began disappearing into the soft squishy sand. Once in tho’, hashers took advantage of the ‘wet’ bar and it was business as usual never mind the pouring rain. The action soon moved to a local bar where the lime continued in relatively drier conditions. And so the ole talk flowed until the last beer was drunk and, you guessed it, a good time was had by all.
Remember folks, pls keep calling while out on the trail., ie, "ON ON", "ON BACK", "CHECKING"..etc, it seriously helps the back pack/stragglers to locate the FRBs, not that they care of course. So be nice and keep calling.
On On
Virgins: Welcome to Vanessa and hope you come again soon
New Shoes: Vanessa
Poofter Award: ‘Beerman’ Andre for needlessly delaying the beer truck in Grande for some nonsensical purpose; a Big Pussy, Tim, for stupidly slicing his fingers at the start of setting the run, and Natasha, for running with a hen for company apparently in lieu of the male of the species. And The winner: Alan for the unforgiveable crime of misleading the HM by telling her it was a ‘cock’.
Hash Christmas Party
Date: 11th December, 2010
Venue: Hales Residence, 16 St. Andrews Terrace, Fairways, Maraval
Time: 6:30PM
Tickets Cost: TTD$130 All Inclusive!!
Tickets on Sale today – Check Michelle or Mumtaz
Santa Claus is commming to town… Santa doesn’t have to check his list twice,
cause he knows who’s been naughty and who’s been nice!
Who’s on Santa’s list this year? Be there on December 11th to find out.
Run starts at usual time 3:30 p.m. Party time 6:30 p.m…ish.
Don’t miss out… get your tickets today! …then just put on your dancing shoes and get ready to party!
DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #767
DATE: December 11, 2010
HARES: Michelle, Brian, Nevie & Alan
RUN SITE: 16 St. Andrew’s Terrace, Fairways, Maraval
TIME: 3.30 p.m.
- Travel north along the Saddle Road from the Savannah (as if heading for Maracas)
- At the RBTT/KFC junction near to The Country Club, turn right (still heading for Maracas)
- Pass Hi Lo, SuperPharm, Adams Bakery, Linda’s bakery, all on the left
Turn left into La Seiva Road (where Kappa Drugs used to be – now a paint shop) into Fairways
- Cross bridge and go straight up Golf Course Road
- Turn into 3rd road on the LEFT (St Andrews Terrace)
- Cross narrow bridge and go up steep hill
- 2nd house on the LEFT at top of hill is #16
RECEDING HARELINE
| RUN # |
DATE |
HARES |
SITE |
| 767 |
December 11, 2010 |
Christmas Run – Brian, Nevie, Alan, Michelle |
Hales Residence, Maraval |
| 768 |
December 25, 2010 |
Amanda Seebalack & Her Possee |
181 Windsor Road, Gooodwood Park |
2011
| RUN # |
DATE |
HARES |
SITE |
| 769 |
January 8, 2011 |
Randall Lall Lyon Singh |
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| 770 |
January 22, 2011 |
Hadyn Als |
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| 771 |
February 5, 2011 |
Doon |
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| 772 |
February 19, 2011 |
Uncle Ray |
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| 773 |
March 5, 2011 |
Betty Agostini |
Carnival Hash Calypso Competition |
| 774 |
March 19, 2011 |
Old Bats?? |
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| 775 |
April 2, 2011 |
Beerly Audble |
Cumana |
| 776 |
April 16, 2011 |
Mountain Goats |
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| 777 |
April 30, 2011 |
Marlon Newallo |
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| 778 |
May 14, 2011 |
Lorin Paton/David Jamieson/Betty Agostini |
Reewat Memorial Run |
| 779 |
May 28, 2011 |
Harper |
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| 780 |
June 11, 2011 |
The Three Wongs (David, Zachery, Zane) |
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| 781 |
June 25, 2011 |
Central Posse |
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| 782 |
July 9, 2011 |
The Posh |
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| 783 |
July 23, 2011 |
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| 784 |
August 6, 2011 |
Ivan Charles |
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| 785 |
August 20, 2011 |
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| 786 |
September 3 2011 |
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| 787 |
September 17 2011 |
|
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| 788 |
October 1 2011 |
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| 789 |
October 15 2011 |
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| 790 |
October 29 2011 |
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| 791 |
November 12 2011 |
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| 792 |
November 26 2011 |
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| 793 |
December 10 2011 |
Christmas Party |
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| 794 |
December 24 2011 |
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CALL FOR HARES – 2011
BE AN EARLY BIRD – GET YOUR CHOICE OF DRY SEASON!!
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